Project X

>Stella Artois
yikes

It was about an Australian party you dumbfuck.

I remember reading about the actual party and how the cops had to literally wait until the party died down and everyone passed out before they could get in there and start arresting people. iirc the guy's parents house was ruined too

>implying there is a difference between aussies and amerimutts

you are all infidels

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>implying Australians party
Haha No. Good one Auscuck.

>being proud of this

youtube.com/watch?v=xc0CB6URrV0

Kinda, yeah.

Maaan, they look like they’re having a ton of fun.

that’s how it is here in america too. there aren’t parties like OP’s pic and if anyone says there is they’re a faggot

based ausfag

I went to one party in highschool and it was pretty lame, some alchohol and a female dj with a literal line of guys trying to flirt with her. Left after 10 minutes. Another one years later and it was catered with a dj and still lame. Either hang out with a few friends or go on a date.

Then call me a faggot. Yeah it’s not as insane as Project X. But shit happens.

To an extent

I threw a party my freshman year of high school (14 yo) that had like over a 100 people and lots of college kids showed up

nothing as crazy as in that movie tho

Yes, not as large as this though. Normally parties this big are at college parties often thrown by frats. So its just a few years off.

Imagine the smell

The guys playing Ninja Turtles off of the mac seemed based.

Based 1990s model cars

Yes and no. Not flame throwers nor burning the whole neighborhood. But fires and explosives often happen at outside parties. Especially around the 4th of July.

This, but unironically

why are amerimutts so obsessed with flamethrowers?? First in Vietnam and now in high school parties??

Went to a kegger once and it was pretty lame desu. Nobody was doing crazy shit, people standing around getting drunk while shitty music blared. There was a pool but no one ever went in it.

Also everyone was ugly.

the only high point was I got my order for 'plant growth inhibitor'(legal loophole for MDMA) and popped it before I even realized there was a party

You could just go to the parties without any expectations of making out with the hottest girls or any girl at all, that way you wouldn't feel terrible if nothing happened. Just chill and be there

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based plant food poster. I remember when you were able to buy that and spice off eBay, lel

one of the few found footage films that even I wouldn’t watch

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yes they do

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>that even I wouldn’t watch
Are you the found footage master?

I unironically wish i was there. How does one get a group of friends like this?

I haven’t seen the movie, but there are definitely massive parties like that all the time. sometimes on the weekend I’ll be driving home and notice like 30-40 cars all parked on the same block and hear blaring music coming from a house with kids all over the lawn.
just because you’re not invited doesn’t mean they don’t happen.

have sex

Pretty based
This is when America used to be great

Are you offering?

I went to one similar but somehow ended up watching the original Grudge in a private theater alone while the party was happening up stairs. Great house though.

No. The entire point of the film is to be as exaggerated as possible.

>if I didn't go to parties or have any fun in high school, it means no one did!

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That photo is clearly very recent. What are you talking about?

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Victory has defeated you.

I think he was greentexting his own life and the wojak is himself

>brunette
>blond streaks
>hip cut jeans
>khaki or denim jacket
>choker
peak 2000s fashion

america was a mistake

honestly, yeah kind of.
here’s the footage I found of my crazy New Year’s Eve party.
good times.
true story, the monster on the right with the gold watch raped everyone in attendance before the end of the night, myself included.

I wish I knew too. I have some buddies I play Magic with now and then but an old school LAN party would be the comfiest. or even just playing some n64 games.

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The last party I went to was in 2010, I really need to kill myself

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Yes. People would wait for their parents to go on vacation, then move ALL furniture out into the garage, lay down cardboard over all the floors and tape it in place, then one of our friends would bring in DJ equipment and set up in the living room.
Usually charged 5 bucks to get in, 3 kegs was pretty standard along with a big thing of jungle juice. Would go until the cops showed up. There were probably 2-3 of these senior year of high school.

>plant feed
>spice

based brain damage posters

He was mocking the guy he was replying to.

based, I miss those days. but unfortunately
>ywn go back
youtu.be/d7kqfeRb0KY

Yeah haha I remember hooking up with the head cheerleader haha but she made me swear not to tell anyone, but I still told my friend Maurice haha

We did, yes. Especially before the winter / summer break periods in high school.

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cute feet

>girl
yeah no thanks

Only if their parents are rich, if you throw house parties just know alot of shit in your house will go missing.

this but unironically

>git da water nigga!

>Wearing shoes indoors
why are americans so repulsive?

I went to a rich kids party once and someone stole all of her brothers video games. and someone else lit up a cigar in her kitchen, despite everyone being told not to smoke anything in the house.

I never went to any parties in high school

australia and new zealand are like if you combined the worst parts of america and europe

t. kiwi

we had one in the netherlands
twas hilarious

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_X_Haren

footfags need to be shot

and now you attend parties on Yea Forums and not have sex

This looks fun as fuck
zero incel vibes here, in fact a couple of the guys at the couch look like chads

cope

LAN party's are amazingly comfy

Honestly, went to a few parties like these in highschool, drunk teenage rich girls with there parents traveling means we can rock up there house, pretty sure a few abortions were spawned at those parties, I'm California, los angeles, hate it, but high school parties the best first blowjob there

Its a promotional stunt. These gamers are way too good looking to be true.

