Untitled
The Godfather
fucking*
Dredd
Stalker
But only when trying to rewatch it
Brazil
Moonlight
The Third Man
I never turn off a movie when I started it because I'm not autistic
2001: A Space Odyssey
Aquaman
How dare you
>TOO TURN IT OFF
2001: A Space Odyssey
Seven Samurai
English shore bee heart
Jesus fucking christ the level of pleb in this thread
Also The Last Jedi
t pleb of all plebs
>these replies
>this fucking level of shit taste
The absolute state of nu-Yea Forums.
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I got through it but I admit I was very bored at times. I think the problem might be that the subtitles were sub-par and they ruin the experience for sure, the point is to dig the poetic and philosophical language which you really can't do without Russian
What is MASTER AND COMMANDER.
Blade runner 2
I needed to finish it in multiple installments.
Children of Men.
Why would you take pleasure in watching something you're not interested in?
The Chronicles of Riddick.
The Scorpion King.
Awesome sequels/prequels to existing properties, but these movies were terrible when I first saw them. It's been 15+ years, maybe I should give them another shot.
Watched it on magic mushrooms, now among my favourite movies. Really fun but also terrifying experience
Fucking this, I was made to watch this at school years ago and didn't remember it, I decided to watch it again recently and it was one of the worst films I've ever seen
I kept falling asleep. May try it again though.
Brazil
Fick off, dumb fag.
Scorpion King still sort of holds up, it's in a very unique place as early 2000s optimistic and fantastic action movie
a ghost story
Pirates of the Carribean: The one with Penelopa Cruz
this.
fuck i watched it many times, and fell asleep
Mandy
How the fuck is children of men boring? They literally shot and killed one of the main characters in the first half hour
And the film only gets more and more intense from then on
Alien 3
Tree of Life
its titled that because it takes life from you
*part 2
actually did this desu
Honest question
Have you fags ever tried to actually pay attention to a movie and not watch it with your face on the phone at all the times while missing everything?
>being this easily impressed by gimmicks
there wasn't even the escalation of a pure chase movie like the Fugitive.
Any of the harry potters except the first two and the goblet of fire.
Seven Samurai
But then I re-watched it and it was kino as fuck
*insert Terrence Malick film other than TRL*
The point is if you aren't interested you're a pleb
And it's the film's duty to capture your attention
Avengers Age of Ultron. The first movie in my life that i decided to pause and go do something else for a little bit and go back to it later. Smoked like ten cigs during that movie i was so fucking board. Havent watched a superhero movie since
Tau
What is Disney's The Last Jedi.
Children of Men
>Girlfriend is far more into film than I will ever be
>Drags me to a showing of Christopher Nolan's 2001 that was meticulously edited
>I want to like it both for my girlfriend's sake and the sake of the many lovers of cinema that probably worked super hard on this
>Quitting smoking so I'm already pissed off that I have to go 3 hours through a movie I've heard is horribly slow and I can't even have any sweet, sweet nicotine to help get me through it
>Go to some pretentious theater in Portland, Oregon
>More Californian liberal boomers than I have ever seen in one place at one time and I've been to several wine festivals here
>The acid is already kicking in for half of them
>Get the absolute worst seat in the house under a pipe in the back row
>Some hipster douche starts giving a big speech about his extremely small part in getting the movie shown here, one would think he directed 2001 himself
>Movie starts
>Just as I get invested in the tribal ape plotline some fucking astronaut guy comes along
>I watch him float around like the biggest god damned asshole in the galaxy for 20 minutes
>"I can't do it. Fuck this."
>Stand up and do exactly gif related
>Both my girlfriend and the stranger sitting next to me are absolutely staring daggers at me
>Light up a cigarette and take my first drag in the lobby, can't even make it all the way outside because I'm that pissed
>Girlfriend didn't speak to me for like 2 days
>Still haven't seen it
>Zero regrets
I would rather watch my parents die slow, agonizing deaths from the AIDS virus than watch that movie even one more time because it would be far less painful for me and much, much quicker.
On the plus side, being from the generation that saw moon landing footage first and 2001 second, I'm now pretty sure Kubrick DID fake it.
>children of men
>boring
No it's the films duty to be a work of art and it's up to you whether you can appreciate it or not. If the movie is shit then yeah blow it off, but if the movie is a well crafted work with interesting themes, writing, pacing, characters, cinematography, etc. Then it's on you for not taking all of that in because you cant got 10 minutes without watching something explode.
