Do all pedos really dress like that? They make them dress the same in every scenario

That was some years ago but If I can find those links again I'll post them but it's true.
The main victims of identity theft are children and the elderly.
Which gender has access to those groups personal data via their jobs?
Women.
Most of which are black, latino, etc in medical and clerk jobs for government entities.
The states with the highest identity theft are places with large populations of elderly people.
Black women for decades would use their own children's names and social security numbers for cable, rent to own stores, utilities, etc.
Type in identity theft suspect and you will see that it's either women or people of color.
experian.com/blogs/ask-experian/identity-theft-statistics/
cnet.com/news/women-more-affected-by-id-fraud-study-finds/
The ads even in that early version make it seem like all identity theft is web related or "On the darkweb ooooo".
And it's all bullshit.

Leave them alone because it is none of my business.

SOUNDS LEGIT, AND PROBABLY THE MOST COMMON TYPE

BUT STILL ALL THE BIG BREACHES ARE RUSSIAN HACKERS(MALE) GANKING ENTIRE DATABASES

She so fucking beautiful.
Literally a 10/10.

I want to rape her.

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Not give a fuck because I'm not some cunt who butts into other people's business.

I'd go up to the people harassing this poor guy and tell them to stop harassing this man and I'd wink at the girl and give him a high five.

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I've had similar thing happen to me. I was 27 meeting with a 15 year old girl because she was going to promote shows for a venue I co-ran. Basically I was giving her a legit part time cash job. She wanted to meet in her church parking lot which is fine. Got there and 5 minutes later some old faggot pulls up talking shit. I was more respectful than I should have been and just dropped it but man I hate that busy body shit. How hard is it for some people to leave other people the fuck alone.

Eat shit, cocksucker.
He was a good man.

BIDF has arrived

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Unbased pedos

>not being an intrusive dick to strangers = being attracted to prepubescent children

Who knew until the geniuses of Yea Forums revealed this ancient knowledge.

She's a cute kid but she gives off Mississippi Low Income Bastard vibes.

She's a 7/10 on the Cute Kid scale but she looks like she'll age like Cream Cheese out in the sun.

A pedo, a fed, or both

>actress is a month away from turning 19
>19
OMG what a pedophile, somebody pls think of the innocent children

...

Damn she's fucking hot

>that Islam necklace
wtf did they mean by that?

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>see two adults talking in public
I HAVE TO INTERVENE!

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Because all the decoys are actually 18+.

>only guy at the table stares into his bowl while girl out alphas him to save an innocent girl in danger
what the fuck happened to this country

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>walk alone in the emply park,
>suddently she grabs your arm
>"please help me sir I'm lost"
what do?

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Stab her in the heart with a wooden stake I keep in my pants. Ain't no vampire fooling me again.

He's a weak fucker, he knows if these bitches escalate he's going to have to fight and get his ass kicked.

He was undoubtedly and understandably embarrassed by her niggerish behavior.

WOOD IN YOUR PANTS YOU SAY

FOR A 19 YEAR OLD? YOU SICK FUCK!

SWARM SWARM SWARM

>Actress name is Meg donelly, check her insta
based user

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she's going in my fauxbait collection

I hope you're not masturbating to this literal child you pedo
instagram.com/p/ByEOz5UAaIV

Stupid show; that chick is ridiculously hot which makes men more interested in white knighting for her. Almost no high school girl just gets picked up by some creeper in a cap. There are girls getting raped and molested RIGHT NOW by their uncles and cousins, but faggot boomers will clutch pearls over this non-existent crisis.

God I hate television, I hate this show, and I hate hot bitches like that who won't fuck me. There I said it.

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based bitter poster

jesus christ the decoy is beautiful

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It pisses me off even more because then boomers run for Congress, then they bring the hammer down on sex work because they can't very well actually stop sexual exploitation, so they need to at least pretend they are. That drives up the cost of prostitutes which means I'M going to be paying more and probably making a fucking LinkedIn account just to get in touch with decent looking whores.

