Keanu Reeves

Why does reddit love him so much?

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because he is NPC MK2

>reddit
who cares

what was the first picture you had in mind for this thread op?

reddit likes being cucked. so they build up another male heart throb for their gf theyre in a open relationship with to fantasize while they stick their tiny 6" dick i their used roastie hole

What Keanu Reeves Did On Stage Was The Price He Had To Pay! Must See! (2018 - 2019)

Animals > humans

Kys self loathing leftoid bug

Just watched this cop kino of his

Very very average flick but still enjoyable save for those cringeass socialization/party scenes

Also the gunfights were kino too

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Ryan Gosling was the Mk 1 NPC actor.
Keanu Reeves is the Mk 2 NPC actor.
channer '''veterans''' will say
>NUH UH NEWFAG! THEY WERE ALWAYS OURGUYS!! XD XD
yeah because the reddit crossposters have been here for years

People gave me shit for liking him like 10 years ago. Now they all like him too

They’re the same damn thing you tremendous faggot. I’ll never understand you lefty faggots that parrot about how much you love animals, yet you’ll turn away from a homeless brother.

>Why does reddit love him so much?
we love him too

Yea Forums loved him until reddit liked him. Yea Forums is contrarianism personified.

I'm very southern white right wing and I'd eat a thousand blue eyed toddlers alive in front of their mothers before I'd let any harm come to a cat. What's this new thing about lefties and animal worship?

>tfw been here long enough to remember the Keanu drown pasta threads
>new zoomers ITT larp that only reddit likes keanu

I only ever browsed the Million Dollar Extreme sub and have never had an account, so I don't know. I love him too though.

why do trannies hate him so much?

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Sure you are.

You know cats literally don't give a shit about you right? They are like pitbulls but less useful

>reddit
go back there zoomer nigger

Sure buddy

Reddit the man

There's a dumb fuck 24 year old whos desperately trying to push this narrative that keanu was never popular prior to right now, and that no one ever found him attractive. Every day for the last 2 weeks.

Objectively wrong

I don't need your belief or approval faggots, I don't want your (you)s
Pic related is for you pibble nig. I bet you're a fucking mestizo too.

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Objectively cope. Several social institutions across the globe have conducted these basic interaction experiments since the 60s. Animals do not care you, only for what you can give them. Sound familiar? We are animals, get a fucking grip Buddha.

@116642733
Fine, I won’t give you a (You). You’re still a tremendous pussy and you reason like a child
> I LEIK HIM CAUSE HE FLUFY AND SMALL!!!!
Brain dead retard. Do us a favor and use one gun from your stash, which you don’t have a license for, and paint your wall with your brain matter. Greater good for us all.

Where did a shitskin Mexican like you read about science experiments? And wheres your proof, faggot? Post findings.

AYO
FUCK CHINKS, FUCK TAIWANESE CHINKS AND FUCK HONG KONG CHINKS
THATS ALL
PEACE

Why not? Filthy Zoomer.

>self loathing

Dumbass, I like myself more than i like animals, but the rest of you I don't give two shits about. If I have to choose between you and a cat, the cat survives.

I love my friend because when he was 2 weeks old, he didn't have the processing power in his brain to understand that his food, water and shelter were all by my good graces and yet he still would curl up by my neck and sleep for two hours and purr. Now he's 4 years and he's still exactly the same way. Your half-assed arguments only work when the animal in question was wild and had to hunt for its food. When domesticated it has no reason, perspective, or even the intelligence to thing that the relationship is quid pro quo. All it knows is that the things it wants are in the other room, and he can occasionally go in their to enjoy them. Explain away that behavior as some sort of weird Machiavellian manipulation tactic to get food in a creature with the mental intensity of a toddler and without the perspective of survival you edgy faggot.

>the alt-right are trying to adopt Cyberpunk 2077

Why do I find this si hilarious

Also preordered. Because CD Projekt is based and polished