Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is my big red rocket!

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Really? No shit.

When he asked Bam if he wanted a Shirley Temple holy kek

Who is the worst Jackass (not counting Bam) and why is it Steve O?

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Pontius

steve o been through hell, he's alright in my book. Probably some loser like ehren

Standing behind a plane reactor was the best

youtube.com/watch?v=lEFx1qmW4ts

Steve O is a national treasure.

The most useless Jackass was and will always be Preston.

Why was 2 so much better than 1 or 3? Also, the show sucked compared to the movies, which isn’t saying much.

Perfect

2 had more budget, their partying hadn't caught up to them yet, and they still had ideas. 3 was them running of ideas and alcoholism and drugs taking over.

England

Bam is by far the mot underrated member of Jackass. Everyone always trashes him for being a pussy even though it always makes his stunts funnier. Plus his whole crew wouldn't be there if not for him. Preston has always been the disposable one.

it's the stupid one who always did stuff like eat shit or wear pubes

For me? Its Butterbean.

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Name three funny skits Bam is responsible for that don't involve "hit someone when they aren't looking".

The fuckin noises he makes kek

1. Riot Control
2. That time he got dropped in a pit of snakes.
3. Literally anytime he fucks with his parents.

pontius for all the gay shit

Bam sucked. His sketches that were planned by him literally boiled down to one of three formulas:
>I’m going to physically assault somebody when they aren’t looking!
>I’m gonna fuck with my parents
>I’m gonna do something super fucking gay involving my ass
Sure, he took some hits himself willingly, like the riot control or letting Dunn brand him, but the stupid “punch/kick someone really hard when they aren’t expecting it” had zero creativity behind it. Whenever he gets his comeuppance though makes it worth it.

Pontius the Barbarian is a 10/10 though

1. Not his idea, was something done to him
2. Not his idea, was something done to him
3. 95% of these are "Bam hits his dad when he's not expecting it"

So yeah, thank you for proving my point.

snake pit
letter on the wall
bam and ryan trying to sit on shitty foldable chairs

just off the top of my head, third one's more like a blooper but still counts imo

Woah user where you going with that goalpost?

>>Woah user where you going with that goalpost?
>Name three funny skits Bam is responsible for
>Bam is responsible for

I'm going nowhere, nigga. Take the L and move on.

he did say "responsible for". Bam isn't responsible for those bits he was the victim of them

the wild boyz is still the best

Bam being the victim makes it funny, so he's responsible for the skit's success. Checkmate nigger.

1. Hes one of the main 3 hit, thus responsible for the skit.
2. The entire joke revolves around his fear of snakes, thus responsible for what happens.
3. Hes obviously responsible for all those.
Time to accept maybe you just hate him for no reason? Its okay to not be autistic sometimes.

>he's responsible for the skit's success.
Who's moving goalposts now, asshole?

This shit has always been cancer.

>having a "Worst" Jackass cast member
They're all great.

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>You will never get your friends to fall for the soup

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>adding sacks of flour
how do they come up with this shit

Antiquing is a classic prank.

but Filthy Frank is Кинó, right?

t. insecure about their sexuality

The funniest stuff Bam did was fucking with his parents. When he set the fireworks off in his father's car, that was funny. When he got his mother to say "fuck" on camera by putting an alligator in the kitchen, that was funny. Breaking his lambo by setting off an inflatable raft in it, that was amusing. Everything else always seemed to be trying to put dildos up his ass.

Holy fuck, I completely forgot about the fucking marbles right next to the door

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is butterbean okay?

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t. fag

I never noticed it before, but is that the big red rocket at the end of the hall?

>He fell for the soup!
Every damn time.

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Fuck you. Pontius was hilarious

Based England

>bam getting more hurt kicking someone than getting kicked in the head

no he's just a wimp

>the way Bam falls flat like a wood plank

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Legit one of the best dropkicks I've ever seen.

