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ITT: Miscellaneous Movie Merchandise
Parker Myers
Liam Campbell
You know. For kids.
Alexander Foster
Also featuring odd comic book tie ins.
Thomas Garcia
>Cartridge razors
Please tell me none of you actually use these
Wyatt Russell
Bruce Campbell stopped signing copies of Army Of Darkness comics and most other AoD merch because the company that owns the rights screwed him and Rami over. Evil Dead branded stuff at least gives them something.
Grayson Bell
Warners really blue it with these collectible cases.
Jace Hill
What is even the point of these? They look horrible to display compared to a statue or art print. They also hold the discs horribly.
Brayden Nelson
Even as a action figure collector, I have to scratch my head over so much of the bullshit companies try to pull.
Brody Butler
Nathan Gray
I like how they made a figure of the burnt engineer being raped by a tentacle monster in Prometheus... and made it a Toys R Us exclusive.
Jose Bell
They really make figures of everything these days.
Austin Diaz
What was Nolan thinking with that scene where Bane gets robot arms with giant guns on his shoulders?
Jayden Roberts
>Cursed images of Yea Forums
Grayson Morgan
This comic tie in makes some sense. Plus it's written by Smith, part of his illustrious comic book career.
Liam Davis
Funko Pop!s are their own dumpster fire of merchandise. So many comic stores and other stores around just have walls of that trash.
Gabriel Thompson
Sadly a local comic shop really invested into that Pop! trash and even was the one who started the whole store variant bullshit.
Xavier Anderson
Now tons of stores like Hot Topic have exclusives of this garbage.
Brayden Morgan
they are so fucking ugly
Jaxson Rodriguez
KEK
Evan Peterson
It was basically either that or go out of business, the comics industry has been in free fall over the last decade. The only reason Marvel Comics is even still in operation at all is that Disney thinks it would look bad on the movies is Marvel was suddenly in the news for being shut down.
Austin Lewis
Jacob Russell
Tabletop gaming is a whole other can of worms. Having a movie to tie into is another reason to charge crazy prices for bits of plastic you have to paint yourself.
Jeremiah King
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD TOYS
Landon Reyes
Chase Ramirez
The most successful movie tie-in item ever.
Chase Butler
Highly illogical.
Eli Roberts
why did X-Men never have a Ghostbusters crossover?
Jason Martinez
Smaug burger was fucking based
Jacob Perry
I still have my old Gandalf goblet somewhere.
Jayden Mitchell
Caleb Rogers
MESBG is the best game GW has put out.
Easton Clark
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Nathan Morgan
We don't get those ridiculous fast food tie-in March things in the UK, closest we get is happy meal toys with movie licenses.
Unironically jealous I will never be able to eat a capeshit themed menu that comes with a free plastic mug in the shape of the hulk's face at dennys
Brody Campbell
Reposting this one because I still have mine.
Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Powell
The bananas I buy used to have Captain Marvel stickers.
Gavin Roberts
that's a big toy
Parker Sanchez
And the sòy guzzling motherfuckers who actually buy these keep them in the fucking boxes as if they're going to have any resale value somewhere down the track.
It's a crime against God and nature.
John Anderson
Grayson Stewart
Never knew how it would turn blue if the cereal was red and yellow. Maybe the insides were blue? I don't remember
Angel Thomas
>And the sòy guzzling motherfuckers who actually buy these keep them in the fucking boxes as if they're going to have any resale value somewhere down the track.
I fucking feel sick. They do have a point, some of those fucking ugly toys sell for a lot of money after a while.
Brandon Baker
You fool. They'll be worth thousands of dollars some day.
Parker Ramirez
I like how they covered up the penis shaped tip with the Toys R Us sticker.
Grayson Reyes
Xavier Richardson
kryptonite
Ethan Richardson
A friend who works at a game store said that's actually a great game and someone there who loves Highlander said they did a good job with the story too.
Jeremiah Cook
fuck DAT i want to play that game
Landon Turner
so, that might sound strange, but toys r us sold a bunch of classic movie monster models. i bought the mole man from THE MOLE PEOPLE 1956. was a really quality model. kind of miss toys r us for some of the weird shit you could find.
Jayden Reed
Eli Long
I agree with you that the majority of people just collect them and many of them are mass produced and won't have any worth, but I have already sold a few of the ones I bought for over a 300% profit.
Jordan Gutierrez
What do you use? I want to know because the crtridge razors I've been using suck ass
Kayden Fisher
thank you for confessing you're part of the problem. go look for a dick sucking somewhere else.
James Garcia
I saw a shop just outside of Yosemite which exclusively sold these pieces of shit. I couldn't believe my eyes
Aaron Morales
It doesn't even have anything to do with the razor. There's no logo or anything. It's just a regular Gilette razor with JL on the box?
Brayden Gray
Andrew Phillips
The silver lining is that maybe kids that buy this crap will move on to collecting actual decent figures and comics and shit.
Nicholas Young
Bullethole accessories not included
Ryder Nelson
This sort of shit can happen with anything, it's like tulip mania.
Evan Price
Counterpoint: people don't keep them in the box because they think they're going to be valuable someday. They keep them in the box because half of them look exactly the fucking same and having the name right there is the only way to identify which individual piece of shit is which.
Bentley Sanders
This is kind of funny, I would have bought it if I shaved.