Do a 360 and walk away

>Hmm, a small child about to be taken advantage of? Better not say anything, wouldn't want to be rude
average beta male mindset

how do I not give off pedo vibes. I think someone thinks i'm a pedo but i'm not. Am I really just not allowed to interact with girls under 18?

Pedos are genuinely better partners for teen girls than chad.

All you need to do is set yourself up a bulletproof somehow, and you can frolic with little girls. If you're ugly you're fucked. No one wants a ugly guy around his daughter; that guy will try to fuck the daughter for sure.

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How ugly can I be if the girls aren't scared of me

The real question is what about that look is so irresistible to children?

Is this scripted or what

Ask her if she has family nearby, then call the police and they'll take her safely. Then go home and jerk off purely to the feeling of being a good person.

No Americans really are that fat and annoying.

mog him with my superior height and fashion sense

I know, right?

Yeah it's bullshit. She's beautiful because otherwise people wouldn't give a shit. Actual pedos probably merc on ugly fat girls because they're so desperate for adoration even an fat ugly pedo is worth it.

Actual pedos are exclusively homosexual predators. Guys don't creep on strange little girls, it's always someone they know/are related to.

>why is this board trying to turn me into a monster?
Turning into? Or bringing to the surface?

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WHOA

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Dude literally fuck off

That guy's really cute

Ruined with all of that makeup.

lol she'll be on blacked.com in the next months.

Interracial porn is on the downward trend

I'm sure it's more men seducing boys (boys like getting their dicks sucked) than it is men seducing girls, but it obviously cuts both way. Mostly it's high school teachers fucking their students, I would think.

blackedraw it is then.

ITS A WORK BROTHER

DUDE NOT COOL THAT'S A LITTLE KID!

Even worse

>a small child
>decoy is a 19 year old fully developed woman

What did user mean by this?

nigger did you even watch the video

He's making a joke, you dip.

>did you even watch the video

who the fuck does this? where do you think we are? we discuss the shit first then watch the video later in the bathroom

I have to go to a family gathering tomorrow and my cousins mom thinks i'm a pedo. She's never told me anything but her daughter has told me her mom doesn't like her talking to me (sarcastically teasing she won't talk to me anymore) I don't let her climb up on my lap or anything anymore but am I really not allowed to interact with her at all because of her moms paranoia? No one else thinks anyone is weird. I'm known her and her sister their entire lives idk why she suddenly started to get paranoid.

Whatever you do DO NOT confront the mother. She will get her daughter to lie or just accuse you of something and absolutely ruin your life. I'd just stay far away from them. Paranoid women are dangerous

Probably laugh really loudly on accident and then leave in embarrassment.

Do like Usher says "Let it Burn"

user, you did SOMETHING. You probably stared at her, looked at her weird, or said something to her, and you already let her climb on your lap. She knows, and it's very very likely other family members know but don't want to start drama/aren't sure enough to bring it up. Just stop now you fucking retard, and everything will be fine,

t. anons schizo aunt

rape her to prove you aren't a pedo. It's the only way

There's always a reason, dude. If he couldn't figure out what set her off, it means he's not self-aware enough to keep himself under control, and the more he tries the worse it'll get. He's walking a thin line because said schizo aunt could flip any time she wanted already, and pursuing makes it worse.

thats about that movie about fracking riight?

So that's how they got Hannah Hayes? At least we managed to save her eventually, right?

He's not very self aware at all if he came to Yea Forums for advice

>There's always a reason, dude
Yeah there is. It's called her mom is a fucking fruit cake. Women are experts at making bullshit up in their heads.

So take your anti-male shit somewhere else dirty roastie, we here at 4channels Yea Forums board ain't buyin it.

Women are just crazy you naive faggot.

