OH NO NO NO

in due time, my brother. the fire rises.

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ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS HONKEY

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tfw still don't know if it's a man or a woman

If this cures Hollywood of the delusion that anybody wants to see Tessa Thompson in a leading role, it's worth the hit to Hemsworth. Sorry buddy, but ya gotta take one for the team.

Tommy Lee Jones and will Smith actually had charisma and played off each other. This sjw vapid whore.

Good. Fuck em

>goes from no name to leading roles in big HBO show, marvel movies and tentpole blockbusters
>no charisma or talent to speak of, not even easy on the eyes
How?

bitch look like michael jackson cameo

Why are we bashing a movie that literally everyone thought was going to flop?

>implying politics ruined this film
Oh nvm it's just baiting.

>big HBO show
user, that is not her

>The complete annihilation of the memory of Linda Fiorentino continues

THEY DID NOT NEED TO DO THIS
MiB HAD A WOMAN AGENT 22 YEARS AGO
AND SHE WAS HOT
AS
FUCK

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HEE HEE

SHAMONUH

At least they managed to fit Michael Jackson in the films again
HEE HEE
DIDN'T DO IT

she makes me sick to my stomach when i look at her

Me and everyone I know are boycotting this movie because that racist old white man Liam Neeson is in it.

That is the reason why it failed.

>implying it wasn't anti liam neeson fags

what did Liam do?

Literally neither of these are the reason. It's that Hemsworth and token mutt bitch can barely carry a decent script let alone a terrible one. There was nothing that was ever going to make such a piss poor idea work. They went low concept with a franchise that was already high concept and put a punch of shit in the trailer that didn't make any sense like vehicle rims carrying ammunition.

There's nothing worse than a female British mutt

>23 Jump Street was cancelled for this

Is this like a reboot or something?

Nah it's just a shoddily made spin off.

>endgame closed out a big story arc in the MCU
Don’t forget that both captain America and iron man won’t be part of the MCU after endgame and I definitely think that could potentially hurt the MCU if their not careful
Not to mention their going to be stuck with captain marvel and she may also be a problem unless they either significantly improve her character and/or get Brie Larson to step up her acting

>90-110 mill
That's lower than I expected. At best it would only cover the cost (aka double the budget).

Try using Google you dimwit

The shit that manages to get funding in Hollywood is a never ending source of amazement to me. How did fucking anyone think this was gonna do well?

Did anyone even remotely wish for another Men in Black movie?

Black bastard

>followup to trilogy where the main draw is Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith in high stakes situation
>cast random chad that can only make normies that have never heard of comedy before laugh
>cast literal who mutt that is so literal who everyone has seen her face a billion times but nobody knows here name

What in the FUCK were they thinking?

>wojackwhitepeopleface.jpg

he went on a spree killing in Compton and got away with it

>implying anyone remembers that shit

not about money right now, all about pushing agendas until 2020 election

Why does everyone act like MIB 2 and 3 were good? The franchise has been dead since 2002

You can't push an agenda if nobody is watching your propaganda.

stop shoe horning women into movies and tv shows

:)

>Humans in Black

It's zoomers who grew up watching those movies as kids. The first one was ok, at best, but it was at least a unique idea. The sequels were trash.

they dont care desu as long as you hear about it

I always picture some rat-faced spic or wop posting these kinds of posts.

Tessa Thompson doesn't have charisma with male leads and Chris Hemsworth doesn't put asses in seats unless he's a side character you change his name to Thor. Both of these are proven facts. Also Tessa Thompson stanning for Brie Larson is actively doing more harm than good. She is the opposite of charming and instead comes off like a smarmy, fickle cunt.

I shan't have it.

>It only made $10.4 million on an opening weekend on 4,224 screens?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm 34 you fucking idiot and yes MIB 2 was trash. MIB3 was a soild flick that detracted from a lot of the series due to the nature of its storyline but that doesn't make it bad. Just a bad sequel.

>look at the head
>look at the face
>look at the hands
what the fuck am i looking at, is this a real person

plot twist at the end of the movie that she was an alien all along in disguise obviously

Someone took the HEE HEE pill.

