Here's your new batman, bro

>People actually care about comic book movies backed by multi million pound companies
How old are you OP?

>These fucking twink faggots
Kys already. Batman is supposed to be a master of all martial arts, 6'2 and 210lbs.

Like what the fuck do you think that looks like, you outta shape piece of useless shit? Michael Keaton?

>tall
>sculpted
>handsome
>white
>can act
Good.

>They’re kind of ugly looking

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>pound
have sex mate

Keep Affleck as Bruce Wayne.
Make him older with makeup.

blue and orange meme wow so beautiful and atmospheric

Nice going proving his point. Looks generic as fuck. Not to mention the blue orange contrast.

the color pallettes of affleck/nolan batman were atrocious

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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMETHING REVOLUTIONARY FROM A FEW YEARS AGO IS NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE A DECADE LATER BECAUSE OF A FUCKTON OF COPY CATS

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAH MUMMY PLEASE FEED ME MILKIES BECAUSE I AM A RETARDED HAPLESS RETARD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Have sex.

I'm fine as long as fatfleck is batman in current timeline. That motherfucker rocks the old veteran batman role..

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DAMN, the zoomer's generation of Batman looks like THAT?!

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>Somebody typed this

Have sex.

fuck off, batman does not kill

Literally the best Batman. I bet you unironically enjoy Dark Knight Returns with its fucking retarded mutant monster enemies and the stupid fucking 13 year old girl Robin who is some master gymnast jumping across rooftops because she put on the fucking costume. Fuck you.

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Pattinson is /ourguy/ tier.

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Literally the best Batman MOVIE.

Keaton, however, is the second worst Batman (only Clooney tops that list). Say what you will, he looks the polar opposite of what Bruce Wayne is supposed to look. He's a skinny manlet with frizzy hair.

Cope, you fucking incel. Take your nostalgia glasses off before I slap them off.

If he gets buff he can pull it off.

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>World's greatest detective
>Expect it to be just another hyper macho martial arts/muh tactical crapfest instead of a well thought out detective noir Kino

Here's your (you) clueless fag

Please tell me you think Nolan invented the blue/orange thing or that his batman films were remotely revolutionary

Every other Batman looks like shit compared to BvS Affleck tbqh. You could feel the alt right power surging through his veins. Pity cuck Whedon cut his balls off.

>Described as 6'2 210lbs fighting machine that has mastered ALL KNOWN MARTIAL ARTS
>Intelligent to the point where he develops gadgets that take down literal alien gods

>Some out of shape twink on Yea Forums thinks that this is the man that would be stupid enough to go in the same shape he is into battle with hardened criminals and metahumans
Word?

Here's a PITY (You) because of the mental gymnastics you're pulling. Cope, sexless incel.

yo everyframapainting, no one cares bout your film school pretentious bullshit

a fag as Batman and another fag as Lex Luther, can't wait to see who they cast as Superman

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he has the look if he can break away from his twilight image

based.

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he could be robbin

reminder that Ben Affleck is the greatest Batman yet.
There’s no way a skinny twink will be able to get ass buff and bulky as 6’4 Batfleck was. Robert Pattinson isn’t intimidating.

Batman has been wanked so hard by retarded writers and even bigger smooth brained fans. Pattinson is gonna do the role justice.

>Batman should be atmospheric art

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M A TWINK
Have sex.

Pattinson is 6'1, and it's about a younger Batman in this new film apparently. Also Michael Keaton is arguably the best Batman and he is under 6ft.

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he’s one of those retards who think burton Batman was perfect yet get butthurt over Batfleck because he killed

Why do normalfags hate Pattison so much?

needs K-Stew as Selina Kyle

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Michael Keaton is intimidating as shit. Robert Pattinson isn’t.
I’ve unironically never seen him in a good role

>Robert Pattinson isn’t.

We'll have to see. He's a good enough actor.

based

>thinks Nolan's Batman was canon

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See

Woah...

This desu. Batman is supposed to be a gothic ninja detective, not some tacticool faggot with big clunky metal armor and pouches like some Rob Liefeld shit.

Just give him a decent Batmobile for a change.

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This. He could end the crime if he'd kill the criminals but ultimately he plays cat and mouse game and he doesnt care about civilian lives.

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me on the right

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it's hard to make it look cool and not too cartoonish, bale went to the other extreme to the point it's just a tank, if you think about it though the whole concept of the batmobile is fucking retarded: an assassin who hides in the shadows of the night but who also needs a flashy car with explosives every now and then

He is good in Good Time, High Life, Cosmopolis, The Rover etc. He can act.
The film is about young Batman. It's a detective murder mystery film. He may be a master of martial arts later on, or bulk up during the trilogy. But it's a murder mystery in the first place, i hope it won't be another action flick.

