Toy Story 4 100% RT

I literally can't believe this exists. It doesn't seem real, this whole thing feels so manufactured, artificial, completely soulless. 3 was a literal dead end conclusion, and it was a good conclusion.

Why not? They did with Toy Story 3.

Only one man can save us now...

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youtube.com/watch?v=BMl8Xiwo5qs

all the critics who have rated it have rated it "fresh" which is over at or over 6/10 I believe. Oh, are you one of those retards who thinks that the tomatometer is like a grade and 100% is full credit?

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

The ending is absolute horseshit. This is insane.

>leave reviewkino to me

Based. Pissed me off when people demanded for a 4th after it was released.

Armond’s TS3 review was hilarious. He didn’t even get basic plot points right and called Hamm the villain.

Nobody asked for this.

except a lot of people have viewed this as an unnecessary sequel that can ruin a near perfect trilogy.
If its seen as a cash grab before it even got a trailer, then why would people be afraid to hate on it?

Don’t bother. I’ve tried explain this so many times. Yea Forums retards refuse to understand how RT scores work.

watch it make a billion

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You can say the sane about star wars.

Second one was shit so it wouldn't be without precedent.

Sony SpiderVerse got under their skin and are on panic mode right now for an award.

no you retard. 100% is still impressive to hold no matter what the average scores are. It means its universally accepted as a better than average movie, and with ZERO negative reviews so far that's crazy. So even though a movie can have 100% with everyone giving it a 6/10, that really never happens.

Lol there’s always gotta be this guy.

It's crazy how the man is Chris's brother

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How old are you?

>bloggers dependent upon adbux for their livelyhood give movies made by the largest buyer of blogger adspace postive reviews

man who'dathunk

Yea Forums btfo once again, its good

Is she about to hit the wall?

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>critic sees Toy Story in title
>"5/5 le so emotional film! Masterpiece! Give it an Oscar!!!!!"

Anyone else think she looks like Gena Rowlands?

You can say that about any movie.

doing that right now

>the existence of Sporky as a means to make Bonnie feel better after getting bored with Woody and Buzz suggests that Andy's parting with them completely pointless
>Sporky's annoying personality
>muh stronk independent Bo Peep Woody and Buzz worshiping her and cowering
>Disney shills are sucking off Disney for catering benefits
>emotionally manipulative bullshit writing
>you know that there's going to be SJW pandering

The world’s smartest critic

Was the leaked storybook on Yea Forums right? Does the movie end with Woody abandoning all of his friends so he can be a childless hobo with Bo Peep?

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/our/critic

Why do we hope this movie bombs again? Most people want to know what life is like for the Toys post Andy. Toy Story needs a pure Kino conclusion.

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Gonna do this with new Bo Peep.

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>conclusion

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>Most people want to know what life is like for the Toys post Andy
Literally no one did you nigger freak. TS3 was the perfect way to wrap it all up, there was nothing left to tell. fuck these soulless kikes and their cash grabs

It isn’t controversial and so can be enjoyed by lefty critics without seathing rage. They find this refreshing. It also allows them a rare opportunity to show they aren’t always miserable pricks. Also bribes.

>m'strong lady
no wonder this movie is doing so well with critics

I hope it's good. I pray it's good. Time will tell.

The trailer looked awful, but it's got our guy Keanu.

GL toy story 4, do us proud.

it's the perfect propaganda for your child... CONSUME IT!!!!

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>concluding a perfect saga
I thought that was already the purpose of toy story 3?

This. it was a chance at SJW revisionism and they couldn't resist

stfu goy, it's only concluded when we say so, now go buy tickets for the TS4 premiere and get ready for TS5 in a few years

Can't have Bo Peep looking like this in 2019.

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False propaganda. Also, is Toy Story the most overrated trilogy of all time? The first one is marvellous but the second is boring as fuck. The third one is good but not that masterpiece that every ones says it is.

>probable conclusion
>PROBABLE

fucking hell. They will definitely make yet another sequel eventually with some gay retarded plot
I watched TS3 recently and it's literally perfect, with a great ending that wrapped it up exactly how it should've been

The ride never ends

What's the ending

Spoil me the end

I wonder how Cole feels that after spending his life building a name for himself as a movie reviewer, he is overshadowed by his autistic half-brother because he wrote some shitty comic and couldn't get a gf

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RT is dogshit and constantly sucks off toy story shit

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if it gets a 97% it would be the lowest scoring toy story film, how is this franchise so quinoa?

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>black panther is kino because it has a high score
>le kino because high score on RT
Yikes

Disney threatens dissident critics by removing them from future advanced screenings of their movies.

fucking

B A S E D

Well actually it's part of the plot. Bo Peep broke and her parts were used and put into a new doll. The movie talks about the origin of toy life and what brings a toy alive, the spoon toy's existence and what it means to be alive

>Well actually it's part of the plot. Bo Peep broke and her parts were used and put into a new doll. The movie talks about the origin of toy life and what brings a toy alive, the spoon toy's existence and what it means to be alive

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It's a children's movie overmarketed by manchildren, not Shakespeare. No one should care.

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I cant wait till Disney shits out Toy Story movies every 3 years. Hopefully they make an entire cinematic universe so we can finally have 5 out of 10 movies in theatres be Disney movie.

What's his brothers name

Christine Weston 'Ricardo' Chandler Sonichu

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>makes less money as a movie critic than Chris gets from troll donations

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>Black Panther (black)
>BlacKkKlansman (black)
>Get Out (black)
>Moonlight (black & gay)
>Wonder Woman (feminist & capeshit)
>Coco (cartoon)
>Mad Max (feminist)
>Inside Out (cartoon)
>Lady Bird (feminist)

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But what's the average movie score then? It's not 5. 5 is the median, not the mean. It has 0 rotten reviews right now. Not crazy either.

