Every comic book movie is the same thing: The hero looks for some glowy thingie

He's 100% right even if you hate him

>WHOA A BAD GUY IS HERE AND HE'S SUPER EVIL AND WE CAN'T STOP HIM THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE SO DIRE
>don't worry, FLASHY SPANDEX HERO is here
>OH FUCK FLASHY SPANDEX HERO CAN'T EVEN DEFEAT THIS VILLAIN ALL IS LOST HUMANITY IS DOOOOOOMED
>unless...........
>if hero can OBTAIN SHINY GLOWY THING or ACT HEROICALLY BY RISKING HIS/HER VERY LIFE THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE
>REJOICE!! THE HERO HAS SAVED THE DAY!!
>post-credits scene reveals new bad guy on the horizon
And you faggots love this slop

Winter soldier

Cap and Bucky battle on a platform with a glowy thing in the center

Iron man 3 was pretty close to being a good plot.
Don't remember it perfectly but i don'tthink it had any glowing macguffins, which must be why people didn't like it. Still, one exception doesm't vindicate the trash that is the genre.

I didn’t like IM3 as much because the Mandarin reveal was jarring in a good way, but the actual villain was lame as fuck

"The villain is an actor" was a pretty bold move for something tbat mainstream to pull, but they didn't execute it perfectly. Now if they ditched the biotech experiment angle and tony had found out that the mandarin's handlers were CIA...

I'd rather watch capekino than Real Time. Fuck Bill Maher.

Can you never change your mind? Have you never? Or do you just not share your opinion. People change user.

Ironman 1 glowy arc reactor
Ironman 2 glowy arc reactor
Ironman 3 glowy mandarin
Captain america, glowy cube
Avengers, glowy stick
Avengers age of robots, glowy mean robot
Thor, glowy hammer
Thor 2, glowy hammer
Thor 3, glowy hammer
Infinity war, glowy stones
Infinity war part 2, glowy stones

AKSHULLY, COMIC BOOK MOVIES ARE MATURE ENTERTAINMENT

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Hiw will the heroes deal with inner city crimes and poverty?
How will they deal with the drug problem?
How will they deal with the illegal immigration problem?

What about Batman Begins, Thr Dark Knight, Deadpool, and Spiderman?

those are capeshit, and those aren't capeshit movies

Imagine putting Deadpool in the same league as the others

Don't pretend it isn't capeshit just because it is rated R. Dude wears red pajamas to fight bad guys and gets help from the Xmen.

I'm pretty sure he was putting it in the league of capeshit not chasing after glowy things. Reading is an important part of Mongolian martial art message boards.

Capeshits and comic books are two different qualities of work.

>conservatives: slander people, call them le s o yboys for liking comics, no opposition to this bullshit whatsoever
>bill maher: states opinion saying that comics are okay and comic book movies suck ass
>conservatard /pol/pets flip their shit

The level of hypocrisy and butthurt from pol never ceases to amaze me. Fuck you idiots, learn introspection you shutins

>Watchmen
>glowing blue cock

Take it easy on that strawman

Okay I'm not sure now, comic books are outside DC and marvel heroes too, right?

Silent HIll's The Grinning Man is a what?

In Captain America, Steve wasn't after the Cube, Red Skull was already trying to harness its power, Steve just wanted to save America from nazis no matter what means of destruction they used.

Thor 3 was about Thor realizing he's not god of hammers, he became the glowy thing.

Alita
Sin City
300
Ghost World

I wish Hickman's run would be adapted to some capacity in near future, considering MCU is entering multiverse territory. What was cool about Hickman's run wad at beginning of Avengers there wasn't really a villain, Avengers had to deal with a destruction of multiverse and constantly were put in hard moral decisions like sacrificing other universe for sake our own and teaming up with villains for survival.

watchmen was subverting the whole genre

>and tonight on political commentary show:

>we hate the other team

Man of Steel glowy DNA codex
Batman v Superman glowy rock
Justice League glowy cube
Aquaman glowy trident

i'm a house nigga

The Punisher
Logan
Spider-Man

Batman
Batman Returns
Catwoman
Daredevil

Hellboy
Blade
The Wolverine
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Spawn
Darkman
The Wolverine
The Mask
The Rocketeer

None of those matter when there's some magical alien giant trying to destroy the planet or something like that

u mad

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
American Splendor
Fritz the Cat
Barbarella

30 Days of Night
Atomic Blonde
The Crow
Deadpool
Hardware
Dredd
A History of Violence
Josie and the Pussycats
Oblivion
The Spirit
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

>white

Tank Girl
V for Vendetta
Blue is the Warmest Color
Initial D
Timecop
Road to Perdition
Snowpiercer

What about logan

fritz the cat !!! ajaahahahahahhahahaha now thats grasping you marvel zommer faggot

I also listed 40 other movies and about half of them I thought of after that

Also none of the movies I listed is in the MCU

>crying this hard
The oestrogen pills are getting to you.

I love how he made numales genuinely mad by saying this.

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When someone makes a blanket statement that can easily be disproven then people will point that out

This is where zoomers and soibois fail to understand the point of fiction. Bill read comics for the moral of the story. The characters and setting are just the vehicle to take the reader through explaining it. Instead nowadays capeshitters focus on contunity and "lore" missing the entire point of learning from stories and instead wanting to live in them while ignoring reality.

Yes. Fiction should primarily enforce a moral message and the message should be that you can be an empowered individual if you buy sodas that have your name on them.

prove him wrong then lol

I already listed like 40 movies earlier up in the thread that are all comic book movies with no "glowy thing"

He hates Kids

Are you implying liberals don't watch MCU stuff? Are you retarded?

No, you didnt

>when he was a kid

He didn't flipflop at all. His criticism was grown men obsessing over them

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I posted these:
that's just over 40 movies

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>fritz the cat
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Ok so 39 movies then. There's still plenty more I could have listed if I thought about it for longer.

alita is manga

Last I checked, manga is the word for Japanese comic books

Nope. Cope harder, capeshitnigger.

So then would you enlighten me to what word they use instead?
I'm not sure how my post counts as coping either

>/pol/ is one person
The levels of retardation from the left never ceases to amaze me.