>25M
this is just embarassing
25M
oh Shaft came out? it looked like it might be dun
god fuck tessa thompson. in the i hate her way. I would never have sex with her even if she offered for free.
>cast toxic racist "woman"
>movie fails
wow
>all these big blockbuster flops this year
Is it finally happening?
it's the racist white man's fault!
no, disney is just ruining the industry for everyone else
I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics they use to explain these bombs. If shaft failed for being problematic then why did MiB flop?
>will open to half of Dark Phoenix in China too
it's fugged
Including themselves? Theaters can't survive on Disney alone
Every blockbuster that isn't Disney has failed this year. Is there actually a conspiracy here? How does literally every other company fuck up like this?
Who could have seen this coming?
Remember a couple of months ago when the board was laughing at Shazam? Who knew all these big brand films would fail so much harder
disney had a flop too with dumbo though
but I think it is a matter of Disney basically dictating normies' tastes, they've successfully brainwashed everyone
It'll still make its budget back. Surprise it's not a flop.
>Independence Day Resurgence bombed
>Men In Black International bombed
WB must be freaking out about Suicide Squad 2 right now
>Is there actually a conspiracy here?
Nah I think Endgame killed everything. It drained everybody of their cash and just left everybody burned out.
At least Based Disney continues to dominate
>It'll still make its budget back. Surprise it's not a flop.
Retard
That's where you're wrong dumbass
There's a reason Based Disney just bought Fox
For streaming
>I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics they use to explain these bombs. If shaft failed for being problematic then why did MiB flop?
>"Racist ticket-buyers REFUSE to watch Hollywood "it girl" Tessa Thompson"
Hello, retard.
>this board
only mouseshills
my boy shazam prevailed in the face of adversity
Jesus this is almost as fucking retarded as the people who thought they did it to bring the x men and fantastic four back home
"people are tired of sequels"
Dipshit if it only makes as much at the box office as its production budget the it's a fucking bomb
> replace the old cast
> cast some uncharismatic black woman for one of the main roles
Nobody asked for this shit. I'm glad it's flopping so hard.
No, it won't start happening until Disney starts failing too, which is virtually impossible since they can rely upon the third world to give them $600 Million minimum for whatever shit they put out that has a popular franchise tag on it
Expect Toy Story 4 and Lion King to be the only movies in the next few months that pass $700 million each
It's actually having a bigger opening than MIB 2 and MIB 3 while having a lower budget.
Alita did that and it's not a flop.
>WB must be freaking out about Suicide Squad 2 right now
wasn't that going to be a reboot? or am I thinking of a different shitty movie?
>Nobody asked for this shit. I'm glad it's flopping so hard.
same.
Last year was exactly the same: only Disney and few others were successful, the rest flopped from unexpected, to underperformed, to spectacularly disastrous.
go woke
go broke!
MIB 2 opening: 52 million
MIB 3 opening: 54 million
>grosses less than Alita
Alita made more than 2x its budget and it was still a flop
dishonest nigger lover
$25M for Friday, not weekend.
>next: 10 reasons to see the next star wars
Alita
>50% domestic: 43 million
>40% overseas: 74 million
>25% China: 33 million
TOTAL: 150 million
(-) 170 million budget
= -20 million
Shazam
>50% domestic: 69 million
>40% overseas: 72 million
>25% China: 11 million
TOTAL: 152 million
(-) 100 million budget
= 52 million
Endgame made 9 times its budget and it's the biggest flop of all time.
It's over. The age of women and multiculturalism is coming to an end.
it's for the weekend, retard
> Men in Black: International will seriously have to rely on the last word in its title when it comes to box office cash this weekend because here in the states the Sony reboot/fourthquel is crashing with an estimated $25M off of an estimated $10M Friday (including last night’s $3.1M previews).
Movies are jewed
Hopefully people start listening to music and reading more books instead of paying people to tell them to racemix
Dishonest.
>reboot/fourthquel
what? which is it?
just saw it, I dont think its terrible, but its not great, and probably not even good, its mediocre but enjoyable. I dont hate the actress and I dont hate sequels or reboots, I love MIB, the first one is the perfect blockbuster and the third one was really good too. This one is just slightly better than 2 imho.
