Brad Pitt transcends the chad-cuck paradigm. The guy is a super-mega-ultra-chad. When you're in his league, you don't even have to maintain "alpha" pretensions. The world is yours.
Imagine walking down the street and knowing any woman you look at will go moist instantly. Even the most forthright, loyal, happily married women would gladly sacrifice their family lives to fuck you just once. Even a glance would fill them with validation and be remembered as a highlight of their lives.
Pitt is so off-the-charts alpha that he's probably bored with it. The things he says and does make no sense to people like you and me. We still have brass rings we want to grab. Pitt has gotten them all, and he's probably drifted into a strange form of insanity.
For all we know, the guy flies to Taiwan and fucks kids dressed as firemen. Maybe the guy gets off by fucking animals on the endangered species list. He grew tired of pussy so long ago that his tastes have likely grown ever more bizarre and gourmet.
The guy could simply say the word, and an army of 10/10 women would volunteer to be his live-in slave for fuck's sake.
I'll bite, but I think it's just a picture taken just when he's jumping off the bike. I've done the same maneuver countless times, even though I probably didn't look nearly as good doing it.
Hunter Garcia
is it a meme to be impressed that he is able to roll down a bike on a steep incline while he is standing with one foot on the pedal, or are americans just this stupid?
t. a dutchfag
Asher Brooks
no one is impressed by the photoshop, that's the whole point
hes a rich and powerful man riding down some street doing kids bicycle tricks on a shitty hybrid bike while wearing cloths a poor irish father would beat his kids in, he just doesnt care and its all ridiculous
>has barely any kids >forced to adopt shitskins by crazy wife >wife treats shitskins better than own biological kids >as a result one kids becomes a tranny >spends all day smoking weed to cope YEAH WHAT A CHAD
