Keanu Reeves is nothing more than an NRA propagandist. Nearly every movie he's made since Johnny Mnemonic has contained no legitimate content beyond pro-gun campaigning.
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They're posing gifs of "Keanu Being Awesome": destroying it at target practice, getting missed in rehearsal by a thousand invisible CGI bullets before turning a corner and slipping hahaso funny look he almost hurt himself, pumping up to get in shape for John Wick 3. All man's man. And then there's a school shooting, or a mosque shooting, or a gay nightclub shooting. Suddenly, those posts are gone, and Keanu is eating a sad sammich in the park or doing yoga on the beach in Malibu or giving up his seat on a train: you know, ordinary things with no real content and which we all do, but isn't it cool bc Keanu. And then we forget about the school shooting, or the mosque shooting, or the gay nightclub shooting. And once we do, we're back to looking at Keanu's NRA agitprop.
(I suppose it's a good thing for him, really, because -let's face it- Keanu Reeves is no thespian. We've seen Dangerous Liaisons and Point Break and Dracula -I mean, Generation Umm? Come the fuck on, what was that?- and he unquestionably does best in roles where there's zero dialogue and one emotion ("determined") and lots of cinematography focused on his physicality, like Matrix or Wick.)
There is NRA money built directly into his contract, of course. That he is even offered his contracts is strictly dependent upon his knowing willingness to represent this position, this cause, this latent terrorism. And it's why his checks have so many zeros and commas and why they come so frequently. So to assume that Keanu is
making his wealth on his acting is both ignorant and absurd. Of course the NRA offers big money for his making these films and of course he accepts it. We know the powerful ruling elite have billions (if not trillions) in 'free float' money. We've seen the Panama Papers and the Paradise Papers and we're well aware of the well-documented hiding of tax-free, unaccounted for, unaccountable money. This is documented and not in question. We're also very aware that the NRA pays -flat out pays green fully-accounted for, fully-accountable US cash dollars money- for promoting their pro-violence agenda. This is documented and not in question. There are no laws against the NRA paying off a Hollywood powerhouse (or a pack of them) to enact their wants in the way there are rules in place against bribing politicians to do their bidding. (I mean, political bribery still happens, but it's not supposed to.) And there are certainly no laws preventing Keanu from accepting bank transfers from the NRA in an account in Aruba. Or Gastaad. Or Moscow. To assert that Keanu is in some way i
Chase Smith
inoculated against this financial-violence-mongering rather than being an active participant is to ostrich one's head in the sand. And determining how much he's earned per bullet becomes difficult, but I'm guessing it's a pretty fucking lot.
Saying "Hollywood Promotes Gun Culture" is one thing, and it's presented in that way by the media intentionally...so "Hollywood" has no face. No individual is to blame and the root cause of the problem remains amorphous, able to continue, feeding the violence in our society unabated. If we want "Hollywood" to change we need to find a face. The powerful ruling elite will never assign that role to anybody. We need to assign it, and we need to assign it to Keanu because he asked for it. Keanu Reeves is the new Charlton Heston: you just can't see it yet. Bc isn't it cool bc Keanu
Watch yourselves at the ticket booth: there's a Keanu on the loose. Fuck Keanu Reeves and fuck Keanu Reeves' NRA bank account, filled with the faces of the dead.
You say this as if the NRA is some massive evil organization that causes mass shootings. Stop being retarded, OP.
William Russell
What website is this from, why is it so vulgar?
Samuel Green
/k/ here
Fuck off.
Bentley Collins
Feel free to fuck off back there any time you want.
Charles Gomez
Wtf I love Keanu Reeves now?
Nicholas Mitchell
So what you are saying is shall not
Brayden Martinez
Why are Cult Marxist so obsessed with """gun control"""? Is it because they know they'll never win in a fair fight so they fall back on subversive tactics?
Brody Nelson
how do you post?
David Anderson
based cringe
Gabriel Evans
You burgers are so lucky, please don't get fucked like us in the future and defend that second amendment.
Jace Hall
Fpbp
Jonathan Peterson
>Is it because they know they'll never win in a fair fight I mean I'm a gun owner, but if it came down to me vs the army, pretty sure I'd get fucked. But you know, tree of liberty blah blah.
