The weirder the better
ITT: Miscellaneous Movie Merchandise
Ian Wilson
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William Rogers
i thought this was a steering wheel lock to keep people from stealing your car
Isaac Baker
A BAT RECORDER!?!
Benjamin Scott
>weird
>implying
I was blasting this based recorder all through BVS. Got a ton of fist bumps from the fellow Snyderbros!
Jackson James
Benjamin Allen
wtf is that
Joshua Clark
I always wanted to try these but I never could find them. : (
Cameron Smith
Jace Reyes
Damn, I was about to post that.
Grayson Mitchell
Zachary Miller
that figure from The Thing looks like Han Solo
Owen Watson
David White
Hudson Roberts
I wonder what Batman & Robin limited edition poptarts sell these days fro
Sebastian Williams
Was there some sort of printing error?
David Perry
Cooper Thomas
that's a lot of fish
Leo Bennett
Thanks for the kek
Joseph Anderson
Jackson Baker
>WHAT
my sides
William Price
Leo Watson
Julian Butler
Benjamin Diaz
What is it's purpose?
Bentley Rodriguez
Wyatt Sullivan
Justin Ramirez
Lucas Kelly
A cock ring
Lincoln Lee
Oh shit really?
Jonathan Barnes
Zachary Campbell
We're in the end times of civilization, right?
Cooper Parker
SPEAKING OF
Isaac Wilson
unless theres a nuclear war, no
Jonathan Clark
Blue dick condom is the funniest shit ever. That is the best movie tie-in merchandise.
Chase Flores
i had some of those batman figures as a kid they were awesome
Joseph Long
Owen Scott
That's not technically movie merchandise because they're not affiliated with the movie.
Eli Brooks
Darth "Dennis" Maul
Anthony Hernandez
show me a batman toy that isnt toykino. i DARE you
Kayden Clark
Imagine the activity books based on Villeneuve's Dune.
Henry Ramirez
My mom never let me get pop tarts, she always told me they were "caca"
Carson Myers
Chase Russell
I have a huge tupperware box full of these spin off batmans. They were loads of fun to play with
Gabriel Stewart
The fuck does "caca" mean?
Ethan Miller
shit
Christian Sanders
Spic for shit. Something bad or negative
Jose Morgan
what child would want this shit
Samuel Wilson
Is "caca" "shit" in another language or did your mom make that word up?
Wyatt Thomas
She was right. Delicious shit. Are you Jewish?
Blake Ramirez
It means shit, parents are from Eastern europe
Noah Nguyen
I guess they were banking on the PG-13 rating not yet existing when Universal licensed these.
Jackson Mitchell
This is a thread for weird merch not absolutely based ones.
Anthony Cruz
No, I was born in the US, but parents were born in eastern europe
Alexander Martinez
Wow, that was the quickest I ever saw a post get deleted.
Matthew Myers
>mass replying
Cringe
Nolan Phillips
Do you remember any jungles in Batman Returns?
Christopher Bennett
>WHAT
My sides have left the planet.
Ryder Jenkins
Andrew Edwards
But year, the Batman variants were pretty cool despite being completely disconnected from the movie.
Benjamin Turner
How much money do studios make off this sort of merchandising? Has Yea Forums memed me and it's actually really hard for blockbusters to lose money for studios?
Dominic Harris
Ayden Richardson
Joshua James
Who thought it was a good idea just to slap star wars characters on produce and call it a day?
Benjamin Edwards
Do Americans really keep grapes on their tables?
Anthony Bell
Batman fought in Vietnam?
Jaxon Harris
>Chewie grapes
>Darth Vader honeycrisp apples
>Rey/Kylo salads
What were they thinking?
Elijah Cox
it's Spanish my dude
Lucas Davis
That's not even a laser it's clearly some kind of fucking missile
Jeremiah Johnson
Has anyone tried to actually make these?
What do they taste like?
Michael Young
Daniel Russell
Oliver Gutierrez
youtube.com
Robert Englund raps on this, lol
Anthony Baker
I wonder if David Lynch aproved these...
Chase Edwards
Movie banana stickers in general
Tyler Howard
the fuck is this shit
Benjamin James
>predator batman
breddy gul
Logan Reed
Gotta get that vegan market.
Ayden Cooper
>the fuck is this shit
Easter grass.