>admitting to having pleb tastes

Hemsworth is a proven dud. Dude can't lead a film. I don't know who he had to owe to attach his name to this shit though.

>Hemsworth is a proven dud. Dude can't lead a film.
That sort of explains why his highest grossing movies are The Avengers.

she has a really mannish jaw

I didn't even know they made a Men in Black 2.
Men in Black 1 was bad enough.

She’s from America

Hemsworth really needs to push for better projects. He's charismatic and funny, but it's like he enjoys being the wacky sidekick to unfunny women

bad agent

Just getting paid while the offers are coming in. He knows he can't act and his shelf life is limited.

She looks like a monkey

>actual analysis is pleb
>talking like a pleb is patrician

k

>MEN in black
>Its a female mutt, cause current year

Well there you have it. How many franchises are going to get the woke treatment & be destroyed? Ghostbusters bombed, woke Terminator will def bomb.

This
He's not that bad of an actor, Rush was great, he was likely forced into this shitheap, no sane person would take this shit willingly, unless you're a talentless nigress or if you need a quick buck.

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Terminator reboot already flopped

This. He knows he's been getting by on the good (wet) graces of the connections hes made in the dying comedy scene. He has no future unless he starts getting serious about his craft and even then there's not many roles for adonis types.

>woman in a suit

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I could accept an ugly negres agent but making her a superinteligent 200 iq using satellites and shit even before entering the agency, yeah no, that's just too fucking much

>Women in black

They should have replaced Zendaya with a redhead just to make sure

AWWWWW SHIT HERE WE GO BOYS!!! DESTROYING ONE HOLLYWOOD FILM AT A TIME!!!

This

Lying cunt. People are boycotting because the far bigger racist Tessa Thompson is a lead character when she has zero acting skill and personality.

She looks like the kind of girl that would bother me on Twitter and call me Sweetie for not recognizing the challenges a PoC faces every day

You got three movies with redhead diamond cutter nipples Mary-Jane, two with blonde boring as fuck Gwen. It's time for delicious genius delinquent mutt Michelle Jones now. Deal with it.

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the alien designs were not crude and realistic as the first ones, those were goofy but had some realism
In this one they are pure fantasy, not scifi

>>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
yeah so? What are we looking for, Spergy McGee?

Can you imagine poor Chris going from one vapid femenist liberal broad to ANOTHER one, but this time she's black AND gay?! Poor dude must have wanted to kill himself during press tours all year with these cunts.

No wonder he literally has quit acting.

Didn't you get the memo?, no one gives a shit, AAA shit like this is aimed at overseas and the kind of demographic that still watches Transformers movies, aka kids and witless adults.

Capeshit has ruined future cinema for god knows how long.

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what went so wrong?

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How many years do we have to suffer the trend of self-aware humou almost breaking the fourth wall in every joke?

I hear two different things happened to her. One, she's a bitch and a drama queen to work with and two that Kevin Smith tried to be her Hollywood connect. She fucks him, he gets her roles. She declined and everything she's done has been literally who tier ever sense. Kevin Smith apparently fucked that ratty, ugly lead from Chasing Amy so it isn't like hopping on his cock is a guarantee so I don't blame her.

He unleashed the Cosh and snatched up every black bastard birthday

>One, she's a bitch and a drama queen to work with

I remember when they first showed trailers for MIB2 and she wasn't in it I heard the same shit. It was my first experience with like consciously and alertly recognizing actors play characters that are different than their actual personalities.

In the 90s when they cast a black female lead they made her attractive. Now they give us this melted cabbage patch doll. No wonder no one wants to see it.

I was so mad she wasn't in 2 at all. Of course the sequel would have to be Smith and Jones but I was hoping she'd have a small role again.

Can't wait for the ScreenRant Pitch Meeting of this, Cinema Sins Everything Wrong, Midnight's Edge trashing it and Brad and Doug's eventual review in a couple years. I just love reviewers and media trashing Hollywood movies.

