tommy with the long arms
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wanna be 6'3 lads. curtis isnt even that hot and all the girls want him over these chads
not fair. anyone ever tried shoe lifts?
I want to FUCK Sarah from the Olay commercial
First for Alexandra cane
>Madam already dominating the other females
solid banter from ian about the lash technician
fucking hate souf accents lads
How didn’t Elma get on. Bit of an old munter tbqh
Amber thinks she’s all that
massive explosion incoming
finish the last thread first dumbos
C H E B S
blendah
tomar-o
bloody hell nuke essex
Goddam Lucies chebs.
Lucie is unbearably fucking LENG
Fuck off, Devon cunt
/Dorset/ reporting in
Wana shag lucie
Only 5 mins left
fight fight fight
is there a more zoomer word than leng
>Maura analysing the simpletons
Total bev desu
D':
Women
Baseeeed
No history
Nothing happens
You're fucking boring
Fucking misogynist, lucie is cancelled.
>thots upsetting Lucie, who is woke on the female question
Imagine pumping lucie and watching her giant Cheb slowly rock I front of you haha
FUCK AMY
at first i thought amber was god tier qt
but shes a total fucking cow. just a bitch
When girls get in that crying mood like lucie there is no reasoning with them ffs
It's game over you can never win when they're like that
uh oh
*floods of tears*
Now's a good time to sort this out!
NOW KISS
What happens if you deny a 'chat' lads
>girl friends will be there for you more
hmmm who would I rather have there for me some lad like Tommy or Anna and yemonkeh
always correct
yikes
curtis proper rubs me the wrong way
That's never been tried
lucie is based, talking to women all the time is brain rotting
These girls can't take any criticism and give straight to defence mode
Lucie and Elma are the only worthwhile girls in that villa
>>Devon
>>history
You’re a BTEC Cornwall
Is 'having a chat' a thing normal Anglos do? Or is it just a thing for the tv show?
>skipping Madam completely
Babbling like a child. Cringe.
Don't get this being 'friends' with the opposite sex bullshit
Have plenty of female friends but I want to fuck every one of them so they aren't really friends
He’s a dickhead, thinks he’s some sort of guru, dishing out fortune cookie advice and acting like Mr nice guy
We are all in here lads, ugnore the early thread nonce
Would love to squeeze Amy's eyeballs into her skull with my thumbs haha
blame joe
Recken she sniffed her finger after?
a SHNAGGY way looool
Show only
FUCK AMY
What does it mean when a girl only hangs out with boys?
amy strikes again
>amy making this drama out of nowhere
worstcunt
Curtis is a fucking bent cunt I hate him
>mentions circles
Fuck hope tommy ain’t near
Really? Grow up.
impressive autism levels
C H E B S
>30 posts since it was posted
>60 posts here
>Landing of the guy from holland for the glorious revoloutoin
>ship from the spanish aramarda caputured and brought to shore
>Agatha Christie
Elma is so fucking peng lads
DMC (deep meaningful chat) is a regular thing if you've been drinking a bit
It's not a social obligation like on the show though
21 minutes in and everyone is getting pissed
i would let molly pull me for a wank
if you know what i mean
I know right
Lucies ideas of 'friends' is literally just guys who wana fuck her consistently trying to impress her
OOK OOK OOK OOK
>where are we at
>I don't know
You've not learned your lesson love!
>Alfred the great
>Lawrence of Arabia
>the Romans
>D-Day training sites
>Jurassic coast
Get fucked, with your wrong way round cream teas
IT IS WHAT IT IS
It is literally the fat nonce making threads 200 posts early for attention
why would any1 want to be friends with amy lool
Any of you ever said 'where's your head at' in casual convo?
Never heard it before in my life
Yewande ass
Tommy is such a brain-dead mong.
looool
tommy in bed with maura
So true desu lad
>to get frisky under the covers
>now, right here
Based 560degrees poster
molly looks smoking there 2bh
Maura is CHAOSCURTIS. His perfect antithesis.
youre the only person in here giving him attention lad
Maura is just too much for Tommy to handle
WALKING ALONG SINGING A SONG
no vote off tonight then
ahahaha out-fucking-standing marines
MAURA IS A FUCKING CHAD
>Tommy looks at the camera like hes in the fucking office
how many frames of animation is this?
