How would you turn this into a full length feature film?

How would you turn this into a full length feature film?

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You don't because it's fake.

so this is the power of a Florida man who is Marine strong...

I hate women so much.

I want to learn how to do this.

With great respect to the source material.

BASED #FLORIDAMAN

Oh shut up, if this were you you wouldn’t be saying shit you dumb incel. Honestly, do you guys even TRY to get women or just expect them to be handed to you like everything else?

18 CHA

american Star Wars parodies already exist

>lvl 100 speach

>Female officers
Fucking kek

Just like women in the military, women in any police force are only good for reigning in rowdy female perps or fucking.

is this fucking real lmfao

>caring about a guy travelling at 29 in a 20 at 3 am
That is the real crime here

Now that's a fucking critical success

The former. With great lengths of mental gymnastics to justify it.

THEY ARE A DANGER TO THEIR MALE PARTNERS WHO HAVE TO DO DOUBLE WORK AND WORRY ABOUT THEM INSTEAD OF RELYING ON ANOTHER PHYSICALLY COMPETENT MALE FOR BACKUP

Do white people think that getting pussy means you have more respect for women?
If so, that explains a lot about your retarded race.

No. It's some boomer facebook meme jerking off over how alpha Muhreens are.

FLORIDA MAN IS A MEME BUT ITS REAL

LIKE THE GUY WHO FUCKS GATORS IN THE ASS TO TEACH THEM WHOS BOSS

...calm down user

>retards falling for this
jesus

Based

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based bayou man

>Oh shut up, if this were you you wouldn’t be saying shit

fucking how do you come to that conclusion? You think fucking women leads to respecting them?