I wish they'd stop pushing her, Tajiri Henson and that ugly Zenyada chick. They can't act, are ugly and unlikable.

Why do you hate female leads especially color ones?

Should have given me the jump street crossover I wanted you cocksuckers

When you are the BLACKED version of the Bogpill

Are you mad he would track down your brothers and put their raping asses in the ground?

So they acknowledge the other films? Do they say what happened to Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Rip Torn's Agents?

Only the talentless insufferable sjw ones.

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Sequels were derivative and shat on character development but they were carried by TLJ and Smith's chemistry. But there isn't even this.

Taken 5: Dead Rapist Niggers wasn't great but it had it's moments.

fair enough

I haven't seen it but yes on the trailer they show they acknowledge K and J at least. Don't recall seeing rip torn.

some "analysis" that was, anyone claiming 3 is good is the dictionary definition of pleb.

Also propaganda should be paid by the State and no way is Uncle Sam booting the bill for bad woke remakes.

it's the European hq, the boss of the American one appears and in the british division there's a mural of k and J defeating the bug

...

Those two bitches killed our bro :(

I hope you're fucking kidding

just adapt the bloody comic book.

Yeah she comes across as that cunty Tumblr blogger who yells at people at coffee shops for being too white and straight. Who the fuck, including black people, want to pay tickets to see her? Answer: barely any.

in 3 when they made K knew J from the begining, it kinda defeats the first one imo

JLA is hot tho.

Maybe China will sav-

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stream link

I don't even know what ethnicity that is by Spiderman? Goblino? Seriously?

It's obviously the balding so he must be JUSTing meme cause user is stuck in 2006 mode.

Hemsworth seems like an ok guy and is a gentleman to his co-workers but you just know being Aussie he thinks in his head "FUCKING CUNTS AMIRITE".

Most of her other films were rated R with her being a bitch who usually does copious amounts of drugs on screen while being raped by niggers. Not really the family summer blockbuster type.

literal racism what the fuck
how didn't she get fired for this?

Lol she does look like a Cabbage Patch doll put in the microwave.

Maybe people are just getting sick of sequels. Probably not though

This is top kek

Pretty obvious it was a tax movie

Fiorentino alledgedly won her role in the original MiB, in a poker game with Barry Sonnenfeld, the film’s director.
-This might explain why she only appeared in the one MiB film.
Alternately, she was 37 or 39 when the iriginal MiB was released, so maybe the producers felt she was too long in the tooth, Although she only has 7 credits on IMDB after MiB came out, and most are from 2000.

Movie has a nigger lead, it was doomed from the start, the chinks hate the nogs.
She's a brave African American woman that speaks against the patriarchy and the white male oppression.

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Ah ok. I guess that saves them a MIB 5 if they wanna throw more money at this then.

anyone got a decent stream of this yet?

Didn't even know this was coming out.

>breaks even with the box office
>anything they make now is pure profit
>this is bad

Why is /pol/ this stupid?

Hmm so technically MIB International IS MIB 4 going by alternative titles.

SING SMOOTH CRIMINAL!

She was Harvey's last girl. This is just his people settling contracts

Straight White men are literal racist rapists so they need safe spaces in films now to protect women of color.

It's part of the joke, google "look at the top of his head". Newfag

>white male + black female
>movie tanks
Thanks guys

British Female Mutts are usually better actors than American Mutts.

I can't wait for this bitch to disappear. When everyone talks about how pretty she is it's insufferable.

Willing to let producers do heinous things to her.

MiB 2 lacked Linda Fiorentino.
I though 3 was good though.

>hates /pol/
>cant even read

every time

A real mutt.

Close, I'm a full blooded Jew. Not rat faced thiugh :)

>stanning
Never use this moronic phrase again, you retarded niggerfaggot.

>budget 100 million
>box office 10 million
>even if the box office made 100 million they still have to give a percentage to the theaters meaning that they likely haven't broken even yet

Nevermind they're probably Tessa Thompson herself seething mad her movie flopped.

You should be used to this by now user, been going on for like 6 years now. Dont worry, one day they will be stopped.

