*Ahem* edition
Old salt and bread
/got/ general
Justin Richardson
Hudson Brown
First for Tyler Durden
Parker Sullivan
For me, it's Dany
Nathaniel Thompson
What's next for her career?
Sebastian Watson
Funny you mention that, for me too.
Marry me probably
Kevin Edwards
There's a beast in every man and it stirs when you put a sword in his hand.
Nolan Parker
Dany and Muh Sundae not getting a sex scene together is the biggest crime D&D will ever commit.
Luke Green
So is Tyrion serving The Drowned God without even realizing it? Giving that he survived getting infected by Greyscale on the Shy Maid after falling in the water when they surrounded the boats and Joncon contracted Greyscale from saving him. Is it just plot armour or was Tyrion drowned without realizing it and becoming a servant of The Drowned God stops you from contracting Greyscale? Remember Tyrion drowned TWICE, once at Blackwater and the second time on the Shy Maid.
Matthew Lopez
Jon is a complete fag and his opposition to incest spits in the face of lore.
Oliver James
nth for King Material
Brody Nguyen
Mason Johnson
REMINDER THAT BOOK JON WOULD NEVER KILL DANY GIVEN THE SHOW CIRCUMSTANCES
Juan Clark
These generals never include enough Maisie.
Andrew Ross
Thanks to you this one now has too much
Joshua Martin
DIOS MIO................
Brayden Campbell
Stop making these threads. Stop posting in them. Move on with your lives you pathetic autists. Have sex.
David Hernandez
Jon from season 7 would never kill Dany. The show made him an extra in season 8 because the plot wouldn't exist if he had an actual opinion.
Hunter Phillips
Is Tommen really dead or did he just fake his death?
Anthony Allen
Most relatable got scene?
Kayden Gonzalez
he was raised by Ned Stark in the North where incest is looked down upon. Why would he forsake his fathers teachings and general cultural norm that he has been raised with
Hunter Smith
based
Cooper Brooks
>too much
never
Isaiah Morales
Why did everyone ignore her? Where was Missandei in this scene?
Justin Robinson
nth for the most based Targ.
Christian Ward
COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS THREAD
Owen Cooper
I will kill that man
Lincoln James
>Where was Missandei in this scene?
getting licked by greyworm
Nathan Garcia
Whats the bet that Ramsay was the Horn Blowing guy?
Julian Richardson
I still miss frogfu.
Angel Harris
Xavier Watson
>he was raised by Ned Stark in the North where incest is looked down upon. Why would he forsake his fathers teachings and general cultural norm that he has been raised with
Ned mother and father were cousins. Aunt/Nephew isn't even considered incest.
Jon's hero is a fucking Targaryen.
Daniel Stewart
The faith says only brother/sister and parent/child is incest
Logan Kelly
STOP THIS NONSENSE. NOW.
Hudson Rodriguez
Nuncle,
Justin Lopez
Gee I wonder
Tyler Watson
Jonathan Cox
F this thread. It had a good run.
Waifufags have killed another.
Grayson Kelly
Josiah Long
Why didn't la goblina tell Dany that she was going to the city to kill the very same person that Dany was at war with?
Luke Lewis
STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
Wyatt Wood
>he was raised by Ned Stark in the North where incest is looked down upon.
This is what is so frustrating. I got the same retarded response from r/asoiaf.
Every argument boils down to this:
Me: Starks practiced incest all the time
Them: Starks are too honorable to practice incest.
Me: The fucking lore contradicts your claim.
Them: But your evidence is invalid and I will cherry pick evidence to the contrary.
Me: Here are instances of Starks practicing incest.
Them: I reject your evidence and still posit that Starks don't practice incest.
These retards are truly infuriating. Nobody cares about avunculate incest. Starks practiced avunculate incest. It really is that simple.
Brandon Allen
Do you think Goblin Slayer was the son of the NK, and that that is part of the reason he is so autistic about goblins?
Christian Brown
i don't have anything in my life besides GoT
anyone with this feel
Blake Young
>Come cuddle with me user :3
Christopher Myers
davos is drowned as well, like patchface
Liam Carter
>Mad King Orders Tywins Execution
>Jaime then stabs him to protect his father and his life too
>its clearly shown Jaime pulls the "I saved the people" to big himself up, and its most likely the reason Bobby B let him walk free
>DOOD WHY DID JAIME SAY HE NEVER CARED ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF KL IN SEASON 8!?!??
HMMMMMMM
Logan Peterson
BACK OFF, STRANGE BEAST
Hudson Reyes
>you never will have a threesome with these two pretty girls
Oliver Edwards
LADY SANSA AND LADY ARYA, STOP THIS DEGENERATE BEHAVIOUR AT ONCE
John Nguyen
Meera A CUTE
Kevin Garcia
Anthony Fisher
Evan Garcia
thank god
Andrew Howard
Do you think this dude knows he's become a meme?
Jaxson Stewart
Arya was unironically my favorite character, and Maisie definitely elevated her, but after S6 finale + S7/8 her character really just went down the toilet.
Christopher Wilson
Autistic guy in anime
>handsome
>quiet
>every girl wants his dick
>has a harem
Jack Carter
Which other characters drowned and survived besides Aeron? Tyrion, Davos. Does Sam being pulled from the well count in the gate? He did mention nearly drowning.
