ITT: shameless pleasures

Rihanna kino

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Saw it recently, it's not bad but I dunno if I'd watch it again. Mads is always great

Three Stooges

>danny the dog
Such a better title than the US release.

Lockout was good, like 80s-90s tough guys movie good
>am I getting beaten up by a guy called Rupert?
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Pic related, it is both the worst and greatest movie of all time.

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Came here to post this

>Alien 3
>1>3>2
this
aliens is one of the most overrated sci fi movies ever

Widely regarded as Ritchies worst but i still rewatch it from time to time and I really wish the full trilogy would have happened.

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I love the set design in Chronicles. People shit on it for being different than PB but damn if that film didn't have amazing aesthetics.

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Stacey?! Did you put shit in my coffee?!

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This is one of my most rewatched films.

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Oh I've got loads - Immortals (2011) being one.

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based

Really? Revolver is most definitely his worst. Maybe people forgot about it.

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a man of taste as well I see

Alien 3 isn't even a guilty pleasure for me, I think it's a straight up good Alien movie and fuck its haters.

3/4 of this movie is Jason Statham and Chris Evans doing coke in a bathroom and talking about women. feels good to watch alone while drinking.

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All three films are great, for me.

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to the left is the perfect aryan woman, to the right is the perfect muslim

>to the right is the perfect muslim

That's Freida Pinto, she's Indian though grew up Catholic.

Fuck you all this movie was good

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You better not be one of those assembly(meme) cut guys.
Personally Aliens is my favourite, but A3 has its charm, and Charles Dance is fucking great, but he got killed off too early desu.

Nice digits man

forever is fine
& Robin is the cancer

I liked it.

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no arguments i loved the first three

I like Arnold Schwarzenegger so it's a guilty pleasure for me

Those mugs were fucking rad

UNSANCTIONED

>overrated
If Aliens had never happened, a good chunk of sci-fi media you enjoy today, be it vidya or movies, would never have been made.

I grew up watching reruns of the 60's batman and it was ridiculous and cheesy and I loved it
I see nothing wrong with Batman and Robin and Batman Forever.
Nothing wrong with Dark Knight broody Batman but shark-repellent-in-the-utility-belt Batman has a certain childish do-gooder charm that takes me back to my childhood.
Nothing wrong with embracing the silver age.

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I think it's his best. Didn't enjoy Snatch nearly as much

Next is pure Cagekino, does some really cool stuff with the premonition gimmick.

Sounds comfy, I'll check it out.

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>premonition
Scratch that, 'precognition' is more appropriate.

Plus this has prime Biel.
Knowing is another under appreciated Cage Kino

its pretty good desu

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no shame

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It has its moments and it still pulls a chuckle out of me but the amount of shit you have to wade through for those moments has gotten deeper with every season

Been looking at this movie in a local store. Why do you like it, user?

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>knowing
Based Cagenon. Love the religious symbolism in that movie.

I like Dunst and Bettany, and tennis.

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truly a comfy af movie

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Is it comfy?

For me, yes.

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You aren't doing a very good job of selling it to me, user. I'm still debating whether or not I should spend £1 or not. I'm open-minded, but I need a bit more than that.

my man

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Doom (2005).

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there are bad days...

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Fuck I love the third Riddick film. I hope Diesel makes a fourth.

based

>Being this wrong
whew lad

Mission Impossible 2. Not even the worst MI film like the sheep like to bleat.

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Is this the one where Bettany keeps his clothes on?

Just fucking torrent it, faget.

Is Bettany known for taking his clothes off? Not that I'm aware off.

seeing that dude just makes me want to watch A Knight's Tale

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Man of Steel.

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Kill Command.

He gets naked in A Knight's Tale, Da Vinci Code, Creation.

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the 1978 lotr movie

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Cecil B. Demented

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Watched it when it came out, still my favourite of the franchise.
From all the shitty western Jet Li films Danny The Dog is by far the best. Revolver was far worse than this one, stellar cast and acting.

Holy shit! This is unfiltered KINO!

Machete. The ultimate guilty pleasure.

Chronicles. The right combination of spaceship and the medieval costumes and the sets. And the condescending attitude of Reddick. And some idea about fate. And Furian just sounds cool.

I liked it.

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Dead Man Down is by far the best movie released by WWE Studios. That's not saying much but still, pretty fun flick.