>claims to hate capeshit
>quotes capeshit
what did he mean by this?

People have been waking up to soulless cashgrabs for quite a while now, I can list many examples. It's just that it ends up being a 10% chance of success sort of thing, sometimes they manage to force the shit down the audience throats, most times it crashes and gets forgotten about in 3 months.

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They shouldn't have expected a big cume with Tessa

N word fatigue

What like a real life The Producers?

It's "get woke, go broke"

get woke

My mom wanted to see this movie so I took her out to it. Holy fuck what a soulless pile of garbage. What a disconnected film filled with awkward scenes and poorly delivered jokes. I actually do feel sorry for Thor, he’s a likable enough guy but he seems to get all the “sexy but also slightly stupid guy” roles. I don’t know if he had talent or not cause all of his movies put him in this box. Imagine being so chad your career is cursed because of it.

Ugly mutt was also ugly and boring. Who even casts these actresses anymore? Literally who Instagram models eclipse most Hollywood sluts in beauty by a sizable margin. Most actors are so fucking uncharismatic these days. Also the aliens were pretty lame. How hard is it to make a average movie god damn.

She was born in 1960 or maybe 1958.
The original MiB came out in 1997.
So she was either 37 or 39 when the first MiB film came out.
After MiB she only has around 6 roles listed on IMDB, despite a bunch of work before MiB.
Either she’s problematic to work with, or she didn’t build up connections in the early years, and producers thought she was past her prime.

Nigga you retard if you think people will get boring of Marvel, these are literally the only movies people watch today

Ugly black female. I'd watch a female with these 2, even have a few ideas.

Films set in the early 1800's. Keisha works as the maid for master Mr White, he treats her well but things get steamier when he spots her bathing in the river.

Yes Massah coming 2020

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This. He knows what happens to pretty people who can't act.

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Shamonuhlisa

Spiderman is going to be the last big MCU movie, with the exception of Guardians 3

she was the worst part of westworld season one

There are black female actresses that would have been perfect for the role, and who most people wouldn’t have bitched about.
Hannah John-Kamen Might have been good, although her work on ‘Ready Player One’ wasn’t up to her work on Killjoys.
‘The Expanse’ TV show also has a black female lead.
Did huge numbers of people complain about Naomie Harris in the James Bond films?
The main issue, is that Thompson is getting pushed in peoples faces, and doesn’t seem to have the acting skills to justify it.
I checked IMDB, and she has 39 credits before ‘Thor: Ragnarok’, including at least to series she was a regular on, and I only really remember her from one or two of the things, which is usually not a great sign, especially when you’ve seen a whole bunch of the work.
She also comes off as a giant Hypocritical Cunt in interviews, and not in an interesting way.

t. disgusting newfags who dont know where 'oh nonono' originates

They know already, they will find a way

Kys you waste of an internet connection.

does Brad still does midnight reviews?

>some "analysis" that was, anyone claiming 3 is good is the dictionary definition of pleb.
3 was Kino.
>Time Change and disappearing Agent K.
>Autistic Alien dude.
>Warhol as a government/MiB spook. (Did it redpill you)?
>Young Agent O.
Etc.

Thor 4 and Black Panther 2 will definitely make a billion. I could see Doctor Strange 2 being bigger than the first given how popular the character became.

HAVE SEX LOSERS HAHAHAHAHAHA

no

Looks just like this dude

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Wait what’s wrong with Taraji? She’s a decent actor.

>Literally who Instagram models eclipse most Hollywood sluts in beauty by a sizable margin.
I would’ve seen MIB three times if ItsJustAJLove was the lead.

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the other MIBs for comparison, and MIB 3 didn't do too well at the chinese box office either

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How about the fact that the trailer, which is supposed to tease at least some of the good bits, just alternates between painfully unfunny shit and painfully stupid shit?

I'll believe it if Toy Story 4 and The Lion King don't meet expectations.

Nah, think I'll pass. I didn't much care for her as a character in the first one. The last thing I want is more of the same.

Top kek. Will Smith is rolling in his grave.