Julian Morales
Where the things did go so right?
Justin Parker
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
Luke Sullivan
>attractive because of youth and innocence on left
>hideous because they're trying so fucking hard on right
Josiah Jenkins
Alexander Cox
Tyler Roberts
Chase Rivera
In the long run, pledging to protect the stark kids ended up badly
Adrian Carter
We would have missed the epic destruction of KL.
Luis Howard
These generals are swarming with ecg retards and are going it nuked like all of their threads. Please post more Maisie
Juan Myers
Underway.
Jeremiah Bennett
Kevin Cruz
>post more maisie
No, post more Gwen but in costume, or in cast photos or at GoT events
Anthony Diaz
Benjamin Ward
TOOOOOOT
Jose Nelson
Alexander Howard
that dress is hunger games level of crazy
Jose Rodriguez
>pot leaves
Cringe
Jace Bell
>she selflessly saved his life multiple times
>he betrayed and killed her
Ian Campbell
Jordan Torres
Charles Collins
SHE WAS GOOD SHE WAS KIND AND YOU KILLED HER
Ryder Kelly
For all the weeks Jon was a prisoner of the Unsullied, what did Arya do exactly and why didn't she try to break Jon out?
Jeremiah Evans
>what did Arya do
Literally nothing
>why didn't she try to break Jon out?
Starks never gave a shit about Jon apparently
Joseph Morales
Ned, I've been expecting you
Henry Ortiz
Ashara is not for lewd, unless it's fanfic
Joseph Morgan
this is reminding me of that roman chronicle where the dude sailed around the arabian peninsula but got trapped on an island near the persian gulf, forced to be the boytoy of that sandnigress
Lucas Campbell
NO WAY FAG
Julian Perry
If north of the Wall used to be nothing but green and the Walkers are the reason for all the cold up there, in the North, and the long winters, how did the First Men ever survive?
Imagine you move into a place wuth nice weather, you gotta kill these weird small creatures and these hairy giants but whatever. It gets cold so you preserve some food, harvest, etc. But because this is magically enhanced you didn't realize it'd last years, provisions run out, you starve or fuck off South. Naturally if you survived, why would you stick around or come back for more long winters?
Alexander Perez
How do i fuck Ashara as Ned in the ck2 mod
John Fisher
Why? Cat's a MILF and has a tight body even after 5 kids, that's like winning the lottery if you ignore the Tully genes
Carson Morgan
based and fishpilled
Lucas Robinson
For me... it's the Boltons.
Oliver Rogers
based. Bolton’s in the books are stone cold badasses, too bad the show makes them shit tier le edgy villains
Kayden Bell
>not the prophesied hero who was foretold
>isn't especially good at anything
>mistrusted by virtually everyone
>fucked over by circumstance and his own poor decision-making
>reverse plot armor
>punching-bag of the north
Theon really was the most relatable character
James Lopez
No ecgchads = dead /got/
Get it in your heads
Wyatt Brown
>isn't especially good at anything
What? Theon slayed puss like crazy, was handsome and great with a bow
Kevin Howard
It's time for /got/ to end.
Ethan Mitchell
Roose it particular in the books has done literally nothing wrong.
Carter Davis
>/got/
Hudson Robinson
>hey Ramsay maybe you shouldn't rape "Arya" so roughly and tone it down with the bestiality, hunting people and torture
>you know what, nah, it's okay, I'm sure everything will work out just fine
Jeremiah Campbell
>not fucking her while self inserting as well
Asher Cooper
Still didn't do anything wrong. He's not a kinslayer so there is nothing he can really do about his bastard son.
Brandon Flores
He's pretty average in most respects compared with other characters in the series.
Adam Thompson
INCOMING MESSAGE FROM JON SNOW:
youtube.com
Nathaniel Brown
Would you wear a Dany shirt?
Easton Cook
>not a kinslayer but it's totally okay to rape and let my son flay people, hunt servants in the woods, rape "Arya" where others can hear and have dogs knot her too for amusement
Nah, he's shit and all of that is wrong. For someone concerned with legacy and having a proper heir, Roose is fucking up hardcore if he thinks Ramsay is fit or would be followed by anyone after his death. Should just chance it by having Ramsay die in what looks like an accident and raising the kid Walda's pregnant with. Why does he even think he'll die before that kid ever reaches like 16 anyway?
Dylan Adams
If it was this Dany, I might.
Juan Jenkins
>not wearing this everyday
Robert Morgan
And stain her image with sweat? I don't think so
Luis Jackson
Roose does not intend for Ramsay to take over and he probably hopes he is killed by Stannis or the Blizzard anyway, he did have a proper heir who was like chill as fuck but he does think Ramsay killed him. I do think Ramsay will die and Roose will go on and we don't know if he will live long enough for the kid but he most likely does with his ideology " leeches are the secret to a long life. "
Levi Miller
For years all of you lards hated dany an shitposted fat emilias because normys loved khaleesi. Exactly when D&D made Dany uncool for normys YOU SUDDENLY FIND HER BEST GIRL I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU FAKE CONTRARAN FAGGOTS AND NO I DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU DONT FUCKING DESERVE IT
Daniel Collins
I always liked her tbqh
Joseph Butler
>when they made danaerys likable you started liking her reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
literally what the fuck
Benjamin Perez
>Implying the show is worth watching for any other character now
Adam Brooks
How does anyone manage to watch past the first episode? It's so retarded. They don't know that damage inflicted on them by these mythical creatures is actually painful? Huh? And no one is gatekeeping and wrangling these new retards before the majority of them get raped?
