And then you see it

And then you see it..

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a cheap CGI filled cashgrab trilogy leaning on the success of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

I wish the Hobbit had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do I, and so do all who live to see such times.

>and then you see it, a heaven that you as a hobbit will never witness

Valinor itself isn't heaven but it's where the halls of Mandos are where mortal souls go to depart to heaven.

That's right around the corner of Haldenfel's Gate where Mindatar the Elderspirit parted with his mortal flesh. Near the slopes of Farthuin Peak. The very same Peak from which Thirdanar the Wargrider came down upon the seven armies of Elin.

White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Um, no.

Yes it is. It's in the sillymarilly

>See what?
>Tax heavens....and beyond....dividend country...with a swift return on investment
>The gains don't seem that bad
>No, they are not

in english doc

And then you seed Galadriel's feet..

It's near the door where a dude died and some other dude fought on a hill with a couple of armies

"What, Gandalf? See what?"
"Sneed's Feed and Seed, Formerly Chuck's"

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bet you thought that was funny huh?

Based threads, and beyond, a ding-dong diddly green board under a swift sunrise.

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It is

So your point is that the Halls of Mandos are very real, very material, and very findable on a map. So how do we break in?

Yes

You must go to the arid land of Saldur and seek out the tomb of Rungalad. There lies the water jewel, once held by queen Tingrel from Hithscarian. An ancient evil watches over the jewel. The Fonragant, clad in mithril, teeth shaped like elvish daggers.

is Runegalad also an elf

Rungalad, son of Dingalad, ruler of the high kingdoms of Tindaniin, was indeed an elf.

A land devoid of niggers, paradise on Earth.

epic

have sex

Bane?

Like lady Dayendra and Fardanor, in the tower of light, in Minas Deroth.

UUUU

kek

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god i wish i had the willpower to end it, i can afford the angle grinder now and im too much of a coward to be honest with my shrink