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keaton's batmobile is best batmobile

>young Batman
Didn't he start training pretty early on?

I want a more pro active Alfred this time, one who gets involved and shows more of his skills.

I’m not even a Nolan fan but it is pretty much indisputable fact that he was revolutionary to capeshit to the point where everyone tried to cop his style, including man of steel

Zero idea. I don't think the film has to go 100% according to the source material. Autists who complain that the batman is not like in the comics are the worst. It's a film, different medium and each director has different interpretation of the character. Each director puts his own style and his own thoughts into those films. That's why Batman films are the most interesting capeshit around.

kino

>2004: Here’s your new Batman, bro.

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>BLUEFILTER BAD
>ORANGE FILTER BAD
>SILVER FILTER GOOD

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He's a fantastic actor. Did you see Good Time?

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They were ugly back then. That's as the point of them.

No batman movie, nay, no super hero movie ages well. Go rematch tim burton batman, ironman, hell even avengers 1. None of them hold up.

>shag

>1989 Here's your new batman

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>here's your new batman 1998

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>It's a film, different medium and each director has different interpretation of the character. Each director puts his own style and his own thoughts into those films
You're not wrong, I just think there's an underlaying tone to the character that should be respected.

Take Michael Keaton for example. Tim Burton is balls deep in American Romanticism and drew a lot from it, much of which regards the "brooding, silent hero" treatment that we got in those films. I think his two Batman movies are the best ones yet made purely on aesthetics and ambient alone, but I will never be able to take Keaton seriously in the role. He's not consistent with what one would imagine a massive, muscular, imposing figure like Batman because he is short and skinny.

I don't think Pattinson is the worst choice for the role desu. We've had fucking Clooney and Keaton, Pattinson is a good looking bloke and a solid actor.

How has no one else in Yea Forums seen this movie? It's fucking awesome. With no budget they made something better than what hollywood puts put for 100mil.

Pattinson is 100% redeemed from the twilight nonsense. he' going to have a long career if batman is a hit. he's got the chops. Unlike Kristin Stewart.

>new batman is detective story
so riddler is main villain?

There's also tons of retcon in the comics. There's no singular cannon for an classic super hero really. There's hundreds of versions.

mom's gonna freak

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Peter Dinkledge as the riddler would make my day.

I think he could be good. The truth is i'm more worried about who will direct this thing, and what kind of story/vilain they'll choose.
Christian Bale was not a bad Batman per se, but Nolan ruined the character cause he didn't want it to be a Batman movie.

Or the Mad Hatter.

I agree but we have no clue what kind of movie this will even be, could easily and more likely be more of the same

How does he have such good ab definition but virtually nothing for pecs, triceps, or biceps.

Christ man balance your work out

>implying Burton bat didn't kill that clown when he shoved a bomb in the clown's pants
Burton's Batman actually did some detective work instead of just beating up his enemies or breaking in to offices to steal information. Burton's films are excellent because they have variety.

I don't think she's bad, she just makes weird film choices sometimes.
Have you seen Sils Maria? She was rather good in that.

Yes, but some people act like there is singular version and everything has to be done according to their version.
It's great, watch The Rover and Cosmopolis now.
>unlike Kristen Stewart
She has done good work with Olivier Assayas. She was good in Clouds of Sils Maria and Personal Shopper, also Certain Women and Cafe Society. They are both good actors. I prefer Pattinson, he works with more interesting directors and takes on more dangerous projects like High Life. Even if i don't always love the films that he makes, they are at least interesting.

low bf%

They are like 7 villains rumoured to be in the film right now. It's supposed to be noir murder mystery with Batman acting more like a detective.

that makes me think whenever they'll be actual villains for just people before becoming ones

This, he was amazing in the Lighthouse with Willem Dafoe. Just because he was typecast as a teenage heart-throb doesn't mean his career ends there.

Ah that makes sense

>Implying that's not a good thing

this would be cool as fuck

I think they will be a part of mafia, like Penguin, Two Face etc. It's also trilogy, not only one film.
Have you seen The Lighthouse? How was it?

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Pattinson is great and will do a good job. I hope he and Joaquin usher in a new age of arthouse superhero films.

Burtons Batman films have aged even worse. Especially the 2nd where it all looks like a soundstage.

He only needs a tan and dye his hair black.

