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why does it need such a large cast, user?
You think thats a large cast?
Would watch this new lynch kino
That could be kino
>David Lynch
>FBI agents
>Demons
Wow what a one-trick hack.
This could be the Dark Tower that ties all Lynch’s works together.
Sounds about right for this hack.
How long until Hollywood starts using this web for its movies?
Probably happening as we speak.
Their only other option is rebooting old shit to hold on to property rights.
that movie description doesn't make any fucking sense
It does once you understand the plot twist
The corporation tops are the ones running the debt racket
Paul Walker huh? He hasn't been in much lately, but he's due for a comeback.
GREEN LIT!!!
>Refn
>Gyllenhaal
Yes
Bryan Cranston has the best line in the film and he isn't even in it.
Is this true?
>most names repeated 3/4 times
Fuck off
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Dude... I dont know if youve been living under a rock or what but he died.
>a male Jedi
What the fuck raimi
Kino?
This is better than the thing we got
we deserve this
Can he be stopped?
snee-
midge
>Tim Roth
>Listed twice
So can we take from this that Roth plays two roles and since it's a Lynch film, it's up to us to determine which Roth character we're seeing in any given scene?
Title: Vietnam Fucking Shits
Director: Mark Wahlberg
Synopsis: (1) On a flight up to Saigon in 1963, the crew is attacked; (2) they have to escape and find refuge in a Vietnamese camp; (3) they are told a "friendly fire" killed their Captain; (4) they come across the newest girl in the camp and she is named Shrimp; (5) they are forced to go to Amarillo, Texas, the birthplace of the War on Terror; (6) they are asked to kill their new-found friendly fire target: Vietnamese civilians.
Cast [ edit ]
Jennifer Lopez
Shrimp
Bartlet
Jacky
Kenny Rogers
T-Bone Thompson
Sam
Shrimp: (1) Sam Hanks - "I want someone like you." "She just made me feel like..." "Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!"
Dennis O'Connor - "The new female..."
Bartlet: (1) Charlie Sheen - "Don't shoot her." "Bartlet..." (2) George McFly - "You are killing a new girl and I need something to shoot her..." "Fucking fucking chicken shit!" "H
>"Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!"
>Title: Alt-Right, All Night!
>Director: Wes Anderson
>Synopsis: A lonely man makes his way through the world, finding comfort with the love of his life only to discover a terrifying world full of darkness.
>Writer: Wes Anderson
>Cast: Christian Bale as Don Cheadle, Oscar Isaac as the title character...
>Written by: Wes Anderson / All Night! Productions / Fox Feature Group
>Directed by: Wes Anderson
>Writer: Wes Anderson
>Cast: Christian Bale, Mark Strong as the title character, John Hurt as an assassin who must go into hiding. >Written by: Wes Anderson / All Night! Productions / FX Productions.
kek
Title: AOC's Aztec Anal Adventure
Director: Guillermo Del Toro
Synopsis: The classic tale begins as the mysterious Aztec sorcerer known as Anahuac comes to visit your town. Soon he begins to cause trouble with his sinister plans. When he realizes he's lost his mind with his violent tendencies, he begins experimenting in a strange land of Aztec magic. Unbeknownst to him - you, his wife, daughter and friends are in for one hell of a ride. A young woman, Maya, goes on a magical adventure at the very beginning of his first adventure, and ends up in the desert and is captured by the king; the princess, Queen Tula, escapes back to her ancestral home and is turned into a goat by the king's mad man. As Anahuac travels the path of magic that would bring the most terrible destruction to the lives of anyone in his path - his mind becomes warped and he becomes the most powerful sorcerer in the land. When he's lost all sense of what's real and what's not, he starts to use the power of his dreams to make himself an object of terror and madness. Along the way, he finds himself battling the spirits and creatures of the night - evil spirits, evil gods, evil men, and even demons... Written by Krieger Films
sounds like kino desu
i'd watch this kino
It does sounds like Pan's Labrynth
lol
Title: Discord Tranny & the Janny
Director: Lana and the other Wachowski
Synopsis: In which a tranny from Japan shows the world just how far she'll go for her man.
Rating: R - 1
Cast Summary : I found it a bit overwhelming, though it was never all that hard to read and I knew what was good from what I watched. I had to look through the credits to really know exactly what this was about, so I can't say that I could give something that deep of a recommendation. Overall, it's a fun film that will make you forget some of the "races" that you might be used to. You can tell this will appeal to young people who enjoy watching trannies and who just want to see how far a tranny goes for their man. So I wouldn't suggest bringing up a big issue with this (i.e. racial violence, etc.) just because of how awesome this film is by its core. But because this film is so good at trying to be something it is not, I'm going to put this up in case you're looking for more info and that you think I missed something or if you're looking for someone to talk to on what they think about this film.