Jordan Rogers
Is this for the remake one, isn't it?
Kevin Wood
Not a movie but pic related
James Edwards
I remember Amtrak had a weird promotion with Space Chimps, where the wordplay was that Amtrak’s seats now have more “space.” It went on for a couple years despite nobody ever hearing of the film.
Easton Gomez
very Lynchian
Ayden Green
>I'll do the fingering
Benjamin Adams
What? I don't wanna french kiss Jar-Jar.
Jack Murphy
Yep
Christopher Fisher
Luke Clark
Made from the finest Chinesium.
Isaac Long
>limited edition fucking bananas
They've gone too far this time.
Benjamin Cruz
>It's a merchandise for the new movies using the old characters episode again
Lucas Perry
yeah, I will say it again: what the fuck is that shit?
Ryder Johnson
>not using the 3D desing but some ugly art instead
fucking lmao the fuck are they doing, just print a photogram over there and call it a day
Jonathan Wood
>The banana sticker lions are more expressive than the actual lions
Parker Carter
easter grass bro
Justin Hill
Somehow, i want this.
Landon Campbell
You line your Easter basket with it, nimrod. Is Google not available in your country?
Zachary King
>Old guy has a real name. James
>New people has nig nog names
I blame the CIA for giving black youth drugs and guns after MLK
Dominic Johnson
>he thinks you're meant to put it in your mouth
Camden Bennett
It's shit you stuff in Easter baskets
Logan Kelly
Indeed
James Hall
see
Justin Cruz
gotta recoup that money from the investment.
Angel Wilson
Has any franchise ever sold out as hard as Star Wars?
Benjamin Bennett
No, George Lucas invented that at mass scale, that's why he got rich with the first SW movie after all
Jace Cooper
Ian Morgan
Actual childrens book based on Man of Steel
Evangellion
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Wyatt Brown
I renember one of these for ROTS, anybody care posting it?
Luis Davis
Aaron Lee
member chewbacca?
Samuel Sanchez
Yeah, Pokemon
Leo James
I don't need to look at my keyboard while typing so I could use this without problems
Wyatt Young
>tfw still use my mugs
Brandon Bailey
Henry Price
fuck you this is awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3kV3Icm28
Julian Robinson
Is their mouth a vagina?
Leo Rogers
They had Captain Marvel stickers on bananas a few months ago.
Justin Ward
based
Austin Cox
that's
pretty neat
Jack Young
oh wow what a perfect product for that film
Easton Fisher
Seriously, at least Star Wars has enough restraint to avoid stuff like.... THIS.
Robert Butler
lol, even the cat
Liam Sullivan
If it's a mouth it's not a vagina. Those are different things.
Christopher Edwards
that's nothing different from slave leia.
Eli Edwards
Damn, I remember this shit.
Sebastian Stewart
That Wonder Woman coloring book from 1975 that featured some bondage shit
Mason Hughes
Chad stance from Mr Freeze.
Luke Rivera
>48 to 60 cookies
wtf
Caleb White
Joshua Taylor
I actually have this one in my cupboard
Josiah Reed
I feel like kids stuff has got less cool
Oliver Hall
9"x13" is 117 square inches, at 48-60 cookies that's somewhere around 2, 2.5 square inches per cookie, which for a small kid is perfectly reasonable serving size
Ryder Williams
Because everything they want is on their tablets/phones
Adam Hernandez
I kept one of these
Adam Howard
>Barbasol
Actually based
youtube.com
Ryan Williams
Aren't all bananas technically limited edition?
David Anderson
you have my attention...
Alexander Rivera
Gotta sleep fast!
Aaron Richardson
DKEMBUWA AFROSHI JOHNSON
Kevin King
when you think about it, everything is in limited edition
Hunter Garcia
>Novelization of an adaption of a novel
Isaac Robinson
I have some limited edition incredibles 2 bananas in the freezer that i plan on selling in about 20 years.
Colton Ortiz
a recorder you fucking mongoloid.
Ayden Russell
but but they wuz kangs!
Jeremiah James
This always sticks out to me
Jason Collins
you know the banana we know and love is going extinct because of a fungus, we're going to have to switch to another kind of banana, your bananas might actually be very rare collectibles one day
Isaac Hill
KISS?