Which is why i'm trying to help the dumb bastard before he gets alienated from his family and outed as a pedo

How is 'stop acting creepy around little girls to avoid suspicion' anti-male you braindead fuck

I dindu nuffin. I seriously thought mom used to tell her to get off me because she is sort of hyper and she thought she was annoying me/being rude, as she never gave a shit when her slightly older sister used to hang around me.
She's never addressed me at all, it was 6 months ago her daughter told me her mom doesn't like me talking to me, which offended me if anything.

I'm also pretty certain no one else, including the dad, suspects anything weird.

The only thing I can guess is that she used to complain to her mom that's she's not bothering me (because she wasn't) and insisted I "liked" it when she would cuddle into me or I made her do it or some shit. In fact, I told her not to sit in the same place as me and she asked "but do YOU like it user?" and I had to say not really which upset her because I didn't want her insinuating to her mom that I was instigating anything.

t. incel

Neck yourself pedo

It's too late now. All it takes is one thing like that. I advise laying low and backing off.

And how did you come to the conclusion he's creepy, cunt? Because he's a man? Because believe all women? Oh the big dirty man he's so creepy he once was seen near a family member. Burn him at once for the crime of haspenis!

is letting her show me her stupid roblox/maplestory game while i watch a UFC fight on my phone creepy because that's all I did last time I saw her and when she told me her mom doesn't like her talking to me.

Whiter than you muhamed isn't necessarily true.

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t. roastie

>WWYD

id fucking throw ice cream on their legs and try to lick it off

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>muh holes
We're talking about personality here you mongoloid and women are undoubtedly on the irrational side of the spectrum.
>avoiding suspicion
Of what? Unless he's an actual pedo he has no reason to avoid acting a certain way, you fucking retarded mongoloid.

Maybe that whole "believe all women" thing should have taught you a thing or two about women and self awareness. He was trying to help the dumb bastard

Just cut contact with them. Don't tell anyone why. Don't mention the situation or your thoughts on it.

One accusation from the crazy mom and you're done. Faggots like in this thread who believe everything a roastie says will condemn you in the court of public opinion and you're fucked then m8.

Sad but that's the way shit is now.

This desu. Every dude who wears a hat outside of an appropriate scenario is a weird beta. Same with grown ass men over 24 who still wear hoodies and band shirts and tap out clothing and shit like that.

These guys are all emotionally and/or mentally trapped in the mindset of a 12-14 year old. That's why they want to hunt down girls that age.

DON'T look at this KID you fucking PEDO!

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her black muslim bf stole it for her obviously.

>non bonbi women.
damn.

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her face is fucked

>being a pedo has gone from being sexually attracted to prepubescent girls to being attracted to post pubescent underage girls to being attracted to anyone a few years younger than you to being someone who doesn't get involved with strangers conversations in public to wearing hats

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Jesus Christ you can tell someone to lay low without believing the fucking aunt, user. Calm the fuck down

blame feminists

>Every dude who wears a hat outside of an appropriate scenario is a weird beta
I love the sad mindset of this board

>I will fuck her face
FIFY

In all honesty, it’s going to be harsh, but it’s probably because you look weird

Fight off the pedo, everyone claps, I hang around with her to make sure she's okay, pretend to be calling her parents while I call up a couple of hard pipe totin' niggas so we can film BLACKED snuff kino.

It's bad porn user, get over it. When the men look more bored than the women, you're in trouble

Don't wear a baseball cap or checkered shirts

I wouldn't say anything unless she obviously wasn't into the guy and he kept at her. She'd have to be really clear about not liking the guy though. I ran into a situation like this once at a restaurant and I tried to white knight but they both turned on me and it turned out the two were actually dating and were just having a fight. It was impossible to tell that though because the girl was acting like she didn't know the guy. Fucking whores.

You still haven't said how old you or she is. It's not weird for cousins to be affectionate at young ages and it's just your aunt that has a problem.
>t. someone with two female cousins half my age that acted like yours and still got repeatedly asked to babysit

I actually don't care for it either, but I figured making it interracial snuff was at least a step up from a typical blacked post.

