EXPLAIN MASTER AND COMMANDER TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN MASTER AND COMMANDER TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOu! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE BOATS? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
EXPLAIN MASTER AND COMMANDER TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN MASTER...
Joshua Cook
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Dominic Smith
tits or gtfo
Hunter Scott
Russel is a gay man in the closet. The Sea is the Big Gay. The ship is his dick and the other ships are dicks he destroys to get rid of gay thoughts. The movie is about him trying not to be gay. Now since the movie is gay the viewer, you in this case, are automatically gay for watching gay stuff
Sebastian Phillips
It's British fan fiction because they are too prideful to admit that the USS Constitution rekt'd their shit.
Dominic James
Tits with time stamp, and we will explain it.
Connor Young
The French have a really good ship heading towards the Pacific. South and East Asian trade is super profitable for the British. If the French ship gets to the Pacific and fucks up British trade there, then the British are fucked.
Isaac Green
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
Isaiah Butler
Post soles
Anthony Diaz
I'm so, so, sorry that this is a pasta. That kindness, gentleness, perceptiveness, comradely, brotherhood and the like are a thing of the past, only to be brought up as mediocre satirical attempts.
God has deserted us, and rightfully so.
Adrian Adams
Women can't be gay.
Parker Scott
Read all 20 books
Connor Ramirez
Women can't not be gay
Jackson Wood
the lesser of two weevils
Carson Long
>tfw no television series of the adventures of aubrey and maturin
Jack Perez
>doesn't get Master and Commander
You just outed yourself as a woman. Sorry it's not something I can fix
Jason Davis
Watch Hornblower theb. Same Anglo propagnda spin and Hornblower also has bro
Isaac Cook
Napoleonic Wars ocean warfare antics. What's not understandable? It's 100% straight forward.
Wyatt Taylor
leave her alone
Matthew Adams
weevil
Asher Collins
Yea Forums is gonna get me to watch this movie but is it actually good? The trend I've noticed is that Yea Forums has shit taste in films they actually enjoy (I was recommended Michael Snow's Wavelength back when Yea Forums was Yea Forums for film what a fucking waste of time) but really good taste in meme movies (TDKR, Cat in the Hat, The Pest...)
Grayson Brooks
? I don't? Understand Women can only be lesmian
Ryder Gonzalez
The French had a big boat.
Alexander Rivera
based
Caleb Green
For Louvre
Camden Morales
Do you like ships or adventuring? Then yes you'll like it.
Adrian Hernandez
Except in the books it does show the Constitution wrecking the Java. And in the books the french ship is an american.
Leo Lewis
Is this a good movie, anons? I’ve seen it on lists and it’s frequently posted here. I like Russell Crowe and am looking for something to watch tonight. Is it worth a viewing?
Kevin Thomas
Are you a man? Then yes.
Jackson Long
Needed more guns.
Dylan Perez
It filters subhuman continental spergs so it's 10/10.
Jose Flores
blessed pasta and blessed digits
Kevin Sanders
That's a lot of rope
Benjamin Smith
Is this /boat/?
Jordan Lewis
It's about man choosing the lesser of two weevils
Jayden Nguyen
Do you like ships, banter, and weevils? Then yes you will.
Cooper Gutierrez
For you.
Anthony Morales
I am and I do. One last question. Is it a movie I can watch drinking/heavily buzzed? I wanted to do some drinking tonight but don’t if it’s a movie you have to really focus on I can drink tomm.
Adrian Cooper
Do not watch drunk
Jordan Flores
Yeah go on then.
Easton Hughes
Ok I’ll wait. The trailer looks intriguing. I heard he had to sell his memorabilia from the movie in his divorce. That’s shitty
Thomas Flores
>Watch Hornblower theb
I'm more of a Sharpe man.
Brody Allen
Safe and sound at home again. . .
Grayson Taylor
Is this the greatest ending ever put to film?
Thomas Jenkins
>We found enemy ship
>Enemy ship is going to hurt our friends
>Unless we destroy it
there
Justin Clark
too soon, user. too soon
Isaac Campbell