No

see pic related
Yea Forums parties can be top tier comfy
youtu.be/a6otjCKg594

99% on the time it's the 10 kids in a room because the black kids find out about the original venue so the host shuts it down. No one wants to get busted and black teens go out of there way to make it happen.

Haha same bro every weekend was wild when I was a teen haha

He was mocking himself, retard.

These lads look like they're having a good time. Merry Christmas anons

You came to the wrong site so ask such a question

Have sex

>lan parties
yesssss

they love the smell

The kind of cool thing about high school parties is, even if you were kind of a loser, if you could get your hands on alcohol and a house with no adults, your status would automatically propel to "Cool/Possibly getting laid", at least for that night.

If the hottest girl in school was at your party getting drunk, you had a chance with her. It's like the kids with the drugs/alcohol became the kings for the night

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What even happens at a party?
Like what's the point?

People just drink, do drugs, and listen to shitty music?

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> Smite

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>Stoner in the upstairs bedroom smoking weed
>Bro next to the keg forcing everyone to beer bong/do keg stands
>Kid outside with the flamethrower lighting things on fire

literally every American party has these 3 guys, it's a stereotype at this point

Yeah, this is the impression I got. But the odd use of meme arrows could make it confusing.

Kinda this. I’m shit with girls but I managed to get with some qt Sicilian girl. I am aware that Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

That, and talk, play games, do assorted dumb shit. Some guy unironically drank a live goldfish at a party I went to. And I threw one party in junior year where people covered a tree in my yard with beer cans. A beer tree.

This... there is a fucking huge poster with a link to the smite website in the room. No one would have that in their fucking house.

Also those thots on the couch, the one girl has a thot tattoo on her arm, that is a dead giveaway.

I bet you think they create zombies too user
I mean I’m sure dudes who did heroic doses got fucked up but it was a fun cheap thrill for a lol while

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Man, everyone’s seen the videos of people like spazzing out from K2.

>I am aware that Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
people who would unironically care about this don’t get laid and literally never will. you’ve gotta take it where you can get it.
fuck a fat chick, an ugly chick, an actual nigger. anyone who hasn’t attempted all 3 of those has no right to complain about being a virgin.

Chads do play video games, it’s just not a big portion of their life and they normally just like the competitive aspect so LAN parties are cool but not CRPGs.

Trust fund kids do

Regular americans might get some people in a living room playing beer pong or swimming in a pool but thats about it

He heheheh, yeah it seemed to cause like 1/10 people to completely and utterly flip their shit. I’m not recommending it or anything but people like to make a boogeyman of it like most people won’t go back to normal once they stop taking it.
Is k2 even still a thing?

It was a reference to True Romance.

I mean, when you consider the consequences, 1/10 odds isn’t great.

This too. The shit in the movie is trust fund kiddies.

>"Hey user's coming out of his cave! You gonna join the party or what, breh?!"

oh okay that movie sucks so I’m glad I didn’t get the reference

>Project X comes out
>Bunch of kids try having their own big parties in a field to emulate it over the summer
>Always broken up by some nigger firing a gun in the air

I miss living in the country

Are Europeans seriously this boring?

and everything is better than yurop
dying continent

Me on the far right of the couch

Might slit my fucking wrists if I get more of these disappearing Captchas

>Always broken up by some nigger firing a gun in the air

Why do niggers always have to shoot their gun at parties??

Not exactly with flamethrowers and movie tier drama but yes crazy movie tier parties do happen. I have been to 2
1. A popup beach party, literally word of mouth public beach and 300+ showed up was absolutely amazing
2. A party i threw when my parents left when i was 17, Unbeknownst to me my sister a senior had also decided to throw a party and we only realized when people started showing up.
It's not like in movies and sitcoms though where you have some dramatic cleanup thats concluded just in the knick of time as the parents pull in the driveway. In real life your so hungover and recovering from such a plethora of drugs you make a feeble attempt and then accept your fate.
The worst things were: A torso sized hole in the deck in the backyard, Broken hot tub cover, Toilet on main floor clogged with a bloody tampon, Someone took a shit in the bathtub of the master bathroom, Someone lost a hefty bag of cocaine somewhere that has still never turned up, Puke, Puke fucking everywhere.

Haha, same bro. We'd blow it out in the O.C. than get drunk and me an' da bros would blow each other (no homo) haha.EVERY WEEKEND! Now I shitpost on Yea Forums.

It was legal MDMA because a loophole used to exist that would allow you to sell/ship it as plant growth inhibitor

This was about 15 years ago when LU wasn't shit. I always wanted to try their Doves pills, but when I got on the bandwagon it was about over.

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