10 POINTS

God there’s something about intelligent dark haired girls that gets me so fucking pumped up.

Probably will be showcased next year and then released in 2022 or something

Shit shops. Also lol at sjw slytherin

Hufflepuff has the exact same colour details Harry's mother was described as having in this image funnily enough.

I would swap the Ravenclaw face with the Hufflepuff one also, as it would reflect better the sharp yet emotionless, and dull yet jolly tropes they're expected to have.

I would also make the Hufflepuff girl have the Gryffindor's runny makeup, as it's obvious that all the other alternate reality Hermione's are bullying her and making her do lewd acts. Also, put Slytherin's glasses on Ravenclaw to emphasise the trope of glasses/reading, and move the lip ring to Gryffindor as to emphasise their muggle loving degeneracy. All the Slytherin's in Harry Potter are described as essentially being evil posh caricatures stuck somewhere in the 1800's, so a piercing would probably be Heresy to them.

Why is Griffendor's makeup smeared? Is she implying something?

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They all look like they only ____ _____ ____

she cute. Why can't they all stay young and quiet?

fuck magical men

>be smartest house
>never wins the house cup
nice writing there Rowling

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gryffindors are brave and like to try new things, no matter if it makes them cry.

Unlike Gryffindor and Slytherin, Ravenclaw didn't have a bias head of house to award them tons of gratuitous points.

No, as Professor Flitwick, being a midge, a mere little mite of a man, not even worthy of being called a goblin or wizard, had a permanently shrivelled stone heart and a diminutive, despicable, putrid soul. Charitable point giving to him was as he was to anyone else, contemptible and generally to be avoided. His years of boiling anger and resentment had condensed into a black ichor that ran through his veins in place of blood, a poisonous concoction that he could spit out of his forked tongue. It's said he used this bubbling toxin to brainwash Dumbledore into hiring him, as no other institution would hire such a pathetic aberration of height and humanity.

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I miss the previous flitwick actor, he seemed much more like the image of flitwick I had in my mind from the books

I'd love to kick Professor Flitwick in the head. Just take a few stretches of my legs, run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little Gringott fuck flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my wizard's boot then stomp down, squashing his skull like maggoty haggis and finally ending his pathetic life.

Jesus christ Hagrid. Did you really have to say that loudly in front of everyone in the great hall?

>success in life isn't determined by your IQ alone
Who would've thought.

It's the same actor. Just very different makeup.

What the fuck? I legit thought he died like first dumbledore, why the flying fuck did they decide to change his design?

She got blacked

>not eating her hufflemuff

3rd movie had a major shift in tone to match the shift in the later books. Hence why the colour's are a lot more muted and why you start seeing all the students wearing normal clothing everywhere.

Flitwick's appearance in the first film resembled something more akin to a muppet than a human, so I guess it was appropriate.

>smartest version
>no glasses
>snek version has glasses instead

get your shit together

If I remember correctly Rowling disliked the old design because it looked too much like a goblin

I have no clue, I thought he was supposed to be a different guy while conducting the choir. It's pants on the head retarded

Wizards are clearly better race though. It is dumb to consider other people your equal when you can wave your wand around and transform them to a teapot.

t. Voldemort

If I remember correctly, the new design wasn't even supposed to be Flitwick. He was removed as a character in the movies, but Davis was brought back as a cameo. And then they just morphed that cameo into Flitwick again.

It is hard to get to the first place when Snape gives "you are a pure blood, 10 points" or Dumbledore goes "you are brave and shit, 10 points". Hufflepuff professor probably also are giving lot's of "participation award" points.

Reminder this is what Hermione is supposed to look like

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That is not black though

>Whites are clearly better race though. It is dumb to consider other people your equal when you can wave your whip around and transform them to a slave.
Based

Funny? More like autistic.

Because she's white.

She is what ever her creator decides her to be and Rowling decided she is black.

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it's more
>gryffindor
those who gain strength from friendships
>slytherin
those who gain strength from using others
>ravenclaw
those who gain strength through studious activity
>hufflepuff
those unconcerned with gaining strength

>Blacks are clearly better race though. It is dumb to consider other people your equal when you can wave your dick around and transform them to a cockslave.
>Asians are clearly better race though. It is dumb to consider other people your equal when you can wave your anime around and transform them to a weaboo.
>Pajeets are clearly better race though. It is dumb to consider other people your equal when you can wave your shit around and transform them to a street.

Except that in the book she is repeatedly described as having a white face and being pale, especially in a scary sequence. Rowling is just trying to push her Twitter social justice image

Pajeeti women are far and away the closest competitor to western Euro women

All writers make mistakes.

Yea Forums: Slytherin
Reddit: Ravenclaw
Tumblr: Hufflepuff
Facebook: Gryffindor

Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not an avid harry potter autist.

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She's white on the cover, therefore she's white.

would pick slytherin if she had lighter hair and none of that bullshit in her face so im gonna have to go hufflepuff

There's a difference between making a mistake and retconning what you wrote just to try and create an image of yourself that is popular in the current social climate

I want to make slytherin hermione cum

Covers are not drawn by the creators. Every artist takes their own liberties while drawing them

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That's good. But it'll take a lot of effort with her 12 inch cock remember.

we can do emojis now?

The author agrees to the cover first. Hermione was clearly supposed to be white.

What i wanted or not I0m a silversape

I'm a simple man. I just want to watch her moan and make her legs shiver

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Rowling was a literal nobody when her first book came out. How much power you think she had when it comes to publishing?

Perhaps later on she was reluctant to change it not to cause a shitstorm. At least until now.

>Whoops I accidentally wrote her as white and didn't correct any of the cover artists portraying her as white for over a decade

Until they actually release a new version with a black hermione on the cover, and a description of her being black in the book it ain't canon

Maybe yeah. But then why did she pick a white actress in the movie when she could have chosen a black one ? The serie was huge then and she had all the power.

Hermione is white on the English cover of the 7th book, try harder

Death of the author, as the SJWs like to say

Nice try Rahjette.

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rekt

>looked too much like a goblin
Flitwick is literally part goblin though.

dont forget the part where she blushes or got a fucking tan from her egypt trip

I think it was something "bla bla ron had even more freckles and she got a tan"

me on the left

>Hermione's grossly distended, ape-like visage was sticking out from behind a tree, it was barely visible amongst the murk of the forbidden forest
>"Ayo Harry, you gotta run nigga!" she hollered
>Harry could still hear Dumbledore's voice talking from behind the pumpkins, rewarding him points for minor things he had done the days and weeks previously.

wrong, the reader has final say

Kek

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>It is dumb to consider other people your equal when you can wave your dick around and transform them to a cockslave.
This is what redditors actually believe

She's only 29 and looks 49 with a facelift, that's not perfection that's just hard drugs and a LOT of dick

BULLY THE NERDS

>intelligence won't save you from being a manlet

based /fit/ wizards

>species mixing

gross

That’s why it’s the best, niggerface

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>brad neely plus the boondocks and harry potter

1>2>4>

Time to play Witch Trainer again

youtu.be/BDuoe3S5iy8?t=134

that slytherin version is disgusting
slytherin only has top tier qts

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Better. the slytherin version with the glasses and piercings is cringe.

gods I was hansom

Dude they organized it for you, left to right is the power ranking by every measurable metric.

Hey john.