Solo
Can I have your gf
She jerked off the stranger next to you
I like capeshit and thought age of ultron was terrible and boring same with iron man 2.
Know I how I know you're a pleb?
Yeah it is pretty fucking bland and like there are no stakes at least not real ones because the big bad thing of the bad guy is going to kill the entire planet if it works so you already know it is not going to happen, and the minion robots are so weak holy shit, even hawkeye destroys them with his bear hands. Also it takes place in some fake communist shithole that makes it difficult to care about.
>liking the last jedi
Guess how i know you make terrible decisions?
I feel this way about Bladerunner. I’ve tried to watch it 5 times and I always give up after 30 min.
2001 is honestly not boring at all and is not even a challenging film. As you watch more movies your taste will grow to encompass slow paced, aesthetically-oriented stuff and you'll rewatch it and love it, trust me
Yeah, that someone finds any merit in The Last Jedi
The script was really bad too. And I like how even marvel kinda tries to pretend age of ultron never happened.
Lack of challenge is what makes something boring in the first place.
Shin Godzilla.
But we know that's not really the reason why you disliked it
the duellists
What is that movie with ryan gosling where he's in thailand and running a boxing gym that launders money for the mob or something like that?
Mad Max Fury Road
Tinker tailor soldier spy
Avengers: Endgame
The Comedy 2012
Eragon
2001 space odyssey(only kubrick film i despise)
apocalypse now
stalker
nosferatu the vampyre
seventh seal
mostly all films by the following people are boring as fuck:
bergman
herzog
tarkovsky
woody allen
I admit I've checked my phone at times during boring movies. Not a movie, but I found myself with an unbearable urge to check reddit on my phone during the final season of Game of Thrones
I haven't watched it yet, pls no spoil.
the good shepherd
The book is more exciting and it's a book
because I know you fapped to Daisy Ridley before. top pleb
Only God Forgives. What a train wreck. Can’t believe it came from the same guy that did drive.
>I'm a pleb look at me
consider ending it all
It must be difficult to resist the impulse to play Fortnite through all those movies
how articulate
Mother!
the fact that i watched all godfather films when i was 15 means they are not boring at all.
you must have not seen a truly boring film if you think godfather is boring
How Do You Know
To this day, it's the only time I've ever walked out on a movie I (regrettably) paid to see.
stalker
I don't turn off movies, If I choose to watch one film, I should finish it no matter what. If you aren't commited to something, you are just a child.
terrible bait
sixth sense
the lord of rings films
i haven't made it passed the first one
>fapping to daisy ridley
Try watching the Theatrical Cut
More like you were a boring kid
Only movie I have walked out because of how boring it was.
same. but also
>tfw no taiwanese prostitute gf (male)
I didn't turn it off but fucking hell 1931 Dracula was hard to sit through, it's not even that I don't like movies from this era, I loved King Kong, I loved Gone With The Wind, I loved Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein but Dracula was just terrible. The first couple of minutes are really promising but after the guy going to the castle dies it turns into a shitty drama that heavily tones down the story
James Rolfe's AVGN movie.
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
the last jedi
caught it on netflix, literally fell asleep 3 times, tried going back and finally just gave up.
Bladerunner when I tried to watch it for the first time ever a couple years ago
And The Dark Crystal when I tried to watch it for the first time ever a couple weeks ago
It's movies like these that show how fucking blinding nostalgia goggles are
Master and Commander
Black Panther
Jin-roh
the 1931 dracula film is not nearly as boring as nosferatu the vampyr and the silent film nosferatu
One thing I just wanna say about TLJ, why the fuck is the color pallette of that film so fucking boring? Did Rian just forget to color grade the film so the stufio slapped on a single filter, thought "eh, it alright" and shipped it?
show thy breasts or begone wench
Reservoir dogs
>hurr durr ADD zoomer
I watched heat all the way through without any breaks, because it was a good movie.
Jin-roh wasn't boring exactly but the plot was so confusing I barely knew what anyone was doing in the last third of the film, its probably more the fault of the subtitled translation than the writing though
I mean I haven't seen those so I can't comment but Silent Films should never be watched at home, you have only truly seen a silent film once you've seen it played in a theater with an erchestra playing
This, absolutely this.
