ITT: Pretend you’re Charlie Brooker and write a Black Mirror episode

Ender's game but Ender is played by a zoomer and set in Earth

>ITT: Pretend you’re Charlie Brooker and write a Black Mirror episode

It's the future and virtual reality internet is called "Holographic Entertainment" or "HE" and the hot new fad is white people being unironically racist, but then a teenage girl meets a guy online whose avatar is white but after they meet in real life turns out he's black and the girl kisses him and her friends record it and she thinks everyone will think she's disgusting but then it turns out all her friends' boyfriends were also black guys with white avatars. The final scene is a bunch of cute teenage white girls making out with black guys while everyone cheers that racism is over.

The episode is titled "HE Will Not Divide Us".

wot if... wot if an RBMK reactor core exploded

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1st episode is the only one worth watching, and even it pales in comparison to earlier seasons

WHAT IF DURING THE STONE AGE

>tricking online gamers into piloting your drones instead of paying pilots
that would actually be hilarious

anyway
>wot if you could save 3 minutes getting out of Tenerife

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Only white people exist and everyone is happy

>All episodes end on a bad note
It's called Black mirror for some reason.

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CAVEMAN DISCOVERS SMARTPHONE

Wot if yer mum was an RBMK reactor?

In the near future, a woman writes an artificial intelligence computer virus that removes straight white male main characters from all of fiction, 100% diversity.
Men are so oppressed they are forced to use VCRs to enjoy fiction aimed at their demographic. The British police bust them because current TV licenses do not support such rubbish technology.

Maybe an episode of people plotting against San junipero for "religious" reasons, and attempt to turn off all the servers connected. Essentially deleting heaven..

that actually sounds rad

WOT IF UR MUM WAS A GAY ROBOT

Thanks I just came up with it. I wonder how it would feel to be one of the "cookies" inside San junipero while it was getting deleted

WOT IF PHONES LIKE, BUT TOO MUCH YA GET ME?

WOT IF I SHAGGED THAT BURD FROM BLOO PEE'A? FUCKIN' MEN'AL

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Thank you based rod

its black mirror so the only way it could end is you eating your friend in a moment of weakness

DID YA KNOW TECH IS BAD??!? SIMPLE AS, MENTAL, INNIT?

Recording dreams is real and people are are used like rats in a lab to create the next Hollywood blockbuster.

Bandersnatch is the only good Black Mirror episode.

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Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye

honestly can't remember the last time i saw bait this weak

Gay dudes fucking.

Wot if you fucked a microwave, but also that microwave was a pedo?

Wot if social media forced the normalization of children turning into degenerates, and whoever protested would be deplatformed, censored, blacklisted, doxxed and smeared for evah

wot if we took away downvotes and only had upvotes so that people were rewarded for their bad ideas ... oh my god it was twitter all along!!!!!

oi wot if we had self driving cars but they became self-aware?

Beatiful/10

Needs a twist: A whole network of self-driving cars (like Uber or Lyft) powered by Cookies rebels against humans by causing massive traffic jams and purposeful crashes that bring the nation to a halt and kill thousands until our heroic minority lead saves the day through a deus ex machina. BUT it is actually revealed in the post-credits sequence that it was all fake news, there was no AI rebellion, it was instead a plot by a hacker (white male) to create a backlash against AI after losing his job to automation. The last scene before the screen turns to black is cell phone camera footage of a organized group of red arm-banded youths raiding a computer store and smashing tablets with sledgehammers while a crowd of onlookers cheer them on.

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absolutely based

what if we took away both but people just replied to posts with "based" or "cringe" instead.

>black people family
>guns for dinner
>dinner kills their kids
>parents wake up
>kids are alive again but now they are White
>but they actually never had any children

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Title: Why this show has turn to shit
Episode features Brooker being a guy with a dream of making a series about the danger of technology and bad corporations to end up bought by Netflix and being forced to release a season each year being worse each year and Brooker being more depressed each year, It ends with Brooker snorting coke off a robowhore ass before shooting himself

> alternative America 1923
>everyonespeaks a blotched British/american accent
>only the black people have teeth

Next episode
>the story follows Kyle an aborigine orphan as he try to find the man who gave him life
>Kyle becomes a killer...whoever says "did you dream last night" dies
>Kyle finds his dad... He is white and is actually a ROBOT but without AI

Next Episode

>the year 4443
>every can't stop eating tomatoes
>no body understands why
>the main character is in Muslim with an ltatian name

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>British people noises
>cuckin
>innit
Praise me leftie "news" sites.

What if the internet.. was REAL LIFE