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whats your hang up with warwick?

cringe and autistpilled

Fuck off this isn't funny. Go back to Yea Forums.

hey midge

Did he knowingly fathered those midgets so he could physically dominate them?

>imagine being so pathetic that you let a irrelevant B movie midget get to you.

yikes.

>imagine being so stupid that you think warwickposting is born out of anger and petty revenge rather than just for the kek and in the hopes it ruffles even more feathers leading to even more kek

>imagine being so unintelligent you think someone is upset
Yikes. Must be one of those publicly educated americans.

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smidge
the
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why isnt this dwarflet in jail? he's literally committed child abuse by having children knowing full well they would be deformed freaklets.

bump

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Warwick Davis better known as Tyrion Lannister was cannibalized by hikers on shrooms in Colorado.

He had been attacked by two hikers after deciding the two were going to eat his body parts.

The hikers thought Tyrion was a good man who could cook food from scratch and even tried to use the "tongue of god" in their plan. He eventually died after becoming exhausted from his ordeal and his body parts, and his body parts were not found at the scene.

The two hikers who attacked Tyrion say they were too drunk and hallucinating when they started eating his body.

"It wasn't meant to kill or harm him… It was just a horrible waste of time. I thought for sure they could make a nice meal out of his ashes," said one of the men.

The men say they left Tyrion with the intention of eating him as a sign of forgiveness after the attack, but the meal turned out to be much worse.

"It tastes disgusting… It tastes like the flesh of an animal. To eat it is to go off the deep end," said a third party.

Watch a video report on the story.

When your so small, you don't even have a shadow

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incels

Oh noes an user called me an incel!

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Oh no an user called me an incel! You idiot! Don't you realize that my gender is still a thing I'm supposed to be a part of?!"

"Hey! You're an user!"

"It's a thing you're supposed to be a part of!"

"And it's so fucking cute."

[–]

The conversation never got resolved because I found out that the person who gave the anonymous message on my personal profile "had a history of having abusive comments about women and queer people on it. In fact, some of the comments that he sent were pretty disgusting."

A day later, I went out in Toronto for an evening gathering, and I got attacked by 4 anonymous men. I was walking up to these 4 men who were looking down at them from where they were standing, but I couldn't figure out who they said sorry to – who they were going to say "sorry" to.

It turns out that the 2 men who were saying sorry actually said, "Hey man. We appreciate your apology but your opinions about transgenderism, your opinions about us and all the shit we say should be left out of the conversation. So now we'll just leave that aside for now. We'll be back for the rest of the afternoon."

I felt like someone who had been outed

leave him alone.

I wonder how many drones it would take to fly him about?

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I save all of your posts. I'm not kidding, these are gold. Thank you, user.

>one of the attackers screamed out that Warwick had been magically delicious
I SEE DEMONS

midge

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>leave him alone inside a refrigerator
What did user mean by this?

I'll be speaking to your lawyers shortly, this is libelous.

>Filthy fucking niggers! *toss* Go back to your own country! *throw* We don't want you here! *hurl*

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>Blueberries

I'm friends with his cousin and he told me at Christmas dinner, Warwick was accidently put into the oven. My friend's father thought he was the turkey! Luckily they realized their error and got him out in just in time.

Is this a variant of the fluffy ponies torture meme?

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Name one bad movie I was in. You can't.

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they are neutrons

Shut the fuck up bootlicker newfag. No one likes you.

This led to him being locked in all day without sleep so he kept to himself. But, when this happened during Christmas he got himself killed in a freak accident and ended up in the oven before he could get his Christmas meal. So, he ate it and it came out tasting like turkey, but it wasn't his Christmas. So, the day passed by without him having anything to eat. He got to his room and watched some cartoons, but the next morning everything was dead. Then, he went to visit his Father and they had a small talk but when he would try to hug him they hit the floor. His Father had fallen asleep and was no longer there. So, his Father was trying to get better, so he did what he could to treat it but it was no use. After waiting out there days he got his fix of the food. He went into an emergency room and saw something there. When he came out there in the emergency room some patients were just standing around because they had no idea what they had. Eventually, Dr. E.T. called and got the patient out and took him to the intensive care room where he began chemotherapy which had no effect after

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

Itd suck being a midge.

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I literally have a stash of all these so I can enjoy them whenever I want. God bless, I'm always going to click on Warwick threads.

>Yea Forums posts are like bullets
What did Warwick mean by this?

I would love to see that court case and a bunch of tv autists in a courtroom trying to explain that raping warwick is some sort of high art of the internet.

based and cringe

i hear he has a horse sized cock.

I love after he puts his hand on his head I think he says something like, "Oh, that always works in the cartoons."

a seahorse maybe

what the hell is this new obsession with Warwick DAvis? hahahaha wtf

You heard wrong, hes the size of a horses cock

The superior version of that song

Pretty good.

Just about.

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>116669808
No (You) for you (You)

go eat some char siu, Warwick

I once sold coke to a midget. I lived in Vegas, it had to be 1992 or 93. It was summer, and bored with sexual exploits and hard drugging and drinking, I decided I'd have a lil fun with the midget that frequented my favorite bar. Lets call him Vance, because that was his name and no one is going to care to remember it. I started playing his friend, got close to him, he was obnoxiously chatty. Full of stupid, tiny opinions, tiny like his arms and legs, watching him stumble up onto a bar stool, often times waving away help, kept me from putting a gun in my mouth for a good six months. Well, I got him hooked on the shit. Bad. This guy would hit me up in the dead of night for a fix, would suck my dick, anything, and I mean anything. I did it all to this little fuck. What he didn't know, was that I had been consistently cutting his dope with saw dust from the hard work of better men, with glass, hell, I even crushed up a tic once and he was so deep into his high he never noticed. None of this was affecting him enough for my pleasure though, and I soon raised the stakes and added rat poison. I would even spray cockroach killer into his bags. I saw the effects almost immediately, he almost shrunk in size, if that were possible, he began to have mild seizures and I assured him it was simple withdrawals, and that he just needed a little more. Before a month was over, he was practically crawling to my door, having abandoned our bar and his friends. He would sit on my couch and cry about god having abandoned him, and before his untimely death, I made sure he had all but given up on any hope of peace or love in this life or any other.

Watching his little casket being carried by his midget children was the funniest shit I've ever seen, his family held me and wept and thought my tears were pain, but they were jubilation. I've never shared this story until now.

holy shit joey diaz take it easy

Midge

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MIDGE

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MIDGE!!!!!!!

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Did they kick his head around?

Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.

I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pail as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.

Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.

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MORE PLEASE MORE I CANT FUCKING CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER THIS IS FUCKING TRUE SHIT

I'm telling Warwick that you buttholes are making fun him. I hope he sues you all

Reminder that you're all beta pussies who would never call Warwick a midge in public.

Jesus Christ my dick

That would be very rude.

tl;dr one user with a steelcapped toe, said they wanted to kill him, he then bitched about it on twitter saying he wanted to sue 4chin or something like that, which lead to more trolling,

>yfw you see a midge

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Christ that's a blast from the past

it going to be the second cumming of the nuremberg trials for you jealous perverts.