Would coldplay even exist if the beatles never had?

absolute retardnigger detected
everything the Beach Boys released between 1963 and 1970 was kino

Without the Beatles we wouldn't have the B-Sharps episode of The Simpsons, establishing Homer and Clancy's relationship of friendship turned antagonism leading him to cooly describe him as a stranger in S11E05

Literally not a single act in the west would exist, at least as is, without The Beatles. That there isn't necessarily a direct influence doesn't matter, it's all in the mix.

To trace Coldplay back... you'd have the Radiohead, MBV and U2 influences.

Radiohead infl by grunge / kraut rock / idm (to be simplistic). Grunge grows out of college rock, punk, and classic rock / early metal, all of which bear strong Beatles influence. Kraut Rock has a lot of electronic / avant influence but also psychedelia which of course flows directly from The Beatles. Same with classic rock and early metal obviously.

MBV is influenced by stuff like Jesus & Mary Chain which is influenced by The Byrds who of course are one of the many moptop bands influenced by The Beatles to some large degree.

U2 come out of postpunk, but despite punk attempting to rebuke a lot of 60s influence, even the rebuke is a response to it, and anyways there still is a lot f influence like The Doors who U2 favs Joy Division were really into, and like all other 60s bands The Doors wouldn't exist without The Beatles.

>Let me squat right down
>'Cause I made it to the shitting fields

>Literally not a single act in the west would exist

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Oh and mean to say as far as the idm influence in Radiohead, even there, while you there's the techno from house from disco from funk and soul lineage in there, and the avant electronic, and ambient new age, there's also the hippie festival influence in rave which was the context idm was spawned from, which again goes back to psychedelia which goes back to The Beatles in a big way (also of course Ken Kesey and the Grateful Dead, in actuality, but the form psychedelia took was very Beatles influenced, pop-wise).

>In shitting lane, there is a vendor selling papadums

Well, yeah, he's in there too. There are other crucial acts as well. James Brown, Kraftwerk, Michael Jackson later on.

Their best album was released in 1977.

Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out
Got a good reason
For taking the easy way out now
She was a street shitter
One way ticket, yeah
It took me so long to find out
And I found out

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Their best album was not finished

>Beach Boys decide not to break up
>Smile is actually release as intended

Fucking bongs ruined American music

The only reason the British Invasion occurred/succeeded was because a plane crashed.

coldplay=hillsong
hillsong=coldplay

Designated Shitting Streets Forever...

The Ramones corrupted an entire genre of music with surf rock, God bless their jewish hearts.
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Yeah, its too bad the cops got to Charlie before he could complete his masterpiece.

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Would Beatles music even be popular if he started making it today, or was it specific to the time period?

You know how Elvis ripped off a bunch of niggers and rednecks to make rock and roll? Beatles did the same thing. If you can read music, go look at the sheet music to Daytripper and the rest of their earlier stuff. Then go look at sheet music for Elvis tunes. Then go learn your blues scales. If it wasn't the Beatles, it would've been someone else.

>If it wasn't the Beatles, it would've been someone else.
You're discounting the importance of charisma and chemistry

Not that hard to manufacture

It would've been someone else. British Invasion Beatles were a manufactured pop boy band. The Hansen of their time. It wasn't until massive doses of LSD was injected up their dick holes that something creative popped out.

Would the Beatles even exist if Buddy Holly never had?

>a poo appropriates white culture and takes credit for it
>obligatory (((race mixing))) thrown in
Just how blatant can they get?

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versus
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A better question what would rock have been like had Bobby Fuller not been murdered on the orders of Frank Sinanta:
youtube.com/watch?v=OgtQj8O92eI

(sung to Yellow Submarine)
>can you please open bobs and show vagene?
>open bobs and show vagene, open bobs and show vagene

It’s not their fault America’s best answer to the invasion was unstable as fuck. Didn’t Brian shelve Smile because Sgt. Pepper did everything he was going for?

Truly the best version of I Fought the Law. What’s this about Sinatra though?

so wait, danny boyle is making another film with a south asian lead? is it because he won the best picture oscar for slumdog millionaire?
also, I cannot see how this premise isn't basically someone's self-insert fantasy.

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>would coldplay even exist if the beatles never had?
Time is a river. If the Beatles never existed, some other British Invasion band would have filled their place in history.

cute

SMiLE was most likely shelved because Brian was not putting out any material.
Also because of internal band conflict, such as Mike Love's objections to some of the songwriting.
Brian was never completely in a healthy state of mind after 1966.
Either way Smiley Smile, SMiLE's replacement, reused a lot of material from SMiLE, abeit recorded in a lower production value environment.

Bobby Fuller was murdered by the mob, reportedly the killing was requested by Sinatra because Fuller was hitting on Sinatra's wife.

very unique and original !

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If it's not in English it's an original idea.

so just like the beatles

>picture yourself pooping into a river
>while a family of seven is bathing nearby

He's black, you're black. Stop.

