REPUTATION CRASHING FASTER THAN A VIC MORROW HELICOPTER STUNT

>Moore's claims come just months after an anonymous woman wrote a lengthy Medium post revealing The Hollywood Reporter's plans had publish a "meticulously researched" piece on Landis' alleged sexual misconduct and harassment of women. However, the project was shelved because she—along with several others—"were all unwilling to put our real names on the record for fear of harassment."

>The anonymous author of the Medium post went on to unveil details of her experience with Landis, including a trip she took with him to Hicksville Trailer Palace in Joshua Tree in June 2012. The woman said she drank "quite a lot more" than usual" and had eaten a "small amount of mushrooms" before Landis tried to force himself on her.

>"He grabbed me and pushed me down onto the bed, with his knees holding my thighs apart and his hands holding down my arms so that I couldn't get away. I could feel his erection pressing into me through my clothes, and he was pulling up my shirt," she wrote. "He kept trying to kiss me as I was turning my head from side to side trying to dodge him. I kept saying no. Specifically, I stated the following: 'This is a really bad idea. Stop. Please, no, this is a really bad idea. No, stop.' (Repeated a dozen or so times.)"

Why don't publishers get sued for libel when they report anonymous sources?

dailydot.com/irl/max-landis-accuser-allegation/

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They dont point out anything specific. It's just "he never valued me as a gf because he was more famous than me and had a conga line of vagina available to him at all times" and like...duh?

He's effeminate, not gay.

OP is a faggot for not archiving

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>The woman said she drank "quite a lot more" than usual" and had eaten a "small amount of mushrooms" before Landis tried to force himself on her.

"He grabbed me and pushed me down onto the bed, with his knees holding my thighs apart and his hands holding down my arms so that I couldn't get away. I could feel his erection pressing into me through my clothes, and he was pulling up my shirt,"

Lying starts here.

>He kept trying to kiss me as I was turning my head from side to side trying to dodge him. I kept saying no. Specifically, I stated the following: 'This is a really bad idea. Stop. Please, no, this is a really bad idea. No, stop.' (Repeated a dozen or so times.)"

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>with his knees holding my thighs apart and his hands holding down my arms
isnt his twitter name UpToMyKnees?

kek

>Jordan Peele forced me to give him gay blowjobs.
Get this to The New York Times immediately.

The idea that someone as weak and effeminate as Max Landis can overpower anyone is funnier than anything Max has ever written.

Why does she sit like that?

you know , Whitney Moore, known for such famous roles as ....birdemic.... and uhmm

why is this coming out now?

because you touch yourself at night

COUNTRY BUMPKIN FROM OSAKA

Hollywood's next big starlet, according to Max Landis. But when she gave up the pussy for Hollywood's oldest lie and didn't get any gigs, she took to social media to retaliate.

>Release "Bright"
>Get instantly #meeto'ed
I'm sure it's just a coincidence

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No idea. Everyone knows you don't #MeToo a guy until he's got a high-profile project about to come out. Seems like a waste.

These women missed the gravy train and want that Rose Mcowan book deal money

The whole story was written but it got spiked because the women refused to be identified. Now they're willing to be identified.

Why not pull a Hardwick and deny/threaten lawsuits - that's pretty much your only option in this situation

I don't get the whole "fear of harassment" thing, like if Max Landis shoved a toy helicopter into their vagina while giggling like a maniac, I'd totally take the women's side in that scenario.

Isn't Hardwick married to a Kennedy or something? Landis is one broke ass nigga.

Hardwick is a literal millionaire chadlet who can afford to drag out a long, ugly court case against some roastie. Landis is such a spaz that he would probably fuck his own shit up in court.

>including a trip she took with him to Hicksville Trailer Palace in Joshua Tree in June 2012

If Max Landis came up to me and offered to take me on a trip to pic related, I would not go because I would realize right away that Max is planning to rape me. Just look at this place.

I get that victim blaming isn't constructive, but you would have to have autist-like levels of unawareness to danger to go to a place like this alone with a man you don't know very well and do a bunch of mushrooms and booze.

Come to think of it you would have to be equally retarded to be Max Landis and go anywhere unsupervised with a woman from LA.

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You wouldn't abuse an actress if you were in a position of authority over her, would you, Yea Forums?

