ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE

the engineer guy who also broke down, with googling, daniel brault i think his name was

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a man who would live and die by his principles, whatever the cost. an outlaw

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heh nothing personal kid

Ok I kekked

I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK,
HORSE STOCK IS ATTACHED,
HAT IS MATTE BLACK

So Standard offered us a million dollars for the Little Boston leases, and I told H. M. Tilford where he could shove that, and we made a deal with Union. On the pipeline.

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I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
WANTED
Dead or alive

I was only getting something to eat!

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Sheeeeeoooooot little doggy I am plum tuckered. Care to set a spell? Don’t be yella now.

*screen goes black*
DONG

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youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho
youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

what's more kino for him

were you followed? I'm a wanted man, but I will not hang today

A MAN WILL SEARCH HIS HEART AND SOUL
GO SEARCHIN WAY OUT THERE
HIS PEACE OF MIND HE KNOWS HE'LL FIND
BUT WHERE, OH LORD, LORD WHERE...

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Cash by far. What a stupid question.

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AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THE RING OF CUNNY

There is a young cowboy, he lives on the range
His horse and his jailbait are his only companions
He works in the saddle and he sleeps in the canyons
Waiting for summer, his pastures to change

youtube.com/watch?v=AL8chWFuM-s

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Big Vince should have went full Dutch and take her as hostage.
>You want me, Hansen? Yer gonna have to go trough her first!

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we all had her but you married her, well i guess youre the bigger man

IN THE EYES OF A RANGER
THE UNSUSPECTED STRANGER
HAD BETTER KNOW THE TRUTH OF WRONG FROM RIGHT
CAUSE THE EYES OF A RANGER ARE UPON YOU
ANY WRONG YOU DO HES GONNA SEE
WHEN YOU’RE IN TEXAS LOOK BEHIND YOU
CAUSE THATS WHERE A RANGERS GONNA BE

I PLAY FOR KEEPS
AND I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK

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Thread Theme.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=jya2eBCDcW0

BAW GAWD

GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY

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youtube.com/watch?v=VmEv3IT0-T4

Triple H still had the most kino intro song

this is my current favourite meme, thanks guys.

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hi Paul

*Ecstasy of Gold plays*

youtube.com/watch?v=Dwimc4cvUmQ

the outlaw looks like this midge's big brother

I'm a foolish man who has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpie in trousers and a nincompoop

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What song will be playing when Vinnie Tex breaks out of prison?
youtube.com/watch?v=JV3dlrCPhDM

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The dude in the flannel was such a fucking scum bag

Vincent looks like he could actually become a Chad if he loses some weight. I feel he deserves redemption.

youtube.com/watch?v=jsWM10Us5co

Chris... we dug coal together

That songs brings nothing but grief upon men, I swear

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Kino

what happened?

I don't know

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You can't go wrong with the Cruise:
youtube.com/watch?v=epzMZYPpdzE

Lost.

JUST A GOOD OLD BOY

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>hair - blond
huh?

This nigga is 3 years younger than me
I literally thought he was 35

youtube.com/watch?v=2VVpTNVxCys

>tfw mystery episode filmed but never aired
is it because they were urban?

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For american standards he's blond. Don't even get started on what passes for white over there.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=RMjiXfYGnJk starts playing

who would win, stephen or ambrosia?

The forbidden one I dare not speak his name

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Stephen would lose but Stayvun would win

kek this is good, saved

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His hair was probably blond when he was younger and it was never updated in their DL system. Same thing happened with me

>only 19 years old
yeah kind of sad desu

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Those are real texts? Makes the argument for entrapment more a lot more convincing

That John Wayne quote is literally his quest for cunny

Did Chris actually feel bad for him? Are these people just mentally fucked and need help, or is a bullet the closet thing to mercy you can offer them.

When Vincent said he wants to kill himself, Hanson quickly responds with "nobody wants that to happen" Why? Why dont you want that to happen? You dedicate your adult life to catching these people.

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>this is supposed to be a 13 year old boy
Are pedos really this retarded?