I honestly don't know how people can think a 23 year-old wanting to have sex with a 17 year-old is morally reprehensible to people and the former should be jailed for years.

There is a large difference between pedophilia and hebephilia, and the former is conflated with the latter way too much. I can safely say I'm a hebephile, because it implies attraction to teenage girls post-puberty, making them fully sexually mature, and thus, certainly an object of want for most men.

Actual pedos like little girls who have no womanly features and yes they should be either helped or gassed if they ever try anything.

Both of that being said, if given the opportunity, I wouldn't have sex with an underage girl, even if she seemed mentally and emotionally mature, because they simply aren't. Neither are 18-25 year-old women, but hey, at least it's legal.

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I just don't think i could look that weird if the kids aren't scared of me or anything. I was an autist who would avoid kids but when they were little they used to insist I play with them. It actually helped my self esteem alot when I was like 19.

I'm just extra confused because she never seemed to care when her older sister was her age and would spend time with me. She's like 13 now so she just spends a lot of time on her phone and doesn't seem very interested in me so I don't talk to her much, but I don't see how her sister is any different.

Look where we are, what thread we're in, and his apparent situation.

above, and also
>mongoloid mongoloid mongoloid
You hear that word today for the first time or something?

>at a house party
>23 years old at the time
>go outside
>drunk girl on couch in garage
>no one else around
>hey are you ok?
>she's obviously fucked up
>sit down and make sure she's ok
>all of a sudden her 3 roastie friends show up
>OMG YOU FUCKING PEDO SHE'S ONLY 15
>her friends shuffler her away

Apparently it's ok for them to bring her to a house party and let her get fucked up but I was a wierdo for making sure she was ok.

And that's how I got a reputation in our small town and literally had to move away because people kept harassing me and I basically lost all my friends.

I'm pretty sure she's 10 now, was 9 last time I saw her. Her sister is 13 now, i've known them all their lived but only see them like 5 times a year. Her sister was "cuddly" up until she turned like 12.

Hit her with some holy water and call up lads.

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>probably blacked
Statistically very unlikely.

Don't worry she won't report the miles of black cock to OK cupid so they won't put it on that one screenshot from 7 years ago and ruin your narrative.

Heterosexuality BAD, but only for WHITE people.

>excagerating the times I used mongoloid to make a snarky reddit remark

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>follow tfmgirls on instagram
>all 10/10 white college all models
>all dating/fucking Chad
>literally not one video or pic with a black guy
Stop watching porn user.

Do we need blacked posts? I vote no

>Hit her with some holy water
she's going to catch a cold if you do that

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Obsessed.

You left out the part where your hand was on her thigh and you were staring directly into her 15 year old eyes you fucking pedo

Baiting insecure people is funny though.

yes of course

It's okay hell is hot and I'm sending that demon back there real quick.

Then you've got two more years of this one doing it until she stops. It's just a kiddy thing they do for attention combined with the fact you're probably the only dude she is familiar with who actually talks to her. When they hit puberty they start to notice the massive amount of boys at school instead.

For you

Well yeah, i'm pretty sure her sister only lasted as long as she did because she got jealous of her little sister being with me. I'm fine with them naturally growing out of it, i'm just annoyed and insulted I can't spend any time with her, or give her any affection even when she still wants to because her mom suddenly doesn't trust me.

I remember when she was little and I was like 20 she used to ask where my kids were (presumably to play with them) and didn't believe me when I said I don't have any. She said she could be my daughter and called me daddy off and on again for like two years. Obviously keep an eye on her but why tell her to avoid me? Especially when she trusts me implicitly to the point where she would make fun of you about it to my face and sarcastically say she won't talk to me anymore. I'm not taking her away from everyone else to my own Private room or some shit, whenever i'm with her my own parents and her aunts/uncles are usually in the same room.

polnigger get out

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Even better. I love seeing white girls eat black ass.

We're on Yea Forums

>feb 10, 2016

>2016

but muh ebin memes

Based unrefutable stance poster.