>trust me levi, the goyim can't get enough of tessa thompson's smug face!
Why isn't Shaft a trans white guy?
what the fuck are those numbers
shazam gross 360mil
alita gross 400mil
I don't mind these shitty sequels doing shitty.
Dark Phoenix flopped
the dollars that go to the studio, dummy
but even just using the total grossings
>360 - 100 = 260
>400 - 170 = 230
CHADZAM!!!
That bitch is box office poison
>men don't like her
>women don't like her
>she's not cute
>she's not funny
>she's not hot
WHY CAST THAT UGLY ASS BITCH THEN
I never watched any of the MIB sequels
gotta get them diversity points from people who aren't interested in the movie!
why is she touching his tits
Kill yourself faggot scum
Fixed
Stop reading reviews from snooty critics and read reviews from critics that tell you if something is or is not A GOOD THING.
MIBI?
The 1st movie is tho only good MiB movie.
>A GOOD THING
kill yourself zoomer cock sucker
If they wanted to fix the movie they would have had given Hemsworth a male actor to bounce off of instead of a strong, independent, smarter woman who is his superior in every way.
Saw it tonight for my chocolate love, Tessa.
why do you have shitty taste?
Kill yourself nigger lover
>implying you wouldn't
t. shitssa's pr team
zoophilia and bestiality are illegal in all civilized countries.
Disney can just buy all the theatres they'll run then
independent.co.uk
Most bestiality is legal, declares Canada's Supreme Court ...
>nigger
Don't use these hurtful words.
More like spoiled chocolate. Trust me, you don't want one of those everyday.
Agent Queen
>strong
>independent
>woman
Pick one
It will be interesting. Hollywood is slow to catch up on what the average joe has already come too, only Disney sells anymore
I'm surprised with their choice to not use her as an alien
Marvelshit marketers have tricked zoomers into thinking they are getting an experience and that's the only thing going for Hollywood anymore.
you know Disney just moves money from one pocket to the other, right? the ones they don't bother to (alice, nutcracker) absolutely nosedive.
um... um, "blockbuster fatigue"
>also: you WONT believe what Ariana grande just did!...
Diversity beat representation
John Wick 3 did very well, not sure if that really counts as a blockbuster though.
Holy fuck Disney have actually made every other film unprofitable
How the fuck
it's becoming one
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHA
Imagine being this retarded
they buy their own tickets
Disney getting 50% market share by this time 2020 is happening.
They should have had Sam Jackson as his partner! Like from Avengers!!
Dude idk how anyone thinks the 3rd one was bad. I really really enjoyed it. Josh Brolin was fantastic as young K
Unironically would've worked better than this shit.
>a movie takes in less then Alita: Battle Angel
lmao
The 23 Jump Street/MIB would’ve drawn dimes.
I saw this on piratebay, should I download?
Too much left wing politics ham fisted into their movies. Along with shitty live action remakes with the classic animation movies. Clearly demonstrates any signs of creativity on their part. Its just a bubblegum factory now
chris hemsworth and lian neeson would make a great duo if the objective was to please the crowd instead of pretending that black women are into sci fi or comedy or movies.
theyre not. blacks are not into movies, not enough to make a market out of it. most of people who watch jordan peele movies are white liberals.
the industry that blacks could sustain was cheap exploitation films, thats it.
social engineers will destroy the movie business before turn minorities into woke people.
This movie was made by Sony, if you want to shit on Disney just do it when it's appropriate
Hopefully that wooden plank Chris Memesworth won't get any more leading roles after this.
bottom line is that this is a bro movie
you want to see a special agent bro bro it up with another bro and they get to be true bros by the end
instead you have a "sassy black woman" with a permanent bitchface that's hard on the eyes and a black hole of screen presence that's a hemsworth trying to play off each other.
Atrocious.
I wanted to like it, I really did :(
>hey guys we produced a shit film nobody cares about
>dude it's sequelitis
>dude it's summeritis
Why can't you just admit that it was a stupid idea, of which you've run out of? I'd trace it back to seeing if they have Asian investors especially, and then just don't see it.