>I have to go shower... pls think about it
oh fuck that
fuck that and fuck this show

>Hansen ended his career by committing fraud and now spends his days boomerposting on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=lZM-8H-EEYs
Has there been a bigger fall from grace?

>I’m 13
No thank you.
>why not?
I’m not interested please go away.
>aw, come on I wanna practice sucking dick.
*blocked*

It’s that simple, pedos.

I'd love to see full transcripts of these conversations, like how does this shit even start? Just some weird ass local chat room and the plant going 16/f looking to chat lol xd type shit?

kek i thought he was a pedo before i read the text.

He says that because they end up in lengthy litigation with the pedos family when they kill themselves.

could you really resist the opportunity for the cleanest best pleasure?

no that's one of the decoys who looks 30

although in the pedo's defense, he did ask for an ID from him lmao

Yes.

gay

>thinking a child who never had sex before would invite a guy in her parents house
How retarded are americans?

I thought he went to jail himself.

IT WAS FREE FUCKING PIZZA

My favorite episode is when the pedo asks the girl where the bathroom is, he goes in the room that opens from the kitchen (which definitely isn't a toilet), closes the door and in a few seconds opens it again to switch on the light but in the meantime the girl disappears and it's Chris Hansen standing in the kitchen.

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I bet he went in the cop car

>full episode
>audio is absolutely fucked beyond repair
why

is he the most pathetic one though

saddle up tex

>law enforcement appears
>cue short shootout before he saddles up and rides
>law in pursuit
>youtu.be/kI-nFfmkm5k starts

yes
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1YU8hjp7yVAjoiaRzb7wyvN2zX4pAdGwQ

>19 year old high school dropout with social anxiety
these sort of people will latch onto any sort of attention

No the guy with Cerebral Palsy is more pathetic.

topkek

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16 is legal user. As long as you dont send pics to them or they dont send pics to you. The plants are always claiming there 12 or 13

youtube.com/watch?v=RPWEGZdZHjc
>YOU DONE IT NOW
>YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE

>tfw born fat

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I wonder how often they send sexually explicit messages to children who are pretending to be adults?

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It's actually Edge.

based and deaglepilled

Are stools made of reinforced concrete in America?

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Wait why did the release uncensored pictures of his tiny dick, that's abit illegal ain't it?

youtube.com/watch?v=h9rOu8c6mbo

he signed away all of his rights

He wanted to go out in a blaze of glory

Really? Is he locked up in one of those place of pedo prisons now?

To the town of Frito Pendejo rode a stranger one fine day

Hardly spoke to normies around him, didn't have too much to say

No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to take a pic

The stranger there among them had a come for a cunny for his dick

A cunny for his dick

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What waist size is that even? Does he have to buy his jeans custom made?

FUCKING EVIL PRODUCERS GOD DAMNIT

youtube.com/watch?v=ZD47OJU6RH4
This was back in 2015 I wonder what he's up to now.

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>WAAAAH I'M DEPRESSED SO I WANNA FK KIDS

got anymore of this kind of shit

this is a screen from the first game right?

>What if ur dead
kek

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=yYdIThSgUjc

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this
youtube.com/watch?v=Rh4b9voFR1E

u n d e r a t e d

Yeah. It doesn't matter how old the decoy actually is or how eager for sex they appeared in the messages. If you go to someone else's house with the intention of fucking their underaged daughter or son, then you're gonna get what's coming to you

why are you rude to lgs?

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see
it's a goldmind

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>mfw I dig through all this

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What a piece of shit. Guilt tripping a girl into fucking you by threatening suicide.

I think about the thing I've done, I know it wasn't right
They'll entrap another tomorrow, but they're entrapping me tonight.

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biker taker is best
youtube.com/watch?v=a4lS9Q2lrbU

>that's the look of hunger lol
>lol
Is this what courtship looks like these days? I can't keep up with you whipper-snappers

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Can you stop making these threads. He's going through a hard time and is trying to get better. I just want to talk about my favourite kinos and forget the past.