Fantastic, you're a top lad
She’s fucking got him lads Molly seethe incoming
Girls can work some fucking magic to make themselves look better
Wish I had access to 10% of their powers
Tommy has definitely got a stiffy.
WALKING IN A FURY WONDERLAND
Fanny flutters is a disgusting saying, just ruined my wank
do it u peeny balled faggot
I didn't make it, stole from an user in the last thread. it's fucking quality
head spinning 560 degrees. Brilliant
>you don't want to upset anyone
>aww, Tommy fury
THE TEASE
got a stiffy from Moira
Sign on Callum chads.
Tbf to Tommy when a girl is acting like this any man is powerless
i keep seeing peter fury when he speaks
Did she just say Fanny Flutter??
Top wew, Moira kino
FURY’S GOT A BONNER
true
tommy has no idea how to interact with women kek
I made it a symbol in flash and just made 4 frames of animation.
Think it's default 24fps or might have made it 12 can't remember
Imagine they started fucking haha, that would be hilarious, right guys? Haha
Girl here. It’s actually a thing.
i love /trans/ lads
HOLY FUCK I WISH I WAS TOMMY RIGHT NOW
Maura needs to be nerfed. She's way too overpowered.
>does nothing
Have you ever had a girl want you that bad lads?
Would be a highly based exit quote
Yeah, she was a pig though
As if you would be friendly to a ginger in school Cadburg
anna is like 20 stone and shes on there
I miss 190
Yes
/arse/ reporting
Announce ndombele, sessegnon and jack clarke
Thanks to the lad who made ra Maura, made my Irish gf laugh
haha yeah of course, who hasn't
Yes was 7/10
Don’t know what it is but I hate this smug ‘haha I’m not serious’ jock cunt Lewis whatever. Would happily punch him in the face.
We all do.
yeah but I was 16 and she just wanted to make out with me and feel up my chest
theyll patch in some new characters soon. the powercreep is insane the original characters cant compete
once... i had a girlfriend... necked her and then felt really bad afterwards
Tommy thinks he’s struck gold, Maura is playing him like a fiddle to establish herself in the villa
anglos getting btfo by someone from longford the fucking state of you brit mongs
Yeah, my current GF
gareth "the architect" southgate
No you don't
Plenty of 2/10s sure
You are a pathetic nonce, stop begging for attention
tommy is this years dani
he can do no wrong
usual rules do not apply
'ATE NORF FC
I’m a sexual beast lad all the girls are like this when I hit the town hahahahaha
Imagine 2020 watching England go through to the euro final next year and switching over to see the adam maura showdown on love island all stars
woah guys took this photo earlier can't believe what I saw
why reply
Maura is BASED
but he has struck gold, to be a cog in her machine is good enough
You say that but our nigger is about to deflower your nigger
why did tommy get up to warm his hands by the fire he could have reached it from the bed
Boris Johnson is a national treasure, fuck Love Island for mocking him
are Tommy
Anna is fucking disgusting
shes a beautilful person aswell
fuck off
Maura is fucking amazing
Cringe
Never heard the name Elma in my life
Is this the most brutal mogging documented on love island
tommys arms are long enough to box with god
>this post
>only black girl on the show is irish
hahahah
checked
Just letting peopke know its the nonce, its his attention tactic responding to himself when he is desperate
anton is desperate at this point
Why the fuck did Tommy not kiss her?
Mug
Maura is a legit 100% confirmed succubus feeding of mens sexual emergies
say it how it is
Fuck off 190 you fat nonce
Never replying to anyone because I know you're always in here
You never got read the book about the elephant?