Charles Jackson
If he thinks leeches give long life, why does is he okay with the prospect of Ramsay killing his newest kid, and think child lords are the bane of every house as if he won't live long enough for the kid to enter the age of majority
Connor Morales
GODS I SLAYED BOARS THEN
Josiah Hughes
>kills a fucking dragon
>first attributable person to do so in centuries
>I'm the man who killed a one-handed past his prime Jaime Lannister
What did Euron mean by this?
Jonathan Murphy
>He also says he argued with Benioff and Weiss over the battle’s dearth of impactful deaths. “I wanted to kill everyone,” he says in news that really makes us wish he were running the show. “I wanted to kill Jorah in the horse charge at the beginning. I wanted it to be ruthless, so in the first 10 minutes you could say all bets are off, anyone could die. But David and Dan didn’t want to. There was a lot of back and forth on that.” Sapochnick says he eventually relented because “there comes a point when they dig in and you just don’t want to be there.”
D&D truly are cucks
Zachary Taylor
You forgot to mention the part where he didn't even kill him.
Oliver Rogers
That horse charge shouldn't have happened
Kevin Garcia
Ian Evans
Because he thinks he's going to live for a really long time or maybe forever if the theorys are to be believed (( which I do not )) and by the time he does die he will have an acceptable heir. He has only Ramsay right now and I personally don't think he is in a rush to get a proper heir sorted because he believes he will live for a long time as he is known to be a cautious man and the leechings etc and like I said most likely he thinks and we as the readers are led to believe Ramsay will die in this Blizzard or to Stannis as he has been sent out of Winterfell.
Anthony Price
Not gonna forget how they cast a qt with a slim, cut body to play a chubby, hideous old-looking gremlin.
Not that I'm complaining, he was an impressive Ramsay.
Caleb Roberts
Reminder that George ruined his legacy in several ways
>he'll never finish his series
>he's made people waste almost two decades adding up the waittime for ADWD and TWOW
>he's let someone else get to his ending before him and before he could release the next book
>his ending is shit
>his ending renders the previous books shit
How is it possible to fail this hard? How does he sleep at night?
Kevin Thomas
He doesn't seem to act like he expects to live long. And he has to be worried by now that Ramsay will try to kill him or have him killed at some point
Connor Garcia
Nah bro book Roose is on the Loose and is too high IQ to be fucked with by that mongoloid.
Jaxon Kelly
>an entire TV series premiered and ended in the time between books 5 and 6
The state that this series is in is just odd
Anthony Clark
Angel Gomez
>But you, Lord Snow, you'll be fighting their battles forever.
Well I guess that cool line was completely pointless.
Hunter Nelson
Yeah cause wildings turned into a band of merry peaceful barbarians as soon as they passed the wall, and integrated without problems into the north they've been at war with for years
Jonathan Collins
Book Jon has his wilding waifu and wont fuck Dany. Faegon is the nephew she'll fall in love with the books, Jon will stay in the north instead of teleporting to dragonstone and back every couple of days
Angel Fisher
Two hundred Northmen
Brody Lopez
In some ways it does. Wildlings will eventually split since that's just how they are and if Jon ever joins a particular tribe or stays at the Wall he'll have to try to defend them from attacks or reprisals
Nolan Russell
simple, play as the starks whether it's Rickard or Eddard, have Ned betrothed to Ashara or as Eddard, divorce Cat and immediately wed Ashara
Eli Murphy
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Liam Anderson
>We don't like it here south of The Wall with all this arable land and game-filled woods and running water we're going back up North to eat frozen seal shit
Tormund was the real victum of D&D's hackomancy
Isaiah Williams
Jaxson Stewart
Yea if I have some painting to do.
Grayson Moore
I still can't get over it
He didn't deserve this
Easton Russell
You don't need to teleport in the books and Aegon marrying Dany is in her best interest. The wrench in that is that she will fight with alongside Jon in his war, as seen on her dreams. That means she will fall for and choose him over Aegon and sets up the battle between the two. It's basically why Aegon even exists and why they basically erased Jon from the show, and used him as a device along with Cersei to substitute for Aegon vs Dany.
Val is just light haired beauty that makes you realize Jon would totally want to bang when sees Dany.
Jason Rodriguez
Bravo D&D
Lucas Cooper
here's your alternate season 7 bro
Connor Wilson
Hudson Smith
What message were they trying to send? That some people are truly irredeemable?
Josiah Martinez
also jon 100% ends up with val beyond the wall
Carter Russell
nothing interesting ever happens in my games
Cameron Cox
FUCK ME
Easton Wood
I would much rather Jon end up with his aunt than the substitute for his aunt in a rebound. Alas, this is George's shit ending so we have to take it.
Leo Brooks
This whole no incest thing in da Norf basically falls all apart when you recognize Gurm intended for Jon to like Arya
Nathan Garcia
Actually that's not 100% either because the Wall might still be needed at the end in the books. GRRM most likely sent Jon back to the Wall as Lord Commander, but D&D killed everything with the NK exploding into a zillion pieces oversimplifying everything, so lol who cares what happen to Jon.