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Never be a hero. You should've known that would happen.

Exactly.

How is he a paedo? A paedo wouldn't be interested in a 15/16 year old girl.

Stephen King admitted in some book where his literal write-in (an author) states he and all men are interested in girls as young as 14. Which is basically the truth; there are some very mature 14 year olds if you know what I'm sayin.

He's not a pedo; it's just propaganda to make boomers anxious about their kids.

At least she's like a teen. boomers are retarded and seem to be more protective from age like 8-10 and don't give a shit if their daughter who just started puberty is with someone "because now they need to start being a little independent" despite being way more vulnerable as they are fucking horny.

Just be yourself bro

90% of the guys at my college wore hats all the time. This one guy actually caught me off guard one day by not wearing one, only to reveal a pristine hairline.

"Irrefutable", but thank you.

Up until literally the last century, for all of human history, a girl was considered a woman once she had her period, meaning she was fertile and could take a husband. This could happen as young as 12 and no one batted an eye. I would agree with modern lawmakers that 18 is a decent age for adulthood in the modern world from a logistics standpoint (suffice it to say I don't know ANY 18 year-olds who are/were actually mature adults, emotionally or physically) and sexual relationships should be heavily viewed as suspect between older and younger people, when the younger person is not of legal age.

That also being said, an 18 year-old having the option of being jailed by the parents for fucking his 17 year-old gf is fucking retarded and a misuse of the system.

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>women

why are you typing like this

how about one of those hats that lets the heat out, farmer, overalls and all. mustache?

Paedo here, I do dress like that. Guess I should change my wardrobe before someone notices.

Hoodie + cap is a no if you're unfit and above the age of 20

Requisite for his handicap wheelchair air operated keyboard is posting pro dem stuff on 4chin

this comment is very wholesome

>pro dem
?

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I bet you're American. You fatties have a weird obsession with interracial porn and cuckoldry

what is a 24+ y/o man supposed to dress like?

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Stay far far away from them.

Get a girlfriend

but I will be seeing them tomorrow and I love her. I want to atleast give her a hug and talk about how she sang in the school choir for the raptors who won the superbowl.

And then you'll notice her mother looking at you in disgust and pulling her away from you. You'll breakdown in tears and everyone will see you weeping on the floor and your parents, completely embarrassed, will escort you to their car

Fuck off you stupid cunt.

Last time she pulled her away from me she just waddled back after a few minutes and made fun of her mom. She took her and her sister away to another room and closed the door for like 10 minutes. she had a cover up and said something like "you need to get off that computer and spend some time with your sister" before putting them in the room.

Cut contact with them you fucking mongrel and be done with it.Don't make things more complicated.

LOL, Americans.

You should watch the movie the hunt starring mads Mikkelsen

Nah nigga moms saw you fiendin for the lil pussy
Nigga dont lie you aint gotta lie
Moms aint gone go and be talkin all that shit for no reason
You fuck kids nigga
I kno you do
You want to dont you
Yea nigga dont lie
She prolly saw you sweatin when the hoe was sittin on you
Dumb ass nigga went straight to the shitroom to jack off when she got up
Moms saw you all horny an shit
Nigga you a pedo
Bet
On God nigga pass your phone
You aint hidin nun?
I know you be savin lil girls

That was you today too want it
Yeah nigga that was you
You pedo ass nigga posted a lil 14 year old red head ass bitch showin her hairy pussy an lil titties
That was you aint it
Ol pedo ass nigga

>15
>a small child
she should be able to brush off a loser in a public space

It won’t be before long now
Till everybody finds out
About your ways and how you like to sleep around

why do I have to indulge her paranoia if I haven't and am not going to do anything and have known them all their lives. I'm not related to their mom, i'm related to them. The funny thing is their moms sister married my dads brother. technically she's my 2nd (and third) cousin but I see them alot because of the aunt thing and because her dads sister (my first cousin once removed) also married my moms brother.