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MIB2 was horrible and MIB3 was only objectively a little better but the name still carried them
I guess MIB Int. just plain sucked and the people are sick of the franchise.
That or no will smith-no go
Will Smith is pretty synonymous with the franchise

Ahem. Thanks for coming, everyone. Don't forget to tip your waiters haha. I just want to say

FUCK MEN IN BLACK
FUCK CHRIS HEMSWORTH
FUCK TESSA THOMPSON
FUCK HOLLYWOOD
FUCK JEWS
FUCK FEMINISM
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK POLITICS
FUCK CURRENT YEAR

And last but certainly not least,

FUCK. NIGGERS.

>ItsJustAJLove
patrician taste

would fuck

Her hand...

Yeah Hemsworth is pretty buff he must work out
The mutt is nasty tho

>sequals
Truly, this is the intellect of /pol/

Fuck yall niggers, I wanna watch mib 1 and 3 tonight. 2 was shit.

Strong grip after grabbing a mile of dicks.

based

lol wtf is this retarded post

Does Chris hemsworth get blacked?

sexy

t. doesn't know what racism is

Agent M? More like, Agent N!

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its the straight man vs fish out of water dynamic that made the movies work, when they worked. this movie has two straight men as the leads.

He was really good in Rush and Thor 3

Get wet, go bet

3 was pretty stupid too and only marginally better than 2 but nobody seems to agree with me
I mean they have a literal fucking guy that can see the future and they still fall for the villain's bullshit
Oh and don't get me started on the villain, just a fucking biker that shoots fucking spikes from his hands how fucking original, oh and his catchphrase "let's agree to disagree" hurrr so fun nay
The only good thing about MIB3 was Josh Brolin pulling off a young Tommy Lee Jones perfectly avoiding some stupid de-aging CGI bullshit

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based

>I don't want to work with blacks
Is this racism?

poor Chad...

>Agent M
>Man

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Agent M(utt)

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>stanning

What?

Blockbusters will just start coming from another place. When Hollywood is gone, all the big movies will come from Vancouver, and the cycle will start again.

racism = discrimination against minorities
Minorities = demographics that are categorically refused their full share of human rights, i.e POC and LGBTQ
fuck off with your whiny white boi shit
Yes, i just discriminated against you for being white. No, that's not racist. Yes, it is offensive.

based

I found it stupid in MIB2 that at the start Will Smith was a fucking PRO and knew his shit but the minute Tommy Lee came back he was back to being a fucking rookie. I just really wish they hadn't neuralyzed Kay at the end of the first movie, this movie would have worked a little better; of course it's got a whole barrel full of additional problems like why do they flush out MIB headquarters but only the part with the deneuralyzer, and the villain is like LOOK TITS HOW FUNNY and johnny knoxville being fucking annoying and stupid, LOOK ASSHOLE YOU'RE NOT A COMEDIAN, you fall and idiots think it's funny when you get hurt, that doesn't make you a fucking comedian.
Fuck that gay movie it should be fucking locked away and forgotten in some vault.

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I want to fuck Tessa Thompson

Have charisma, Tessa.

GOOD
Don't hire her unless it's a movie without men or whites.
Hollywood listen to this woman.

I legitimately can't tell if you're doing a bit

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Unbelievably based.

>doesn't want to work with white people
>MIB International her co-star is literally a blonde-haired blue-eyed devil
What a hypocrite she should've turned down the role if she was so worried about being woke

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Conflating institutional racism with regular racism is dishonest and a bit of a cunt move.

Thanks for clearing that up for him, bigot, but there is a distinct difference between institutional racism and racism at an interpersonal level. Anyone can be racists and most people are. You don't get to duck the label just because you think "winning" the oppression olympics means fuck-all in actual reality.

>calling zoomer shit oldfag shit

>institutional racism and racism are synonyms in educated circles for the past...I don't know, 45 years?

Yeah, synonymous because of context, you dumb shit.

I was just browsing spankbang and apparently the whole new MIB move is uploaded on there. kek. wasn't this just released a day or two ago?

what an unneeded post, dumbass

No, it was clearly needed because your stupid ass still doesn't get the distinction.

