I love this guy. What's his best work?
Patton Oswalt
187 on a significant other without getting caught. Marries a new THOT a few weeks later
The perfect crime.
Killing his wife
Ratatouille
This too
Murdering a serial killer investigator.
never even heard of this fat fuck outside of Yea Forums spam
his twitter attacks on trump
I forgot to add I also like King of Queens starting around the 3rd season to the end of the show. Spence is a great character for Oswalt (I ignore the murder when I'm watching)
>O&A boomer posts tired meme again to farm (You)s
the height of his career was telling a handful of anecdotes from the worst Blade movie
he was in Blade 2?
No, Blade Trinity.
Blade 2 is the best one.
you just couldn't help yourself, could you
JOE ROGAN LEMME TELL YOU THIS STORY I WAS BANGIN A PWERTO RICAN HOOWA
Happy!
i hope you are joking
fuck off roastie
Reminder that Patton is secretly based
someone post the pic of him getting btfo on twitter
killing his wife probably his favorite
OK so is there any real evidence he killed his wife
>what's his best work
His dead wife.
notice anything?
Getting away with murdering his wife
How did he kill his wife?
He's got that death grip on her neck. She's got the fear of God in her eyes.
how did he get away with it Yea Forums? I'm serious, how did he kill his wife and only some meme riddle autists on an image board talk about it?
Something about xanax and pouring his spit bucket into a condom to clog her airways then removing it
Fuck you Oswalt. We know you're a murderer. Get the fuck off this board.
>king of queens
>justified
>happy
But we all know we aren't here to actually talk about his roles.
Yea Forums freaks. Patton did not kill his wife. Stop these vicious rumors against him or you'll hear from my lawyer.
His wife's accident.
You can't kill me Patton, you won't get away with it twice!
Getting Away with Murder
The classic
Protecting the Ghostbusters 2016 movie from James Rolfe because his wife had a role in it.
Steve Sailer is based as fuck
being Quibble Pants in My Little Pony
This was his best role by far.
Both his shows got canceled within days of each other.
APBio and Happy!
Both of them on NBCUniversal channels.
Isn’t she d- ohhhhhhhhhhh nice kek
Making a Murderer.
Nice milkies
Fucking SAVAGE lmao
that was pre-TDS tho
likes trannies
isn't based
simple as
how did he get away with it? what connections does this d lister have?
it pretty reddit and onions to like this guy.
Killed his wife with a knife made of ice, which then melted thus destroying the evidence.
I heard she died of eternal bleeding
Good luck! I’m behind 12 proxies!
Buttfucker!
What if he did kill his wife, but only because there was a French rat pulling his hair the whole time.
He killed everyone who could hurt him. Thats his secret.
Space Cop
being a murderer
This. Homeboy killed his old lady and got away Scott free.
Space Cop
would be a great plot for a movie