>that is canonically a 12 year old girl

God, imagine how amazing it would feel to have a girl finally send you a pic after showing interest and she's even half as cute as that.

No, it's his autistic attempt to turn the conversation to the subject of "her hunger", with him hoping it will turn to a sexual definition and allow him access to sexually-driven conversation with her.

How do you know? What's the latest you know from Vince? I haven't heard a thing from him since 2015

Wait.. They actuslly send pics of Bailey?.. But she's a legal adult..

what does the decoy look like to convince these guys to destroy their lives?

Times like this I wonder what Arthur would say on the matter.

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youtube.com/watch?v=OQm7G-bVdJU
FUCK YOU JENSEN YA PRICK YOU

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The entrapment of Vincent Ambrosia by the coward Chris Hansen

unironically people who try to guilt others by saying they want to kill themselves, should probably just kill themselves. That shit ruins lives.

>steals your pizza
>and 24 years of your life
Heh, nothing personal

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his pyromaniac brother is still at large

I want her to entrap me

Clint Eastwood says cunny in unforgiven, a webm of that would be very good for these threads

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HOWDY PARDNER

where is he now?

Gettin his nut the only way he knows how, that's just a little bit more than Chris Hansen allows.

Pedos can't recognize the decoy

crew is compromised because 1 guy will give everything away for a meal

what is this body shape called? howdy

KEK

the alamo

All day I face the barren wastes, without the taste of cunny
Tight, smooth cunny
And with the dawn I wake and yawn and carry on, to cunny
Bald, young cunny
Keep a movin vince, don't get caught by Chris
it's entrapment, not a date

jesus christ lmao

strongfat

She's so perfect.

for me it's billy corgan

absolutely fucking based, came here to post this
is this now a crime drama kino general?

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Roleplaying as Vincent Ambrosio in Fallout 2 and New Vegas from now on.
What would his skills be?

Best post itt

Top kek

Howdy pardner

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*spinifex rolls by*

10 charisma, strength, endurance
100 speech, Child At Heart, Lady Killer

> utah chatroom
holy shit that is funny

Reading the logs makes it clear that he deserved the punishment. How can anyone feel sorry for him? Muh depression doesn't excuse you from being a perverted piece of shit

pedos deserve everything coming to them, they're the worst kind of people, literally ruining kids life because "muh dick"

Based idea

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Kek

what ruins kids' lives is the social stigma attached to the molestation, not the molestation itself

change my mind

I can imagine a pedo frantically explaining this to the inmates about to shank him

It turns them queer when they grow up, or to mate outside their race.

Im putting together a team....

Can you have a knife or knife skills?

I think that's a huge generalization. I'm sure for some people it doesn't affect them too much but for many the experience itself fucks em up for life because most pedos are just looking to get their rocks off. It's rape, plain and simple.

The only way to test your theory would be to do cross-cultural comparisons to societies where child-adult relationships are common and see how that affects the kids.

>your theater gf gets hired to portray a 14 year old
>she roleplays with you to practice

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Cunny Unchained
A Fistful of Chatlogs
The Good, The Bad and the Cunny
True Girth
The Entrapment Seven
For A Few Charges More

>Throwables 200%
>4 AP, Aimed shot
>You critically missed, you get arrested

:joy:

i like to think he'll someday come back yet again to his one true calling as Punished Hansen

>True Girth

Vince Cassidy and the grown adult kid

god I wish that were me

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>hurf durf i totally had no idea i was getting blasted on speed guess i'll die if you don't blow me sweety

>grown man acting like a 13 year old brat
yikes

It was acutally a grown woman acting like a 13 year old kid

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Based decoy

You should actually block them the moment they say they're underage.

i can understand this reaction for the older people with families and shit but this guy was a total failure, financially, looks wise, health wise, dick size wise. Imagine receiving zero affection your whole life and then this cute girl falls for you.

dick squad strikes again

that's the story with a lot of them
it's not that i feel bad for them but i get the impression a lot of them would basically just go for literally anyone who seems remotely reciprocating and the scum shovel happened to scrape them into the pedo bin

Then at the end he asks Hansen if he can use the bathroom and Chris just stared at him and motions for him to get the fuck out.