Ideas, the proper what to say things, the meanings of words...all this shotcstarts in educated circles, and dumb shit posters deny the validity until it has spread throught humanity and become common knowledge. Then you move on to the next thing to whine and bitch about. The fact that bacteria causes illness used to be knowledge shared and believed in only within educated circles. Enjoy your worthless existence. Find a hobby to fill your time.

When you can type in coherent sentences, talk to me about education.

And this is why you can't take a liberal seriously. There are the beliefs they proclaim--racism and sexism are wrong--but then there are all these little exceptions that say 'liberals are allowed to be racist against whites and sexist against men'. It's hypocrisy, plain and simple.

kek

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He's the same kind of dumb shit that would argue that the nogs who caved the truck driver's head in with a brick during the LA riots wasn't a racially-motivated attack.

>score lower than Black Panther and Dark Phoenix

That was implied in what I said about them not being able to carry a script.

The mouse cannot be stopped

I feel sorry for Hemsworth. Ten or more years ago the guy would of been an absolute box office draw - as a lead in any genuine action picture. The problem is in this day and age a blonde, white guy can't play the pure Aryan chad alpha male role (Thor is the exception as its marvel and you can see what they did to him in EG by turning him into a fat incel). He's too nice a guy to burn but they've neutered him to the point where the every day guy doesn't want to self insert into his shitty characters.

I wish that was true but normies don't care abotu that stuff. It probably just looked un interesting to them in general.

you talk like a fag and your shits' all retarded.

chris hemsworth is box office poison

Holy FUCK she has a lot of makeup.

you realize we're all making fun of you right?

MiB is the kind of franchise that relies almost solely on its actors, TLJ and Will Smith in this case. You can't make a MiB movie without them and expect it to suceed

She was known to be a cunt

True. I would argue that he's underutilized. He has the talent to play something more dramatic and interesting, but they just want to keep casting him as Thor. (Including this movie.)

M for monkey?

I didn't even know it existed, it must be really bad

This is more uninteresting than Sam Worthington waiting for a bus for 2 hours

>He has the talent to play something more dramatic and interesting

Watch "Bad Time at the Old Royale" and get back to me.

Nobody wants Hemsworth either.

>racism=privildege plus power yada yada yada

Who the fuck makes these rules? Why do you just redefine words to suit your needs?

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I can't believe it's been 7 years since MIB3.

a fringe black professor justifying her own racism

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Asians aren't on the same level of niggers in the public's eyes

Z or O?

The politics that defined the movie limited the creativity that would have provided a better screening. I know it’s easy to dismiss its presence but reality paints a different picture. People grow up eventually

michael jackson never died i see

>why nobody wanna watch nigger sheboon??

Me too t b h

HIS NAME IS BORRIS

China will save it.

>trailer
>"Men in Black?"
>"Honey, i'm working on it!"
>guess which movie I won't watch.

Lupita Nyong’o is a million times blacker than Tessa and her movie was a success.

boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=untitledjordanpeele.htm

Nobody wants to watch TESSA THOMPSON.

Why are they trying too hard to feminize/diversify MIB, did no one watch it, god I miss the 90s and Early 2000s

>1 faggot's spelling mistake means there's no Jewish conspiracy!

>rubba rubba rubba rubba

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I am glad you were nice and took your mom out to a movie. You are a good son.

>frogposter is a retard

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Dilate.

There was to be a cross over with Men In Black and Jump Street, but it was cancelled and thank god it was. That's a dumbass idea.

>Yea Forums now hates Sony

what happened? I thought we were supposed to support Based Sony so they can dethrone Disney, or is it because you only care about capeshit vs capeshit?

Does anyone here have any plans to actually go and watch this shitfest

Sony is run by Californians now, so they are just as if not more SJW-infected.

I kinda want to see it. It doesn't look great, but it doesn't look bad either.