Eli Jenkins
At least he was given a script with dialogue. Kit on the other hand...
Robert Edwards
Euron Greyjoy is actually a giant fraud who has no idea what he's doing. The Redwynes beat the piss out of the Ironborn at Oldtown and when someone blows Dragonbinder a bunch of confetti flies out. His armor is tinfoil covered in scribbles and Aeron just imagined it was Valyrian steel because he was tripping balls.
Nicholas Collins
God I miss Joffery.
Cameron Butler
who cares, his magnum opus will be released in 1-2 years
Gavin Walker
>be writer
>write fantasy series trying to be the American Tolkien
>fail to finish
>magnum opus will be a japanese video game you consulted on
LMAO
Camden Baker
>KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE
>We’re telling incest stories
>Mine was my nephew on a boat. My dragon took an arrow, so I was on ship, sailing through the sea. He came lusting for me, this dumb northern lad, thinking he could continue the Targaryen line with a single thrust of his sword. I pushed him down to my bed, Gods, I was hot then.
Jayden Robinson
Ashara Dayne = Jyana Reed
Howland Reed fucked Ashara Dayne!
Wake up, sheeple!
Nicholas Nguyen
Alright, let me propose this to you.
Ned is Jojen and Meera's real dad.
Bentley Scott
Need more anime Dany
Blake Miller
just imagine the superior children
Jackson Evans
>any child infected with Arryn honorshit
>superior
No
Liam Edwards
Why don't people show love to Mel? Let's be honest, Stannis wouldn't be where he is without her.
Henry Thompson
because she's an old hag
Angel Fisher
>just imagine the stillbirths
ftfy bro
Charles Rivera
Why does this general still exist?
Hunter Reyes
because mods haven't banned it yet, duh
William Lewis
I personally think GRRM really wants to start and finish something that people will remember him for, but simply can't. He likely wrote himself into a corner with his series and he's come up with nothing since that would interest anyone, thus he just writes about Dany's family.
Elijah Morales
that's his own fault for not finishing the series in 30 years, he wrote the first 3 books in like 5 years, he's just a lazy fat fuck
Austin Adams
Yeah, it should've been obvious to him when he needed to write more than three books and doubly so when he needed to add more and more cause he couldn't age the characters like he wanted then couldn't do a timeskip like he wanted and loves worldbuilding a bit too much. And even worse when he still wants to keep the same ending from the 90s despite all the changes. He's autistically trying to force shit to fit after realizing his "garden" overgrew. So it's all his fault.
>thus he just writes about Dany's family.
I don't even get his point now writing about that if he's just gonna go with Dany being another Mad
Targ, and the family dying out cause they're crazy and the human equivalent of the Walkers when it comes to destructiveness
Dominic Rivera
So is Tyrion still married to Sansa? I know the directors did the Ramsay shit, but in the books, Sansa is safe because Littlefinger isn't a retard.
Jack Gray
She still has a chance in the books, when Bran stops being 10 and enters puberty.
Owen Sullivan
we are in this general because that is where our king commanded us to be.
Hudson Flores
GRRM is a mess due to holding conflicting ideologies on a subconscious level, he's a liberal who talks about loving diversity and equality but whacks off his Valyrian master race at every opportunity and makes it explicitly clear that breeding with subhumans weakens their magical blood
Landon Smith
Arya probably ninja'ed to the North to get Sansa bail him out.
Sansa literally threatens Greyworm with war if he doesn't free Jon.
Zachary Ward
You realize the "north" is half of westeros as landmass? It's fucking huge. Starks controlled most of territory. Anyway, it seems the First Men were kind of magical book wise.
Jace Lopez
My expectations were subverted
Hunter Baker
Because Maisie is ugly and not cute
John Gutierrez
It's funny that the entire series is supposed to be about Jon and Daenerys meeting, falling in love and working together, but they haven't met yet. They haven't shown signs of meeting yet. There are two books left and a million plotlines to address, and George hasn't come anywhere near the ending, which basically boils down to Dany being another Mad Targaryen and Jon putting her down. It's no wonder why he is struggling to reach his ending, because the ending is shit.
Joshua Ward
The north is more than 1/3/nearly 1/2 of Westeros, user-kun, there're southern parts that are pretty good for that. The Walkers don't exist in the books, the Others are a complete different league with their own language and culture and are more numerous. The wall cannot be breached by a dragon even, it's magical. Behind the wall there's all sort of magical things, not just the Others too.
Joseph Hall
Same here, lads.
Jayden Russell
Thoughts on Cersei?
Adam Thomas
Man, no wonder every house wanted to nab a Stark.
Jace Young
Yes: Starks are not only the lords and lady with the greater landmass kingdom (after the Iron Throne) but also they count with the absolute devotion of the North to the point they would always rally behind a Stark, so they have no competion (at least book wise, they don't). They are insolatism though and rarely go South.
Joseph Walker
It's fucking huge but as the books and show point out, it's cold as fuck up there compared to other places. How did any First Men survive the extended Winters up there if before the Walkers/Others, they never had to deal with year long winters and wouldn't be prepared for them along with fighting the fucking undead.
