Talk to Transformer Thread

This is some shitty version, and the real actually good one is private and being offered to companies

>Fourth film in the trilogy
>Fourth
>Trilogy
Truly kino

It’s indistinguishable from actual Cumtown bits

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I know. Open ai is pretty damn cool

uncanny stuff here

I copy/pasted a part of the script for Event Horizon:

>WEIR
>It's the Event Horizon. She's come back.

>HOLLIS
>That ship was lost in deep space, seven years ago. If the Titanic sailed into New York Harbor, I'd find it more plausible. Houston wants Aerospace to send out a search and rescue team, investigate the source of the transmission. If it really is the Event Horizon, they'll attempt to salvage.

Here's what the AI came up with:

>WEIR
>It's possible, Houston. Let's see... the ship would be heading straight for the North Pole, where the wind is strong enough to support an ice floe. What if the ship somehow drifted into a deep space void, which would expose the Event Horizon's outer hull like it did in the Titanic's maiden voyage.

>"This makes a

Scarily accurate

the prompt
>And it might have been for this reason only, that, when I again uplifted my eyes to the house itself, from its image in the pool, there grew in my mind a strange fancy-- a fancy so ridiculous, indeed, that I but mention it to show the vivid force of the sensations which oppressed me. I had so worked upon my imagination as really to believe that about the whole mansion and domain there hung an atmosphere peculiar to themselves and their immediate vicinity-- and atmosphere which had no affinity with the air of heaven, but which had reeked up from the decayed trees, and the grey wall, and the silent tarn-- a pestilent and mystic vapour, dull sluggish, faintly discernible, and leaden-hued.

>Shaking off from my spirit what must have been a dream, I scanned more narrowly the real aspect of the building. Its principal feature seemed to be

The AI:
>vernacular, for it was situated on the edge of an alpine stream, which ran through a gorge in the heart of the estate, flowing towards the valley whence the house and estate fell. It seemed to me that such a precipitous hillside was only an accidental accident of earth, that, as the valley descended towards the valley of the river, the slope seemed to rise a few steps above it. Such a valley, in this view, was a natural and unevac

This AI isn't very good. It can mimic the rhythm of the prompt, but it doesn't understand how words fit together.
>vernacular?
>precipitous hillside?
>accidental accident?
>the valley descended towards the valley?

On phone and having difficulty getting it to work right so fuck it, I'm doing it this way:

>The nigger faggot began shitting on my dick with a piece of wet paper wrapped around myself like an umbrella until I could see the outline of its penis. When the paper was no longer lodged with my dick, the nigger then started licking the flesh with the paper, before fisting the rest of the paper on my penis, and fisting that too until my dick was still fully erect. If you see anything weird about this scenario though, it's that he fisted the tip of his erection just above the slit I had cut to keep it from sticking out, and then continued until it stuck fully out. The other nigger fisted my penis until I couldn't stand it and was forced to call the police. The police arrived immediately, and as the police approached, the young girl began to cry uncontrollably. The nigger took her into a nearby bathroom to tell her about the incident. When the male officer was about to leave, he gave her one last chance to take out her frustration by masturbating, then he put his hands up towards himself for a brief moment to masturbate, and then he handed her both of his penises.

>When it finally became evident what had happened, the NIGGERS immediately started to leave the bar. When they arrived at the police station, the young girl immediately screamed and tried to fight a police officer as he attempted

Prompt:
>FIRST WITCH: When shall we three meet again in thunder, lightning, or in rain?
>SECOND WITCH: When the hrulyburly's done, when the battle's lost and won.
>THIRD WITCH: That will be ere the set of sun.
>FIRST WITCH: Where the place?
>SECOND WITCH: Upon the heath.
>THIRD WITCH: There to meet with Macbeth
>ALL: Fair is foul, and foul is fair:

AI:
>SECOND WITCH: My Lord, and my Lady, and the other fair ones.
>[Scene of the house in which we are to meet again, with macbeth standing beside her]
>JACOB: O, fair be thy lord of blood again! Wird in 6 vols 1990-2003
>THIRD WITCH: My Lord, and my Lady, and the other fair ones.
>JACOB: O, fair is foul, and foul is fair: and I will have it fair from now on. Wird in 22 vols 1969-2003
>FIRST WITCH: What, so we are coming back from the battle? Wird in 11 vols 1967-2006
>JACOB: I am not. I'm a little tired, but come to it

Prompt:
>Patriarchy: What do you believe in?!
>Wonder Woman: I believe in love.
>Patriarchy: Then I will destroy yoooouuuu!
>[Patriarchy shoots lazer beams at Wonder Woman]

AI
>Patriarchy: I was the one who broke your heart...
>Patriarchy: If I were you, I'd get off my chest and kick your ass!
>Patriarchy: Please! We all deserve to love as well!
>Patriarchy: What if I was you and I didn't care you cared about me?
>Patriarchy: I'd give you nothing and just get you out of here!
>Patriarchy: If you don't give me what I want, we'll just have to go our separate ways...

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>you will never take this class

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what

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Truly postmodern

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Is he, dare I say it...

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K I N O
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>SOCRATES:
Fucking lost it

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