*character drinks a 5th cup of joe*

>It will HEEL!

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I drink two pots a day.

>Coffee is the same as cocaine
Lmao, you people are autistic as fuck.

How is it any different?

I only drink a 16oz Starbucks coffee in the morning. I don't have any on the weekends. I much prefer tea.

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Why not drink monster instead?

Get back to work frog

what is harm potential

shhhhhhh

I just wanted to say that black tea is absolute shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=nyEGpFRWgm

Stop trying to make "coffee is for NPCs" happen. Just because you don't drink coffee doesn't mean it's for NPCs. It means you're a child.

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Based

Lol sugar will kill you faster than cocaine will

And you have absolute shit taste. Yorkshire Tea is excellent.

I always drink coffee with whole milk. idk why faggots try to act hard for drinking coffee black. I know some kiddies who do this and when I catch them drinking liquor with ice or mixed I call them out for being little bitches.

Because coffee mixed with milk isn't coffee. Only black coffee is true coffee.

I just drink a Pepis

There's no sugar in coffee you dummy

Seething OKCupid NPC detected.

>muh true scotsman argument
I could literally make that argument about anything and none of it would matter retard.

I have a vanilla coke and a coffee every morning

>sip, ahhhhh

The tables have turned mister frog. Or perhaps its the cups that have turned?

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*Penis

And the worst part is that they usually drink some cheap brand or meme shit. "Coffee addict" in indeed one of the most popular normie-core meme at this point.

i just prefer the taste of black coffee
>epic straight up is the only way meme
kill yourself

>Character does complex equation
>Imaginary ethereal numbers fly around his head

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>i just prefer the taste of black cock
we already know that user

delete i said coffee

Um, no, sweetie. No talkie while drinkie coffee. Let the grown ups enjoy their cuppa in silence. Run along sweetie and play with your toys. Shhhh

If you really think about it milk is literally cow semen, not good for you!

If you drink any of that just because instead of actually needing it you're pathetic

Same coffee messes with my stomach

>He doesn't see the ether-numerals when he big thinks
LOL get a load of this brainlet.

>tfw I drink a white monster every day and shitpost in my room
sometimes I treat myself to a veggie mcdonalds with an iced coffee because hot coffee is yucky

why do we have this thread every fucking day

>he doesn't shed his earthly form and turn into a literal equation
ummm the adults are talking ;)

I drink coffee for the caffeine and to be social. Coke is what I'm addicted to, real coke in the can with cane sugar.

It's a reddit thing

shhhh

milk and sugar is good in the morning but i like the more bitter taste of black in the afternoon

Reread my first post. I said coffee and sugar. And I also was referring specifically to the addiction, people have withdrawals from coffee/caffeine if they consume it daily.
But as a counter to your argument, many people add sugar to their coffee

>tfw trying to stay awake with coffee but it doesn't work and you just end up uncomfortably disorientated while sweating profusely
Kill me.

drink more water g

lel

to be fair Italian iced coffee is the most redpilled way to drink coffee