So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Major Motoko Kusanagi's purple wig and uniform...

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Major Motoko Kusanagi's purple wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes except my polkadot ribbons. He asked me, "Can cyborgs have sex?" and I said, "Care to find out?"

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "I want to put my ghost into your shell!" Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "Dick mongling ass fuck, go eat a bongle of dongs!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged his request before mounting him. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "When I was a child, my speech, feelings, and thinking were all those of a child. Now that I am a man, I have no more use for childish ways."

Pic related. That's me wearing my Motoko costume.

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doesn't she have aids or something now

stop this, get help

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Is your friend's name Anthony Cumia on your fake tits?

did he fugg ur anus? did u cum from this?

If you are a girl absolutely disgusting and crinfe. If you are a "girl" absolutely basef and crinfedpilled

She settled down and got married.

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why did I read that whole thing

Wait, I thought this was Gilty.

>she

Max no!

I Hope OP hit his Pinky on a desk leg

Based Max cheating on his wife for a guy.

Hot

>If you are a girl

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We all know Sue asked for this picture with Max.

haha pranked him good

Maximillian "I do" Dood(s).

Reminder that trannies will NEVER be cute girls.
Witness James real facade.

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You can see the insanity in the tranny's eyes.

Google, you cray-cray.

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Maximillian Dood and Dude.

From Anthony perhaps?

It gave me a boner

Because you're a newfag who can't recognize ancient copypasta at a glance.

The madman

Damn. Those are some sad tits. Wish chicks would be comfortable with their DFC, or wait until they could afford Nipponese work.

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Does he have swamp ass? Is that a stain on his granny panties?

Jesus fucking christ, trannies are mentally ill abominations.

LEGENDARY TRAP

And now lets post what happens when a pic of his isn't photoshopped to death.

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Felipe is getting crowdfunded bolt ons too. RIP.

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this is photoshopped

Soon.

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It's a man baby

Based Hunchback-chan.

James wishes they were photoshopped.

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If he's good enough for Google then he's good enough for me.

Google image search is still fucked up from that gorilla thing?

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Is burning the only possible solution to the tranny question?

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All you've proven is that xe looks like Shoe on Head.

And like any other thot it all depends on the angle and pose.

take the ella pill

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*blocks your path*

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