Stop harassing me and my family or there will be consequences

Dear Yea Forums

This letter has been served as notice of your unwarranted harassment activities, or the equivalent thereof, on the "Yea Forums" board of your site that has been on-going in recent weeks. Therefore, you are required to cease and desist all verbal and physical attacks, including but not limited to:

There were numerous incident of me receiving barbarous and hightist threats, describing in excruciating detail the violent acts you would like to inflict upon me. In one of the vile texts, someone threatened to "kick me in the head and send me flying" to afterwards "stomp my head like a watermelon". Another one wanted to starve me and feed me my own son. The one which caused me the most distress however and fearing for my family's safety was a person who threatened to abduct me and my sweet daughter, to torture rape and kill over a period of years.

If you do not cease all related acts a harassment lawsuit will be commenced against you.

The previously conducted actions are unwanted, unwelcome, and have become unbearable. Due to the aforementioned harm you have caused, this cease and desist shall serve as a pre-suit letter demanding that you provide us written assurance within 7 (seven) days that you will refrain from further actions that could be deemed as harassment.

If you do not comply with this cease and desist letter within the aforementioned time-period then a lawsuit may be filed in the proper jurisdiction seeking monetary damages as well as pursuing all available legal remedies for your harassment.
You can reach out to me on the email provided.

Sincerely,
Warwick Davis

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Show penis and boobs pleaze

God I wish he would end this terrible place

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this little freak?

Midge

I hate midgets so god damn much.

Timestamp faggot

You think that thing has a penis? It can't be more than a slightly exposed urethra tube

We have a low court writ ordering you stop midge posting or expect a knock on the door and a block account.

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Nice quads

Im gonna kick you

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Those digits...it must be legit

Loved you in Austin powers by the way

>not a knock on the doorstep

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pasta plz

Which one?

>not a knock on the cat flap

go on, have your fun. let's see were it will take you once the court finds out your IP addresses and I will be able to take legal action. I dare you

and just for your information, me and my team are going out of our way to make sure your employers will be informed and you have to deal with all consequences following.

just have your fun, let's see were it will take you.
and just for your information, my team has been intensely monitoring this website for about one month and compiled a collection and documented of your vicious behavior.

laugh while you still can.

checked, and also the quads are his height in mm

So you working on any fun projects?

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>I'm putting together a team

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>you'll need someone on look-out

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Make me Peck! peck peck peck!

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Seriously how tall is he? 5'11"?

Davis is a small man but not that small. I'd say at least 6'2. Well below average male height

Tortellini

midge

imagine kicking him in the head

THIS IS A LOW BLOW!

>to afterwards "stomp my head like a watermelon"
No no no. I didn't say "I'd stomp your head like a watermelon" I said;
What's the difference between Warwick Davis in a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sledge hammer and the other is a watermelon.
Didn't mention your head once, you little midge. Expect counter-suit for libel.

>in a watermelon
Should be AND a watermelon. Although I bet we could stuff him inside a watermelon if we really wanted to.

Nice quads man, well done!

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You can't go wrong with these digits

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midge

> This letter has been served as notice of your unwarranted harassment activities... on the "Yea Forums" board of your site that has been on-going in recent weeks.

i think it's pretty great that a major movie and television actor like warwick davis regularly lurks this board


also;
HI WARWICK!!!

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Why don't you come over to my house personally so I can use you like the tiny toy that you are

Midge.

Too short to even use capital letters. Kino.

Shut the fuck up Midge

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>my team has been intensely monitoring this website for about one month and compiled a collection and documented of your vicious behavior
What if all these Warwick memes are actually generated by his lawers who wanna start a controversy so he can appear on Oprah or something?

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midge

lol

Nice quads, too bad they are so low

And armored support

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When's Willow 2 happening you britcuck midge?

Can you drink a large size milkshake without getting diabetes?

great bait lads

>employer
you mean my mom?

>me and my team

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what a based thread

Hey Warwick, big fan here. How do you balance work and family life?

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

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You're not big Warwick is just really small.

He's hobbit size. Shorter than your average dwarf.

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Checked.
If I Can pick you up and take a little moment of your time, can you redpill me on the willow situation why is he attack Yea Forums?

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>If I'm half a man, what does that make you?
2/5ths?

I had so much fun with Munchkin when i was in the army haha

midge

>Underrated post.
Thanks user I needed that.

who allowed you to speak you wretched little GNOME?

Hi Warwick, big fan of yours and your daughters in the dumping ground, it fits some how. Quick question, is it true you are staring in the remake of the leprechaun?

He should have married a normal woman and lived in her pusy. That's what I would do.

What is Warwicks problem?

>kek imagine being a midge and living in pic related's pussy

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He actually believs all those shitposting copy pastas are real threats

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How I would love to lock Warwick Davis into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-235 inside for an hour or so. I would get someone todrag him out and watch as he starts puking and stumbling over his pathetic midget leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. I would then take him to a comfortable bed and impersonate a doctor - putting him to rest, pretending to look after him and ensuring him that he would get better. As the days pass, the disgusting little goblin will get worse and worse, vomiting, shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from his now burned and necrotic flesh, his internal organs failing and his chromosomes melting. But I would still lie to this festering imp and tell him it gets worse before it gets better. As he gets to his final stages of acute radiation poisoning, I will reveal that i lied to him the whole time and that he is going to die. The demonic pipsqueak starts bawling his beady eyes out as I let out a hearty laugh. He begs to be put out of his mercy, but I ignore his pathetic whines and start peeling his bubbling mottled skin from his tiny arms. The screams get louder and louder as I peel and peel, and I finally get some peace when I stuff the sticky, squelching flesh into his disproportionate midge-mouth. I get a bucket of his own bloody diarrhoea and rub it into his raw, exposed flesh, and finally close the curtain, turn off the lights and exit the medical room forever - leaving this satanic little munchkin to expire.