Aiden Myers
Parker Peterson
Anyone not investing in Funko Pop!s is a fool. It's almost like printing future money.
Jason Martinez
I want to give these to alan moore for he to sign them
Isaac Lewis
that's a pretty good agent dale cooper
Anthony Ward
Literally the beanie baby debacle all over again, except instead of soccer moms, it's numales
Lincoln Torres
I still why they did that. It would be infinitely better if it was just spidey head
Gabriel Gutierrez
>just want to buy a dvd
>only one available for sale is a "collectible"
>the collectible element is pure trash
>it pushes the price up by more than half
FUCK
Ayden Scott
One would hope. I just don't get it. They're ugly in the box, ugly out of the box, you can't really play with them or pose them. The best you can do is group themed ones together or make a shitty roblox themed diorama.
Jordan Evans
Grayson Foster
Kayden Campbell
You say that as if they didn't shit some of those out. Almost tempted to get the Laura one to show they are willing to turn anything into their soulless dead eyed vinyl figures. A figured or a girl raped and murdered seems about fitting for what they've done to the collectibles market.
Jason Evans
>wrapped in plastic... then boxed up
Dylan Lee
I bought a ltd. edition Pickle Rick one before christmas. I’m gonna sell it for some cash in a few years.
Austin Wright
That's too many patties.
Ayden Scott
Was this before or after they started rust proofing the bottom?
I know all the old Phantom Menace sodas rotted out at the bottom and leaked
Ayden Williams
Where's the Yoda apples?
Luke Williams
Elijah Lewis
first one could just be Castiel
Oliver Brown
that person easily spent at least $4000 on those.
Connor Reyes
Yes my friend had the five patty during the promotion and said it was disgusting. Can't imagine how you would even eat the ten patty, it would never stay stable.
Nathan Flores
I've seen Army of Darkness hundreds of times. I have never once seen any of the Evil Dead movies or tv shows.
Lucas Lopez
I kind of like my LOTR Pez set. Making the hobbits and dwarves shorter was a nice touch.
Angel Harris
between his legs I assume
Jace Torres
No way. Castiel looks tots different.
Jaxon Turner
where are his eyebrows
Logan Ortiz
Oh, so it doesn't CGI your facial hair away?
Leo Hernandez
Fuck you. That game is great
Logan Hill
Ian Gray
Oh yeah i remember having these flintstones glasses from mcdonalds when i was a kid.
Carson Moore
David Sanders
This is amusingly ironic.
Daniel Young
Nolan Turner
Any NZfags remember this "limited edition" energy drink that looked like someone had jizzed in it?
Connor Peterson
Jaxson Reyes
From the thumbnail I thought it was going to be a Harry Potter wand.
Ayden Diaz
find two completely different character's pops that look exactly the same. until then, your point is fucking trash
Luke Sanders
they revived this game, right?
Matthew Hill
kek
Angel Perry
Army of one (2017)
>Nicolas Cage Wants His Face Removed from These Japanese Snacks
Colton Walker
I remember the Yoda grapes
Jace Russell
Nathaniel Murphy
That looks more like some bootleg shit than official merch.
Daniel Campbell
Use your brain, Jurassic World isn't exactly an old movie.
Jason Price
Why is this a thing? Does he at least come with a gun so you can recreate the scene of him putting it to his own head.
Christian Hernandez
Those Flintstones glasses were a quality item though. We had a few of those when I was a kid, things lasted 20+ years.
Elijah Evans
Naw. Togashi is somehow a bigger hack than Rowling.
Owen Turner
Evan Jones
tst
Nathan Cook
Holy shit
Joseph Howard
Captain America says
EAT YOUR GREENS
Andrew Rodriguez
Not him but after much experimentation I’ve settled on cheap-ass Bic Comfort 3 razors. Use once or twice and trash it. I get a smoother shave with those than anything else and I’ve tried ‘em all.
Lucas Harris
His Chasing Dogma comic miniseries was wonderful, and bridged Jay and Silent Bob's story gap from Chasing Amy to Dogma quite nicely. I believe it's still part of the official continuity of the Askewaverse, even though they aped the Suzanne stuff again for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Colton Nguyen
Aaron Davis
I assure you it's official. That's fucking Kenner, bro. They were a toy giant back in the day thanks to then snagging the Star Wars rights.
Asher Martin
That's tacky but looks kinda fun. There's far worse.
Henry Walker
Gordon is a really good marketer. He's probably made 5 million off of his shitty "sliders."
He really is just the Guy Fieri of Britain
Cameron Long
Is that before or after I fap to traps?
Justin Brown
look how they massacred my boy
Ryan Hughes
>He really is just the Guy Fieri of Britain
based
Luis Murphy
At his burger restaurant he calls hotdogs "dawgs" and they're cooked in "hellfire sauce"
Michael Harris
Bought the last JL pack of 6 blades for only £5 (normal price 20) but my gf used 4 of them in only 2/3 weeks (pussy legs) before I realized.
Ryder Hall
only good thing the Hobbit movies spawned
Henry Sanders
based and checked
Ryder Green
>ogre green creamy filling
Jordan Cooper
Dude at my work leaves these soi toys around the locker room and staff room. The dude’s also massively in debt too.
Hunter Anderson
A masterpiece of chinkmanship
Adam Myers
Is this from the alternate universe where Sean Connery played Gandalf?
Bentley Nelson
You really think those are real you stupid mark?