Nothing compares to BvS Affleck. This faux arthouse twink who only got street cred by shitting on those who made him famous. Him playing batman will just feel like going to Reddit s.o.i playschool.

There's none of the masculinity of Affleck here. You could imagine his batman coming home drunk and hitting his wife. This will have none of that grit or relatable masculine anger.

It's not real challenging art though is it. It's just a fedora tipper jerk off fest for the Reddit "movie buff" crowd. McDonald's arthouse through and through.

I think Hush, Prometheus and Riddler would be good for detective kino

People just don't want to or can't believe in movie magic anymore, and who could blame them these days with how DC has been.

I believe in Pattinson though.

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Your definition of twink seems to be fucked. Pattinson now in his 30s is not a twink.

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>rebooting batman every 2-3 years now

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>val kilmer
>batman
>1998

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Sure, sure, but still, it would be better than the rest of the DCCU stuff.

Twink as in having the body of one, not as in being the age of one.

We had threads about it for weeks when it came out

Batman is the worlds greatest detective first and a badass fighter second. I'm glad to see a movie doing it right

He has the same frame as Bale. He'll jump on the Hollywood roids diet and he'll be fine.

I wonder how Guy Ritchie would handle a detective orientated Batman film.

Why the fuck do I think she can work as a Joker instead.

Who I wanted to play Batman vs New Batman. Feels bad.

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Iron Man has aged remarkably well and is the only quality capeshit other than Batman Begins

Edward the sparkling Batboy

Though still, Spider-Man (2002) and Spider-Man 2 (2004) are the best capeshit films of the 21st century.

Downloading "Good Time" right now, what is some other Pattinson kino?

Those aren't capeshit though, they're pure kino

Can't argue with that.

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looks good
no homo

She's dyke and looks like a boy.

yes watching a screen saver fly around a low-res ferris wheel composite looks awesome.

literally a jojo character, I like it

tpbf

If he bulks up, he'll do well. He's got the jaw structure and since getting older, he doesn't look like as much as a faggot as he did in Twilight (which was heavily done with Make-up).

>tfw never ever get a sleek live action batman beyond
these two would be perfect fugggg

why does affleck look so fat as batman? bale didn't look fat. affleck doesn't even look muscular and thick in his suit, he just looks straight up fat.

>Been hitting the gym 3 times a week.
>Have a bigger chest and and arms, but next to no abs and neglected legs.

Women only care about the upper body, right guys?

he's got the acting chops for it, high life was breddy gud just really bleak sci fi

That’s why it will never happen

they think he's nothing but the dumb twilight role, not knowing he constantly made fun of it and edward. they don't think he can act because they haven't seen high life or metropolis.

but catwoman needs to have booty to go with the skin tight suit
she would have to make some enhancements first

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forget keaton and afleck,
Just fucking use Kevin Conroy at this point in about 5-10 years you retarded redditors.
We'd get kino batman voice

He was even making fun of it while filming.

youtube.com/watch?v=nFA6Ycch1EM

He's a good actor, not a bad choice

hell even avengers 1...
user I, it's always been shit.
i agree with this one aging well, but it was made by a competent studio

director's cut watchmen is ok. brightburn was fun.

literally /ourguy/
I heard he got in trouble eventually for being too vocal about his hatred for the dumbass series and was ordered to pipe down about it.

Batman should only ride a bike.

>He's a good actor

lol, twilight fags are the worst. kill yourself tranny.

It's a great film, he's a good actor who doesn't need to rely on dialogue to show the emotions that are at play within his character. He was the most able on the set of twilight and elevates them films from trash to watchable at least

Man, Ham would have been perfect for batman

You sound like a huge gay faggot with some homosexual tendencies.

they should have casted Jon Ham in a sin city like batman movie

Affleck is boring as shit.

You are one sad sack of retarded shit.

twilight was trash but the soundtracks were good. I actually like this scene from the second movie, it manages to feel really dream-like and the radiohead works well with it.
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if the movies had been from the perspective of Bella's dad, Charlie, the cop, and framed as an eerie detective kino it would've actually been great.
>people in town start disappearing around the time your daughter shows up to live with you for a while
>investigating deaths that resemble crazy bear attacks on people
>daughter starts dating the well behaved but weird boy in town
>eventually slowly piece together that your daughter's boyfriend isn't quite human and is somehow connected to the disappearances
>realize even if you know the truth about her boyfriend he can effortless run circles around you

You guys realize Pattinson is 33, right? He can't play a teenager.

based.

>when I read it, it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published

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