Charles Davis
Molon labe user
Cameron Young
Yeah you're right he is pretty awesome, it's easy to forget that, thanks for reminding me.
Josiah Richardson
>DAILY REMINDER THAT KEANU REEVES IS AN NRA SHILL stopped reading there
the only "shilling" going around is for gun control, or in plainspeak banning gun ownership for the sake of a totalitarian regime. You're a useful idiot if you don't understand that.
People argue that guns are too powerful while the basis of guns is to have them and not need them. Need being for defending your loved ones or the worst case scenario, a culling done by the police and army. Governments are the biggest mass murderers in history. The constitution was written when the goverment and the people had muskets and one shot rifles. What's a 'high capacity AR' going to do against a fucking tank or a fighter jet?
Guns are the last line of defense from total tyranny, even though everyone is outgunned.
yeah, reddit totally hates keanu user do you even think
Why are Caps so obsessed with """gun freedoms"""? Is it because they know they'll never win in a fight based on ideology so they fall back on violent tactics?
>expecting anyone to read all of that start a fucking blog you homo
Daniel Reed
some properly turbo autism here.
Lincoln Walker
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE NATIONAL RESTAURANT ASSOCIATION REGARDING THE RECENT LEGISLATIVE EFFORTS
Last week, the Department of Justice announced that it would soon be releasing a final rule classifying “fois-gras-type-foods” as “cruel-stuffs” under the National Foodstuffs Act.
These devices came to national attention in October 2017 after the horrific goose attack in Las Vegas. As multiple media accounts correctly pointed to at the time, there was overwhelming legislative support for proposals that went far beyond these specific foodstuffs and some that could have potentially jeopardized all bird based proteins. Rather than sit back and watch a legislative over-reaction, the NRA asked Congress to let FDA review its prior determinations on fatty liver.
Some have used our October 2017 statement to claim that NRA supports FDA’s final rule, but as NRA’s Executive Director Chris Cocks noted only days after our statement was issued, “We don’t believe that bans have ever worked on anything.”
We also made this clear in our comments to FDA on the proposed rule earlier this year. In our comments, we further advised that FDA should at a minimum make an amnesty period available to deal with the fundamental inequity imposed on law-abiding restaurant owners who purchased their fatty liver in good faith reliance on prior FDA determinations. We continue to pursue the availability of a period of amnesty with the administration.
While there can be disagreement on legislative strategy, it’s important to remember that we will soon face a hostile, anti-goose Congress led by Nancy Pelosi. It’s critical that all resturant owners unite and prevent the Bloomberg-bought Congress from dismantling our First Amendment freedom.
Isaiah Barnes
okay I actually read it and I can truly say that I don’t care and I don’t believe you’re waging this crusade in good faith
Robert Harris
i can't wait to put a bullet through your cocksucking faggot fucking head when the civil war finally happens
Ian Jenkins
I really hope you didn’t think this was a good post before you made it.
Ryan Phillips
The pro-gun side doesn't need shills because it has facts, statistics, and reality on its side.
Apparently that stuff doesn't matter if you can just make shit up and slap it on the nightly news as if it's a known fact.
Nolan Campbell
>Keanu Reeves is nothing more than an NRA propagandist >Nearly every movie he's made since Johnny Mnemonic has contained no legitimate content beyond pro-gun campaigning. wtf I love Keanu Reeves even more
Luke Sanders
Tens of billions of bloombergbucks, paid shills, and useful idiots, and they still haven't gotten a federal law passed in twenty-five years.
There's a reason 90% of the gun control crap posted here comes from Europe. The only people left in the US who still support gun control are septuagenarian democrats, useful idiot college students who can't get a job, and people being paid for it.
This is pretty much unrelated but I always find it hilarious how the NRA backs the republican party even though they don't do shit for them legislatively. It's like hiring an unarmed bodyguard one half your size.
Landon Sullivan
The NRA and Republican party mostly agree on guns. The notion of the NRA being this machine guns for all organization is nothing but leftist delusion. The NRA has supported and helped write virtually every federal gun law on the books since 1934. Their position is literally current status quo plus a few extra laws to "keep guns out of the wrong hands."
Adrian Long
Because its just another easy dogwhistle issue that gets people riled up.