>I changed my mind. Stun guns are my most hated thing now. Bulls are second, snakes are third.

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lot's of stuff for Jackass stemmed from CKY desu, he also had the idea for the Wee Man and Preston bungee jump bit. also slapstick is funny and skateboarding is sweet

I was going to say Ehren, but then I remembered the tooth stunt he did. I say Preston. He was a whiner and wasn't too memorable.

just about to ask someone to post this

>the one with the giant topless sumo girl

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I hated Steve-O back when the show was fresh, but the more time passes, and the more I learn about him, the more based I think he is. Johnny will likely always be my favorite, but Steve-O might be my #2.

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youtube.com/watch?v=bacPpbkiegA

>bam and ryan trying to sit on shitty foldable chairs
This one was so unintentionally funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=A4_PoPHKdUk
Why did Ehren always get the worst skits?

>damn near jumps over Bam as he nails him with both feet to the head
>sticks the landing and helps him up
What a bro.

kek, he even spotted him a freebie

Can someone post the one were Dave rings a bell and something explodes and knocks him out.

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This one?
youtube.com/watch?v=VuTpABug1ZM

*almost dies*

You shove a fish hook through your fucking cheek if you think you're better

Steve O and Knoxville were the fail safes of the entire cast, whenever you had some shit that was too fucking insane Knoxville would do it and whenever you had some shit that was too gross you had Steve O. By that merit alone they are not the worst.

Dave or Ehren were the worst. I've never supported the whole
>Bro, you'd be just as whiny if you were in their shoes
yeah I would be, but I'm not in an industry around breaking my shit for other people's entertainment. They are. They agreed to do the shit they had done to them, even when they were ambushed with shit they knew it came with the territory. So they had no right to bitch or even cry about the shit that happened.

Link for scientific research purposes please

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HE FELL FOR THE SOUP
for being extremely funny and wholesome

I cant remember what Pontius done other than dress up but i thought he was hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=nur38fUYaBc

YOU'LL BE THE CAT
I'LL BE THE MOUSE

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Nowhere nigga, you just missed it by a mile.

youtube.com/watch?v=6SEOguApssc

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Do you have version with sound?

>Can you hear that music?

Yea Forums doesn't allow sound.

Yeah, I know, but maybe link to youtube or something.

>"Is Butterbean okay?"

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Out of all the ones that messed with the public, my favourite was when he left the baby car seat on top of his car and drove away. I loved the genuine panic people had running over to try and stop the car.

Damn man, I remember seeing this posted with that exact filename like five years ago on Yea Forums. I doubt any newfags even know who Patricia is anymore.

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Bam was a faggot but his father was great whenever he got in on the action. I love that skit when they superglued Wee-Man to someone, and Phil just ripped him off.

The Switcheroo is still arguably the funniest skit they've ever done.

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Have webms really been a thing for that long already? It still feels like they just came out. I just checked the file details, and you're right, that webm was saved in 2014. Where the fuck does the time go?

>Phil is that you?
>Phil?
>realises it's not him, starts screaming
>stops screaming
>Phil?
>still unsure as she's touching his face
>starts screaming again

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The midget bar brawl is still my favorite and i believe the funniest thing they ever did.

It is pretty top tier, considering every time you think it might be over they just keep going.

>is butterbean okay?

I can't believe people didn't like Pontius.
Party Boy theme in Japan still kills me to this day.

He's being contrarian. Everyone loves Pontius.

reminder that Wildboyz was always the patrician show

>two dudes in their underwear wrestling each other
Does your family know you’re gay?

>American humor: intricate and elaborate humor schemes
>British humo(u)r: man in dress walking funny

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>toy car x-ray

That bit made Steve-O question his direction in life. Dunn was a fucking madman.

I still crank Apocalypse Dudes every now and then.

remember when it was abnormal and funny seeing morbidly obese people in public

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> fat suits in the past are now the average size in the us

Where are you going?

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