Southern parts like the Neck? I guess after it got turned into bog it could be warm enough, but the rest of the north is always treated like it's a cold almost inhospitable place even outside of Winter. Imagine it was okay at first and now Winter starts and doesn't end when you expect it to and last years and you run out of food already. Why continue sticking around when you could stay South where it's bad but would be less harsh?
Elijah Thompson
He still got the most honorable death of S8. Look what they did with my boy Qyburn
Michael Richardson
I would fuck her
Aaron Anderson
starks and the northman in general are much more badass in the books, they have an aura of mystery in the south because they rarely leave the north, follow a different religion, and are known for their magic via warging and greenseers
Starks have ruled for 8,000 years, compared to 300 for Targs, Tullys, Baratheons, and Tyrells. GOT spat on the loyalty of the North to the Starks. The whole point of the books was the value of loyalty to the starks for their kindness persisting beyond Ned's death, compared to nobody siding with the Lannisters once Tywin died and their fear of him was gone. D&D as always miss the nuance
Tyler Lopez
And let's not forget that ultimately Dany will enter Westeros pretty late in the game, do what amounts to nothing when it comes to taking down the Others. Why is this series even called A Song of Ice and Fire with the Others as Ice and Daenerys and her dragons as Fire if they only really appear in Westeros proper, where everyone else is, near the end and both get dealt with like they're nothing? you could practically drop both of those storylines and almost nothing changes
Jackson Rogers
It's on it's last leg, emilia obsessed retards are taking these threads as refuge ever since they ended up in /trash/ or b& and they're dragging whatever's left of the mongoloids who still post about this show down with them. Don't sweat it it will be over soon.
Ian Parker
I remember many anons being into Melly. Sad Melly specially
Justin Rodriguez
to post the One True King and show our love and loyalty to him
Matthew Gonzalez
you are an ill-made, wild-eyed little faggot full of envy, contempt, and pettiness. global rules may require me to allow you to post your drivel, but neither mods nor jannies will compel me to allow you to make /got/ your boarhouse.
now go, and speak no more of /got/.
Chase Hernandez
It's oooover
Aiden Ramirez
>Why is this series even called A Song of Ice and Fire
It can be interpreted that Jon is A Song of Ice and Fire, but that doesn't fucking matter because he doesn't get to rule Westeros either.
Daniel Garcia
why was she suddenly socially awkward in this scene? she'd spent years learning to adapt and negotiate with new cultures. she couldn't be the queen that these northern roughs needed? i think she's more than up to the task, but NO. THE PLOT DEMANDED SHE ACTS LIKE A BRAT OUT OF NOWHERE.
Ian Nelson
sophie was flawless with more natural hair and minimal makeup. even the expression shows a more attractive personality.
Colton Sullivan
oh but he did. had euron not intervened, jaime would not have been slowed down and could have escaped in time with cersei. also jaime was dead even without the light dusting of bricks.
Oliver Gomez
If by attractive you mean a slutty, smoking, alcoholic slag, sure
Gabriel Adams
>yfw Stannis hold Winterfell against the Others and their onslaught of wights
Parker Ortiz
He could've done everything he's done so far as Ned's bastard or Lyanna's bastard by anyone. Even Dany going crazy you could change it up to them wanting to sit Jon because he'd be a good king and instead of bloodclaim like Jon Arryn and Ned had Robert officially or as Dany is trying to do, say it's because he's loved and has friends from several of the kingdoms who'd rally behind and support him to be their king.
Ethan Perez
Show sucked big time and were never getting books it hurts
Leo Wright
>a slutty, smoking, alcoholic slag
there's a certain bent appeal in strange and/or dirty pussy.
Jeremiah Gomez
>Gurm intended for Jon to like Arya
I get this was his original intention but I never really interpreted a sexual aspect to his feelings like a lot of people here say there is.
Ryan Campbell
the other threads should consider themselves lucky I don't have them pruned for treason.
see, /got/? hard truths cut both ways.
John Sullivan
Caleb Bennett
Because she's aware of jon's popular and claim to the throne.
Bentley Hughes
>Jon's popular in his home castle around his family and people he's known for years
>these people command what amount to fewer than 5,000 fighting men in total
>I should totally be threatened right now when I've been here like 3 days
That's shit writing
Luke Mitchell
I have heard great things about this turboautist. He better not disappoint.
Jackson Hernandez
Janny. You giving me a 3-day ban? We had a good thing in /ecg/. We were free men. You'll never be free. You'll never know what that's like.
Ethan Stewart
yeah i don't buy it, of course he's popular, she wouldn't expect any less. she should be popular just buy his vouching and caring for her. instead she arrives and fucking EVERYONE is wary and cautious of her for no reason. poor writing just to advance and squeeze plot in because we're out of time. she should've been happy for him in that scene, and used it as a time to bond with his friends before the coming battle.
Lincoln Powell
man I miss Tywin
Anthony Sanchez
Dany's got the Iron Islands and Dorne. She has the North through Jon, which also means that she has the Vale and the Wildlings. She potentially has the Riverlands through Sansa. She has the Westerlands through Jaime and Tyrion. She has the Stormlands through Gendry. Why does she feel like the people of Westeros will never love her? She could just marry Jon and consolidate his goodwill, but she automatically assumes that nobody will ever love her and that genocide is the solution. The final conflict makes no sense.
