Tom Cruise. I have repeatedly asked you, again and again, over the phone, through e-mail, and written letter to appear in my coffee table book, "Hogshots". You are practically the only actor still alive and still young that actively rides motorbikes and cycles. And in fact, I have already promised 3 book stores that you will be on the cover of my book "Hogshots", and the stores will only take them permitting that you are in fact on the cover of my book, "Hogshots". I would also have asked Jack Nicholson, but he no longer rides cycles and bikes like you and is quite old now but maybe I have to comprimise. Mr. Tom Cruise, I'm not sure if you've just, uh, got too many "yes-men" around? But you really need to respond to me, and get this done. And Mr. Tom Cruise, I have to tell you, the fact that you haven't even given a single reply to me in any way shape or form, that is in fact going to EFFECT the way I watch and review your movies, because right now, you're probably in my top ten favorite actors, right next to Liam Neeson and I gotta say, you're moving down to like, 11th or even 12th place at this point. Because not only would this be a huge career move for you, but people want to see you on the cover of my motocycle / motorbike coffee table book, "Hogshots". You can write me back any time, I live in Jacksonhole Wyoming and you can always write me back. But I need to tell you, my coffee table book on motorcycles and bikes, "Hogshots" is going to be just about finished by the end of the month, and that is also, in fact, the date at which the stores will accept my coffee table photo book in-stores, again on the condition that you, Tom Cruise, are on the front cover. Thanks.
This is my open letter to Tom Cruise. There was a Tom Cruise thread up previously with this same OP image, but it was pruned and so I made a new thread because I know Tom Cruise frequently browses Yea Forums as he had said to me years ago in a fan letter rely. Tried that over 20 times this week. He doesn't respond to my tweets anymore, or even likes my retweets.
And also, Tom Cruise, if you ARE reading this now, please STOP hesitating and do contact me. I have left my cell number on each and every letter and telegram I've left you so please respond as soon as possible, as the deadline is fast approaching.
Christian Torres
>Tried that over 20 times this week. He doesn't respond to my tweets anymore, or even likes my retweets. He's busy filming Top Gun 2.
Cooper Thompson
Tim get back to work on season 11 of OC. Fuck Delgadoes!
Lucas Ortiz
I did reply to you a while ago. I stated very clearly that I could not engage in your project but that I hope it goes well for you. Please stop trying to contact me. You're beginning to worry my pr manager.
Uhhhhh have you thought of keanu reeves? the guy who owns a mortocyling company....or that dude from wolf on street, the haybale guy from batman, and i am pretty sure a few comedians love bikes. hell, ill even ride it for you. Which state are you in
