ITT: Stunts for the inevitable female reboot

with a watermelon?

i'd watch that

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>I'm Emily, and this is "Leaving the club without a black guy"

>Hi, I’m Tammy and this is the Tampon Trampoline

>Hi I'm Tiffany and this is Following My Father's Dating Advice

>Tiffany is seen sitting at a table with a decently dressed average white guy pursuing a an MBA from a State College
>The man is making lighthearted commentary about being surprised he could get reservations at such a nice place
>He looks her straight in the eyes and asks her to tell him about herself
>She projectile vomits and taps out

>hi I'm a faggot and I need to dilate

>Hi I'm Roastie and this is Revealing My Gender on Yea Forums

is it

>Hi, I'm Melissa and this is called "race-mixing"
*followed by 45 minutes of unaltered footage of her having passionate, unprotected sex with an African guy*

is it a reservation at dorsia?

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I dunno if that qualifies as a stunt in 2019

When do you guys start listing abnormal stunts for women to do?

>Hi I'm Jenna and this is keeping my virginity past the age of 17. Welcome to Jackass

>Hi, I'm Brookelynn and this is parallel parking

>Hi, I'm Shannequa and this is college

Based finally

>possibility of contracting diseases
>the danger of establishing a relationship with a black guy
>possibility of giving birth to a niglet

I'd say it absolutely qualifies for a stunt, given all the potential dangers with no rewards

I was thinking about how a female reboot of master and commander would work. Honestly it seems pretty toxic to have unfair roles assigned to one another just because of some archaic made up rules. I was thinking they could be equals and both be commander so it would be commander and commander and they would spend their time trying new wines and meeting handsome young men off the coast of Italy.

haha

That's the life of an average modern woman tho, woman's lives aren't that interesting as to call them stunts

Yeah but modern women dont even flinch doing that shit so I doubt it would really shock the target audience.

It would horrify the male audience though.

Hi I’m Bethany and I’m gonna watch this movie without saying a word

Based dubs

Stop making fun of women

or else.

Hi, I'm Brittney and this is asking people of Harlem if they have a job

Yea Forums user here, I work in retail and i'll give any roastie that meets my eyes a psycho stare until they get physically uncomfortable. Just leer at them with crazy dead eyes until they feel threatened and leave my personal work space.

Its literally the only good thing about working in retail.

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I remember when Steve-o and Pontius went on America's Next Top Model and some chick pissed herself to impress them. It was so embarrassing, everyone was disgusted and I think she got sent home right after that.

hahaha what if a girl FARTED in your MOUTH hahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=FMqnPH7lK6E

Hi, I'm Nicole, and this is "use social media entirely anonymously and without revealing I'm a girl"

They already did years ago

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how shit was it

>here's our sexy asses
>But we're just like the boys

>IT'S LIKE JACKASS BUT WITH GIRLS

oh it shows

You sold me a shitty microwave you weasel.