Anyway, how's your sex life?

Some chubby Lithuanian last summer who couldn't speak a word of English. I was drunk and it was boring. Next day she wanted to go for a walk (wtf?) I told her to take a shower and then I walked her to the nearest busstop

Genius

that's rude
never

what did you tip her?

>even tommy wiseau has had sex

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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sex is not the measure of a man. it is not the point of his life. it is an incidental physical precedure to creating a family. those who fetishize sex are depraved lunatics and should be institutionalized. sex is not the be all end all of our existence.

clean, like my conscience

get the fuck off my board normie

Based

>3 years
pffft. zoomer-tier,
I haven't even hugged a girl (that wasn't immediate family, no I don't have any hot sisters or w/e) since... 2011 I think.

get on my level, scrub.

>wealthy
>confident
>famous
>doesn't give a FUCK, total sociopath

literally Chad.

>no sex in 10 months since the big breakup
>friend and i go on crazy trip and get asian hookers at the spur of the moment, no pre-planning
>im way too fucking drunk but they're asian so i'm game
>he pummelfucks his girl in the next bed over because he's getting the cheating out of his system and enjoying every minute
>the moment mine, very very cute, sits on me i go limp from a combination of near-blackout level whisky dick, having to wearin a condom for the first time in several years, and probably some performance anxiety exacerbating it once the condition sets in
>do a bunch of coke with the girls, which doesnt help whisky dick
>end up eating this girls pussy and doing full blown GFX to get my moneys worth, shes a sweet girl so i'm enjoying every minute
>kicking myself the next day for blowing so many bills without cumming
>many weeks later i look back on it fondly even if i didnt cum
>still lonely and yellow fever at an all time high

im a sad man

Hai doggie

>eating out a hooker

You're a sad man.

this was a top shelf one but i still waited for the herp these last few weeks. symptom-free, so fuck it. had a great pussy too.

>end up eating this girls pussy
What the fuck is wrong with you dude?

I paid a cute girl 15 dollars to take a picture me so I could convince my coworkers I have a girlfriend.

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>Couldn’t even get fully hard due to nerves
Good luck with that vicious cycle

Hopefully it was executed better than this.

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oh hai, doggy

Hai Mark

I probably slept with anywhere from 50 to 100 hookers from 2012-2018, paid as little as 60 and as much as 320 for a mdma and shower 3some.
Then I moved to a new city and its scarce.
The AMPS are abundant and full service (60hj 120bj 200f +60hr) but not the same thrill as going to a new incall and meeting a new girl and making connections.
First id confirm legitimacy and over time prices among legit providers standardized. You can still find some girls pics and contact info if you check archive.org for the backpage ads of 2017/18.

How hot were said hookers? Like on average.

i feel like hookers is where i wanna take the next year. the trappings of a real relationship just dont appeal to me anymore. they leave and you dont have to worry about them at all, except maybe play the STD waiting game.

I could probably be fucking a nice girl right now, but I had to sperg out and (totally unprompted) go on about all of my insecurities and inadequacies and what a loser I am. There's no coming back from that, right?

Not good. No sex since the breakup. God I miss sex.

January 2018 since I've actually penetrated a vagina.

Since then I've been to multiple rub-n-tugs and last weekend finally paid a hooker for a BJ.

find a different girl, user. dont get all eggs in one basket on these hos, thats a recipe for disappointment.

hope everything ends soon

I mean, I've blown up several relationships or potential ones before and just moved on, but this one actually bothers me. I even might quit drinking, she was that nice and I fucked it up.

non existent
never

Oneitis is having sex with my best friend and I’m chugging whiskey alone in my room

Jesus, at least I'm not you.

Thanks, user. Needed that morale boost.

movie recommendations for this feel? distractions or ones that let you wallow in it?

July 2018 I think was the last time I had sex, but I couldn't get hard so I don't think that counts. Last time I nutted from sex was 2017 (?) A girl at work hugged me though

Despite its utter failure as a narrative, The Room probably captures the feels in this thread.

That's pretty rough.

Music is always better for these things.
youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rzkoag36I

Beautiful. They have to be. Even the older ones. Never disappointed except always when i outcalled an asian. Usually the ugliest girl they could find for $100 over the usual price, just to come with chink pimp in a car running nearby.
Best was when a house would have 2-4 girls and you pick one. You pick the hottest and you never regret it.
Always wear a condom never lick a pussy.
Amsterdam is great but Germany is brothel legal which as I mentioned gets you the best sex for the cost.

>never lick a pussy
I'll regret it when I get that Michael Douglas cancer years from now, but I feel like I dodged the bullet. Never again though, I was so drunk.

Learn from this

Even if you didnt get anything you took a risk.
Lets say some perp gets herp but doesnt give a fuck and spreads it silently. Drive defensively and keep yourself out of danger. Incurable means exactly that.
Play it safe and you can play a long time.
Black girls having more stds is a myth but you should be protective no matter who you see. Black girls are best pleasers in the moment. They know all the tricks of the trade and do them lovingly.
I would find a cute early 20s girl and get a room with a jacuzzi and let her work for $160 and feel like a dynastic king. The same girl charges $200 to get as close without touching at all strip clubs. So I always came back, like once every two months, and never felt better. Especially when the girls loved it.

Never existed in the first place
I was thinking of getting one of the many asian hookers in my area though
Should I go for it?

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4 years or so. Havent had a date or a kiss or anything close since. Now I'm getting too old to give a shit.