Patton Oswalt

I love this guy. What's his best work?

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187 on a significant other without getting caught. Marries a new THOT a few weeks later

The perfect crime.

Killing his wife

Ratatouille
This too

Murdering a serial killer investigator.

never even heard of this fat fuck outside of Yea Forums spam

his twitter attacks on trump

I forgot to add I also like King of Queens starting around the 3rd season to the end of the show. Spence is a great character for Oswalt (I ignore the murder when I'm watching)

>O&A boomer posts tired meme again to farm (You)s

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the height of his career was telling a handful of anecdotes from the worst Blade movie

he was in Blade 2?

No, Blade Trinity.

Blade 2 is the best one.

you just couldn't help yourself, could you

JOE ROGAN LEMME TELL YOU THIS STORY I WAS BANGIN A PWERTO RICAN HOOWA

Happy!

i hope you are joking

fuck off roastie

Reminder that Patton is secretly based

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someone post the pic of him getting btfo on twitter

killing his wife probably his favorite

OK so is there any real evidence he killed his wife

>what's his best work
His dead wife.

notice anything?

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Getting away with murdering his wife

How did he kill his wife?

He's got that death grip on her neck. She's got the fear of God in her eyes.

how did he get away with it Yea Forums? I'm serious, how did he kill his wife and only some meme riddle autists on an image board talk about it?

Something about xanax and pouring his spit bucket into a condom to clog her airways then removing it

Fuck you Oswalt. We know you're a murderer. Get the fuck off this board.

>king of queens
>justified
>happy
But we all know we aren't here to actually talk about his roles.

Yea Forums freaks. Patton did not kill his wife. Stop these vicious rumors against him or you'll hear from my lawyer.

His wife's accident.

You can't kill me Patton, you won't get away with it twice!

Getting Away with Murder

The classic

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Protecting the Ghostbusters 2016 movie from James Rolfe because his wife had a role in it.

Steve Sailer is based as fuck

being Quibble Pants in My Little Pony

This was his best role by far.

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Both his shows got canceled within days of each other.
APBio and Happy!
Both of them on NBCUniversal channels.

Isn’t she d- ohhhhhhhhhhh nice kek

Making a Murderer.

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Nice milkies

Fucking SAVAGE lmao

that was pre-TDS tho

likes trannies
isn't based
simple as

how did he get away with it? what connections does this d lister have?

it pretty reddit and onions to like this guy.

Killed his wife with a knife made of ice, which then melted thus destroying the evidence.

I heard she died of eternal bleeding

Good luck! I’m behind 12 proxies!

Buttfucker!

What if he did kill his wife, but only because there was a French rat pulling his hair the whole time.

He killed everyone who could hurt him. Thats his secret.

Space Cop

being a murderer

This. Homeboy killed his old lady and got away Scott free.

Space Cop

would be a great plot for a movie