You ain't getting to your locker until I get what I want

>you ain't getting to your locker until I get what I want
wat do

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Make her suck dick of owner to get free locker.
Record it.
Sell it and make more money

What is it about a 6/10 milf that becomes so much hotter when she’s a go-getter?

>sext back and forth with her for a couple days
>get her to send a bunch of nudes
>get her to tell me how much she'd rather fuck me than her husband
>finally meet up with her
>suck tits and get her to blow me
>cum down her throat and say you have to go
>never call her again
ive literally done this with a few married women i work with. dunno why i cant bring myself to actually fuck them though

A cougar on the prowl

You wouldn't be wanting me to suck your tits I'm guessing?

She's got a cute nose

how do you even meet them

work, you illiterate

it sucks working in a 99.9% male industry (i climb cell towers) i used to meet and fuck so many chicks when i was a lowly line cook at restaurants back in the day. now it's tinder, dumb bar hags, or hookers for me. the options suck. where to meet decent chicks Yea Forums bros?

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oh yea, weird I assume you work in a huge office then?

Great (and relevant) news, frens: I stumbled into a long forgotten GIF in my backups.

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church

Church.
Every Sunday.
Don't fuck it up.

the worst about this is when you start thinking about trying to settle down

>church
>anything but braindead hags
maybe in puritanical burgerstan that shit will fly but not here

Are you in a terrorist country or what?

because you know you can't give them a good dicking so you run from potential failure

I'M CUMMIN YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>looking to get laid
>giving a shit about them being braindead
How is your virginity treating you?

focus on the hag part

That just shows you've never been to a mass. Yes, there are old people, but also good families with daughters. Some of them are future crazies, but most aren't.

cunt punt

correct, along with most people in my country.

Hurl my knob up her poo chute

>tfw no experienced couger to show you the ropes

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Stop being such a vague nigger. Either identify your irrelevant shithole, or stop using it as an excuse.

Scotland my man

Bingo

Ahh, ok. You have validated all of your previous points. Fair enough. I concede this argument.

Get a part time job somewhere. I used to work at whole foods and there was pussy all over that place. Plus the front end manager was a horny pervert like me and only hired hot young female cashiers. They would all work for a few weeks to a month and then leave so we would get new ones, there was a constant influx of new girls. It was fucking awesome.