Womyn

Bo Peep is literally nothing like her predecessors. Yas Queen.

the hero we don't deserve

This is its score on Metacritic (TS3 has a 92).

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Perhaps it's kino, user.

ARMOND SAVE US WE'RE SORRY WE FORSOOK THEE

>this post (gay)

Hotel Rwanda has 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible!

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Based

>Movie uses cheap tearjerker bait and everyone loves it because it's a kids movie and suddenly it makes them cry, therefore subverting their expectations
>Americans have accepted and embraced mediocrity in their Hollywood films as long as it has a message they agree with
>Movie gets the Pixar pass where you don't have to be good to get a higher RT score
Just bomb Burgerland.

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>black panther and lady bird are no 1 and 2
Are you fucking kidding me.

Imagine taking a franchise based on the whimsical idea of toys coming to life and having an adventure and thinking you need to autistically define why they can talk and at what point they start being alive

And they'll all get 98-100% because critics are obligated to love Toy Story. If they don't they have to turn in their critic card and sit in the corner of shame.

Part of me is glad how much of a giant shit they are taking on Toy Movie 3.

>no Godfather or Godfather: Part II
>Black Panther and Lady Bird better than Citizen Kane or Wizard of Oz
>Get Out better than The Third Man
>Inside Out better than All About Eve or Metropolis

The film industry is fucked.

>Freddy Got Fingered nowhere in sight

You're telling me.

All those movies are shit, I don't understand

K seeing shit like this makes me hate modern cinema.
Does Yea Forums ever have a classic movies thread? Because I'd be down for that shit. Fuck neo Hollywod.

*blocks your path*

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But they check-mark SJW points, so critics jack them off.

All of those movies are on that list but...
>no Godfather I or II
>no Sunset Boulevard or any other Billy Wilder film
>no Bergman film
>no Fellini film
>no Lord of the Rings
>no Casablanca
>no Kubrick film
>no Tarkovsky film
>no Kurosawa film

Hell if you wanna go the animation route
>no classic Disney film
>no Miyazaki
>no "Grave of the Fireflies"

Literally one of the shittiest lists I've seen. And I know a lot of it has to do with these movies having so many more reviews b/c they're recent... but my God almighty that doesn't make it look any less retarded.

they are shit, but are praised because of the SJW or manchild points.

Like Black Panther and Blackkklansman and Every trash marvel movie?

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It's according to a review aggregator that considers every score above 6 as "Fresh" (with some weird exceptions). The amount of people who review them is also a factor, as older films have less reviews. You would probably get a slightly better list if you went by RT's average scores.

still looks pointless

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It's always shit. Movies in the 60s-96 are better than those modern ones getting 96+

I still can't believe there are people out there deluded enough to actually think critics don't overhype movies based on how woke they are.

Even if you agree with them... come on. It's so blatantly obvious.

The best of the old movies >>>>> the "best" of the new shit

I've resorted to watching mostly just Criterion films and whatever old flick's on Prime or TCM. No interest in seeing any new movies with very few exceptions.

Xister

>It's so blatantly obvious.
for you. you overestimate the cognitive abilities of NPCs.

that doesn't sound so bad so long as Bo Peep isn't a bitch

>Mad Max (feminist)
kill yourself

If you disliked The Force Awakens you must also dislike Toy Story 3 in order to not be in contradiction.

KANTOOOOOOOOO

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>tfw I thought Toy Story 3 was insanely overhyped and a re-hash of Toy Story 2
>tfw I thought Force Awakens was shit and a re-hash of A New Hope

I'm good friendo.

That's why you use Metacritic...

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have sex

Hate to break it to you bozos but Toy Story was the only good Toy Story movie. Toy Story 1,2, and 3 are all shit. This movie will probably be no better or worse

There are plenty of good or great movies in the last 20 years but the ones that get blind praise like the dark knight and avengers and mad max and get out and wonder woman and black panther etc are shit

dilate

Watch more films

Haba sexa

I like Dark Knight desu. But yeah otherwise I agree with you.

Do you have any good newer movie suggestions? I recently watched "45 Years" and loved it.

how could a ceramic doll change her clothes?

Unless you're getting paid to write about it
Armond is a meme anyway, he knows he's a dishonest hack gimmick writer. About as insightful as YMS or any other bozo on YouTube.

>disney makes a Pro-Life animated movie
FUCKING BASeD. abortion baby killers BTFO

>he knows he's a dishonest hack gimmick writer

Let's be honest here. 99% of film "critics" are dishonest hacks. At least Armond embraces the meme and runs with it.

>Blackkklansman
But that was a good movie

Woody stays with Bo to help lost toys.

It looked good. I must give the photography credit.

Aaaand that's how Disney gets Toy Story 5 in 9 years.
This shit will never end will it?

Idk user, Tim Allen has a lotta miles on him.

panther was ok, klansman was good

>panther was ok,

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Kek

"No!"

>A GLIB FACIMILIE

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Big yikes. What a shame.

Critics don't wanna get sniped by Disney assassins.

That's still abnormally high

>a glib facsimile

>and perhaps concluding
inhale, ahahahahahahahaha

Movie is shit except for the manipulative ending that makes critics forget about the rest of the movie’s flaws.

>tfw you're only known for giving the 2nd negative review to Toy Story 3 and being the half brother of an internet autist

Yes Gracie calls out how crappy it is just as I predicted