Ramsay is holding a gun to your head. He's going to smash your brains in if he doesn't like the last thing you ate

I'm eated a apple

The gayest of fruit

I ate cock so i think he’d be onboard

Did you grow a mango tree yourself?

is it a gun or an axe? and wait, he's going to beat me to death with a gun?

ham, colby jack and a fried egg on toasted rye with a salad with caesar dressing and feta

Pulled pork nachos. I’m good.

UK weapons law doesn't permit him to own an activated firearm

>pasta from box
>didn't even heat the sauce from jar
>sprinkled some garlic powder on
RIP

me to hehehe

Nigga just eat beans lmao

I'm either fucked because he is a complete snob, or fine because he is more normal than he makes out in the shows. Salt and Vinegar crisps.

Do 6 steel reserves count as eating?

He loves mac and cheese. Do kraft dinner next time

i don't like beans

too*

THIS NIGGA AIN'T EATIN BEANS

Hope he likes HIV pills lol

Nachos are bad for your health !!

New York strips over a charcoal grill with potatoes o'brien and broccoli.

>Mozzarella and red pepper flatbread

Unlike you faggots I actually eat good food, so I'm fine.

I accidentally under cooked some Ore Ida frozen shoestring fries, please Gordon no

Still seething, Amy?

I wouldnt ever eat mac and cheese, that shit is disgusting to me, so I'm dead probably

Double discounted frozen generic mac & cheese that was slightly torn and freezerburned. I also overcooked it in the microwave by 10 minutes.

I wanna lure Gordon Ramsay into my pizzeria. I will make the same pizza, just 10 times as large. Then, I will call him into the kitchen. When he's through, I'll immediately trigger the trap and wrap the pizza around this old fuck. "Bloody HELL" he'll scream, but me and the boys will continue to squeeze, until the grease from the pizza integrates into his skin so he'll smell like cheesy, greasy pizza permanently.

I had a glass of milk (raw, heated, jersey)

*to

A glazed donut made by Safeway. Bought 12 donuts for 3 bucks. They were on the discount rack cuz they were old

Surprisingly less violent than I thought it would be

>They were n the discount rack cuz they were old

That's a paddlin'.

It was steak sliced with fried onions on garlic toast, with cheddar melted on top. Baked potatos and carrots on the side.

I would put the onions over un-sliced steak and cheese on the garlic bread on its own, but other than that sound fucking lovely. How did you have it cooked?

a chicken sandwich made from leftover chicken from my job and leftover bread from my brother's job, topped with kroger brand ranch dressing
i will not survive

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Why peppers? Why not orange rinds?

That chicken looks disgusting and those snap peas were oily as fuck I bet. Next time sear you're chicken, roast it separately and cook your vegetables separately. Stop using oil and start cooking with butter.

Corn flakes and honey - I'm thinking I'll live

Toast (brown bloomer, medium) with cream cheese and rhubarb jam, washed down with a cool refreshing glass of milk

medium rare

baby potatoes and carrots chopped a bit, with olive oil, bit of pepper and salt

Are those snap peas or bits of Capsicum?

OH my god, are those peppers? Learn to julienne. Christ that's terrible.

I hope he likes dog semen

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You tell me

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I honestly can't tell. I thought they were snap peas but another user said peppers. The image quality is shit. All in all terrible looking food.

Sounds good, I like mine rare, but it depends on the cut of steak you have.

a gallon of whole milk and a pound of unsalted peanuts

guess my height/weight

They don't even look remotely like snap peas to me. That guy is probably dead though.

I ate an Auntie Ann's jalapeno pretzel with that liquid salsa cheese and a bunch of Raley's Jalapeno poppers with ranch dressing. If he doesn't kill me my anal prolapse will.

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>able to buy it in the mall
>spicy
no

Wouldn't pulling the trigger be easier?

Peanuts are nigger tier food. The only nuts worth eating at macadamias and cashews.

A regular frozen pizza with cheese, ham and red peppers.

Added on top:
>Swiss cheese
>Mozarella
>Slices of tomatoes
>Slices of turkey ham
>Oregano
>Black pepper

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It's not the spice, user, it's the dubious combination of that tasty but disgusting salsa cheese and its dubious chemical composition reacting with the fried portion of the poppers and the ranch to create some new kind of laxative.

Spicy I can handle (and like you said it wasn't spicy anyway) but apparently I can't actually digest this shit when I mix it together. I gotta stop eating food from two different places at the same time.

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Why the fuck did you go to Auntie Anne's, you did this to yourself

I ate a salami

>A mango.
fun fact about mangoes: mangoes and pistachios are actually cousins. pretty gay, huh?

Last thing I ate was pasta with marinara made with my grandma's recipe. If he doesn't like it he can fuck off.

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>1 pretzel contains 13% of the calories needed to maintain the same weight for an average weight man with average exercise routines
>1 pretzel also contains 75% of the recommended sodium intake per day for an average adult

And Ameriburgers are probably wondering why they're dropping like flies due to strokes and heart disease, with 33% of them suffering from high blood pressure.

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why did someone shit on your plate, user?

nobody wonders why, they just keep stuffing their fat fucking faces

also u got a loicense for that opinion m8? i might submit a tip to your local police youve been bashing muzzies.

ham and cheese sandwich

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I'm not a bong just because I post nigel.

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I like soft pretzels and there's nowhere else to get fresh ones here besides costco and I didn't feel like going to costco.

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2(two) double hamburgers from 5 guys: onions, mushrooms, ketchup, mustard, tomato, and A1 sauce. I’m on a cut.

longevity is overrated

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fair nuff

american food is so packed full of preservatives and bullshit as a legacy of the cold war. only rich whites are able to purchase real food which i guess is a good thing.

Did gordo kill your grandma

why do I get the impression that this is the mentality that made the butter golem guy?

Yeah, I've been there on holiday. Every premade meal was fucking packed with sugar, sodium and tasted like nuclear waste.

I quickly learned why every supermarket had like 8 massive fucking shelves dedicated to non-prescription pharmaceuticals, with 2-3 massive shelves being dedicated solely to stomach ulcers, digestion problems and diarrhea.

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Forever delitized ham and cheese tongue

Please god no, I didn’t need to remember that.

Shwarma wrap, who doesn't like that?

>tfw prep cook

Had a crap burger from a local fast food restaurant, looks like I shall greet death once again.