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Holy shit, this like an american version of a gypsy camp.

funnily enough one of the accusers is the same bitch who tried it on hardwick

HOW IS LANDIS NOT A MILLIONAIRE MANY TIMES OVER HE MUST BE FUCKING UP IF NOT

Look at the toilet on that bitch.

Honestly the best part is that Max has thrown literally every person he's ever worked with under the bus to make excuses for his movies flopping. He will have no defenders and no friends. Imagine if he had David Ayer or Michael B Jordan on his side right now, he would if it wasn't for his mouth.

Landis might have a mil or three. Hardwich is married to a Hearst, who has hundreds.

No!!

He's (((white))), no way Jordan would have anything to do with him.

He'll be fine. Daddy's loaded.

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He hates his dad tho.

Hirsch

I blame this whole thing on Max, growing up in and around the industry, you think he'd have the awareness that most wannabe actresses/socialites are psychological damaged goods, constantly one blink away from full-on meltdowns. But I guess he's pretty nuts, too?

HARDWICK SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN MONEY FROM HIS NERDIST PRODUCTIONS, PROBABLY IN THE SAME BALLPARK AS LANDIS FROM HIS WRITING CREDITS

She must have some real damning evidence. Or, just stories??

UMMM #BELIEVEWOMEN SHITLORD??

WOMEN LYING? HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU

He'll be fine too.

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Yeah and if that was all the money he had, he would've been metoo'd to hell and back. But wifey shakes her old money shekels and boom, problem goes away and twitter whores get silenced.

MEN STRONG

I just came from a universe where John Landis was dead, what else is different here?

MONEY IS FUNGIBLE, HEARST IS A MEDIA NAME THOUGH

Well Hitler lost for starters.

Wait, I thought we hated Max Landis. Why are we siding with him now?

No he doesn't. They do stuff together all the time, he was working on remaking American Werewolf with him but I'm sure that's over.

>trailers are 6 feet apart
>if you shouted, literally the entire complex would hear you
>instead of yelling, you somehow get raped by an unarmed 120lb man while you tell him over and over again that it's "not a good idea"

I can't possibly fathom what it's like to be a woman in this situation but holy fuck, if there are any females on this board, promise me you'll at least fucking try to get away from such a physically weak rapist unlike this spineless moron of a lady.

Like how much of a brittle failure of a strong womyn do you have to be for Max fucking Landis to overpower you without getting in even a single shot to his crotch

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comfy

Gay

ah, the court drama of young jews in the hollywood age
WHO
CARES
FAGGOT

There's a hierarchy of REEEE that the right is still trying to figure out. You should see the threads when a Muslim rapes a white woman. Did the roastie deserve it for being a roastie? Is she lying? Is the Muslim culturally enriching an innocent nubile aryan?

You wouldn't have this masterpiece.

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You do.

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>FASTER THAN A VIC MORROW HELICOPTER STUNT
Heh

If nothing else he did nut in /our gal/ so that's a win for him

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This and that Superman video were so fun.

>only 6 million in jewtown
>cannot write one successful movie
>"MAX LANDIS MAKES ME TOO AFRAID TO NAME MYSELF OR ACTUAL DETAILS I DIDN'T JUST HEAR FROM SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE HE IS TOO POWERFUL"

>screenwriter did horrific, inhumane things to actress
Did he ask her to smile more?

We aren't, pointing out it's bullshit doesn't mean we are defending this giant faggot

Didn't this thot already pushed this months ago?

LITERALLY RAPE I CANT EVEN

Now who will write shitty movies?!!

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Wait a second. Is that motherfucking Sam Witwer? Holy shit, love that guy.

Who is ready to boycott? I know I am!
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Are you from 2014? Get with the times

>Chris Hardwick's ex that tried to ruin him

POTTERY

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I don't believe her. She's pulling the shit psycho exes always do--alleging abuse without giving details, telling the media rather than the police, waging a political campaign against her ex.
If there was something here, there would be specifics, not a blanket refusal to provide them.

god she's ugly

>Launching the Careers of Chloe Dykstra and Anna Akana
He deserves it just for that.
Chloe Dykstra and Ana Akana are fame hungry roasties. Chloe fucked a 40 year old chris harddick when she was 21 and was shocked when he treated her like she was a ditzy fuckdoll. I mean, really?

but this is old news pussy

Is that the baby killer?

she has her moments

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So we're in agreement, right? They're clearly blackmailing him.

