Would Zelda work as a film or TV series?

I've always imagined it as more of an 80s sword and sorcery type thing. But my earliest impressions were from the NES era when a lot of the artwork had a darker tone and an adult Link. I wasn't happy when Nintendo really started pushing kid Link.

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only if i get to fuck zelda

The legend of zelda needs to have both cheerful things and scary things in it. All of the zelda games are just sort of silly in every way.
Lotr had an amount of happy, kid friendly things but it also had horrible things in it as well. One of the many reasons why it's so good desu

only if annasophia robb gets to play her

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Lars, Yorgos, and Refn still make great movies.

Huehuehue

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No because Zelda games have no plot. People play them coz they have cool worlds to explore and puzzles to solve and shit to slice up.

I agree, but in some installments of Zelda, I just feel that they've gone too far in the direction of even making the scary things look a little too goofy.

No.

That's what i was saying

The biggest issue here is the character of link. Is he a mute? Is he like clint eastwood or Samurai Jack and only speaks once or twice an episode? Do they gamble with alienating fans and have him talk? Everything else could theoretically be adapted to live action or animation. But the character of Link is the one thing that will make or break the series.

there's been thirty of these fucking games and we still don't know what the legend is

gays eat ass

Link isn't mute, he just doesn't talk often and you never actually hear him say anything.
He's clint eastwood with elf ears.

yes, we all know clint's famous lines, "HUP," "HYAAA," and "HUHN!"

I was just answering the question

>Zelda will never have actual dungeons again
>overworlds will be littered with baby-tier Shrines
>fire enemy in fire level? Nah, just the same enemy you've encountered in the previous non-fire area
>flurry rush, bomb arrows and numerous other ways to trivialize any enemy or even boss
>terrible final boss
>no darknuts anymore, just recolored hinox #1874
>inventory of hearty healing items make any combat challenge even less than 4 fairy bottles
>this is the direction Zelda is taking

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Link only talks if nobody else is around

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Link isn’t mute, and each incarnation has his own distinctive personality.
>OOT: stoic autist
>WW: mischievous kid
>TP: troubled teen
>SS: lovestruck teen
>BOTW: amnesia

>Zelda will never have actual dungeons again
>he hasn’t seen the new trailer

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She has to only wear bodypaint like Mystique though, not even leggings or leather will do.

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There was a rumor that Netflix is planning a zelda series Got style for kids

gays invented that shit. lol fag

this. the thought and effort put into cataloging "the lore" is entirely a fan invention which Nintendo themselves give very little of a shit about. the gameplay is the real draw.

>short haired Zelda
Nintendo has got my money already

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I hope they have cool dungeons and better bosses. I enjoyed BotW while playing it, but to be honest I hardly remember too many specifics of the game now, didn't really leave a big impression.

>a Netflix-produced Zelda full of melodrama, faux-intrigue, and stunt casting
Please no

No. Zelda doesn't really have much of a story or characters, (which is completely fine, I love Zelda and I don't care about story in games at all) and that doesn't really translate well to TV.

Ocarina of Time is pretty much the Hero’s Journey to a T. If it worked for Star Wars, it could work for Zelda.

Is the switch game good? Should I buy the console

OoT could be adapted.

Also, you guys do know there was a Legend of Zelda TV show AMD that Link has been featured in some episodes of shows like Captain N, right? I mean, you know that right?

>Excuse meeee princess!
I liked Moonlighting Bruce Willis Link

You can eat pussy from behind dude...

anyone remember that newgrounds game where if you fucked the green bitch she gave you AIDS?

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>Yea Forumss pushing their weeb faggot peter pan knockoff again.

Black people invented it, user, and it's a fantastic cultural contribution.

I bet that's a new shrine

Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and Skyward Sword could all be adapted as 13-15 episode miniseries’. Breath of the Wild (and presumably its sequel) could work as movies.

BOTW2 is honestly one of the few things I'm looking forward to, at least when it comes to popular franchises.

Why is vagina eating a thing? It's where pee comes out of.

>The legend of zelda needs to have both cheerful things and scary things in it

so a reddit basically?

pees not bad

>Ocarina of Time is pretty much the Hero’s Journey to a T.
OoT is the best place to start. The problem with Zelda is that each story takes place in different eras. So if a movie series were to be attempted then it needs to be an anthology series. Pick one era and start there. OoT splits the timeline into three. Use Labyrinth (Hyrule/Zelda), Hook (Link/Hyrule), Indiana Jones (Dungeons) and Excalibur (Hyrule/Master Sword) as a template. They all had the right atmosphere.

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I'm looking forward to doom eternal and this botw sequel and that's about it. I don't really care about movies anymore and i don't really play video games as much as i used to.
But botw was really fun and doom eternal looks like a proper doom game.

No. Because Link has no character. He's mute and he solves puzzles and kills stuff. That doesn't make a good protagonist for a movie or tv show. It only works in video games.