The best comedians won't even touch shit controlled by the hard left any more. I'm an old school lefty like a lot of them, and they can fuck right off.
>what if this character was hispanic?
>what if they appealed to the LGBT community this way?
That's not entertaining. It just makes the sort of people who don't watch these movies at all bitch more. There's no hard-line far enough for them.
Man I can't remember the last time I've seen a film like Die Hard 3 in theaters. It used to be you could find at least one or two good action blockbusters every year and now it's been replaced with capeshit and other trash films.
Name one black actor and one white actor from nowadays that could replicate the dynamic between Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones in the original
I think it must be more than 10 years since I've seen a movie in a theater. Not that I'd go if there was a good one.
>:(
I really hope your mother gets ovarian cancer you fucking faggot
The problem is, they're cookie-cutter to an immense extreme. Hollywood, dare I say it, actually used to have creativity. Then they integrated it with actualy hollywood. It was a very bad idea because it killed creativity.
All they did is offload all their infectious garbage off onto the new generation and that ended in everything being generic.
wtf this is a chinese movie?
What I meant to say, is that they integrated art and film schools with it. How are you supposed to come up with something new if they force the ideas of the last generation on you?
Anthony Mackie with John Goodman in Walter Sobchak mode might be a fun pairing.
I don't have any idea how they did it. Maybe it was on accident but I doubt it. The Walter character is the funniest character in filmmaking for fucking years. Still is.
Then again, I thought Vietnam veterans were cool as shit growing up. Dunno if most early millenials feel that way, but I do.
can't blame you
a movie almost beat avatar this year lad
not really. It's just that even the suits knew you needed to make a decent enough films for it to make money. Now with clever marketing you can sell even trash at the box office.
>early millenials
Last ones I saw were like, Lone Survivor, 47 Ronin, and uh...the earlier one than that was the first JJ Star Trek.
What a fucking shit show. People clapped like other people were performing after Lone Survivor. Which, I 100% get it after Lone Survivor in Montana.
Like, the Sega Genesis was your first console and you grew up watching scooby doo because it was syndicated on cartoon network.
Im not sure I would even watch it if they payed me €15 euros.
even from that still, you can see Helmsworth doing all the work
nes was mine, we were called gen y before the rebranding.
wait that MIB movie came out already? and there's a shaft remake now??
>I thought Vietnam veterans were cool as shit growing up
yeah I did too, mostly because of Rambo I guess
Walter is based on John Milius, a truly exceptional human being.
>flops
>they all make triple overseas thanks to shitholes like China and Korea
REMINDER THAT SHAFT IS RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, PROBLEMATIC, AND UNWOKE.
>he actually saw 47 Ronin at the theater
You're like a unicorn.
I've never watched a MIB film.
Gotcha beat, but props to u still.
You should see the first one, it's pretty good. Skip the dogshit sequels.
THIS.
I just admitted I hadn't watched any MIB films, but 22 Jump Street fighting aliens woulda been clean, rad, and powerful.
holy shit, they've never actually talked to black people before. they're even more insulated than /pol/!
>hemsworth decide to take a break and be with his childrens just before MIB come out
i think he knew this movie was gonna to be shit
Idk, I feel like I avoided it this long (like Forest Gump or Toy Story), that I just prefer the novelty of being able to say "I've never seen it".
Im actually surprised this didnt do better. Most people will pay to see anything unfortunately
There's no novelty in not having seen MIB, it's not like it's fucking Titanic or something
kill yourself reddit nigger
Seems retarded to deny yourself enjoyable experiences just so you can look out of touch but whatever makes you happy
My girlfriend's little brother wanted to watch it so we went. It got about 90% of everything wrong but it's mythology so who cares?
>sexist, racist, homophobic, toxic masculine tone
Have they never seen blaxploitation?
you think the sequel keeps getting delayed because Jimmy's waiting for people to like blockbusters again?
>unwoke cartoon pussyhound
What.
Yeah except on this board there genuinely are people that use it as a form of advertising. Think about it, it's not hard to hire some dipshit for $15 an hour and tell them to post about your latest movie on Yea Forums's tv board, one of the most heavily used places for tv discussion on the internet.
