So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Major Motoko Kusanagi's purple wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes except my polkadot ribbons. He asked me, "Can cyborgs have sex?" and I said, "Care to find out?"
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "I want to put my ghost into your shell!" Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "Dick mongling ass fuck, go eat a bongle of dongs!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged his request before mounting him. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "When I was a child, my speech, feelings, and thinking were all those of a child. Now that I am a man, I have no more use for childish ways."