LMAO I know Allie Goertz in person and she's a horrid liar that just does things for attention. I'm 90% sure max probably has no idea who she is as she loves to insert herself into stuff that has nothing to do with her. She casually lied about being a rape victim in a women's group/night out where women were sharing stories of being actually assaulted. Was literally "oh y-yeah I was raped too heheh I never said anything because I was afraid but I'm also part of this see!" my friend told me all the other women were embarrassed at how transparent it was.

>So we're in agreement, right? They're clearly blackmailing him.
Like women would ever be conniving enough to completely make up a sexual assault.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jian_Ghomeshi#Criminal_charges_and_trial

blackmailing him for what? blackmail implies he has something of value worth not alleging anything.

Wtf I love Max Landis now!

>I'm 90% sure max probably has no idea who she is

Welp they've publicly been friends for years so your credibility is already fucked right here.

good fuck that jew and his father.
but i'm guilty of really liking american werewolf tho.

Sometimes women just do shit like this for attention.

She also made her entire career riding the coattails of actually creative people. Literally all of her success is attaching herself to bigger things, and her most notable work is her podcast where she literally just repeats simpsons bits and talks about "hey remember how good this episode was" and gets paid to do so lol

based

Max Landis use to have a lot of power on twitter. During the American Ultra RLM controversy, Max used his fanbase and had them attack RLM because they made fun of him and criticized his shit movie. He didn’t stop until RLM invited him onto the show and they let him lie and say he never makes bad movies it is all the studio’s faults while Mike sucked his dick.

Though after all the Mary Sue and MeToo stuff he has kinda lost most of his twitter power and influence.

DC comics even fired him and hired Zoe Quinn.

Hi Allie, how's your dad?

>Have you heard the joke about the Polish actress who came to Hollywood and blew a writer?

I know you're meming but the problem is that Max actually would come on here and anonymously defend himself.

Literally couldn't find any proof they were "publicly friends" whatever that means. Just Allie doing what she usually does and sticking her nose in somewhere she doesn't belong to get attention. Literally the same girl that got involved with a married teacher with a kid and then squealed on him (not that he wasn't a piece of shit too but she wanted to revel in the drama).

more like Max LandWAS amiright?

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sorry for party rocking

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Just another white male like Harvey Weinstein trying to take advantage of girls

They bashed him and every one of his projects ever since.

Oh wow it's literally Allie or one of her sycophants. Yeah Max is a shit head but so is Allie. She is a master manipulator, having been on the receiving end of that and seeing many people fall victim to her bullshit, I can say with confidence she's a sociopath or borderline personality.

This sounds like fanfiction writing.

>Why don't publishers get sued for libel when they report anonymous sources?
Theoretical, a reporter can write anything and accuse anybody he wants. Just make an anonymous source up and say you cant tell name because of hate or harassment.

Not surprised nothing camw out of it. #metoo is nothing but a scam just look at the very first incident of it en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roscoe_Arbuckle?wprov=sfla1

>REEEE REY IS NOT A MARY SUEEEEE
imagine being this upset over bad Star Wars fan fiction that you'd call an innocent man a rapist

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Damn this is uncomfortable to watch

But nothing will happen to his career. This is all very nebulous. No one's going on record to do a big story on him so far, and there's a sad reason for it.

It's too humiliating. Max is the exact kind of guy women in LA bow and scrape to. Young, charismatic, confident, powerful, white, handsome, and rich. They endured so much shit from him, accepted every humiliation, and still tried to win his approval. It's only after they got distance from their "relationship" to him that they could see what he really was: A sadistic monster who made them jump through hoops for his own amusement.

If any woman comes forward and talks about how shitty he was to them in their relationship, he and his lawyers will pull text messages and private conversations that show the person wanting to be with him and begging for his approval. "If I was really so horrible, why would you beg me not to leave you?" He knows all their secrets, all their weaknesses. If you come for him, he will come for you with everything he has. That's why no one's come forward in the same way they have with other abusers.

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FUCK MAX LANDIS FUCK JOHN LANDIS AND FUCK REDDIT LETTER MEDIA

That whole video is tough. Holy god is Max a tryhard.

As painful as this tho
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what gets me everytime is that one of these twitter whores comes out with an accusation against someone, you got three or four other roasties and beta male bitches coming out and saying "yes! that person did all of this, i witnessed it, and i regret not coming forward earlier." every fucking time. no one ever comes out earlier to speak out against abusive behavior the moment it happens, everyone waits until the right moment. one would think the decent thing to do would be to call the police or just shit talk the person online, but no, they all come out after the fact and give fake sounding regrets because we all know they value their shit-tier careers over anything else.

i dont like landis much myself but this sounds fucking coordinated as hell.