I actually like this pairing, I think it would had worked well. Hemsworth can dial up the drama and Pratt is the perfect everyman in over his head, but with an embarrassment of natural talents.
Somebody hasn't seen boss nigger.
There was literally a time in the 90's where we were about to come together as a country regardless of race of creed. We didn't give a fuck any more. It was a glorious time.
We stood back and started laughing about how stupid we were. Why where we came from was not what we aught to be.
Fresh Prince, Family Matters? That wasn't black people trying to act white and if you think that, you're a dreg of shit. It was black people being cool as shit and also being terrorized by some autistic nigga.
so this is how hipsters think.
>advertisers on a website that doesnt even rank the top 1000
>on threads with less than 10 people
Russian bots are inflating the audience score on this one
Adjust for inflation and it's not even close
Disneed
They don't understand that the contemporary audience is just as active online as they are and think they're being moronic. The internet definitely fucks up hipster culture.
>hey wasn't the original nintendo ironic?
No, and you're being a fucking idiot.
>Canada
>civilized
>moronic
Freudian slip, but you've got to get it. The younger generation doesn't understand that we basically built the foundation they sit on, and we understand it much better than they do.
>hey guys, what about that turbo grafx?
Don't criticize us, learn from us and our mistakes. We actually know how to code, program, and the foundations of the things you like so much. We're older than you and maybe, you might get a thing or two from us.
Zoomer kids have one big problem- they think we need to learn from them. How would I learn from a person who knows nothing?
Does Agent M make an appearance?
>DUDE REBOOTS AND REMAKES LMAO
The fall is coming, only then will we start getting new ideas
Everyone is trying to make "safe" movies because the market is tough, not realizing that "safe" isn't what anyone wants. It's a case of out of touch suits making decisions.
>People would watch a Shaft sequel right? Right? Shaft was a popular movie!
Anyone on this board could tell you no, they fucking wouldn't.
Then identity politics happened, and everything went to shit.
Who orchestrated all this to happen, I wonder?
This. There is the same problem with all types of media now.
God that was a kino comic series.
>if she offered for free.
I would though
disgusting
In the case of Shaft I did not know it existed until this fucking week and that was by accident because adblock accidentally let a video for it through. Nobody I know has heard of it either, it must have one of the most dead marketing campaigns of all time.
Men In Black just looked fucking shitty and boring and both the leads lack any charisma. All the trailer really shows is the two characters bickering, compare with the trailer for the first movie that shows a wide array of fun scifi stuff.
>theyre not. blacks are not into movies
What do black people watch?
Shut up nigger
You just know that this movie would have been saved by a Will Smith or Tommy Lee Jones cameo
Mommy needs to learn that it's time to let go
Movie felt like a cash grab from the minute it was announced. It's nice to see Sony lose money on another reboot. Maybe one day they'll learn.
Shaft had a kino redband which no-one saw and a shitty general NPC trailer which everyone saw.
The movie itself was B-list, would have been 75% on RT if it hadn't made a point of being nonwoke. 95% if they'd made smug BlackLivesMatter references which they didn't.
In short: Shaft is actually a decent movie and you should give it a chance.
Suddenly, DCfags also love quip
Both MCuck & DCuck should be burn
That was pre-merger Fox. Disney only spent about a month of advertising. Everything else was pure profit.
well the smart thing the MCU does is have the movies essentially be long form tv episodes, so people only go the theatre to see the next installment of the universe
>woke
How is this movie even woke?
Honestly expected Shazam to make more. Aside from the extremely childish jokes, the movie was pretty good
kung fu movies, some capeshit, mob movies from the 70s, reality TV and Denzel movies
Those actually look like legit reviews lol.
-t. russian
Black Panther made big bucks in the American domestic BO. I doubt a white person can endure the ooga booga aesthetic and dancing without wearing clothes shit for that long.
That's not her little brother lol
>Sony
>learn
This is the studio that wanted to build a franchise around Sally Field's Aunt May character.
>. I doubt a white person can endure the ooga booga aesthetic and dancing without wearing clothes shit for that long.
What did he mean by this?