Dominic Green
I concur. Maisie levels are alarmingly low. But how to properly celebrate perfection?
Connor Harris
Reminder the entire population of the Reach was killed off by Jaime.
Christian Bell
>Jaime: The current harvest?
>Randyll: We have teams of men collecting it from all the farms in the Reach.
Jaime: Ser Bronn, will you accompany the Tarlys and help them accelerate this process?
>Bronn: I'm not much for shoveling wheat.
>Jaime: No, but motivating reluctant farmers to hand over their harvest-- I bet you're going to have a real talent for that.
it was a real team effort. Guess Bronn's either an excellent motivator or decided to give those poor farmers mercy so they wouldn't starve to death. And he's in charge now of the land of the people he massacred. Bran and Tyrion are so wise to give him Highgarden
Evan Perez
>Theon wasn't the one to kill Ramsay because "the rape, Sansa"
>Jon wasn't the one to defeat the Night King because D&D wanted to subvert expectations
>Jaime didn't kill Cersei because he kind of forgot about his character development
Kevin Ward
Bronn was the real winner of the Game of Thrones. Goes from a broke ass sellsword to a fucking Lord Paramount by the end, Littlefinger wishes he could climb that high and fast.
Hudson James
>they actually did use his naming of the battle as part of the canon
holy shit lel
Tyler Wood
i cannot abide a lack of tits.
Jace Jenkins
Normal ending
>Jon kills Dany and is banished to the wall
Evil Ending:
>Jon joins Dany and conquers Westeros
Good/True ending:
>Jon and Dany run off together and forget the throne
Ultimate Ending with S7 Jon:
>Jon joins Dany, beds her for fifty days and fifty nights, driving his sword into her living womb, creating the child known as Lightbringer
Subvert expectations ending
>Jon is beyond the wall, 2 months later dany shows up in the north and burns the entire wildling expedition amd takes jon as her slave
Aaron Myers
I was expecting Arya to kill Mrs. Dragon. I guess they could've switched. Would have been a bit better that way maybe but I dunno.
Owen Young
NOH
Angel Gonzalez
The kinoest ending would be Radmure to march in to city with an army of Rivermen, slaughter all the Dothraki and Unsullied, disband the """"great"""" council, take any objectors hostage and install himself into power.
Carson Brooks
She's uninsurable, walled, ugly, can't act for shit. You tell me.
Nolan Murphy
Fuck off sophiefag. We see you
Hunter Clark
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a raven chasing rape. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things. The Iron Bank has plans, the night watch have plans, Cersei’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that you and your dragon girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth. It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of wildfire and a couple of swords. Hm? You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a knight will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blowing up, nobody panics because it’s all “part of the plan.” But when I say that one young queen will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaosh. Oh, and you know the thing about chaosh, it’s fair.
Daniel Watson
>drums
>press
>shot
>truckload
So close to perfection yet so far
Xavier Reyes
>Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a raven chasing rape. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
>The Iron Bank has plans, the night watch have plans, Cersei's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that you and your dragon girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I'm telling the truth.
>It's the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a single dragon and a couple of swords. Hm?
>You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the high septon that a knight will be murdered, or soldiers will be burned alive, nobody panics because it's all "part of the plan." But when I say that one young queen will die, well then everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaosh. I'm an agent of chaosh. Oh, and you know the thing about chaosh, it's a ladder.
Gavin Howard
And the dragon
Grayson Bell
BASED
Jace Young
Why is the Reach so gay? Literally the worst kingdom.
Elijah Collins
>Bran: Lord Snow...can you hear me?
>Jon: Yes...your grace. Where is daenerys? Is she safe? Is...she alright?
>Bran: It seems, in your stupidity, you killed her.
>Jon: I-I couldn't have! She was good...I FELT IT! AGGG... AGGGHHHHHHH!!
>Bran: (smiles evilly)
>Jon: NOOOOOO!!!
Wyatt Wood
definitely the most useless
>hyped up as the most rich and powerful
>destroyed entirely by 1 vassal defecting
Ethan Edwards
God damn her acting was so genuinely terrible in certain episodes. Shit like this and "WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS" is god awful but then you also have scenes like that one in season 4 where she has to chain up her dragons and the look on her face is genuinely heartbreaking when they roll the door shut. What an inconsistent actress
Isaac Phillips
He has no reason to big himself up in front of Brienne when he confides in her that part of the story
Just face it, the writing's inconsistent
Asher Johnson
God Pycelle was the goofiest motherfucker, couldnt help but grin whenever he was on screen, almost ruined the Cersei Wildfire sequence with his death
Nathaniel Martinez
>the night king's generals did absolutely nothing
They should have been a greater threat than the undead
Lincoln Sanchez
White walkers/Others/Whatever should've been a greater threat in general. Speaking purely from a show perspective they've been built up since the start, even stuff no one brings up anymore like S2 Daeny going through that trippy tower in Qarth and ending up in an illusion of the Red Keep covered in snow, something the writers obviously forgot until the end of the entire show and went "uhhhh its ashes actually! Makes sense!"
