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Incel has a deadly semen accumulation, Cameron has to save him and/or Chase.

ligma

House performs unnecessary surgery on Wilson while he's asleep and turns him into a woman

How would Cameron do it?

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It's lupus but on the space station

Bangs, Dingo, and Token can't figure out a rare disease. House comes up with a radical diagnosis, but Jewess won't allow it. After conferring with Doctor Boyman he does something without approval. 2 pills later the patient is saved.

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Thirteen picks up some skank from the bar and scissors her for 45 minutes.

Her new movie Book Smart was shockingly good

shut the fuck up

Oi wot if house was a app and cuddy deleted him mental innit

A patient (played by Tom Hardy) comes in with a bad burn injury, but it’s later discovered that he was involved in a terroristic plot just a few months earlier to crash a CIA plane.

>man comes in walking on all fours and starts rolling on his back having a seizure after he can't get a drink of water
>nobody understand whats wrong
>all episode, they give him treatments for various hypothesis; bone marrow transplants, different food etc - reacts badly or starts barking at the doctors unintelligibly
>last 5 mins of the episodes
>House is throwing his ball around the office in frustration
>it accidentally bounces out the window
>he walks over to the window to see where it lands, sees a dog has picked it up
>camera slowly moves closer up to House's face
>"Oh my god"
>"It's dog-itis"

White collar worker comes in with seemingly unrelated symptoms to an unknown disease. House traces his patients steps to a store on the edge of town. He recognises the building as a former haunt of his, and enters to find it under new management.
House returns to his patient with a diagnosis and treatment plan. Houses patient must wear comfortable loafers for the rest of his life to survive

Remember the episode where Chase fucking assassinates some African dictator? That’s when this show became shit

Dr. House is taken by a CIA agent onto a plane where, under the threat of a shot to the head and being tossed out, he has to quickly diagnose a patient suffering from respiratory problems and gigantism.

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"Genes and gentility"
>House's mother is sick
>House starts getting the same symptoms
>turns out it's a hereditary disease
>House has Foreman break into scientist lab
>Steals a time machine
>House travels in time and visits his ancestors in order to diagnose his mother and himself
>takes place during the middle ages, the Enlightenment and WWI

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a guy is sick and they dont know what it is so the nigger the woman and the faggot break into his house and find the thing that made him sick meanwhile house is a druggie and his bestie tries to help him and fails

full kek

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anyone else getting a million House clips on the YouTube algorithm? before that i was getting a Conan vid every other recommend

What the hell is ligma?

How can Americans stand to watch hospital shows when they're all 1 minor illness away from going totally bankrupt? House MD was especially egregious in this regard. Having specialsts care for you like that and preforming experimental procedures and using up tons of expensive drugs... Even if House saves them in the end they're now millions of dollars in debt. Might as well just kill them at that point, it's not like they'll ever be able to pay the debt. And even if they die, the debt is passed on to their kids. What a fucked up country holy shit.

Sherlock is sick and House tries to figure out why. Mirror match ups are always fun. Closest they came to that when that Jesus kid gave Wilsons patient gf herpes.
That but less Jesus and more autst vs autist shenanigans.

>who the fuck is Steve Jobs?

Has Mouse Bites been posted yet?

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>I have never heard of insurance

Do europeans really beliebe it's better to straight up just die than be in debt? I guess that explains why you like socialized healthcare so much.

based

He cures cancer because everyone is stupid

I think the show hints that House's department isn't profitable and they end up eating most of the cost of the diagnostic tests that House orders simply because of the prestige that House brings. It's also hinted that House makes shit wages for a doctor because of this.

LIGMA BALLS LMAO

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So that's what Warwick sees every day.

House has a giant fivesome with Cuddy, Cameron, 13 and Chase. He then gets his blood test results, turns out he got HIV. He then proceeds to fuck back Cuddy, Cameron, 13 and Chase separately so he can find out who gave him AIDS.
At the end of the episode, he realizes THEY ALL have AIDS because Foreman been raping their anus in their sleep for months.

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What a twist!

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Its from sawcon

I'll never not love this gif

>House makes shit wages for a doctor because of this.
He lives in an apartment that easily costs $4500 a month.
Buys guitars, motorcycles all the time
Wears brand name clothes
He's pulling $300k/yr easy.

It's just that he doesn't spend much money and makes some on the side

What's with the recent Warwick Davis hate? Did he say something remotely left of Hitler so we hate him now?

>House does a shift in the ER.
>Notices some discrepancies in the cases.
>Looks in to the crime statistics
>Gets redpilled.
>Calls Foreman a nigger