>she may also be a problem unless they either significantly improve her character and/or get Brie Larson to step up her acting
or make her close her mouth outside acting, or sign off twitter

I probably would have watched it if they cast anyone else from Tessa to be honest.

unbased
BASED fellow boomers
same here
MIB > MIB3 >>>> MIB2

mib2 is pop culture trash and advertising (sprint, burger king) that was a cheap cashin and totally different directors and writers

MIB3 had the same writer and director, thats why it feels like MIB1

I fucking hate Tessa. I was so upset seeing her in Ragnarok, Creed 1-2, Sorry to Bother You and whatever else she was in. I always hate seeing her dumb smug face. However, she looked slightly more okay in this movie from the trailer. But maybe not I dunno.

more like Men in Black Interracial lol

Kevin Smith is on record saying she's incredibly difficult to work with.

> Reminder the release of this trailer actually happened

youtube.com/watch?v=_VneIV2Ald0

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Is this the worst summer in decades?

Men In Black is one great comedy, a shitty sequel, a cartoon series and a surprisingly decent third film. Sony keeps shooting themselves in the foot.

Hopefully this will finally kill Hemsworth for good. Can't believe how long they tried with this faggot.

>be a shit actor
>look really good
>get job as Thor because you look really good
>Marvel capeshit blows up
>get jobs because you're Thor
>everything you are in flops
>Thor job is over
>"yeah, I think I'm gonna take a break from acting"

even though this picture is photoshoped to make her look good, she still looks like a fucking mutant from futurama.

Next time, in an action comedy, try casting 2 charismatic and funny males for the lead—not an ugly, bitchy female

I saw it today, was pretty good.

That's cause Lupita's cute and has charisma but Tessa gives off a.....vibe. cunty

Westworld

Remember when people said Alita was going to be the biggest bomb of the year?

Why he has brown hair here?
Non-blond Chris is a crime

Just common sense.

nolan made capekino

They were stupid to think they could do another one without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.

Let's be honest here, only the first MiB movie and the cartoon were good.

>that fucking snout
yikes

Were you listening to 540 AM as well?

and third
protip: same writer and director from 1, but 2 was a cashgrab made by others

Add Pratt to the list.

She's half-nigger, a quarter white, and a quarter spic
She's the mega mutt

>Tessa looks like MJ and his chimp's baby
>Brie both looks and acts like a golem
Any other ugly A-list actresses? I'm thinking of making a collage or something.

Cry all you want, but Tessa is still considered one of the greatest actresses of all time and the most important icon of this generation

Two and three had their moments.

>b-but that one looks good
so you're just going to keep watching.

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>the plot is just her walking in to MIB and becoming an agent
>not even any set up like with Will Smith
fuck sony and their feminist shit, most women don't even watch action movies

For reference, Xmen Dark Phoenix made 14 million on it's first day and that's looking to be a major flop. Why aren't these strong heroines bringing in the cash bros? Where's the Captain Marvel audience now??

from what I have seen in the trailers this is the setup
>MIB doesn't bother to check if the parents have a daughter and decide to just wipe their memory and call it a day
>the MIB doesn't bother to check the house for any other witnesses
>the daughter apparently tracked them down somehow and asks to join saying "I tracked you down which is enough to qualify me"

That bitch was a porn white, right? Swear I've seen her ape titties before.

It's the feminist 'heroine's story' BS, where the female character doesn't need to prove herself to no mens. She just has to realize she was awesome all along.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>Yes Massah

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BROS

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nobody wants to see an ugly nigger on the screen

her forehead...

I love sequels but this one was totally terrible. I hope next MIB is the last but with Will Smith and Tommy Lee coming back one last time.

I really doubt it only cost 110 million. Despite being shit it doesn't look any cheaper than MIB 3 (225 million) but without Will Smith. I say it was at least 150 million.

The ultimate female power fantasy is being rewarded for doing absolutely nothing.

It's Ghostbusters all over again, and I don't mean the woke casting.

I mean it was a great gimmick for one movie but it never needed a sequel. There's nothing else to be done with the gimmick, a joke is only funny the first time you hear it.

Cringe

Are you genuinely retarded?

lol totally forgot about her role in westworld