So far i'm just been playing dumb, I guess I'll just continue to and not confront her about anything. genuinely thought she just felt my cousin was being rude and annoying me until last time I saw them.

that girl is clearly 15+.
i don't know any respectable pedo who would bang that

suit and tie

She is just your cousin,move on mate.Be the mature one for your sake and her own.

You are dumb as fuck you don't know how rumors start and how they can destroy your life.

>She is just your cousin
she's all I've got.

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What do you mean?.you are acting weird now.

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lmao this guy again
how about you tell the full story here, user

Nigga you went from "oh man jee willickers I didnt do anything to upset the missus" to "babygirl is all I gots I need that lil pussy baby was an angel in my peewee football game"
You pedo ass nigga trynna fuck kids AND your cousin
Uncle Lester Child Molester ass nigga

kftf?

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>tap out clothing
What is this?

That is the full story
I already said i've bonded with her. She's genuinely my daughterfu. I don't have any real connection to any of my other family members, it just feels like going though social norms.

How old are you?

24

Give up this shitty dream of yours. "Daughterfu" what the fuck is wrong with you, degenerate? She sees you as her cousin not her father figure. Grow up

user goes full pedo

fucks's wrong with a clean hoodie

now there's the real story

Basically, you can wear a hoodie if you're young or attractive or both. Funny as hell seeing a grown ugly man wearing hoodies

You fuckin ugly aint you nigga
You fat
Prolly a neckbeard
Pasty
Smell like piss
Only contact is that lil girl
Hell nah
You a pedo forreal
Witholdin info
"My daughterfu! Kawaii desu OPPPAAAAIIII" nigga go jack off to cartoons

I know i'm not a father figure, but she actually used to larp as my daughter after I told her I didn't have any kids. I'm probably more like a big brother.

Seems like you need a girlfriend mate.Try to hangout with someone your age.

>ooga booga look at me pretending to be cool black guy

Now it all makes sense...

>look at me pretending to not be a pedo

>pointing a gun at your buddy
Triggered

God,why do you want to hangout with her anyway unless you are a pedo or someone really pathetic ?.her parents can take care of her just fine so stop being weirdo.

He wants her to sit on his face, obviously.

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This is the kind of delusion that creates serial killers

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>Raptors
>Superbowl

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Thanks for the advice upstanding well dressed user who posts on Yea Forums. I'm sure you dress impeccably at all times. Such an authority on manliness.

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t. Hoodie wearing pedo

nice faggy passive aggressive response you little woman

I'm not taking care of her, she's a nice kid and I enjoy her company and keeping her entertained. Kids are likes puppies or kittens, it's hard not to get attached to them. She's always so enthusiastic talking about her video games and shit and amazed i know what pokemon is.

Anyone who wears sandals is also likely a pedo.

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Yeah but you really want to see her underwear don't you

it's not delusion. Delusion is thinking kids are attracted to you or some shit, when if you spent any time with them at all you would know they just want to play and aren't sexual at all.

Maybe you should try to get kids your own man if you enjoy being father figure so much.she is meant to be your cousin not your daughter,grow up.

Not now, no. Maybe somewhere down the line

keep projecting pedo.

i'm with you user, these other posters are fucked in the head.

> I love her. I want to atleast give her a hug and talk about how she sang in the school choir for the raptors who won the superbowl.
Yep. A pedo

Why do you want to play with kids?.its the most boring and pointless thing a grown man can do.

THIS IS TRUE BTW

AND WITH SOCKS, JUST CALL SWAT RIGHT AWAY TACKLE THAT FUCKER

wait never mind haha

aren't we always lost, girl?

See, that's fucked up man. That's not natural. It's only ok in erotica and hentai.

The fact you have access to a child is shocking.

And what relationship is a cousin supposed to have? Again I only see her like 5 times a year. That seems like a pretty reasonable amount of time to spent with a cousin.

THAT'S A 4 YEAR OLD AMERICAN GIRL YOU SICK FUCK

that's not me newfag

I'm not attracted to her sexually. I'm just a protective older brother that wants what's best for her. Will do anything for her well being.

