Who is the best stoner girl from cinema and/or television?

>tfw no qt stoner chinese gf

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white girls and latinas make better stoners in my experience

How come?

it feels just right. especially when the sun is going down and you have sex with blue oyster cult in the background.

Not recommended, actually. Smoking weed makes people burnt out and irritable and they get tired of each other and bicker about stupid shit. It also makes you paranoid, which is not a way you want to feel or act in a relationship.

Also, as a guy, you need solid confidence. Weed makes you a passive, indecisive, insecure weakling over time, if you don't smoke it only occasionally and keep it in control.

If you're familiar with The Beatles' story, they're a great example / microchosm of the way relationships go when everyone starts getting stoned all the time. There's a honeymoon period of a couple years where it's all dreamy and funny and blissful. Then it gets heavy and dark, and then you crash and get super bitter and resentful and hate each others' guts.

I spent many years in various friend groups made up of heavy drug users. You all end up hating each other eventually, because everyone just gets so fucking tiresome.

asian stoners just seem to overdo it idk it feels weird with them

asians are genetic robots, they're not good at handling altered states of consciousness.

youtu.be/zTbi_N7PUEE

The original stonerfu right here.

Remy Lacroix

>t. Alex Jones

This post is correct, especially the last two sentences.

im not familiar with that story but I know they married left wing whores so that was the main problem. marry a mommy tier houswife and you'll be good

She's a cunt and you're reddit.

i wish. life would be an adventure.

STONER CHICKS ARE GIANT MASSIVE SLUTS

ITS ONLY ANY GOOD IF YOU GET TO THEM FIRST

Ever get so high you end up watching YouTubes of other people getting high? There were hundreds of videos of Haley420 just walking along trails and getting stoned in random ass places and just talking about school and work. Those disappeared off the face of YouTube and we're replaced with weed-of-the-week advertisements. And of course there's the porn.

I wish someone had saved all her old trail walk-walking videos in a torrent or something, they were my ASMR back in the day. I would put Haley videos on in the background and go about chilling all day, playing my SP and practicing guitar. It was a more innocent time.

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>It also makes you paranoid
lol. you sound like the guy who gets really quiet and starts breathing heavily after inhaling once.

>anecdotal bullshit
Not everyone’s like you sperg

>and were* replaced
I meant to type

>Ever get so high you end up watching YouTubes of other people getting high?
no also whats an SP

Gameboy SP I guess

Looks like some suburban white girl who was bored in high school and got some le weed bf.

yeah but who wasnt bored in hs

No, but it makes everyone weird and lame eventually.

I'm guessing you're new to it. And I've known more than a couple stoners. If you had any real experience you'd know that everything I said is true.

It’s great. You fuck a lot, tell jokes, watch TV, eat in bed

Nope. Only one group. Not everyone reaches that point bud, like I said anecdotal

Someone post the image of that bag of brown weed some dumb roastie though was good shit

Wrong senpai

>Fucking high with blue oyster cult playing
You are too based for this world

>gf left me because I stopped smoking weed
In fairness our relationship was based around smoking an ounce a day with eachother

it is always good to meet a fellow man of culture.

ive never done weed before lol what am i missing out on?

Spiritual poison.
There’s a reason almost every guru/monk considers weed to be one of the most dangerous drugs

Samantha from Grandma's Boy, obviously

>Loves weed and video games
>Makes good money
>Has a thing for 30-something losers

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It’s like any other drug or drinking. Don’t let it become the center of your life and you’ll be fine. It’s fun but if you don’t want to smoke if you’re not missing out on it. No need to feel pressured

i had a brownie once and after a few minutes just wanted to lay in bed and nap for a few hours until it went away. i think it's a social drug.

yep its only if your only bond is drug use that it gets bad after a time. If you have other activities and interests its fine.

Nice proofs, nigger

Edibles take a little longer than a few minutes

Maybe the first few times.
Once you become a stoner and ruin your cannaboid receptors Iran just you and a few friends silently watching south park on the couch

I'd pound her ass out if you ask me

>DUDE WEED LMAO

you have been defeated by the brown jew

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a few minutes after it started to kick in, at least. i have a poor sense of time even when sober.

HOLY SHIT DID LOVECRAFT REALLY SAY ALL THAT LMAO

I THOUGHT HIS NIGGER CAT WAS JUST A CHEEKY LITTLE LAUGH

I miss the 00s bros.

A couple years of that? Sounds great

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BASED MADMAN LMAO

LITERALLY LOVECRAFTIAN

go on...

My ex-gf and I would wake and bake on a Saturday morning and we would just have sex and watch movies all day, so it would be quite comfy. Even more comfy if it was raining.

gaylord

The surfer girl from Jackie brown is probably the most realistic

youtu.be/CXyjgEGQbJw

>Haley420
She got an awful boob job and her face is weird

Pornstar April O'Neil. I'm pretty sure she actually posted here once (she didn't actually say she was April), but you faggots were mean to her.

Same goes for booze. A lot of my old friends I met drunk at shows or bars when I was younger. After a while I learned that outside of where we hung out and drinking were about the only things we had in common. I knew this girl for years and she broke up with her boyfriend and she asked me out so we had a beer and I got to know her one on one and realized she was fucking retarded and we have nothing in common.

Girls who need to smoke every day have some serious issues. They're usually really cute but have a shitload of issues with anxiety and confidence and attachment and attention. I really don't understand how it got so bad for them because being a hot girl is a pretty easy ticket in life.

Anyone who does a drug every day has serious issues. At least the pothead ones are tolerable, alcoholic girls are far worse

Lexi Belle

>couldn't save her
remy it is then

>You will never go to a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant with Lexi Belle and eat tacos
Why even live?

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What a waste, God I hate weed culture

LMAO THIS IS CLEVER, AT LEAST ITS AN ELECTRIC LEAFBLOWER

NO ESCAPE ABSOLUTELY GASSED

You know weed is a renewable resource, right?

is this how they gassed the jews?

I want a stoner gf so fucking bad

it's not fucking fair

Just get a regular gf and turn her into a stoner

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Wtf are you talking about faggot. You don’t know shit about the Beatles

Apparently you don't know shit about them.

no pot smoking scenes or references but it's implied she's at least formerly a stoner

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This is true of all relationships, whether drugs are involved or not.

Weed has caused problems in every relationship I've been in. At first they are cool with you smoking and they smoke with you, etc. Then they start to try to change you and begin complaining about how much you smoke, etc. There is no girl who is chill forever.

virgin

Somewhat, but downer drugs or anything that creates paranoia or fucks up your serotonin or dopamine levels, makes it much worse.

they are smelly and want foot rubs

Dudwee Dlamao

Milla Jovovich in Dazed and Confused.

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DUDE WEED IS A PHASE ANYWAY, GROW OUT OF IT BY END OF HS, INTO COLLEGE IS ALREADY PUSHING IT

She does porn btw. I used to watch her smoking videos, then I found her pornos and jacked off a shitload.

Gameboy Advanced SP.