Seems like you have some insider knowledge? What's the source

>I kept saying no. Specifically, I stated the following: 'This is a really bad idea. Stop. Please, no, this is a really bad idea. No, stop.' (Repeated a dozen or so times.)"
Funny, they left out the part where he did exactly as she asked and stopped. She has admitted this on record.

Would unironically love to see that.

not coordinated just what self absorbed millenial women do. they didn't get enough attention as kids and so they have this unending void for it in their souls that must be constantly dumped into with fabricated drama and lofty ideas of saving the world through lying/gossip because"I'm probably doing the right thing anyway" or whatever goes through their heads

I promise user.

Actually such a thing did happen once, in this North English shit hole I live in. The local pakis prey on my college for girls, but they’re all ugly little Landis weight goblins so I did have a scuffle with the one who tried to bundle me into his taxi. I won, just, and he drove away when some pedestrians saw what was happening.

i wish you didn't show me this.

Because of my experiences with actual rape men I don’t really believe any of the metoo stuff coming from Hollywood. Rape is scary and violent, it takes real force to rape an unwilling victim.

No, what happened? Nice digits btw.

tru. i can almost guarantee they've seen shit just as bad from other men and abusers but since their careers won't benfit from that just yet, mum is the word.

Did he cum in her mouth and then blame her for the six million?

Of course no reply, but if you end up reading this, just know Allie Goertz cares about nobody besides herself. Just look at all her beta orbiters she keeps stringing along if you need convincing she uses people just like Max is accused of. If they were "friends" it was because she saw herself in him, and now it's a convenient way to get some attention for her to throw him under the bus. To me that whole clique seems like sociopaths so I really don't give a shit what happens to Max but seeing her chime in sets off my bullshit alarm HARD.

which isn't to say just because you don't speak up about one thing you shouldn't speak up about the other, but the way they pretend its out of some natural sense of justice is pretty shameful when it's clear it's only out of convenience

>dad has 150 million.
I think we found out why this is happening.

>Why don't publishers get sued for libel when they report anonymous sources?
Because libel laws are a joke.

because unfortunately that's just one of the flaws of free speech. if we start silencing people or lawyering what constitutes libel too hard, you'd just have the ruling class cover up shit about themselves even easier than they do now. this is how blind items work, can't outright accuse someone of something without hard evidence but if it's from an anonymous source/not directly named it's not your liability

FUCKING FAKE AS FUCK
Max is a closet fag

BUT THE ABUSE user

Fuck off cunt, I want a Bright sequel

This is more like a witch trial.

>It's funny you should mention Poland, I just saw a thread about their prime minister over on /pol/

>Apparently there's some huge political scandal over him taking bribes from that ATM

>> and hired Zoe Quinn
NOBODY DESERVES THIS NOT EVEN DC

>wearing the Very Cool shirt

damn he's committed

>We
Shut the fuck up, you literal NPC
Landis did nothing wrong

Allie Goertz is a ladder climbing leech and major whore in LA. She’s insufferable.

>Borel issued a formal statement to the media, maintaining that Ghomeshi was guilty of sexual assault but that "a trial would have maintained his lie, the lie that he was not guilty"
Holy shit that logic

>Disgusting fake tits compete with scar
Wh*te women are embarrassing

As if this isn’t exactly the same on the left, just inverted

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The ruling class use weak libel laws to destroy anyone who gets in their way with false accusations from nebulous "sources". They're not scared of the press, they own the press.

>closet

Fun fact she seduced her creative writing teacher when she was 16/17 and after a long relationship told on him cause he wasn't going to leave his wife and kid. I'm convinced she just did it to see what would happen. Also has a weird relationship with a really nice dude who is hopelessly crushing on her for like 10 years now and just randomly pops into his life to assert her dominance (even though he's now engaged)

This is true too, basically though both those problems can be attributed to late capitalism and the problem with god-level wealth trumping morality, justice, and anything else a normal well adjusted person might hope to exist in the world.

How can you reasonably expect someone drunk and on mushrooms to respond appropriately to in-the-moment withdrawal of consent?

I believe it.

If he touched my waifu Jenny Nicholson I will rape him with his own cock after I rip it off his gaunt kike body.