You are being too close to her for a cousin.you are 24 and not a child that needs to play with her little cousins it's only logical for her mother to suspect something thing.

Literally ANY child psychologist will tell you that children begin to develop their sexuality from a very early age. It's incredibly common for girls to begin masturbating around 8 years old and writing it off as somehow unsexual exploration is d e l u s i o n.

Or someone who is balding

Everyone is different. Who are you to tell me what a 24 year old can and can't do? I'll just try to not get too touchy with her in front of her mother.

u wanna hug?

I have been invited to bed with a 17 year old girl before (legal in my country) but as I feared looking perverted (I was 35 and a virgin) I dressed like this. I had a hat on for 4 reasons

1. It obscures facial wrinkles. Making me look less unsuitable for her
2. The hat had the name of a popular girls coming of age movie showing my understanding of her age group
3. It was a baseball cap creating the fear I would harm her with a baseball bat if she dared speak
4. It looked cute on me

Men in the young girl community often have babyface features. these are streamlined and improved via the wearing of a baseball cap. The cap also adds an air of mature security/ If she feels I can attend a baseball game alone she will know I am a responsible and relationable man

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Well she's a bit old to "play" now like wrestling or whatever. I just talk to her about stuff and let her show me whatever games she's playing or whatever. She used to do this while sitting in my lap, which I stopped last time.

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i wanna fug

kek

what the fuck kind of a girl hat were you wearing

Do what you want then but don't regret your decision in future, Rumors will destroy your life.I hope you are not and if you are not you will not get accused of one by her mother But if you are I hope rot in a cell.

I've heard that's only if they were abused/neglected. From my personal experience I've never known a girl to be even remotely sexual until puberty started. It's painfully obvious they just want to play/get attention and nothing sexual ever crosses their mind or instincts.

you are responding to a larper. Get appchan X or some shit so you know who is who.

A pedo*

top fucking Yea Forums post

Can't tell if autist or autistic savant

lol WHAT? you never noticed when theyre giddy and giggling? you were not young yourself?

WWYD

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>when theyre giddy and giggling?
that's when they are having fun. usually if you pick them up and drop them on a couch or something. it's not sexual at all. It's pseudo-sexual after they hit puberty and start blushing and getting quiet when they hug you. Even then it seems more like they just want to be loved or kissed or some shit and don't want sex. There is a reason all the kids in highschool start fucking at around 16. That's when it seems to click.

Look you guys don't get it me and my cousin have a special bond. Last time I gave her a foot massage she said I was like a big brother to her and she wanted me to teach her things. I'm her uncle not some stranger. They act like its weird we were in the closet that time but I was helping her find something.

You heard wrong I don't give a shit what the fuck you think. Actual professionals that spends their careers devoted to child development will ALL explicitly tell you that you are wrong. Don't take it from me, actually go ask one or do a single 5 second google search to prove it.

Also saying they possess sexuality doesn't mean they want to get fucked you complete reactionary retard.

>Actual professionals
like john money?

5 4 1 3 2

>ask a child if they masturbate

no shit, it's not about full sex, just about any awareness of sexuality. and they know way too early thanks to phones now

Does she let you play with her feet?

Yes sometimes in the early morning

That's why you always start with "do you know him/her?" before you intervene in situations like that. The worst thing that can happen is that you get told yes and to mind your own fucking business.

One of the most annoying fucking things for a man who's having a semi-public argument with his girlfriend or wife is when some faggot tries to whiteknight.

What is it with footfags? Stay away from kids because they do lay down and kick you, sometimes in the face as some game they play.

Does she regularly walk around the house barefoot user?

You probably want to be with her because you want to fuck her not now but when she matures because you know she is only the chance you have.

Stinky cunny feet in my face..sounds kinda gross!