Christopher Butler
sad that they didn't include the other visions from the book
>A blue flower grew from a chink in a wall of ice and filled the air with sweetness
I wonder why they showed her in the throne, then "send" beyond the wall to meet with drogo
Cooper Perez
>uhhhh its ashes actually
No it was actually snow. Which is honestly worse. They made it winter for a day in King's Landing when it was clear & sunny immediately before and after, just for those scenes. There was zero thematic consistency from those two clowns in charge.
Andrew Wilson
It would be interesting to see the entire GoT story from peasants point of view
Jackson Ramirez
probably a bunch of people fighting and dying for their country/lord despite having more in common with each other than their lord has with them
Luis Edwards
>8 seasons of getting up, ploughing fields all day, maybe hearing some vague, biased, and distorted stories of recent events from time to time, then getting killed abruptly by some passing raiders.
sounds like kino
Isaiah Hill
>gives you a 1769 page bloated mess of a novel (affc/adwd) with dozens of simultaneous PoVs and a breif outline of the next 2000 pages of content scrawled out on a post-it-note
what did he mean by this?
Dominic Murphy
>grey worm kills Lannisters soldiers because he thinks they actually had a choice for who they fought for
Proof enough that even if Dany didn't go mad she knew nothing about how westeros works
Easton Carter
Why overthink bad writing?
Luke Davis
travels 1000 miles on foot to swing a sword at some unthreatening zombies then walks 1000 miles back to give his sister a hug
what the FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
Jason Myers
It was merely a jape. A mummer's farce.
Brandon Butler
>_______ smashed ______'s host
James Lewis
>beneath the walls of _______
Nicholas Russell
Is this the worst sigil?
Leo Richardson
>why yes, I do love good sigils, what gave it away?
David Torres
Is that Baratheon of King's Landing (Robert era) or Dragonstone but without the flaming heart?
Thomas Perez
it looks great, tho
Brayden Diaz
LOYAL REEK GOOD REEK
Jonathan Harris
...
Elijah Anderson
The strongest thing keeping gurm alive is his passion for incest, and the chapters he'll be most proud of will be Jon and Danerys awkward sex scenes
>For the first time, she saw him really lose his temper, going beyond sullen defiance, his expression quite dangerous. He shifted on his feet like a cornered cat, visibly bristling, as if ready to stalk out, or take a swipe at her. Her breath was quickening, she forced down more angry words that would drive him away. She didn’t want that at all, but he had infuriated her. She didn’t want to be lumped in with that mad bitch in King’s Landing.
>‘You don’t know me, your Grace,’ he spat, making her wince in sudden pain.
>‘No, I don’t, and I am not likely to, since you won’t let me,’ she shot back without thinking, her face heating with a blush at letting herself slip. She tightened her jaw, dropping her eyes from glowering ones, and got ready to gather her dignity and leave, but a hand grasped her arm, stopping her in mid-flight. She jerked her chin angrily, but halted.
>‘Why don’t you tell me the real reason you don’t want me to go?’
>Her eyes slid back to his, seeing something there that made her heart lurch and stop, not just fury, but a yearning; naked and raw, and honest. She tugged at her arm, adrenaline flooding at the urge to flee it, what she had been thinking of for weeks, astounded and disturbed, now that she had it.
>‘No, I will not,’ she hissed.
>He gave her no chance to speak more words of denial. One step forward, a flash of determination across his face, and it was too late for her. Whatever anger she felt, her outrage at his harsh words melted away, a clumsy kiss that fast turned into a possession of her mouth so sweet and deep and stirring she moaned, giving herself away with the sound. The blood in her veins was as molten as the rock beneath the earth, her body slackening, her hands limp and shaking.
Liam Jones
awful fanfic, next time try to incorporate at least 10 of the following words and phrases:
>scarcely
>mayhaps
>elsewise
>mislike
>craven
>japed
>nuncle
>manhood
>teats
>aught
>amiss
>sweet sister
>mine own
>if needs be
>needs must
>would that I could
>in his cups
>mummer's farce
>like as not
>with child
>a man grown
>on the morrow
Ethan Perry
>mfw we didn't get to see Jon slaughtering Dothraki after assassinating dany and dying like the bastard he is.
Daniel Nguyen
>There was a lantern hanging just inside the cabin, and he managed to bang his head on it going in. “Ow,” he said, and Dany said, “Are you hurt? Let me see.” She leaned close …… and kissed his mouth.
>Jon found himself kissing her back. She's my aunt, he thought, but her hands were tugging at his blacks, pulling at the laces of his breeches. He broke off the kiss long enough to say, “We can’t,” but Dany said, “We can,” and covered his mouth with her own again.
>The Cinnamon Dragon was spinning all around them and he could taste the rum on Dany's tongue and the next thing her breasts were bare and he was touching them. She's my aunt, Jon thought again, but one of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good. If I do this I am no better than Jaime Lannister, Jon thought, but it felt too good to stop. And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast. It looked so silly standing there that he might have laughed, but Dany pushed him back onto her pallet, hiked her skirts up around her thighs, and lowered herself onto him with a little whimpery sound.
>That was even better than her nipples. She’s so wet, he thought, gasping. I never knew a woman could get so wet down there. “I am your wife now,” she whispered, sliding up and down on him. And Jon groaned and thought, No, no, you can’t be, you're my aunt, you're my aunt but the only word he said was, “Yes.”