Brody Diaz
these were fucking kino I had this one
Eli Bell
Slamt 4 stic
Bentley Cruz
it's not meant to do this, the person was just fucking around with a han solo toy
Robert Scott
Did it actually taste good?
Grayson Thompson
i had the raptor eye watch and forgot i was wearing it when i jumped in the pool at summer camp and it fucking broke. i was so sad.
Liam Cook
Alexander Thomas
the hobbit menu was better
Kayden White
Sure it is, its just unlicensed.
Noah Taylor
I had a Thing Burger. It was ok, I was hung over and getting something fixed or inspected on my car and the dennys/perkins was only thing in walking distance. Solid 7 burger.
Julian Barnes
most likely chinese knockoffs. change the name to avoid copyright
Noah Hill
Adam Perry
Phantom Menace had a holographic pinball machine. It wasn't widely loved, but it has its fans.
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Elijah Brooks
> tfw eating at pizza hut, taco bell, and kfc for two weeks straight to complete your star wars cup set
Brayden Ortiz
you fucking IDIOT
FUCK YOU
Kayden Thompson
Landon Miller
Grappling hooks and quicksand. My childhood prepared me for a wold full of them and released me into a reality almost devoid of both.
Camden Mitchell
Landon Campbell
>movie for black people
>marketed on bananas
huh
Gabriel Ortiz
That explains why the laser dish gun has to be braced and anchored to Batman's back.
Connor Morales
I still have this. I use it for when I need a glass of water in the middle of the night
Kevin Howard
> character is based on the stereotypical jew
> gets turned into a plastic cup topper to squeeze even more pennies out of peoples pockets
Jacob Hughes
Matthew Adams
NIGGER I DON'T NEED TO BE MADE TO FEEL WORSE I THINK I CRIED AND BLAMED IT ON CHLORINE OK
Luis Kelly
Henry Peterson
Ethan Thomas
My guy. Still have all of them.
Jordan Cook
Someones never watched Teeth or Predator.
Jayden Lee
Joseph Foster
Ayden Flores
>Star Wars condiments
I DONT EVEN
Cameron Wilson
All the original Wonder Woman comics involved a ton of bondage. Her main offensive weapon is a fucking rope that can make you admit that you love being tied up by a scrawny Jewish fashion model unwilling to put in the work for the role she did nothing to earn.
Liam Green
The other Christmas I was able to make it back home in America and be with my family for Christmas for the first time in 5 years.
My mother gave me a pack of Batman bandaids for my Christmas present because I liked Batman as a kid.
I was 32 years old at the time.
Stay jealous Marvel cucks.
Blake Scott
That's what you get when you hybridize or selectively breed out a crops ability to reproduce normally.
Lincoln Bailey
Daniel Phillips
Kek Dennis Maul.
Angel Cooper
This is physically painful.
Logan Thomas
i saw a watch
Oliver Richardson
>invisible woman slam
Easton Bailey
Transformers transforming DVD box
Luke Clark
Your mom sounds nice. I hope you call her often.
Parker Rivera
This was so far away from being a children's movie... Man, things were so much better before the year 2000.
Jason Nelson
Noah Smith
This is pretty neat, but making it bumblebee and not some random made up bot kills it.
Jace Mitchell
Thanks. Called her early today.
Jordan Russell
i've got the novelization of the x-filed episode "soft light" were a guys shadow becomes dark matter and kills people. it's not very well written
Austin Russell
Imagine thinking this was a good idea
William Reed
pretty sure the guy is tony shaloub
Gavin Evans
correct
Elijah Rivera
Just the fact that they were able to make a restaurant out of a scene in Forrest Gump.
Brody Thompson
I can't decide
Jaxon Moore
Julian Walker
You didnt read the review, did you?
Jonathan Thomas
the day Pez went too far
Adrian Young
I had Bubba Gump's at King's Island. Meh.
Jacob Morgan
>Will Smith had a Freddy rap
Christian Walker
Behold, the most gloriously pointless fast food movie tie-in in history!
Hudson Robinson
David Perez
Chase Mitchell
>some Disney World executives only exposure to Eva was Rei catgirl merchandise which led to this
Benjamin Harris
I wish I got to eat this
John Hall
WHAT
Brayden Butler
Ah, remember when everyone hated Twilight and it's stupid fanbase of girls and moms?
Connor Gray
I want to see Rey in a catgirl outfit now.