This and when Link audibly yells "Come on!" in WW are iirc the only times he ever speaks

lol
shut up stupid

Agreed. You could pretty much do the series in release order if you swapped WW and TP To ease people in to the alternate timeline stuff.

>He's mute and he solves puzzles and kills stuff.
Same as Gordan Freeman. Charlie Sheen could have played him in a Half Life movie. Just keep it serious and not a quip fest.

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Link's Awakening would make a great one off series

>You could pretty much do the series in release order if you swapped WW and TP To ease people in to the alternate timeline stuff.
What's funny is that Marvel just dipped their toes into alternate universes. DC almost went there with BvS/JL. This is why I think OoT is best. Normies now know this is a thing so having time travel in a mythical and medieval setting to right a terrible wrong would make it magical.

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Pee tastes good

it has a lot of nerve endings but I wouldn't recommend it. she was perfectly clean but it took forever and my tongue was sore as fuck afterwards.

you just know in today's sociopolitical climate they'll turn zelda into a girl. so fuck that

Zelda is a girl retard

>being this much of a pleb
next you're going to tell me that Metroid is a girl too. my goodness.

is it retarded question hour

Ruto is the best waifu.Know why?
FISH TIDDIEZ

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Zelda would actually work very well as an animated silent movie/orchestral opera type thing. Imagine something like Heavy Metal, except its all a zelda story

At that point you should just play the game.

But the game is going to be 20x longer, and 200x less /aesthetic/

No, games historically have never translated well onto film and TV, and those are games with a clear cut story and a main character who is capable of speech. Zelda can't be made into film or live action TV. Cartoon or Anime would have a better shot but would still be a very hard sell

Funny thing about this....

Regardless if you prefer to eat pussy or eat ass, it's actually less dangerous to eat pussy and not for the reason that you think.

There's certain biological difference between male and female when it comes to estrogen hormonal production that has certain impacts on biological fluid production in the stomach and cilia.

Long story short with a lot of the technobabble removed, chronic eating of a man's ass is mostly harmless, but chronic eating of a woman's ass runs the risk of corroding taste buds to the point of them being dull/inert/dead as some shit about high estrogen/peaking arousal affects the gastrointestinal tract and fluid production in ways that the anus/fecal leavings retain strong remnants of digestive fluids and bile.

...basically, you eat too much woman's ass and you're increasing the risk of having your tongue slowly digested off over a course of years.

I'm not saying I'm speaking from experience....but...uhhh...

If i dont eat tripe im not gonna tongue some roasties balloon knot

You should cite some kind of anything, user. I mean, im not saying I doubt it. But how does that chemestry fuckery compare to the damage of something like regularly using saliva(a digestive enzyme) as lube

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We did this before, you just weren't born yet.

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Zelda has already has a tv show called the light if courage and it was kino.

Daily Reminder that she is the best Zelda girl and is criminally underrated.

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>Would Zelda work as a film or TV series?

Yes.

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What was her best incarnation, Yea Forums?

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Skyward sword and wind waker. Nothing beats young love.

top and bottom left ones a best

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This.

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SS

i would also like a source user, this interests me very much

I swear it's a big (((Hollywood))) joke to see how easy it is to persuade the masses to do the most objectively pants on head retarded shit possible.
>dude I bet I can convince millions of people to literally eat shit from the source
>lol go for it

Can I hold her hand instead?

They ruined her with short hair. She actually looked like a fertility goddess and now she looks like some mid-teen school girl.

CD-i is canon

Twilight Princess Zelda is the hottest Zelda. I love sharp eyes.

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>mid-teen school girl
Count me in!

No, because they would make Zelda or Link a nigger.

They probably wouldn't actually. They like putting minorities in positions of power. The king will be black and Zelda will be a mutt.

after the 15th they probably interchanged so many writers and developers, that making a game that reflects the former and keeping strict deadlines destroys the experience, personally i think immersion is dead.

I'd love to see TP Zelda and adult Midna wrestle.

God no.. It's the most simplistic and awful storyline ever. It's literally just a vague reason for you to get out and explore highrule (or whatver it's called)

absolutely b&r

This. Short hair is for plebs.

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>Why is ass eating a thing?

Jews.

>It’s where shit comes out of.

I know, but tell the retarded ass-eaters that.

mid-teen school girls cann be fertility goddesses too you bigot

six episode mini series with each episode being an hour+ in length, dealing with their own stories. the first and last episodes of course are about the main plot saving the Princess/slaying Ganon. The episodes between feature temples and the characters Link encounters on his journey. Think the story of Kafei and his gf from Majora's Mask, that could be an entire episode with its own story arc, which also features Link progressing towards his own goal.

Rude

Because she sucked my dick so it's only fair

no

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Yeah you can literally get parasites from it as well. Fucking disgusting.

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Which third-world country are you from that you get parasites in your body?

british nuzelda is so cringe.

I nominate Idris Elba as Ganondorf