One thing normalfags and redditors tend to do is just put a movie on as background noise while messing on their phones, then understand nothing about it and say it's "boring". It's completely alien to them to just sit down, play the movie and pay fucking attention.
>I watched heat all the way through without any breaks, because it was a good movie
Do you think watching a movie is some sort of accomplishment you stupid piece of shit?
This one is in every one of these threads, is it really that bad?
feet or gtfo
except all of those are subjective anyways
Inland Empire poopoo
>nosferatu the vampyre
Okay now I know you're either memeing for replies or a braindead retard. anyway here's the 9you0 you bastard
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Batman
The Tuxedo
>The Goblin
Fucking slow, boring as fuck. Get to the dragon fucking stupid tiny niggers.
I didn't turn it off, but I came really fucking close.
Horrible, overrated movie.
saw it in the theatre, I fucking hated it. and I normally and nerdy about art films, it was just shit esoteric propaganda trying to get white women to do porn or something
>It's a "Chad sends his gf out for a pack of smokes in the middle of a screening of her favorite movie" episode
chungking express
like most non-kung fu chinese films, it was boring as fuck
is that your face when you bust a nut
The second star wars movie. I swear to god I almost fell asleep.
Stalker
herzog is a boring as fuck director. every single of his films are boring as fuck
The village
Pirates otc 2
Goodfellas and reservoir dogs are both so fucking overrated and boring. Nothing happens for 30 minute stretches in both, just filler that makes fags think
Donnie Darko.
It took me seven tries to finish it. Hands down the most boring movie ever made. And god bless rian for somehow taking a star wars movie and making it bland and un entertaining.
Zoomers need to be exterminated
What's the story here?
zoomers are really hamstrung by their comulsive addiction to smartphones, cut him a bit of slack BUT ONLY A BIT
Never seen Blade Runner 2. I reccomend Blade Runner 2049 though.
This thread has been done a million times before so let's change the subject: What's a long movie that you really enjoyed and never thought of turning off?
Pic related
Captive state
>How the fuck is children of men boring?
It's not boring
its straight up demoralisation propaganda.
bladerunner 2049
I disrespectfully disagree, with prejudice
The Bridge on the River Kwai
That stupid movie of the magicians with mark ruffalo
and suicide squad
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
I hadn't watch A.I in years and years. Went to watch it last night but I had to turn it off because it was so cringe in an uncomfortable way. Not even talking shit about it, I recall liking it. But it was just fucking creeping me out and making me feel awkward.
I have actually managed to watch it in one sitting and it isnt bad, just boring as shit
Lawrence of Arabia was captivating from start to finish, in fact I wanted it to last longer
Inglourious Basterds.
I love the first scene but holy shit I just can't slog through that movie
you could press that charge against many movies, but few happen to be as good as Children of Men
Not the guy you asked but I'm this guy. I tried watching this movie 3 times but I couldn't get past the 10 minute mark.
Fargo
How inept are you. There are a number of starwars film and then they are organized in trilogies mostly, now, moron, what do you mean by "second"?
Event Horizon
sue me
The one after that first one.
The second one that ever came out retard
Tree of life
it's a garbage movie user just watch something else
this to be quiet honest with you guys and gals
ur mom getting gangbanged
imagine being such a zoomer retard that you don't recognize the Empire Strikes Back as starwasr 2
never even watched it because the first Blade Runner made me turn it off from boredom
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
The Assassin. I just kept waiting and waiting for something to happen but my patience ran out after 1 hour of this borefest.
Tha is Star Wars episode V(five): The Empire Strikes Back. No one refers to it as the "second" precisely because of the confusion it would produce. And by the way, that just happens to be the highest rated movie in the whole series, so you just outed yourself as an absolute idiot.
A.I freaked me out as a kid, I don't think I could ever willingly sit through it again either.
>in fact I wanted it to last longer
That's the best feeling
The Da Vinci Code
*to
full metal jacket
i can't watch any movie on my own without spacing out, and i can watch any movie however boring it may be if im watching it with someone.
The tourist
Battle of the Five Armies anyone?
1984
unironically
Ready Player One
Gertrud
Blade Runner 2049
2001: A Space Odyssey, I was about 70% into the movie and literally nothing had happened yet, and I actually enjoy slow movies but this is fucking boring
>but dude the cinematography
I just don't care about pretty shots that much.
