Let's get a Harry Potter thread going, talk about whatever you want as long as it's Harry Potter related.
Harry Potter
Camden Gonzalez
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Mason Edwards
sneed
Andrew Martin
Movies are shit, books are great
Justin Sullivan
NYOOOWWWWW!
Jackson Nguyen
Films are fucked by trying to shoehorn the maximum amount from the books. Some characters appear for like 30 seconds combined, storylines are teased and not resolved, or crammed into the single movie and fuck up their development and impact.
Charles Harris
"No!"
Aiden Morales
Why the fuck do we even need the Deathly Hallows? They were introduced in the penultimate movie (a sure sign of poor mcguffin insertion), and they are not even fucking needed. Like, at all. If you conceive some reason for how Voldemorts gets Harry's usual wand (could even use the same plot device, the wand switching hands), the Deathly hallows are literally not needed.
Kevin Wright
What houses were Fudge and Scrimgeour?
Evan Anderson
I assumed she thought "Deathly Hallows" sounded cool so wrote them in to justify the title
Thomas Diaz
What if Harry forced Quirrel to shake his hand at the start of the movie
Lucas Miller
Why does this series pander to such low IQ types?
Oliver Gray
Hufflepuff and Gryffindor
Logan Perry
Great movies. Especially to watch with your gf on a cold night around Christmas while sipping hot chocolate with a little tequila
Ryan Hill
>watching nip cartoons while feeling superior to anyone
Sebastian Wood
>why are children's books easy to read
Jaxson Myers
Books are good despite the flaws of the world
The Chris Columbus movies (1-2) are the only good ones, didn't help that the original (perfectly cast) Dumbledore passed away.
To put it into a form that Yea Forums can understand
Movies 1-2: GoT with ASoIaF aide
Movies 3-8: D&D by themselves
Liam Brooks
But the first two movies are boring.
Easton Cook
>it hasn't been posted yet
Wyatt Richardson
Kek.
Harry is freaked by his power of love and prefers a quiet life with the Dursleys.
Fin.
Dylan Rodriguez
Wingardium Chadviosah
Carter Sanchez
Fuck, Nevill looks like THAT?
Carter Long
Jack Cooper
I don't like how people trash on the series just because it's popular and shitlibs worship it's anti-racist themes.
About the only real criticism I see is rare, like pointing out the genuine overuse of mcguffins and changing rules of magic
Chambers sucks, Azkaban is GOAT
Angel Adams
What is the name of this spell?
Adrian Morales
Movies or books? Either way yeah I agree, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix and it and Prisoner of Azkaban are my favorites so far. For the movies I've only watched 1-3. Chamber of Secrets (the movie) as an adaptation was fine, but I felt the actual book itself/plot and all that was the weakest of all the ones I've read so far
Thotticus
Brandon Wood
Faggotus Degeneratus
Isaiah Morris
I trash on the series because they cut out all the best shit from the books, which is just the cozy slice-of-life content of attending magical classes and learning spells. Most of that was cut so they could focus more on the main story, which is decent but that's not what appeals to me about Harry Potter. Also the movie version of Ron annoys me
Landon Nelson
*clink clink clink*
AHEM
FUCK SLYTHERINS
FUCK DEATH EATERS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK SNIVELLUS
Jace Gomez
Damn, Gary Oldman is a handsome bloke.
Jacob Perry
>he never got to go on crazy adventures with Harry as James 2.0 and teaching him the way of the marauders
Killing him was a mistake, I think. There was so much potential.
Owen Hughes
Deh!
Carter Clark
Who should have died instead?
Jaxon Barnes
how many girls do you think got molested then had their memory wiped at hogwarts?
Kayden Sanders
Neville
Justin Hughes
someone from the DA, I think, there's more room for angst that way since Harry would have to deal with that every day at Hogwarts
Camden Morales
Chuck
Kevin Myers
Jej
Tyler Sanchez
What is Hogwarts' tax policy?
Caleb Morales
do you think Ron and Harry would take it in turns to make poly juice potions of all the fittest girls in Hogwarts and fuck each other?
Luis Sanchez
Dominic Hall
>About to nut in Polyjuice-Daphne Greengrass' sweet pussy
>She turns back into Ron
>Your dick is now stuck in his body and you're cumming onto his internal organs while he screams in horror
Ian Davis
>taxes
no such thing. before you ask, the ministry is funded by robbing muggles
Anthony Diaz
>yfw
Ryder Cruz
Taxing and lending money is for ((((((goblins))))))) not proper wizards
Christopher Barnes
3 is decent but you are right
Joshua Reed
Why did Harry Potter have to be a cucklord? Using fucking disarming spells like a faggot instead spamming uncucked curses like a chad. Fucking tired of "the good guy" always having to be some morally superior nigger instead of just wiping bad guys off the face of the Earth. Fuck this gay shit I'm making a remake and it's gonna be called Dirty Harry.