Anton broke the 4th wall
the default state as a manlet
shes too alpha female for him
haha imagine if she took your semen and made you her sex slave then drowned you in a lake haha
if you just leave him to respond to himself without giving him replies (or continuing discussions about him like this) then he will not get the attention he wants
Muuuuug
nobody considers her irish unlike your country where every ngubu is just as english as the queen
That's Elmer you dumb cunt
B R E H S
Anton deffo gonna get friendzone by Elma
we'll just let it flow
BASED
Elma looks like she could be someone's maw
>21st century, reversed roles and all that shite
BASED HOLY SHIT
i just dont think they make em like that anymore
Yeah. Less filthy than Maura though. Still with her after 7 years.
I was/am a little autistic so I needed a girl like that.
2 tasty women
yewande is such a beta she’s lucky she’s got mates otherwise maura would cave her skull in with a large rock on sight
>yewande
Based trad yewande
Is this a plus size advert? Didn’t see it
>t. homosexual poo in loo prime minister
WHAT THE FUCK
YEWANDE IS DISGUSTING LOOK AT THE STATE OF HER FACE
One of them voted out tonight yeah?
Yewande you utter virgin
easy pass to the final
Yewande's Chebs desu
called it yesterday, they kiss
yewande is the female alex
turns down molly to get with yewande
Yewande is autistic, she belongs here
It's actually really sad when they but straight up Africans on this show and then line them up next to aryan surfer goddesses.
>oh yeah you look like every black female crackhead on a NYC subway. Nice wig. I really want to touch your wig. Excuse me, i need to go talk to a literal angel.
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Exclusive pic of the new girl lads
WHOLESOME
>that group celebration
aww they're cute
black twitter
>Tommy turned down a kiss on the bed with Maura even after she teased and taunted him
Smart
Yewande is proper gross looking, how the fuck is she in the show
This is rape
Is tommy a virgin
TOMMY JUST GOT RAPED LADS
REVERSE ROLES ITS 2019
She dummy thicc
What a fucking Alpha
You would have thought the two Irish gals would have hit it off with their love of ga and taytos
>that shot of Molly behind the plant
Fucking kek
>Maura taking what she wants
MY FUCKING DICK
Bird gagging for your pecker
>difficult life
>fit bird tries to kiss u
"why is my life so difficult"
THE STRUGGLES OF CHAD
BREHS
He's only gone and done it again
Kekk did he just get guilted into sleeping with Eminem he really has no will of his own
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>moura comes over to see him all flirty
>molly comes over mardy and difficult
Hmm who to pick
Before the relationship
In the relationship
MOLLY
REDEMPTION
wtf its 10 why is it still going?
what the fuck is he doing
Sherif?
>the metal gear memes are becoming reality
Holy shit. Tommy has a will of steel. What's the chance he ends up back with Molly?
based race scientist
Jonno
SAGE him .
BB was ok , its shits real
You get me ..
LOVE IS FAKE AS FUCK OK !!
Living for these paid up sad tragic Freaks ,GTFO an go SPOONS .. GEt A LIFE OK
TOMMY WHY
>Bagel ad w/ De Niro
Unironically the best thing he's done since Casino
Ohhhhhhh FUUUUCK
I'm confused is Tommy some kind of virigin chad?
Literally just does whatever the last girl says to him
this
How long is this episode am on phone
3 hours left
Meet the Parents was kino mate
Molly Mae is fucking pathetic. She just expects the world without putting in any work.
who /hayfever/ here?
Based
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
Arsenal have got 800,000 to splurge lmao
He's too nice and he doesn't want to hurt Molly because she'll have a temper tantrum.
Left isn't white
But it's true women don't like blonds
>Is racial preference racist?
yes and that's a good thing
mmmm kinda
He's only 20.
Women like blondes with a tan, e.g. s3 Chris
If you can't tan you may as well dye your hair black.
molly on the offensive lads
oi oi mair
Seriously comedy blockbusters like that don't happen any more
The biggest reveal of the film is that his name is Gaylord Focker
about to make a new get ready
please keep this going I love it
>Left isn't white
he's got blue/green eyes and is the same shade as Tommy
how would you describe lucie, physically?