>i get the impression a lot of them would basically just go for literally anyone who seems remotely reciprocating
yep that's why they troll chatrooms for innocent defenseless little kids, because they just want anyone

holy fuck an edit of him throwing the knife into the hat, into him drawing a gun and shooting Hansen would make this life worth living

this. they know they are pathetic and prey on kids who they think they can groom.

to be clear they're all scum in any case and most of them are totally predatory but i still think some of them are just that desperate
i believe many of them when they say it's their first time doing something like that. it's chris's role to not buy that and it doesn't justify anything at all but it makes sense

Good god imagine the cow pie he would’ve left in that toilet.

i love when they have to go through the whole routine while having to piss like mad from the drive

Hansen's look as he reaches into his pocket is hilarious. He thought he was about to get blasted.

Link?

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>he doesn't say yes as an excuse to meet the parents to inform them about what their daughter is doing and how dangerous it is
show some fucking civic responsibility you subhuman

>This is it. I knew this day would come.

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You guys turning this sad pedo into a meme is why I keep coming back.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zJIlftta6fk

Based vincent its the only one who isnt balding

DON’T YOU DARE GO RUNNING DOWN
MY LITTLE TOWN WHERE I GREW UP
AND I WON’T CUSS YOUR CITY LIGHTS
IF YOU AIN’T EVER TOOK A RIDE AROUND
AND CRUISED RIGHT THROUGH THE HEART OF MY TOWN
ANYTHING YOU SAY WOULD BE A LIE
WE MAY LIVE OUR LIVES A LITTLE SLOWER
BUT THAT DON’T MEAN I WOULDN’T BE PROUD TO SHOW YA
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT
NO, NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
WHERE I COME FROM
SEE THAT DOOR RIGHT THERE, MAN I SWEAR
IT AIN’T NEVER BEEN LOCKED
AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT IT NEVER WILL
THAT OLD MAN RIGHT THERE IN THE ROCKING CHAIR
AT THE COURTHOUSE SQUARE I’LL TELL YOU NOW
HE COULD BUY YOUR FANCY CAR WITH HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS
DON’T LET THOSE FADED OVERALLS FOOL YA
HE MADE HIS MILLIONS WITHOUT ONE DAY SCHOOLIN
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PICKUP TRUCK WITH THE TAILGATE DOWN
WHERE I COME FROM
THE PINE TREES ARE SINGING A SONG OF THE SOUTH
WHERE I COME FROM
THAT LITTLE WHITE CHURCH IS GONNA HAVE A CROWD YEAH
I’M PRETTY DAMN PROUD
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A BIG OLD MOON SHINING DOWN AT NIGHT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A MAN DONE WRONG GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE OF BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT NO
AIN’T NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
YEAH, THAT RIVER RUNS ACROSS THAT OAKLAND ROCK
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE I COME FROM

I just wanted one of these dude to Budd Dwyer himself, is that so much to ask? did Hansen ever have a black "guest?"

Look I had a father who was over weight, I get it.

not all of them are using random chatrooms i think they use whisper now and you can randomly meet with anyone on it

absolutely based searchers

Then who was phone????

There still needs to be something inherently wrong with them to find sex with a child attractive, though. I'd see your point if they were just looking to hang out or get hugs or whatever, but most of these guys are explicitly sexual in their chat logs and in their real-life meeting with the decoy

>I don't even care what anyone thinks
>I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink
>I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin town
>Don't even bother tryin' to hunt me down
>The cops are sayin I belong behind bars
>And I'm Guilty
>I'm Guilty as Charged

How quick you lads forget HIM. No way!

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Oh my god the constant Deus Ex 1 hacking sound effects

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absolutely insanely based post

Well yeah he’s 19

HANSEN, YOU YELLOW BELLIED SON OF A BITCH, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. THIS 13 YEAR OLD AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.

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Fair trade.

She looks cold. What should I do, bros?