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I feel ashamed because I know this is just a gimmick shamelessly based on the actress' fandom

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this and batman vs superman

This is the correct ranking
>doesn’t even mention Ressurection, Prometheus, or Covenant
You may be the most based poster on this board
Both AVP movies are total guilty pleasures

are you going to post rules of attraction now?

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Thank you OP, I just rewatched this due to seeing the thread. Pretty sure it helped increase my testosterone.

Die Hard 3=1>4>4 is the one I rewatch the most, though

>batman vs superman

I didn't mind it.

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>shh!
>what, what do you hear?
>nothing I was just enjoying the silence
based character

I got meme'd into watching this by Yea Forums.

Critics were right for once.

Succ me. Tennis will suffer for your sins.

I'm the guy who posted Next. The other post you responded to wasn't me.

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Lockout was good.

Speed Racer can't even be saved by shrooms.

Really fun horror movie. I loved how they did the gunshots at the end. They really used the whole concept to its fullest and it was enjoyable.

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I AM YU LAW I AM NOBODIES BITCH

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ok

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youtube.com/watch?v=5NxekPmVvLA

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I love it. I gotta rewatch that movie. I also need to go on a Jet Li binge. YOU ONLY NEED TO KNOW ME. Great line.

For me, it was Romeo Must Die.

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I remember Cradle 2 the Grave. I told my mom what I was seeing and she would check the newspaper for the reviews on it. First time I ever saw "No Stars" as a rating. I didn't know you could do that.

Back then you couldn't go wrong with either based Jet Li or Aaliyah.

This and Part Deux might be the funniest movies I've ever seen, it's a shame this style of comedy died out so quickly.

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Loaded Weapon is also good, same comedy style. Check out Fatal Instinct too.

It had a pretty long run. Early 80s to 2000s. That style of comedy was huge in the 2000s. Scary Movies, Not Another Teen Movie, Superhero movie, Epic Movie, all those kinds of things. I mean, they weren't that funny, but they were still trying for a while.

I've seen this movie maybe 7 times, more than some movies I consider truly fucking great. I don't think I would rate it above a 6/10 on a good day.

I don't know about shameless, but I can't stop watching it.

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>That style of comedy was huge in the 2000s.
It existed, but it wasn't huge, by then they had ran out of ideas and were just appealing to the lowest brow audience of teenage kids. I doubt anyone remembers the contents of those films beyond the Scary Movies.

The same goes for the Hot Shots era. Most people didn't really know of any of it beyond Naked Gun and Airplane 1. None the less each time period had quite a few movies going of the type.

One of them is genuine kino. The epic one with the multifaced cunt

Worth watching for Kate Beckinsale alone.

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I tried to rewatch Pitch Black. I loved it as a kid, but it didn't hold up now. I still like Chronicles, but I haven't seen the latest movie.

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>106
>0
goddammit snyder

That one with Jason Mewes playing in a Gears of War tournament. Something about it was just fun despite being so out of touch. That and The Guild.

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He's a madman.

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>man there's this violent as shit Mad Max style sports movie where a bunch of maniacs play a brutal football game with weapons and where you have to put a dog's skull on a stake to score!
>dude you're full of shit
>dude I got it on VHS
Turns out he wasn't schoolyard lying. 20 years later I still love it too. More than Rollerball, yeah I said it.

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Legion is actually pretty good though

I unironically enjoy almost all adam sandler films. 50 first dates is in my top 10 movies

Guy Peirce is such a Chad and was born to play noir protagonists why wasn't he in more movies??

Vin diesel is a closet nerd that only agreed to a cameo in tokyo drifr if he could take over the riddick franchise.

Based.

I hope they make something similar to Chronicles, that movie has aged well. Also Toombs should have taken the money.

Fucking love this movie. Got me through a tough break up.

Rid Dick

i enjoyed the fuck out of that movie

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same. i was browsing DVD's at half priced books few weeks after a break up. love Statham and had never seen it so bought it on a whim. still watch it ocassionally for feels

You're alright.

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The latest movie is basically Pitch Black with better effects. It's cool, but the transition from the ending of the second movie to Riddick being stranded on a hostile alien planet again is pretty rushed and makes it obvious that they were working on a really slim budget.

why should anyone feel shame for liking this kino.

They should make chronicles 2 and bring back karl urban, have him team up with riddick and go to the underverse.

I read "feel no shame" It's also too good to not feel a little guilty watching

I love Dredd, and it seems a little silly but I'll talk anyone's ear off about it given the chance