Andrew Fisher
This was actually in Disney World?
Where? When?
Robert Jenkins
Is that the Japanese pavillion at Epcot?
Carson Perez
Best part of that movie thb.
Joshua Sanders
Joseph Davis
Nicholas Cox
those look pretty nice. will add to wishlist depending on manufacturer
Camden Wood
kneel /ck/ plebs, your limited time fast food god has arrived:
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Luke Sanders
What was this for?
Cooper Perry
I had this as a kid but had no idea it was supposed to be beetlejuice
Easton Lee
Julian Roberts
so it's just a normal burger only they doubled all the ingridients. not very exciting innit
Lincoln Williams
Pepper jack, bacon and cajun mayo not on the normal whopper. It made a lot of difference.
Henry Taylor
Dominic Perry
Feed of chucky
Jonathan Ward
Adam Gray
For giving people heart attacks.
Dominic Hernandez
the hobbit series makes me depressed
watched the trilogy with my ex before we broke up. she liked it more than lotr. just how?
Levi Bell
most of the dark knight toys were ugly as fuck
Ethan Powell
Just looked it up, it was for Meet Dave.
Landon Reed
Looking back it was simpler times. That baseball scene is absolutely kino, not gonna lie
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Jackson Wilson
Holy shit, this is on the same level as the basketball scene form Catwoman
Jaxon Long
Had one of these but for a snow setting. Pretty sure it's still in some huge Tupperware bin with a shit load of other batman figures somewhere at my parents house.
Evan Johnson
Austin Edwards
Aaron Wood
Julian Perry
The Star Wars transformers were kinda cool
Aaron Cooper
I have one of those somewhere
Jeremiah Reed
What did they mean by this?
Dylan Edwards
Logan Martin
>palliative children's toy
plz no
Michael James
I think I have you beat son
Ian Jackson
>The Emperor Daft Serious
Sounds like an indie rapper.
Oliver Robinson
i fucking hate everything about this but the hyena design is fucking great
Xavier Ramirez
That movie was shit, but the Robin/Nightwing costume was on point.
Owen Powell
Isaiah Flores
90s Toys Power Rankings
Ascended Tier
>LEGO
>Batman
>TMNT
Trash Tier
>literally everything else
Tyler Morgan
Carter Morgan
i had this and broke/ jammed the rocket launcher
the riot helmet was badass
Colton Young
>no plastic armymen
Colton Stewart
>tfw brothers and I all got the Riddler ones and I was super upset we didn't get Batman.
Jackson Kelly
Juan Turner
I still have my Shrek The Third McDonald's glass
Wyatt Watson
That R2 cup is actually rad as hell.
William Brooks
>Dennis The (Phantom) Menace
Austin Reed
Is Denny's the goto marketing partner when you know your film sucks?
Bentley Perry
BACK IN BUSSSINESS
BACK IN BUSSINESSSSSSS
Christopher Peterson
I still have this
Andrew Perez
RIP weeb Robin Williams
Dominic Allen
Jordan Diaz
>marshmelon
What did Spock mean by this?
Juan Morgan
Cooper Bailey
>conehead
>Toby-one
>daft serious
>what
>dennis
Christian Campbell
Still have this one, too
Tyler Cox
Aiden Sanchez
Brandon Sanders
>it still hurts
Ian Richardson
thats not so weird for a kids easter basket
they make all sort of confetti at party city around that time
but a unloved easter basketless nigger would never know this
Ethan Robinson
HAD THIS TOO
Connor Brown
used to eat out of the hercules plate all the time.
Aiden Perry
oh fuck I remember collectible plates
why are they not a thing anymore?
Caleb Sanchez
I've actually still got one of those. Never got it as some collectible, just use it as a mug.
Jonathan Roberts
I still own both the Hercules and Zeus plates.
Wyatt Bailey
Dude fuck yeah
Aaron Moore
Chase Walker
Oh fuck I had that toy. Jesus I am old.
Matthew Morgan
Flintstones Mcdonalds cups, used to use the tall one all the time at my grandmas.
Austin Cox
Nolan Sullivan
One of my oldest memories is being in the back of my parent's station wagon in a drive-in for Dick Tracy playing with my action figures, and it's memorable because that's where I lost the helmet to my Robocop toy. The action figure with the backpack with the to pop caps for bangs and gunpowder smell. I would've been super fucking young then too, it's weird.