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the big tex

ON A CUNNY I RIDE
IMMA FUCK HER
DEAD OR ALIVE

Do you think the decoys chatting these pedos calls them a cuck faggot if they don't take the bait and accept a meet up?

BAH GAWD, HE'S HERE

>What if ur dead?

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>what if ur dead?

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>What if ur dead?

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I don't want this cunny anymore
I just wanna get to Texas

Amazing

THAT'S THE NIGHT THAT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA

Sir, sir...

That's nothing. I got one entirely of guys I went to high school with.

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hahaha probably, that's terrible haha

Many pubescent girls are sluts. I've attended middle school and seen the way they dress act and talk. Nothing abnormal about being attracted to a 15 year old with big tits and a shapely ass either. I'm not saying it's ok to take advantage of them but maybe they should be married to older financially stable men who would take care of them and prevent them from becoming whores.

>faces of Yea Forums

Did you ever met them? how did your school mate react to this?

Vincent Ambrosia is legitimately a cool cowboy name

Which one is you?

howdy Vince

i hate it when the super obese try to share inspo shit. why can't you inspire yourself to skip the third dessert and go for a fucking jog?

Vincent Ambrosia sounds like a homosexual flower loving cowboy who wears pink scarfs. Maybe cause of the "ambrosia" part, Vincent is a decent name

>I'm not that big but I could fit inside you

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I’m an outlaw on the run,
Lord forgive me for why I’ve done,
Momma please just take me home.

Me, my horse, and my gun,
Riding off into the setting sun,
Oh momma, what have I done?

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That's actually something a 12 year old would say. Clever as fuck.

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so she didn't like the hat?

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I got two words for you, homie.
>role playing chat room

noho hank did nothing wrong

vinny?

I knew or was acquainted with all of them and regarded one as a friend before his arrest. It was a small town with one public high school and an average graduating class size of fewer than 200 students. Most of them were no surprise but top left (the guy I was friends with) and top right came as quite a shock.

lol

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

>INSIST?

shes a cityslicker cunny

>they use a theater student as the decoy

...

Yippee-ki-yi-yay
When the chatup ends
Yippee-ki-yi-yay
And the cookies cool
Yippee-ki-yi-yay

He shouts and he sings
When a pedo trades
His cunny for chains

HER LOOMING CUNNY GROWS

In a gathering storm
Comes a tall handsome man
With a dusty brown coat
And a red right hand

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I just want to date her we are both adults...

nice one

>how old did you think she was?
>about high noo- i mean 12 sir

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KEK

you forgot Pale (cunny) Rider

Let me tell you, buddy
There's a fatter Chris
Coming over younder
When tomorrow comes
Let me tell you, buddy
And it win't be long
Till you find yourself singing
Your last pedo song

Yippee-ki-yi-yay
When the kik chat ends
Yippee-ki-yi-yay
And the phone screen dims
Yippee-ki-yi-yay
He shouts and he sings
When a pedo trades
His cunny for chains

When they wrap my bodypillow
In the thin plastic sheet
And they take my six ounce knife
Pull the boots from my feet

Unshackle my Granpa
He'll be itching to roam
I'll be halfway to San Quentin
Under felony of my own

Yippee-ki-yi-yay
When the kik chat ends
Yippee-ki-yi-yay
And the phone screen dims
Yippee-ki-yi-yay
He shouts and he sings
When a pedo trades
His cunny for chains

Yippee-ki-yi-yay
I'm glory bound
No more jingle jangle
I lay my knife down

Yippee-ki-yi-yay
He shouts and he sings
When a pedo trades
His cunny for chains

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>this is not a good day for you
>what else is new? it's never a good day

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I play for cunny, 'cause I might not make it back.

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howdy

Howdy

i really like this picture

>And the phone screen dims

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>Hell Dutch, as long as the two of ‘em love each other I don’t see a problem. Way I figure age is just a number but love, love is rare Dutch.

K E K
E
K

>retarded pedos can't even tell that the young girl they're pining after is over 20.

i wanna write a movie where a bunch of pedos that got their life ruined by a show like this get together and track down the decoy and gang rape the shit out of her.

