Why aren't there more grugcore films?
Why aren't there more grugcore films?
Owen Peterson
Chase Hughes
I'm not sure. We definitely need more Grugcore
I especially want a good Grugcore video game but all we've got so far has been boring Ubishit
Wyatt Murphy
Based, Why is nobody making an awesome caveman game or movie.
Julian Phillips
I honestly want to make a hunter gatherer flick but I don't know where to start?
Justin Collins
Grug?
Christopher Torres
only if I can club to death all of the children of a tribe I've conquered and impregnate all of the women
Jackson Thompson
Easton Perry
i want to fuck that grugette
Samuel Butler
What was cave girl pusy like bros?
Adrian Morris
I don’t know how related this post will be but bear with me. Was watching Joe Rohan talk to graham something about archeology and Graham brought up his pet schizo theory about ancient civilization that may not be entirely substantiated, but, I admit, is a really fucking cool idea and would be perfect grugcore or scifi grugcore. All of his supporting evidence seems legitimate, it just doesn’t tie everything together without filling in the gaps with wishful thinking.
It goes thus:
>There were ancient civilizations of unknown advancement before 13.6k BC.
>comet chunks from a debri belt the earth passes through twice a year impact earth (fun fact we should be in it now)
>this causes a 1200 year cataclysm that results in temperature drops, biblical global flooding, and icebergs from the ice age being dragged over the continents by the water grinding the land to dust.
>old civilization does what it can to survive. Has to bunk with hunter gatherers who know how to survive.
>the hatch a plan to give the tribes projects to work on and religion to facilitate new beginnings of civilization
>make them build bigass monoliths and shit
>impart some technologies as best they can
>travel the world carrying grugs from shitty places to not shitty places where they can restart
>worshipped as gods of creation, peace, and civilization all over the world. Commonly depicted as a plumed serpent handing out purses.
It’s like the whole ‘we saved ourselves’ from interstellar but way fucking better.
David Sullivan
>See that thrall? You can impregnate her.
Angel White
I'd like to grug her grug with my grug, if you grug what I'm grugging...
Elijah Powell
>why is no one making an awesome-
Because it’s hard, user
William Green
Imagine the pheromones before modern genital shaving practices
Grayson Walker
Clan of Cave Bear, including a grug presenting her rear for mating.
Colton Scott
Don’t gotta imagine too hard just stop using products. I’ve managed to make it work but you have to be wicked careful.
>always shower cold
>sweat absolute fucktons everyday
>let the rain get in your hair when possible
>lots of sun
I’ve found a wonderful way to stay somewhat hygienic and keep your hair/body looking hydrated is to make sure you wash or at least rinse with saltwater. High concentrations of salt will kill a lot of germs, and salt is really a huge part of being hydrated.
Justin Parker
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Jeremiah Barnes
Cont
The benefits:
>everything looks more lucious and youthful
>you will get hella comments on having a smell but it isn’t unpleasant
>milfs will hunt you at all times lock your doors
>girls in their prime have a chance of losing their spaghetti instantly while you’re talking
The Risks:
>it can easily get out of wack if you aren’t vigilant. You can not sweat enough, or use too much fresh water to clean, etc, and suddenly you wake up greasy as hell, smelling like shit with an itchy scalp.
>some people are not at all used to musk and cannot stand an unfamiliar smell in the room
>young guys will want to fight you constantly
Parker Taylor
I heard this movie was pretty good.
Apparently there's no dialog, at all.
Alexander Gray
Sounds like bullshit but I believe it
Jayden Rivera
Ethan Hill
Ahem...
Wyatt Turner
Far Cry Primal is a thing.