Hi Warwick

I'm a MASSIVE fan of yours. I really liked you in star wars and willow and also when you were on karl pilkington's lap.

I just want to say that you should ignore these trolls. Be the bigger man, so to speak, and you should simply just waddle away instead of stooping to their level. I've always looked up to you (in a manner of speaking) as a person and an actor, just as I'm sure you look up to many people. It pains me to see people being so short with you and being so inconsiderate, but I am sure you can rise above it all.

Midge

ur retarded..

It kills me that this midge is able to have kids and I can't

okey this is fucking epicc. screencapping for my twitter bro's!

sent :)

Listen here you little goblin, i will slap you back to lumbridge with the quickness

>real threats
Deeply down they are since there's the whole breeding other midges thing and his hollier than thou attitude, otherwise we'd make threat pastas about other dwarf celebs.

If Warwick was behind me in the drive through, I would wait another 45 seconds to check that my order was right before I drove off in order to make his food colder and the ice in his drink melt.
.... then I'd double check.

In the trashcan, where he belongs.

I, for one, would like to stick my thumbs into Warick Davis's eye sockets. I want to feel his ocular organs squish into a bloody, viscous pulp beneath the soft, yielding flesh of my fingertips. I want to hear his screams of absolute terror and pain as he realizes he'll never see again. Then, I would remove my thumbs from his eyesockets, giving him a brief respite as I grabbed a pair of barbeque tongs and a dull butterknife. with the tongs I would pluck out his ruined eyeballs and sever the optic nerves with the butter knife. at this point I would already have a hot plate going with a buttered pan ready to crudely sautee Warwick's juicy macula. As they sizzled in the pan, he would smell them, and after having been starved for days on end, he might even have the nerve to comment about how good whatever I was cooking smelled - not being able to see what it was, of course. "Here, try some." I would offer, giving him a heaping spoonful of the fried, well-seasoned sight-flesh. He would gobble it down eagerly, begging for more like the deformed goblin he was, still not aware of what he was eating. I would feed him the rest, and only after he had eaten it all would I tell him what it truly was.
As he screamed in horror and retched, I would put my thumbs into his empty eyesockets for the last time. I would drive them deep, deep into his empty ocular cavities, until I broke through the fragile bone and began to push my fingers into his brain. Slowly, his musical shrieking of pain and terror would abate as his brain becomes too damaged to operate his vocal cords, let alone comprehend what is happening to him. At this point, I place my massive, throbbing erection in front of his vegetative face and begin to powerfuck his eye sockets. In and out, in and out, over and over, until his brains are nothing more than a mess of dead cells and tangled dendrites. As I climaxed, I would push myself balls deep into his skull, seed mixing with ruined neurons in a perverse cocktail.

Greetings, my dear friend dwarf

As exponent of highest grade on Yea Forums board I must sincerely extend my apology to you. It is my humble duty to explain to you my deepest dissatisfaction caused by idiocy perpetrated by people who make this board. We are sorrowful for your misery that is consequence of our foolish behaviour. We will never repeat mistakes of the past.

Please accept this apology.

Sincerely yours,
user

I'd fuck him. That's right, I'd fuck him. I would rub my cock until I was rock hard, I'd hold that fucking creature against the cold bitumin and I'd shove myself so far up his malformed asshole my throbbing, cum-filled fuck organ would poke through this tiny faggot's twisted, disproportioned mouth. I'd fuck my cock right through him, and there's not a single fucking thing he could do about it. He sits in his little home with his little midge family, living off royalties from his freakshow displays in Hollywood. Because let's not fool ourselves, he doesn't "act", he's in movies because freakshows are frowned upon and everybody knows it, including him and his goblin family. His disgusting misshapen family, what a sickening thought. Can you believe those things can actually breed? I can't imagine those godforsaken creatures spawned from anything greater than a lab experiment gone wrong, an amalgamation of a human being and some kind of insect or sea plankton. I hate them. He'd never see any of them again, not once I was through with him. Even if he did, they wouldn't recognise him. After the first half hour his internal organs would be so mangled and distorted, his body wouldn't be able to support his abhorrent, inhuman frame. I'd fuck him relentlessly, his only breaths would be sucked in through the tiny gap my cock leaves as I retreat before the next thrust. After an hour he'd be so loose, the only friction my cock would receive from thrusting would be against the pulpy organ mince and pools of blood clogging every crevice of his demonic inner workings. I hate that fucking midge, and I'd fuck my hate right through him. I'd fuck him until my cum was the most distinguishable feature in the squishy pool of remains left when I was finished, then I'd fuck him some more. I'd promise that as long as there is air in my lungs and cum in my balls, I will not allow these demons to roam the Earth. I'd then leave to find his kin, and let the rain wash him down the drainpipe.

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Too much of this from the little hobgoblin.

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OH NO NO NO

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fake and definitely gay.

Are you going to be in more Star Wars movies ?

>tfw you know a bunch of dumb, gullible anons will read this and immediately believe it until told it's fake rather than go to Warwick's twitter or checking a news section or anything to verify it's real
Those cunts are as retarded as those asking a film's name after seeing a pic even though the file name contains the fucking movie title

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WTF IT'S REAL BROS

funny lil midge

Making fun of people is legal in America. Sorry you live in a Orwellian surveillance state, now fuck off midge. Keep on smelling farts you dummy

Imagine it's 1944 and you're a concentration camp guard. You're put in charge of the dwarf and midget sector and have free reign to use whatever means necessary to liquidate them. What methods do you use, specifically if a miserable little gremlin like Warwick Davis comes waddling through the gates?

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based pusyposter

I guess I’ll post the screenplay

mirin them numbers