Parker Myers
>literally the worst magic/fantasy based universe
Juan Perry
Only turboautists obsess over lore
Benjamin Foster
Harry Potter is dead.
Cursed Child didn't kill it, but Fantastic Beastiality did.
Gavin Reyes
>Fred and George run a scam where they get a first year a to drink a polyjuice in exchange for unlimited jelly beans and charge people tickets to run a train on them
>they run a premium service just for teachers
Elijah Carter
>getting this pretentious about fantasy books
It's just comfy fun, Vergilfag
Isaiah Brooks
iirc in the last book he gets into a bit of a tiff about this with remus, he tells harry to stop being a faggot and just shoot to kill but he refuses.
Adrian Powell
>It's just comfy fun
that's the problem with the later films, they took it all way too seriously.
Connor Walker
when was it where every film turned into that green/grey grimdark mess? around 4?
Jace Nelson
ironically the one with a character called Serious Black
Anthony King
Nah Goblet of Fire was mostly fine in that department, I think it was Order of the Phoenix (5) wherenit started
Prisoner of Azkaban had some dark scenery but it blended well and was more natural. I think what user is talking about is how
the last few movies overused the weird dark blue and greenish filter.
Isaac Perry
I think Goblet of Fire was the last good film. It all fucking sucked after that.
Zachary Lewis
I PoA but it was definitely the turning point for the series
Owen Perry
after Hermione turned into cat beast, Ron got the idea of feeding polyjuice to his rat. With uncontaminated potion he was able turn scabbers into all the top stacys,which he fucked everyday.
Carter Morris
You went one film too far.
James Hall
Goblet was easily the worst one, everything that made the book good was cut out for more action and CGI shit. They don't even show the Dursleys for fucks sake
Ian Gutierrez
I can only imagine Pettigrew’s torment, unable to reveal himself, forced to make squeaking noises as Ron forced himself on you, his slick, pubescent body knotted with tension until he finally dumps a big steaming hot load into scabbers/pettigrew/stacy’s pussy and rolls over to sleep
Thomas Murphy
>Hermione turned into cat
holy fuck I forgot about that, imagine what kind of monstrous hybrid fuck creatures you could create.
Grayson Stewart
you could probably mix samples to get things like a qt female Malfoy, or an asymmetric tranny looking monster at the worst
Easton Stewart
this is why I'd love a harry potter TV show that adheres strictly to the books, but today it's impossible to pull off. it couldve been comfy kino
Hudson Morales
why didn't harry give the ron or the weasley's some money? he didn't even have a wand for a whole year because of harry
Noah Allen
>vergilfag
Fuck you faggot he's clearly the superior brother
Owen Harris
because harry used the leverage to get Ginny to give him sexual favours.
Parker Phillips
Ronald Weasel
Carson Brown
She was originally going to kill Mr. Weasley when Nagini attacked him, so I guess him.
Lucas Johnson
Emma Watson aged like milk.
Leo Cox
Why would I want to talk about the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Andrew Wilson
thank fuck I thought you'd forgot
Gabriel White
>glow in the dark
John James
>They don't even show the Dursleys for fucks sake
I mean..Dudley was there
Lucas Peterson
And there it is
Jonathan Wright
why does jkr fat shame in the books? does she hate fat people?
Leo White
>does she hate fat people?
Alexander Baker
I never said I didn't like Vergil, just calling it like I see it
but Dante is still better :^)
Liam Williams
Vergil is literally the character archetype Malfoy wishes he was a part of.
Angel Butler
Samuel Martinez
Kikus Controllus
Cameron Gomez
He tried to, they literally don't let him (mainly Molly and Arthur) because I guess they don't want to take handouts from a kid. Though he actually did give his prize money from winning the Triwizard Tournament (in GoF) to Fred and George so they could start their shop.
Kayden Flores
>reading fiction
Chase Williams
Clothes offus
Caleb Murphy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Robert Hall
bump
Aiden Fisher
I don't think I'd be star struck by anyone but ema, Don't think I could even look her in the eye irl
Gabriel Robinson
Was he? All I remember is them cutting out the "Harry embarrasses the Dursleys" opening that is the staple of the series. It starts out and they're just at the World Quidditch Cup. When I saw it in theaters I got confused thinking there was something wrong with their copy
Kayden Gonzalez
Oh shit nevermind I thought you were talking about Order of the Phoenix for some reason, where Dudley and his friends start fucking with Harry at the playground. Yeah pretty sure they just skipped ahead to them staying with the Weasleys.