Thomas Brooks
I'm about to watch s08e06. Wish me luck.
Elijah Hernandez
Oliver Cox
THE STAG AND THE DRAGON RIGHT THERE
Lincoln Allen
What is Drogon up to?
John Cox
Is this Sam and Gilly rewritten?
Adrian Adams
The “fat pink mast” should have given that away
Hunter Diaz
For me?
Its clearly House Tarth
Landon Sullivan
>D&D say the tyrells are a matriarchy
>they're also the only house to get completely wiped out
What did they mean by this
Colton Torres
Apparently extinct since Brienne was their only representative at the "great" council and she's sworn to celibacy now.
Owen Anderson
>matriarchy
>Marg is a dumb teenage girl
>While Willas is pretty smart and widely praised by Olenna
>matriarchy
Jayden Hernandez
D&D are low-key deeply antifeminist, this was established with all the female leaders being incompetent or crazy in season 8 (they also gender-swapped several female characters to male and got rid of Dorne being gender egalitarian). But calling House Tyrell a matriarchy just because Mace is influenced by the women around him is a stretch
Colton Cruz
Olenna is the real head of the family, that’s why, once she’s gone based Willas will bring back the paterfamilias
Aiden Evans
That show sucks
Christopher Scott
>God damn her acting was so genuinely terrible in certain episodes. Shit like this and "WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS" is god awful
Because she was in the middle of a fucking aneurysm maybe
Eli Campbell
>most honorable death
That was Sandors' tho
Benjamin Gomez
>Roy Dotrice doing his Missandei voice
Aiden James
>Roy Dotrice doing his Hodor
Chase Reed
>Roy Dotrice reading a GRRM sex scene
>from a female perspective
Julian Adams
>jon in a final stand against all the unsullied+dothraki
That would be actually cool and subvert my expectations
Samuel Wood
>sunset found her squatting in the grass, shitting
>the more she drank, the more she shat
>the more she shat, the thirstier she grew
Jacob Nguyen
WINE BOY WINE
Ethan Edwards
>massive kino scene where all of the dothraki die, their lights going out one by one
>but actually only half died
oh ok
Brody Taylor
link to audio?
Ian Gomez
>final shots before the Night King got killed shows a tiny handful of survivors barely holding on for their life, the rest of winterfell completely overrun
>3 episodes later Sansa threatens Grey Worm with an army of tens of thousands of Northern troops
cool
Chase Foster
>only reason jon has to go to the wall is to appease grey worm and the unsullied
>the unsullied leave westeros forever
>jon still forced to go to the wall instead of being crowned the rightful king
yep sure
Isaiah Sullivan
At once, your grace.
Jose Evans
they took all the audiobooks off of youtube
Brandon Reed
What are you doing to cope with how horrible this show was?
Jace James
Playing the CK2 mod.
Julian Diaz
Grayson Howard
The lost ending was massively better than this show
Adam Scott
*Ahem*
I present to you, my newest play on Broadway - "The Dragon Rises"
>Lot of loyalty for a Dothraki!
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would kill a man before throwing him out of the Moon door!
>At least you can talk. Who are you?
>It doesn't matter who we are. The only thing that matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I gave birth to dragons
>If I pull that dagger out of you, will you die?"
>It would be extremely painful...
>You're a small woman
>...for you."
>Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Of course
>Well congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>Crashing westeros - with no survivors!
>When I sit on the Iron Throne, then you have my permission to die
Kevin Scott
>tfw I'm not the only one of the audiobook masterrace
Kayden Reed
>Crashing westeros
>Not burning Westeros
0/10
Isaiah Edwards
>I shall take no wife
>and father no children
Doesnt apply to Brienne
Carson Gomez
Chase Cook
The ceiling of the red keep was obviously destroyed by fire tho. Doesn't mean that couldn't possibly be snow, but still.
Evan Cooper
The thing is, we got a Disney ending. The shittiest of them all
David Ramirez
post appropriate battle music
Jackson Green
this is a Disney ending
what we got was a stupid Didney worl ending
Cameron Barnes
Disney endings tend to make sense
Gabriel Gutierrez
I watched the first and it's one of my favourites, the second disgusted me. Should i watch the 3rd or it's just more of the same?
Nicholas Gray
The only good ending with then would be if Jon convinced her that they've fought enough for the world and them leaving, or bran stopping her, what we got was just pure nihilistic trash. It's like dark knight if the boats blew each other up and dent killed Gordon's family
Adam Evans
Battle of the Bastards was originally supposed to end with the Northern houses turning on Ramsay mid-battle but D&D didn't give Sopochnik enough days to film
Kevin Nguyen
I want to fugg that daughter.
Eli Mitchell
Thing is the northern lords stay pretty disloyal afterwards so I doubt that
Nathan Howard
>Starks don't do well in the south
>Lets Bran be king
Ok
Jackson Ross
...
Ryder Butler
Based thread but no prev
Dylan Murphy
>4 posts early to shoehorn your gay general into this general
Fuck off you massive faggot.
Nathaniel Brown
honestly fucking kill yourself you can spam up the general with your autistic waifuposting as much as you want, but don't tempt the mods to hand out an early ban like that
Tyler Howard
noh
Oliver Hill
Fucking retard