This is what JEWZ get for making uninspired trash sequelshit. Man up kikes man up and name something new
I'm sorry, user. He's KIA.
I remember when some flops in 2016 were going to end sequels reboots and capeshit
wol smoth
>Games industry makes endless live service garbage to monopolize players time
>Everyone just goes back to the one they invested the most time into.
>Endless bombs.
I went to watch the Kermode review and they aired this scene.
youtu.be
I nearly fell asleep from watching, and it's not just cause it's 2:30 AM
I completely zoned out and didn't even realize what they were talking about.
What was the last good movie Sony has made? Homecoming was ok but the credit for that goes to Marvel
Kill yourselves sheep. Or at least stop defining your life by cartoons and videogames you played 25 years ago
Good, fuck SONY and mutt girl.
What are you implying?
There was a headline where the lead actress was quoted as saying they should change the title to "Humans In Black" because the term Men In Black is sexist.
Is there any real scifi or crime movies coming out this year that look interesting?
Aaah yes. A film franchise that makes light of, and pay homage to, those shadowy government figures long associated with Area 51 and Alien Abduction stories.
The elusive and intimidating “Humans In Black”
Dune?
IT pt. 2 with Yea Forums‘s favorite Waifu
It isn't fun sci-fi though
Are they going to have the child gangbang like in the book?
Men in Black International isn't really a sequel.
I am not watching the movie because the black actress is so ugly I can't even look at her
Why not use a hot one? Too hard ??
attractive black women aren't pissy enough about stupid shit for diversity officers to pick them up
They always cast the ugliest blacks now. Look at star wars and Ghostbusters.
>That's the funniest thing in the film
Jesus
Why aren’t the stupid goyim paying to watch my dancing niggers?!??
60% of Black women are obese
Not overweight. OBESE
>Minorities act like they're perpetual victims
>I'm a victim
Is it possible that - stay with me here - niggers are just dumb?
Why didn't they just cast Will Smith again?
The movie would have made much more money just by nostalgia alone and as a black male he is politically acceptable as a protagonist.
dumbass
it's literally only Friday. There's no numbers this whole article is photoshopped
Even if i was black id want to watch movies with aesthetic white people all other races pale in comparison. People just need to be honest and admit that a top tier white beats the fuck out of all other races.
the only thing holding hollywood up is disney capeshit.
If they go down THIS WHOLE GOD DAMN KIKE GOES DOWN
>top tier white beats the fuck out of all other races.
Umm sweetie Jonny Bones is still the GOAT
Beauty is oppression
disney has trained a whole generation of people to only go out to watch movies if its capeshit.
Now do you see why Yea Forums hates capeshit? Yea Forums is the only one looking out for the art of cinema.
And they call us the bad guys. We are the only ones who know whats up.
Hollywood catering to the social justice retards, the feminist retards, the capeshit retards. Doing nothing but remakes and reboots.
You know in the past. People had passion for art. Now all they care about is profits.
I for one, blame obama
>replies to a 24 hour old post
Who's the real retard here?
just saw it too but the movie in a weird way proves /pol/ is completely right about everythign they say. Feminism is about mediocrity
The fact is the first 10 to 20 minutes of the movie are good. But then you get to the actual story and the thing that holds it back is the feminist POV of the movie. How you know who is going to be the bad guy at the end and how Chris Hemsworth does himself no favors by only playing stupid characters. All Chris did this movie was let his character be portrayed as a joke who gets carried by Tessa Thompson. Part of the charm of the original movies is the agency itself. The problem with this movie is it's a "fuck the patriarchy" feminist undertone. Every move they make is made through the POV of a feminist. So because of that you can only hope for good moments not a good movie.
The movie does have a few good moments like the fight scene with the girls and the alien and stuff
the only thing I hated was that small little ugly creature who had a crush on the star and followed them along for the whole movie. Forget the name. Oh yeah Tessa Thompson and her crush on Chris Hemsworth. disgusting
how can a mutt like that look at a beautiful white man and think "wow i want to corrupt whatever white babies he would have and make them look like monstrosities like me
Kevin hart and woody harelson
We are halfway through 2019 and only non flops were two Marvel movies.
