How do I marry an actress, lads?

How do I marry an actress, lads?

How to I convince an actress to bear my children?

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Just b yourself

You might have a shot with Adele

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>wanting to marry an actress

What happens when she gets a role that requires her to make out with an actor?

Why can't that be me damn it!

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post about it on Yea Forums

>What happens when she gets a role that requires her to make out with an black actor?
gross. wouldn't allow it.

Why did you ask two questions? Don't they mean the same?

respect the womans brapper, incel

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I JUST WANT TO MARRY BRIE AND HAVING A CUTE FAMILY WITH HER GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Lmao same

Just give her a firm handshake and look her in the eye she'll know what's what.

Hi brie

wtf, I didn't know i was jerking off to a womanlet the whole time

>marry an actress

yes a lifetime anchored to a literal attention whore who can manipulate her emotions at will seems like a great prospect

You have to meet an up and comming young actress who is not famouse yet.

1. Hang out around casting lots
2. Go to acting classes

MEET
MEET
MEET

Did Mistress T really write that

That's why she shoots all her shit from a super low angle, it's very easy to tell otherwise

>I will never experience the tender and fulfilling love and affection of another woman

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Oh God, I want a wife and children so bad it hurts

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>brapper
I doubt it

why, so they can grow up and serve their jewish nigger tranny overlords? kys

All women are actresses.

Ill take her and love her forever! And Im black. I'd marry her and learn to cook and oh yeah, I love cleaning and doing laundry. I'd kiss her feet too.

She looks so happy. I want to protect that smile.

>t. knower
lol

You never know anymore since our mommy really did the Chicken Tendies/Good Boy Points video

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>wanting kids in the current year
I just want someone who loves me ;_;

this is someone speaking with some experience. please listen to this man anons

Just b urself

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>Look, daddy's home!

Imagine coming back home to see this everyday

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Post moar Ana!

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how do I get a Mistress T gf?

This

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based

>Sic, Dominus?

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>lifetime

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>wanting an ugly spic child

nope
white women only for my cock

Bet you looked well when ur kid

>literal attention whore who can manipulate her emotions at will seems like a great prospect
Just described every attractive woman ever there buddy

>"men" actually wanting to have wife and children instead of sticking their dicks into as many pussies as possible
alpha fucks, beta buxx. you're thinking of marriage because you already know your position in the male hierarchy.

i did actually i had my first gf in primary school when i didnt even know what my cock was for

Howis she so perfect lads?

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