I fell asleep during Cloud Atlas.
>l
i literally will
Titus (1999)
Absolute pleb. I hope you die a painful and slow death.
Dumbo
What is Star Wars episode 2
Tree of Life
Maybe film and visual mediums just aren't for you?
this
John Wick
star wars 8
>this thread
all of them
>pleb status: filtered
I'm better than you, don't @ me.
Jupiter Rising.
Its psychedelic kino
Same. I really tried to watch it because I love Kubrick, but this one is not for me
Pans Labyrinth. Del Toro is a garbage director and deserves no acclaim. Fat spic faggot.
>ctrl+f
>There will be Blood
I cant be the only one
Fucking Snoozefest
Also Sopranos but i actually watched til s3 hoping it would get better (it didnt)
Wow, well it's a good thing you don't kiss anyone with that mouth
no
>Black Panther
same. I don't understand capeshitters' enthusiasm for these movies.
jesus fucking christ and to think i share a board with you mongoloids. i can't imagine you've ever read anything more complex than a young adult novel either.
Escape from New York
Sorry I prefer movies that are good.
This movie is so fucking contrived and boring. The only people I know who like it are all women.
ITT: plot point mental midgets letting off steam to better cope with their inferiority
primer
It's nothing but sad to imagine you're being serious.
I respect yor opinion but I don't understand it at all
this rarely happens because i'm 32 and developed an attention span before smartphones ruined everyone. but avengers age of ultron did it for me.
what's yor fVOURITE MOVIE YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS
Suicide Squad
Having a singular favorite film is a pretty retarded thing to have.
Let's say I really really enjoy Paris, Texas.
Chill nigga, just because I didn't like your favorite saga doesn't mean you can trash talk me. Fucking cunt
And I was talking about the second star wars movie to come out. I managed to watch the first one while kind of enjoying it but the second one was boring as fuck.
>highest rated in the whole series
>therefore I'm an idiot
I didn't like it. I almost fell asleep because it wasn't captivating for me. How retarded are you to be unable to understand that not everybody likes what you like?
With these two posts alone literally reeking of arrogance I can see that you have at least 10 different r*ddit tabs open right now
IMAGINE being a cigarette cuck lol
>ITT: Plebs and mental midgets out themselves en masse
Can we apply this to TV series?
>Nu-Sabrina
>Make it through season 1 despite all the stupid libtard SJW horseshit
>Like we would literally be in an episode revolving around the politics of this satanic cult and how Lucifer himself is trying to get Sabrina to sign her soul over to him in one scene, and then we'd be subjected to ten minutes of a high school tranny complaining about how people don't treat her like a man, as if we're supposed to give these two things the same amount of gravitas
>Anyway, make it through all of Season 1 with all that horseshit, only for them to double down on it in Season 2
>Except on top of it they've gone full mary sue with Sabrina
>One episode in particular, she basically plays a game of chicken with fucking Satan, pretending to go along with his plan for her to burn down her school for him until he says "Okay breh that's cool it was just a test, you can stop now"
>As if fucking SATAN gives a singular solitary shit about whether this random mortal school burns down to the ground or not
>The literal next scene is one of her friends telling her how awesome she is
>Turn that fucking garbage off in disgust
Everything except the SJW shit was JUST interesting enough to keep stringing me along, but then this stupid cunt starts one-uping fucking Satan when he has absolutely no reason to not push her to do his bidding. It actually made me so mad.
Drive. Literally the worst movie ever.
nice projecting dumbass. I've never been to that site. And please keep posting, your low IQ oozes through your words.
Barry Lyndon
Takes nearly a full hour before the ghosts show up.
solo: a star shit story
what is Doctor Strangelove; or How i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb?
Kill yourself, pomo wanker.
What is Ocean's 8?
The pacing was just terrible
jesus christ this thread. the absolute state of Yea Forums.
Friday the 13th (3 & 5)
Captain marvel
This but unironically
/Thread
I am one YA FOOL
Dunkirk.
Name of the rose
maybe the sequel
The only movie I ever stopped before finishing was Inherent Vice. Am I a pleb?
Lalaland
Some celestial bitch that stabbed her boyfriend cause she loved him so much or some crazy shit. Name is Yuko Takaoka
Zero dark thirty
Brazil
One of the narnia it was absolute crap.
