>"user, come over here if you would."
>"Listen, we have a new policy that requires us to search all moviegoer's bags before entry."
>"At this time I would like to remind you that bringing outside food and drink is strictly prohibited, punishable by a lifetime ban to all of our Kinoplex cinemas."
>"Now if you would kindly open your bag, please."
"user, come over here if you would."
Josiah Long
Luis Roberts
I swear I purchased this rotisserie chicken at the snack bar sir
Daniel Bell
Robert, ol' buddy, it's me, ha ha ha, what do you think I have in my bag? I guarantee you it's empty, just like my bed at night. Now if you could just let me go though, I want to be in and out before the no singles during evening hours policy goes into effect later.
Connor Collins
Robert trust me I didn’t have time to put away my groceries so I have it here with me. You understand right?
Easton Lopez
Hey Robert, no contraband today just my handy m4a1. Am I good to go?
David Cooper
my I speak with your massa please?
Grayson Perez
I just want to eat the ass of the twink on the left
Oliver Cox
Fuck off Robert is certified Aryan
Bentley Long
I'm sorry sir, We already designated our shooter for tonight... now *please* open your bag.
Angel Sanchez
>The Warwick poster is a faggot
Makes sense
Samuel Adams
midge
Isaiah Barnes
Robert listen those are not mine I swear
Brandon Walker
Robert... I tipped you. . .
Jack Reyes
Why does it make sense?
Owen Cooper
Robert we went to uni together
Mason Wright
Okay Okay user how about this, you give me dubs and I’ll let you off just this once.
Andrew Wilson
With pleasure, old friend. I know the rules.
Angel Carter
because you are obnoxious like faggots.
Dylan Perez
Thanks Robert you're a top lad
Caleb Reyes
Check em
Aaron Thompson
Good shit, Robert.
Jack Turner
All I have in here is falcon chow, Robert! You can’t take that away from me! They’re my only friends! Sometimes I jerk off thinking about them!
Chase Baker
then you surely accept to do the secret handshake?
Sebastian Gutierrez
Gracias, señor Bob
Dylan Ortiz
Here alone? ...again?
I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?
I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie...
Angel Diaz
Based
Ryder Myers
Robert, my dude. I will give you THE TRIPS
Levi Smith
I-i sprained my arm in a falcon related accident
Jason Bell
Robert, will trips do?
Nolan Lewis
You're a good guy, Robert
Blake Davis
Not only do you insult me Robert, but you reveal you have the dubs all along. I am tired of your gaze and I am tired of your questions. I will insulg you Robert. I will insult you with a single word that only your kind will be insulted by.
JANNY
Samuel Lewis
Just pulling your leg Dave. Here have these large popcorn. Have a fun shooting!
Brayden Clark
aren't you black?
Liam Lee
robert you know me
Oliver Wright
i don't even wanna get in
Lincoln Robinson
>Hey user, I know you would never break the rules.
>It's just that my boss is making me do this bullshit
>Why don't you just open the bag so I can appease my boss and you can be on your way, user?
Jose Fisher
Time for a more gender nuetral kinoplex
Aiden Morales
Hey user could you give me a hand at the counter? I haven't seen your wife in a long time and I think it's time to spend some quality time with her. You can use the Wii-u when we arrive at your home if you are nice.
Brayden Walker
Thanks Robert for ants, I'll be going now
Noah Rodriguez
>sorry user, I'm gonna have to check your bag anyway, we have to make sure theres no outside food being brought in he-
>is everything okay Robert?
>*sniff* hey user, do you smell that... *sniff*
>what Robert? Womens feet? Braaaaps h-haha
>it smells like... seafood, wait, yeah, crab specifically, do you smell crab too?
Camden Green
Welcome home.
Jace Lewis
*wipes forehead of sweat
O-ok