KINO

Anyone have the Wojack with big Tex and genericwhitemale?

The prison theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=nJ0dfAREvAc

Not
>the fat

>23
>life over because of 1 bad decision and a stupid exploitive show watched by self-righteous fuck faces that also aren't pure enough to get into heaven

You talking about the Jojo, edit?

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Michael "ratto" Seibert
Pay him off with a few grams of cheese and he'll pick any lock you can find. He can't lead the way because he always eventually heads right back where he started

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>Hair: Blonde

Only in America

LOL LETS PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS AND THEM LAUGH AT THEM ON NATIONAL TELEVISON AND THEN RUIN THEIR LIVES AND THEN SEND THEM TO PRISON WITH REAL KILLERS AND THEN WHEN THEY GET OUT AND KILL THEMSELVES LAUGH SOME MORE HA HA HA HA HA HA

my boy with no last name, he would be the guy to make fake ids for everyone

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>I have to go shower... pls think about it.

What did she mean by this

Pure patrician taste

>It’s that simple, pedos.
it's not if you're a pedo, dipshit
>hey, alcoholic, just gonna drink some delicious beer here with you
>please dont
>no. Mmm Mmm, i sure do love the beer! such a nice, crisp taste.
>go away
>no, now drink a beer so i can arrest you already

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>"And you say here you want her to be your "'what' bunny?""
>"MUH CURRNY BURRNY. LOOK CHRIS I WAS D'PRESSED AHM FUKKED UP, I AIN'T SAID I WUZ PROUD"

kino reference, user.

how has nobody photoshopped a revolver in his hand yet

imagine being an honest to goodness pedophile supporter.

this unironically

Embarrassing.

>For A Few Charges More

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winrar

>believing in treating others as human beings means i support pedophilia
they need to pay for their mistake, but not laughed at and mocked for the amusement of the fat, hypocritical brainlette masses.

yeah being a pedo is pretty embarrassing

Vince had hardly cleared cunny, when the charges fairly ripped

How did he get away with it lads?

Says who? The guy that feels bad for pedophiles getting embarrassed on tv?

Curry Bunny, what is this? Disgaea 5?

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He's a fan of Jr. eh?

Someone post the Pepe version

Says who anything you stupid fuck
>we shouldn't support pedos
Says who?
Stupid fucking question

i never thought a meme would ruin Marty fucking Robbins for me but here we are

>what if ur dead

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He was just going to the beach

there’s more of us than you. so we say so.

this is a weird cut. they took out the blonde woman at the end. and i never saw that crotch piece he wears at the beginning.

Funny, it actually improved my taste for Marty

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Good answer

god he’s so based. he doesn’t phone in a single character he plays.

Same, a Renaissance of listening for me in cowboy tunes all round

based

Pretty good

what is this from?

>what if ur dead
IT'S A QUESTION

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>SO INSTEAD I'VE GOT A BOTTLE, AND A GIRL WHO'S JUST 14, AND A DAMN GOOD CASE OF THE MEXICALI BLUES

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This actually reeks of entrapment. It's one thing to just be there and have pedos pursue the convo but if this guys a pedo and they just keep egging him on no wonder he showed up. He has a problem and they clearly kept pushing him to come even though he was reluctant. Old TCAP was actually good because all manner of freaks pursued this on THEIR OWN. This new decoy group is lame as hell, this is no different than egging on a recovering addict into doing drugs. Sure, he should have had self control, but he didn't ask for this. They took advantage of his mental illness that he probably tried to deny judging by the convo

>And in the dream, I knew that he was going on ahead
>And he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold
>And I knew that whenever I got there, he'd be there

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this is the old big tex i used to make that in case any of you want it for other oc

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Hansen is shoahing all the reuploads to youtube, there's a google drive with the video. The audio in the youtube upload was intentionally distorted for some reason

>he's younger than me
what the FUCK

based. topkek

desu should've just pissed himself and then sued when the PD didn't give him a new set of pants... or sued when they gave him a jumpsuit for "mental damages"

...body?

For you.

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