>Matt Leblanc
HOT MEAL
what
It's okay the movie is better
Title: Dyke Rehab Rape Camp
Director: Kevin Sorbo
Synopsis: One of the most powerful women in the United States, Dyke has experienced an unprecedented awakening to the strength of being a lesbian. It's an awakening she will never take for granted! As she faces a terrifying new threat that is about to shatter her fragile world of peace and love, Dyke makes a shocking decision – to leave her life behind to pursue a career in film directing. Determined to return to the wild, wild west, Dyke will embark upon a path of vengeance
Title: Gay niggers from outer space (2020)
Director: Mel Gibson
Synopsis: From director Mel Gibson comes a straight-to-vid video that puts his gay identity in plain sight. On the eve of the World's Fair to the horror of the rest of humanity, there's only one problem — gay aliens. This new horror film from director Mel Gibson is actually quite funny, and very stylish for a horror movie and not at all gross. The director really showed how intelligent he is when he's using what is the most popular video format to show just how stupid his homosexuality is. It's still funny, but the movie is definitely going to shock the world.
Title: The Glorious March of Mankind
Director: Peter Jackson
Synopsis: A band of men who've been turned into gods are sent on a journey to save mankind.
Rating: R
Cast: Jaeden Lieberher, Liam Neeson, Jaelene Hodge, Jason Isaacs, Elijah Wood, Tom Holland and Chiwetel Ejiofor
Genre: Drama
Production Budget: $3,060,200
Review (from IMDb): "In the world of Gods and Monsters, Jackson seems intent on being a great filmmaker. I've become a fan already."
honestly this sounds like kino written all over it
RAIMI NO
>Birth of a Nation and Sex
Fucking dying
Are you guys ready for the feel good movie of the century?
It's even written like a synopsis Spike Lee would write.
Title: god i'm so lonely and horny
director: me
synopsis: a virgin named god wakes from hibernation and walks in...
(from the movie "Pornstar Goddess" )
god me (god)
god im (god i'm)
god i know how you feel,
god im sorry, im sorry i can't understand your pain
god im so lonely and horny,
god thats what im all about...
god im such a fucking slut
god im a god
I think that you're so lonely and so horny when you don't even realise it.
God im so lonely
God dont let me know if you're lonely
god im such a fucking slut
Oh god I'm so horny! I want you inside me!
God im so fucking horny, God im not getting it
The only reason why you can't help is that this God didn't want to come.
But what if you are God?
The only reason why you can't help is that this God didn't want to come
God im a fucking bitch
God I have sex with you like some girl in porn
god im a fucking bitch
god im so horny god im so horny
God im so fucking horny
god im so lonely God is so fucking horny
god im so lonely and i am so lonely
god my cock was gone god
>3.79/10
based
>But when Ben orders four slices of spaghetti
Had me laughing out loud like a fucking idiot.
>Idris Elba
Title: James bond 25
Director: Christopher Nolan
Synopsis: A war photographer is sent back in time to capture images of the fall of Britain in the First World War. His memories were altered when he is asked to photograph the fall of Paris , which was then being controlled by a mysterious agent. With no recollection of the events before, Bond finds himself caught in the middle of the action. One day, Bond is sent to infiltrate a Paris cafe where a woman, played by Anna Kendrick, is tortured and killed. For reasons she can't explain, Bond takes on the title of Bond 25.
Fucking Kojima
>Midge: A Baby's Life
savage
how can my horror movie be this comfy?
this looks like it could be an improvement
lel
And the Oscar goes to...
this sounds fucking boring
what the fuck
Sounds really self involved. Can she not make a movie with herself in the title?
pure kino
I bet you thought it would be about space cats
>and I'm giving this one a niiiine out of tennnnnnn
Get ready for some Capekino
>Yea Forums's leader, Yea Forums
>John Cusack (Sarah Silverman)
>John C. Reily as Milo Yiannopolous
>John C. Reilly (Milo Yiannopoulos)
ABSOLUTE KINO
>carruth
>plot makes no fucking sense
checks out
you just KNOW
why are robots so based?
Based.
LMAO
Any Unibros here read his work care to comment to its accuracy?
>young man
>Jake Gyllenhaal
Anyone get this where it decides halfway through to just write an entirely new prompt and go for it?
I've got fucking tears in my eyes
A couple times yeah.
Sometimes it repeats the same plot over and over but with slight differences, kind of creepy.
She? Just because I am small does not mean I am not a man!
missed a letter there buddy
oh well that's not funny at all
I retract my laughter
Was telling you the truth the right thing to do? Should I have said nothing, and let you go on in your life living under a delusion? Or did I make the right decision by telling you, thus making you slightly less happy than you would have been had I not acted?
I know more now and that is all that matters
I thank you for the gift of knowledge