WHEN I GET TO THE TOILET I TURN BACK AND I GO BACK OUTSIDE
WHERE I STOP AND I SQUAT AND I LET OUT A CRY
TILL MY SHIT HITS THE PAVEMENT AND I SEE YOU AGAIN
YEAH YEAH YEAH

DO YOU, DON'T YOU WANT ME TO SHIT NOW
IT'S COMING OUT FAST, BUT I GOT MILES OF POO POO
TELL ME TELL ME COME ON TELL ME THE ANSWER
YOU MAY BE A SHITTER BUT YOU DON'T NEED A CRAPPER

>Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be
>Yeah, there will be an answer, let it be, in the street

the beatles didn't invent psychedelia user...

Arjun was a man who thought he was a holder
But he knew it wouldn't last
Arjun left his home in Goa, Panaji
For some streets to lay his ass

fucking brainlet

there are genres other than rock and pop you know

>Here comes the runs (doo doo doo)
>Here comes the runs, and I say
>It's all right

Near the end of the 1950s rock and roll was on the verge of death. All the 1950s guys were dead, in prison, or conscripted into the army. The american government always hated rock and roll and sought to destroy it. It was about to die for good.

Then 4 lovely lads from liverpool fell out of the sky

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THE FACT THAT SO MANY

No but psychedelic rock bands all had Beatles as a fundamental influence.

Yes, of which I know much more about than you.

did they just rip off the japanese

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WIPE ASS
WIPE ASS
WIPE ASS
THE TOILET IS NOT WHERE YOU BELONG
WIPE ASS
WIPE ASS
SITTING DOWN TO SHIT FEELS WRONG

Nah, people would have been ready for the British Invasion regardless. The 50s wasn't going to last forever.

Paul McCartney is the only one who looks like a Beatle. The rest look like weird impostors, even John Lennon.

The Beatles are the most overrated pop band ever. Boomers love it because of ''muh good old days'' and zoomers love it because they want to be cool like boomers, and they actually think listening to shitty 60s pop will make them look cool

hate these cunts

>Fucking Ringo in the back just wanting to be seen by the camera

Underrated

Yes. The Beatles were great and all but they didn't really do anything special or revolutionary until Sgt. Pepper's. Eventually, some band would take their place and some other band would make the equivalent of Sgt. Pepper's and eventually, Coldplay would come to exist. On the other hand, no one could really replace someone like Bob Dylan (not his mid 60s albums anyway), and I'm pretty sure Sgt Pepper's wouldn't exist without him.

>you say you don't want poo pollution, well you know
>where am I supposed to take a shit?
>say that it is devolution, well you know
>where am I supposed to take a shit?

>But what about toilet construction?
>Don't you know that you can count me out
>Don't you know I'm gonna be
>outside, outside, outside

shit the white album has some grungy vibes itself

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Even if an Indian became the greatest popstar on the planet I have a hard time believing he'd get a white girlfriend

Dude. imagine its the early 1960s. And like the only music you know is elvis, frank sinatra, and motown.

And then the beatles release some shit like tomorrow never knows.

Sgt peppers made brian wilson have a mental breakdown.

this desu

Yesterday
Superpowerdom seemed so far away
Now it looks as if its here to stay oh I believe in Yesterday

Suddenly
The year is 2020
And Kashmir is all for me
Oh 2020 came suddenly!

>she loves poo yeah yeah yeah
>She loves poo yeah yeah yeah
>She loves poo yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaah

>You think you lost your love
>Well I saw her yesterday
>It's poo she's thinking of
>And she's in the street ready to lay

>She says she loves poo
>And you know that can't be bad
>Yes, she loves poo
>And you know you should be glad

Hey poo
Don’t make it bad
Your take a big log
And make it better

Remember to let out of your arse
Then you can start to make it better!

Nope. Even less so if it was just some average looking poo fronting it.

>i am the walrus
> poo poo in loo

>brown man shitting in the dead of night
>wrote some java code that won't compile
>all your life
>you were only looking for this clean street to defile

Ahh look at all the shitting streets
Ahh look at all the shitting streets

Ranjid Sandarit squats in the corner down in the street.
Pants at his feet
Tenses his buttcheeks dreaming of toilets or something else more
out comes his spoor

All the lonley shitskins
where did they all go wrong?
All the lonley shitskins
Superpower comin' along

>Yesterday
>designated street so far away
>I had to squat down in an alley way
>oh, I nearly shat my pants that day

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

SHIT!
I NEED SOME SQUATTING
SHIT!
NOT A TOILET, SORRY
SHIT!
I NEED TO SQUAT THIS
SHIT!

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When I was younger so much younger than today
We had a street to relieve ourselves in every single day
But now these streets are gone my stool is feeling sure
To come out at any cost, my arse is about to open up its doors

>There's nothing you can do that can't be done
>Whether number 2 or number 1
>Nowhere you can shit that isn't where you're meant to shit
>It's easy!
>Nowhere you can make that can't be made
>No street in this town than can be saved
>Nothing you can do, but the poo will soon accrue
>It's easy!

>All you need is dung