Hey guys I do not appreciate the comments you have made about my sister and my relationship. She is extremely optimistic, kind hearted, cute and funny. She listens to all my problems. She is my only friend

if that were true i'd still be spending more time with her older sister. Infact, I was closer to her sister until recently when she started to grow up and spend time on her phone. She was always more shy/reserved while this one played with everybody.

>user we're bored show us a movie and rub my tootsies please!

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Also I'd like to add my sister is the nicest she scrubs my back in the tub sometimes and she sings me to sleep!

Isn't like 10 years old?.she is too young to understand your problems and have proper conversation with you like an adult.

>be illiterate

She's 8. Children are great listeners

Maybe you should get a proper job and a girlfriend instead of relying on your cousins to pass your time.

Bullshit. We talk about everything and shes smart.

If you are wearing shoes at any occasion, you are a massive beta male with soft skinned feet. proof me wrong, you literally can't.

My fucking ass,what do you talk to her about,depression and existential crisis?

Again the larper

When I was like 14 though I had a different cousin who like like 6 who me and my dad were looking after insist we give her a bath. We didn't though because it was a little too weird and were both confused on why a kid when kids normally hate baths and wasn't even dirty really wanted one.

THAT'S WHAT IM TRYING TO DO ASSHOLE

Being attracted to someone and actually acting on your attraction are two very different things.

What if I do? You got a problem with that? You're obviously just jealous that the only place to vent about your problems is 4channel

Keep trying then and stay away from your cousin.

I'm not trying to pass the time, i'm trying to bond with them, like an actual family should. They are late to the party and don't even have cousins their own age to grow up around like I did. I'll never replicate that, but it's important for kids to know they have family members that care about them. The kids that weren't hugged enough get self-worth issues and end up getting pumped and dumped in highschool.

Why are you even here starting this conversation?.you asked why your cousin's mother think you are creep or a pedo and I told you why but instead being self aware you are being so pathetic.

samefag

He absolutely did the right thing and you sound like a nigger. I'd imagine his "talking shit" was just expressing concern as to why someone who looks 30 is meeting in a lot with a young teenaged girl.

Why do you think her mother and father can't care of that?

Take*

So many moralfags itt

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because they fulfill different family roles than a cousin or uncle or sibling or grandparent etc etc. That's why they are all part of the same family.

You can be a moralfag and pro-cunny, it’s called islam

I'm happily married. Literally ALL woman are insane. Every single one of them.

Whatever,I hope you don't get accused of being a pedophile if you are not one.

I don't think the kids are

Shoot her dead, cover my face and run away. That's the only scenario where I don't come out of it looking like a pedo rapist.

that host lmao

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>again

She would be perfect for it.

You're obviously obsessed with the girl dude, it's weird listening to you rant online, I can only imagine what you're like in person

"Put your filthy fucking feet down, all of you, this is public property, that was paid for with taxpayer money, not your unemployed mom's boyfriend."

finger her gently

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You can get hookers through linked in?

I wear a hat because I feel naked without something on my head. I wear the same filthy paint-splattered cap everyday.

I wear a hat because I'm too lazy to buy sunglasses and remember where I put them

You could just say "aunt" instead of "cousin's mom".

>I feel naked without something on my head
lmao baldie

>reactionary
Progressive more like

god I wish I knew her instagram so I could look at more pics

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already posted in thread

Take her to the toilet then tell her I have lollipop for her filled with delicious icecream

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Yeah I'm not gonna lie
I would probably get in that creep's face and demand his name, then if he acts evasive I would just bash his face in. I ain't no beta cuck like you fags

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> white knighting whores
> not beta
Pick one

not the ugly blonde im talking about the cute brunette in my pic

>a vulnerable little girl
>whore
Go to a shrink and get help because if you would act like this irl around me I would knock your teeth out and curb stomp your pedo ass

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>anime
>not a beta cuck

based slavbro

Did you forget where you are redditor?

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Hungarian
But it's basically the same really

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your posts are the ones to stand out
go back

Top bait in this thread.

Post fit bitch nigga

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