I see Maisie Williams as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Maisie Williams is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
>Be on vacation in UK >See Maisie Williams gliding down the sidewalk >Like a graceful penguin with gout >Follow her for a block >Working up courage >Gently touch her shoulder “H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?” >She spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >Stares intently for a few moments >Then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence “YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!” >Quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths “FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >She lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper >Head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Maisie cocks her head and squints at the menu “ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?” >Look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script >She shoves her menu at the waiter “I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!” “I’m sorry, madam, we don-“ “I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >He slinks away without even taking my order >Maisie pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >Starts rubbing at her crotch >Brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles “JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?” >Look over my shoulder and frantically signal the waiter for the check >Turn around >Maisie is slumped over the table >Raped to death by a gang of Pakis
Jaxon Watson
>changing your character to a high elf in oblivion
James Cruz
how can an ogre have such delicate feet?
Owen Long
Post a pic of your face OP. I bet you look like Shrek and a potato had a child
Tyler Ortiz
Lmao don't give her hope. She might try to get cosmetic surgery and end up looking like Bogdanoff
yeah i think im gonna call this post BASED and not only that but also REDPILLED
Hunter Watson
>keanu reeves you look like the two kids from Gummo fucked and had a baby
Kevin Russell
Holy shit that's pretty accurate...
Ian Ross
>Reverse Google search OH NO NO NO
Henry Rogers
Go on the Eric Andre show as that guy and pretend to be good at kung fu, do stunts that cause injures, but keep going through the pain till sexual exhaustion.
Sometimes I feel lucky that I like feet. It opens a whole new world of appreciation. I can find satisfaction even in an uglyish woman if she has nice feet, a luxury that many don't have
Even better, most women love to keep their feet pedicured and presentable even though they don't have to. And, it's actually socially acceptable for women to wear sandals and slippers out in public while it's not for men (except on a beach)
Luke Smith
I need to SEED her
Ryder Sanders
The other thing is, when a girl does notice you're noticing her feet she'll sometimes tease you with a better look rather than saying anything. Her tits? Not so much.
Xavier Price
Kek
Evan Smith
the same is true of the opposite, bad feet can ruin a hot girl for me, also foot tattoos can fuck right off
Ian Thomas
disagree unless theyre really bad, but dislike if theyre not ticklish
Matthew Anderson
That's the problem, you can't tell if they're ticklish just by looking. Girls in sandals on the subway or barefoot at the beach get real offended when you test it too. I have no idea why.
I see Maisie Williams as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Maisie Williams is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon maisie williams does it for me
Alexander Diaz
I only found her attractive during that phase where she was pretending to be a boy.