>I think I find molly more attractive
On the left looks like a medshit and Tommy is a gyppo
TOMMY YOU CUNT
kek
Is Tommy actually stupid
peng
molly will drop tommy as soon as the next guy comes in
The power of back strokes
Officially writing Tommy off, bent twat
fucking
LENG
Women don't prefer pasty nordics to other whites? shocker
Mollys arse tho
tommy island
snakeal
Could Molly be more of a cunt? Focusing on the negative when she could focus on how he didn't kiss maura
5 mins left
Exactly he is being stupid, he needs to lock maura down
tommy is the male equivalent of a brainless but hot valley girl, just nothing there but looks
cucked once again
Feel bad for Tommy, only little cheb birds want him. He needs that milk to grow strong
Tommy needs to bring them both for a chat and just say he wants a haram
Tommy WTF ARE YOU DOING
And arms
lmao this entire episode has been tommy
based not just picking one to give us drama
a fucking BEV
If molly just gets a bit more flirty she will win
Why don't YOU put some effort in Molly you dozy CUNT
wtf is tommy's endgame?
Lads please can someone screenshot all the skimpy bikini and arae pics in a folder please, and make a huge diagram. You will be a /lig/ god
Lucie
560IQ
good ting
tree hundred and tirty tree
maura ramping up her strategies right now
unreal play
tommys arms stretching the entire couch
our enjoyment
>Irelands niggers are all still breeding amongst themselves
>UK has niggers and whites interbreeding so much that there are mutts everywhere and seen as 'true Brits'
Part of me hopes Tommy doesn't pick Maura so we can see more of her on the prowl
We snake eater now
I dont hate The neets an spastics ,auits its the They Coukld be MILKING IT NOW
Its your time all the alt left Top sluts/ will fuck any mongo ok an Date , ok
Fill your Boots , an use them sluts an dump find a nice gurl ok
You wont find here , GTFO seriouslt Tards/Disabled are Gold ../makes women more wetter than there eyes .., Go on let him have a go .. Mel Gibson early Film an he ruined her , best thing she loved his big Cock , lol
Listen Lil cock doesnt matter GTFO ..
POLICE ARe HERE MODS ..
GO OUT !
>Hitler demands his Eastern European fortresses be defended to the death (Colourised footage, 1944)
KICKING OFF
>No /lig/ tomorrow
gonna miss you lads
based schizo
Exactly mate
190 finally lost it
people like what's normal. poo-haired people are common as muck
preview of next ep
tommy knows this season was dead as AF so is dragging this battle out as long as possible so we have something to watch. cya monday
Dont ruin it now I trying to save Loads from This SHUT IN SYNDROME DISABLED , Just watch Telly love , No dads going Pub, just watch telly Love
Fuck an this same as today ..
Not Having it get Out an Get Shagged take care worker as Back up , .. You are Young ,, Live it ok !!!!!
seething pisshair
>UK has niggers and whites interbreeding
only chav genetic trash, who cares lol
firty free
then why do they like 6'4 people when people under 6' are common as much
based schizophrenic poster
sunday la
Fucking inspirational
Cheers mate
I am a older than death But Lived
Can we ever be bros? I think we have bigger problems now.
6'4 is king of manlets
He's such a retarded sheep. Without someone to tell him which girl to pick he'll just let it keep going and going
couldn't have said it better myself
Tommy would go back to Lucie if she wanted him. She's the only girl he looks comfortable around. Molly doesn't actually like him, Maura is too forward and intimidating
i dont know what this is, but please continue
Nah Maura suits how Gypsy mummy's boy ways.
Maura's sex crazy persona is all fake. She thinks it makes her attractive or mature or something
she's 28 she is mature
imagine that instead of flipflopping, and doing "the right thing", you chad up and flirt back with maura when she invites you to cook her a cheese, ketchup and mayo starter and as the sexual tension peaks, you grab her with your massive orangutan arms and slam down onto the folding IKEA tables and take her right there as the girls fake laugh down at you from their perch
She's probably been fucking with boys like that for the last 15 years of her life. She's an expert.