Movies, yes. Phone-checking happens when ""watching""" trashy tv shows
-Legend (the young tom cruise one)
-The Ugly Truth
Very based opinion
Stupid frog people are allowed to have different taste although most post are baits
That movie's always been about the soundtrack for me anyway
There's nothing more pretentious than some nerd saying 2001 is complex. It fucking sucks
Correct answer.
What is nightcrawler?
Goodfellas. Just one useless Italian killing another useless Italian over and over. This is why movies and shows like The Sopranos, Sons of Anarchy, and the Godfathers were all panned. Literally nobody wants to see a movie about a cast where they do nothing of importance for anyone, their gay little club is laughably lame, and it would be better if they all just died anyway.
Lord of the Rings
He should have waited for the Director's Cut
Nah fuck that pile of shit of a movie.
Fight Club. Im not joking.
>watching movies
Star Wars episode 1, 2, 3
I couldn't finish that one either. I tried two or three times (and skipping the part I had already seen) but always gave up.
bait as fuck
The Dark Crystal
People don't always like the same movies you do. Get over it, faggot.
very true
literally how
you watch your mouth you fucking nigger
I fell asleep during Rogue One.
>they didn't finish my imdb-reddit top 250 movie!
What is a boy and his dog
Mission Impossible on VHS 3 weeks ago nice """action movie"""
What is Zoolander
John Wick
The first one is direct to DVD tier
TAoJJbtCRF
Into the Wild
Grand budapest hotel. Andersons humor did not do it for me in this one
you just know
do you like his other ones? i've only seen tenenbaums and absolutely loved it, had to turn off moonrise kingdom. i think he's very talented but i can't get past the style sometimes
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Glass
>What is Guardians of the Galaxy
English Patient
Godzilla 2014
I tried to watch some marx brothers and laurel & hardy movies.
I just couldn't make it.
Superman Returns
I fell asleep during most of King of the Monsters
Not gonna lie, it's aged pretty poorly and it's also a love letter to crime financed by criminals and only succeeds by being an essential montage of the lessons learned from classic movies.
I don't know why Americans are still so obsessed with it and get offended when you say this.
This happens with more movies than it doesn't. Most notably, I suppose, every single one of Disney's Star Wars movies have been this to me.
>mad that someone thought his favorite movie was boring
It was S H I T hehe. A boring mess.
back to livejournal, zach
Under the Skin
Mulholland Drive
Yeah that bitch put me straight to sleep
Avatar
I have watched it like 5 times and I almost always have to try hard not to fall asleep. I really don't see what's supposed to make it "the best movie of all time". It looks like exactly the type of movies I would love, but I just don't. I don't get it.
I agree with most people's itt, but Bladerunner is great.
I put off the glasses because I was annoyed such a bright colorful movie looked like a dark mess in them. Also made it hard to read the subtitles. Either way, even without all of that it would have sucked balls.
first man
spotlight
and anything star wars, I dont get it, can someone explain it to me?
I was really looking forward to this one, too. But yeah, it sucked.
Anything with Jamie Foxx in it.
This poster is a woman
NOBODY better say no country for old men
And 7 Samurai I can kinda understand but you have to be in the right mind set it is high kino
Star wars is overrated. The force and the lightsabers are cool though
The Last Jedi
stopped when they landed on the casino planet
I was a Force Awakens apologist, but The Last Jedi was unforgivable
You know what... I agree with this. Maybe it was because the TV didn't have the best picture, but all things considered this movie is pretty fucking boring. The dude that played black manta was so fucking hammy. The rest of the cast sucked too. No chemistry between the leads. The fights sucked. Ah fuck it. Fuck Aquaman. Fuck that movie.
I used to think this way until I saw Solo.
Isnt it right? cause I try very hard to follow the plot but was really bland, I get that at the time the fx were awesome but not much more. Alien is way better as a scify
Literally the lamest thing two people have ever acted like jack-asses over.
>all these fags in here that have no idea how Jeopardy works
>implying we weren't baiting each other to bait other people into replying to us
You did exactly what was expected of you
>The Watchmen
oh boy
Sure you were...that's why you kept it up that long before anyone did. For one person to (you) you.
Meet Joe Black
>11111
Check'd. Here is your well deserved (You).
I want to watch this sometime, but fuck it's 4 hours long. Is it really that good?How much screen time does James Woods get?
That's what you get for watching /trash/
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