Jack Roberts
Collected all of these.
My parents threw them away :'(
Austin Brown
Aaron Lee
Obscure comic book adaptations and spinoffs are a whole other can of worms.
Ethan Brown
Grayson Sanchez
Speaker D vs Daft Serious
who wins?
Carter Myers
>Some number cruncher calculated that the cost of printing millions of stickers is less than whatever extra sales is generated by these stickers
>people are actually more inclined to BUY bananas that has stickers on
What stage capitalism is this
Nolan Anderson
That ingredient list is physically painful to read.
The funniest thing about this thread is you can pinpoint the moment marketing execs realized people are complete morons, and you don’t even have try like this , absurd as it may be. Retards buy anything nowadays.
Carter Martinez
>mfw I got to try these
Eli Mitchell
Grayson Wright
I can't get over this fucking thing imagine driving behind this fucking thing as it stares at you
Camden Bennett
Aaron Perry
>try to get my daughter the Edward card
>there’s a mixup and she gets the Bella one instead
>now she’s a lesbian
Thanks
Grayson Anderson
at least with the can you can read fun facts about the characters
Jaxson Perez
>someone has died to the cantina song
Ethan Ross
I tried all of these. The breakfast ones were awesome. That honey cake french toast was the bomb.
Angel Sanchez
>on point
>protruding nipples
Christopher White
>>no plastic armymen
What are you? A literal baby boomer?
Caleb White
Hunter Phillips
>table grapes
you really couldnt just call leave it at "grapes"?
Adrian Sanchez
I’ve got an enterprise ornament, it’s pretty great.
Evan Jackson
I had all of these as a child.
Most of you are too young to remember this but Burger King used to sell these glasses for several different films throughout the 80's.
Luke Wright
Yeah, that’s my point. Now it’s not even that, it’s some silly funk pop monstrosity.
Nolan Walker
I thought they were ballgags at first
Ryan Campbell
Looks cool though
Jace Gray
Oddly enough I've still got the little worm Beetlejuice on the left but I don't know where the actual figure went. This fucking thread is making me want to dig out my tubs of old toys and roll around on them.
Brody Mitchell
As a kid I had the sense to just get the dinosaur toys, but that Nedry always looked interesting
Landon Torres
Those have led in them
Ian Baker
The cereal that looks like a bunch of penises.
Logan Carter
Fun fact:this toy was based off Marlon Wayans whow as originally cast as Robin. That's why he has that 90's black guy high top fade.
Jayden Moore
EAfront was a waste, but at least it came with Bounty Hunter
Nathaniel Murphy
Fatass weighs 480 pounds
Jordan Cook
The jewish stage
Jaxson Gomez
I saw something else
Alexander Gonzalez
DAAAAAAAAAAMN son that batman is based as fuck look at his suit. i would have flipped my shit as a 6 year old if i saw this in wal mart.
Jayden Rogers
for all your moustache needs
Cooper Johnson
God I remember just wanting a plain black Batman but all I could ever find is various rainbow variants
Isaac Ward
>limited edition bananas
based jews. what will they think of next?
Daniel Gonzalez
And now, for my grand finale.....
The shirtless James Bond popsicle.
Well, this was a comfy thread.
I should make another one of this tomorrow.
Carson Price
Didn’t they have to pay millions to cgi remove a mustache?
Josiah Butler
i had those as a kid. God I was predestined to be an autist
Anthony Brooks
fukken saved
Leo Wright
Easton Cruz
Landon Anderson
oh fuck, i know we're not playing the nostalgia game but you got me. i had that hercules plate as well
Levi Ross
>tfw ywn drink an ice cold pepsi from your based sebulba pepsi can
Luis Myers
And looked worse than some deepfakes
Brayden Reed
I ccan't fucking deal with this shit just imagining the possible scenario where some poor fuckers are forced to stare at that on a highway is sending my sides into orbit
Anthony Baker
They tasted exactly like regular cherry Poptarts, ya dingus.
Kayden Ramirez
>bump limit reached
Ah, was a good thread
Isaac Scott
This is pretty great. I'd actually own this.
Liam Murphy
based
Gabriel Cook
A lot of these seem less like merchandise and more like advertising
Carson Russell
If someone could buy this just for the plane scene
Carson Martinez
basically the same thing with tie-ins