Avatar with Inflation is like 3.2 billion. Titanic with inflation is 4 billion.
Hollywood is dying.
Still you
>God that was a kino comic series.
First 5 were masterpiece's but six shit the bed!!!FACT!!!
The whole movie is about some ugly mutt dyke who thinks she deserves a job because she wants it without having earned it nor having any qualifications. Literally female/black entitlement!!!FACT!!!
Nba
Star Wars
>it's a Sony is out of touch episode AGAIN
Gayest shit I've ever read
Shut up nigger, the nigger lead is disgustingly nigger
MIB is a dead franchise that was once popular because of Will Smith and Hemsworth doesn't sell tickets unless he is Thor.
Are you not familiar with dvd/blu ray sales? Digital downloads? Physical rentals? Digital rentals? Why do you idiots time and time again forget about that shit? You have rocks for brains.
the most hyped and marketed blockbuster in years. big money was expected.
I’m just glad that Godzilla wasn’t the only one.
Nope
Toy Story 4 is next week and will do gangbusters, so will Spider-Man and Lion King in July.
Basically Disney and Disney connected stuff are the only ones making big bucks.
why dont they cast attractive women in movies anymore?
So is this new MIB coming out in the west? I saw posters for it everywhere in Japan and I was really confused what it was about, I haven't seen anything about it in Canada
>Theaters can't survive on Disney alone
there won't be theaters in 10 years, just mandatory disney+ membership
beamed direct to your optic nerve through vr implants
And immediately erased afterwards from your memory as that would be an unlicensed copy of protected intellectual property.
What I love about this, is that cunt in this is gonna say 'It failed because of all the white men in it' when she doesn't realise it failed because slowly but surely even sois are starting to resent being called racist for no fucking reason by cunt actors who have never been oppressed in their careers.
Lmao seems you still read it faggot
>one of the most heavily used places for tv discussion on the internet
i seriously love you guys. never change
You know, "reviews" like that make me interested into movies/ shows I wouldn't give a fuck about otherwise.
deadline new site design is so shit
This can't even be taken entirely as a joke anymore. How the fuck do we go back?
Chris and beatnegroids Neeson are the one to blame for this box office bomb. Tessa should sue them and take their salaries as compensation for hurting her image as a strong independent actress
> 4th film of a forgotten franchise didn't do so good.
shocker.
>one of the most heavily used places for tv discussion on the internet
Thank fuck I'm not the only one who thinks that. It's terrible design.
shut up robut
>It was bad but Tessa Thompson was good in it!
You talk like a fucking addicted to Yea Forums retard
but this isn't Yea Forums, user. How could he be addicted?
Said no one ever
Your personality traits are going to be what keeps you from happiness
I know...
Alita's done really well in home media though, the bluray went straight to #1 bestseller in several countries. And that's just the pre-orders.
>literally everything not made by disney bombs hard
Cinema is dead
If by good you mean ok than yeah.
That’s not chocolate. This is chocolate
>racist sexist homophobic and boasts toxic masculinity
aka BASED
I might have to see that now.
This
Why would anybody pay to see Tessa Thompson?
holy shit normies hate it
also based Shaft
Every single review says this. It was the first line of the Hollywood Reporter review
this movie would have been fantastic, and I think it would have done some pretty good numbers
im just waiting for spider-man and once upon a time in hollywood at this point
this one looks like shit
Fucking spot-on.
We can always hope.
kino
Sony should have driven a bigger truck of money over to Will Smith's house.
>Suddenly, DCfags also love quip
Quips aren't the same thing as comedy, they are a type of comedy but far from the only one.
NOBODY
LIKES
HER
stream?
Have sex
>being this dellusional
MiB: International should had been Rush Hour with aylamos
>/pol/ didn't watch because it's black
>SJW didn't watch because it's problematic
Shaft never stood a chance.
Well if you didn't count all the tickets that Disney bought up, Captain Marvel would be considered a flop also.
Just wait for the new star wars. If it flops it truly is the end times
yes its almost like USD is worth a lot less now because of inflation
stream
>Lion King
its gonna be a flop mate, people arent even talking about it
Yea. Think everyone could see a mile off this was gonna suck