General horror thread

Lads, what the fuck did she mean by this?
Could you take someone seriously who didn't think The Thing is the perfect film?

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Is that a man?

she looks fat

Deceptive picture, she isn't.
In this day and age, honestly, who the fuck knows.

She definitely fucked those guys she watched the movie with.

>It's a literally who social media thread

Because it's 2019 and there are no women in it is the only way I can wrap my head around it. It's literally aged perfectly - the visual effects still look great even by today's standards.

>Is that a man?
Doesn't like The Thing. Can't be.

ding ding ding ding ding

>it's a film-related discussion on a politics and shitposting board
If it's any consolation I checked the catalog before I posted, nothing of note died for this.

I figured it must be some political nonsense like that or the way blacks are portrayed to be rollerskating groovy cunts although one of the main characters is both likable and black so I'm not sure the angle there. For the life of me I can't think of any actual criticism on the film regarding how it's aged unless she actually thinks using practical effects over CGI is outdated, in which case she's a moron.

>wow, somebody didn't enjoy a movie that me and all my internet friends* really dig? whaaat

biggest red flag on earth

she could have easily say "i watched the thhing with a couple of friends"

but she had to say couple of guys

what a fucking whore

>using Tinder to talk about movies
you should just put "I'm gay" in your description.

>thing
>not aged well
what movies does she like?

>defending a thot that shits on The fucking Thing of all movies

Have you never talked to a woman before? Discussing shared interests is pretty much a universal ice breaker.

Why are roasties simply unable of ever having good taste in things

> Discussing shared interests is pretty much a universal ice breaker.
yes when you're on a date face to face

Nah retard they get bored of you, just flirt and make her horny you big retard

never sleep with a girl that didn't like The Thing and/or Amadeus

>The Thing

It's alright

Either this or she's mentioning she watched it with guys because it ties into it being an all male patriarchal film and that's why she doesn't like it. Either way abort, OP.

>never discuss film and music genres to establish common ground with potential dates
>liking film is gay
What even are you?

>Amadeus
How find woman who even knows what this is? Do they exist?

Not great - not terrible.

never met one. I am always the guy that makes them watch it for the first time.

"Anything by James Wan"

Does that ever go down well? I can see that being a losing battle.

the 2-3 times I did it, it went over well. They at least didn't dislike it.

Did they actually like it or did they like you and so act interested based on that? If the former, where the fuck are you finding these women?

>Did they actually like it or did they like you and so act interested based on that?
If it was the latter it was very well acted.


Pure luck with my social groups at the time. Luck ended around 2-3 years ago, though...

The first Sinister would have been great if the sound design didn't ruin it. It'd be like taking a perfectly good comedy then adding in a laugh track.

I'm going to assume this is bait as the sound design is literally the best thing about Sinister.

If nothing else you've restored my faith in humanity just a little bit, so cheers for that at least.

>EXTREMELY LOUD NOISE FOR NO REASON
>quiet repetitive noise turns into LOUDEST NOISE EVER RECORDED SUDDENLY

She talks like someone who weaves politics into everything. Avoid.

So like an average 4channel poster?

>I can't think what horrendous films I enjoy though
I don't think she enjoys a very good mastery of the English language.

The Thing is a quintessential "movies women don't understand" core.

T. Incel

>casually brings up "horrific life events"
>mentions other guys she's fucked
>doesn't like The Thing
Get out before you sink anymore time into that one.

winrar

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>watched it with a couple of guys
unmatch her

>having an autistic shit-fit because someone doesn't like a film you like
ayyyyyyy

>I've watched it with a couple of guys

biggest red flag you'll ever see

Stupid even for a female, shame her tell her to fuck off

>posting retarded fuckapp garbage because it's tangentially Yea Forums related
>thread's been up for almost 3 hours
The only Yea Forums users dumber than you are our esteemed moderators.
Seconded.

>i personally like having nightmares
Hey finally someone else I can agree with. Its like being a character in your own horror movie

>ice breaker
>on Tinder
But why?