I think that's just an indentation from the underwire of her bra. also, have sex.

Legit looks like a tranny, what the fuck Chris?

>vague allegations to avoid a libel suit

Yeah fuck her. I'm with Max on this one.

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Blows my mind since women are stronger than men. Maybe it's because Landis too is a woman.

friendly reminder that aidsmoby has done 10 times worse than max landis but mike stoklasa knows how to keep people quiet...permanently

There's absolutely zero conflict between Sharia law and LGBTQPT2S8JGQZPPYSTD rights you bigot. Or Sharia law and womens rights. Or Sharia law and religious freedoms. Or Sharia law and other races. Or Sharia law and Jewish rights.

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literally the worst of their videos. max fucking sucks and i wouldn't doubt if he's also a rapist.

white people are the dumbest race here

gr8 b8

what "inhumane" stuff is he supposed to have done? was expecting something with a burrowing rat and coat hangers

Lol poles

>The woman said she drank "quite a lot more" than usual" and had eaten a "small amount of mushrooms" before Landis tried to force himself on her.
So she was drunk and high on shrooms. And we are to assume this really happened and isn't just a drug-fueled fantasy?

>spend entire video shitting on Max
>Max gets so booty inflamed that he goes on their show to defend himself
>spends the entire episode making excuses for his shitty writing while the RLM guys just nod along and pretend to understand where he's coming from
>now, every time they criticize him, they have to verbally preface everything they say with an attestation that nothing Max does wrong is actually his own fault, to keep him from becoming hypersaline again

Any reasonable judge would tell her to fuck off the second she announced she was high as fuck.

Liberals aren't taught that using mind altering drugs invalidates your ability to protect yourself by being able to reliably testify on your own behalf.

they are, but maybe it was just my college that was stuffed to the brim with liberal prudes. Even the lesbians were chickens w dating and partying

just another 30 year old roastie hitting the wall, nothing to see here

I hate max landis, but I can't get behind any retard who comes out of nowhere years after they claimed something happened, after supporting and defending the person. If something actually did happen, you had your chance to do something about it.

best part are rich and mike

>All these women saw the abuse and are so sorry they stood by.

Translates to I can't ride his coattails and use him to advance my career in hollywood anymore.

It's funny how most actors featured in that video are now speaking out against max.

>we once had consensual sex

Max you piece of SHIT

what's the point of mentioning the beetlejuice bar? like why be specific? Sounds like something a liar does.

He should just pull a Jenner and come out as trans. After Jenner murdered a woman, he came out as trans and everyone forgot about the murder. Suddenly the only story anyone could find was about how brave and noble he was. Landis could just come out as "Maxina" and voila. Career restored. Also, come out as a lesbian trans, so you can just keep fucking girls.

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>Chloe Dykstra
>I believe Whitney, and I stand by her.
probably the last person she would want standing by her

Enjoy this video where Max Landis is high as fuck.

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Jay did.
Mike was sucking Max’s cock during the Me Him Her review. So much they couldn’t review any of Max’s other movies because Mike couldn’t be unbias. At most Jay would make a comment about how a Max Landis movie was shit. But they could never do a full Half in the Bag on one because of Max.

Then the MeToo happened and they erased Max from the Green Glasscase.

>what else is different here
ketchup is red

Dude I met that guy irl at a party, he's just annoying

>Can you elaborate on what did he actually do?

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Yep, and she doesnt enjoy or understand titfucking

He's not gay, you can tell he's a rampant hedonist psycho who might fuck dudes here n there

>It's only after they got distance from their "relationship" to him that they could see what he really was: A sadistic monster who made them jump through hoops for his own amusement.
you should probably reword that to say that after they realized they couldn't get anything out of him, then they turned.

>the most SJW looking person in the industry
>gets #MeToo'ed
Ironic

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>accuses
>claims

Zzz

How bout that POS Lexi alexander victim blaming?

I think #metoo is a response to the dating/casual sex "loophole" that women find themselves in. If you don't put a ring on her, then she can't take all your shit. So you've got these women who feel like they deserve their ex's property, but they can't get it. Must be very frustrating for them.

Why is Landis such a spineless faggot? Even just a whiff of this crap last year or whenever it was made him fall off the radar completely.

>muh late capitalism

Do you really think that central planning would magically get rid of this?

He obviously is a rapist, just fucking look at him.

that has nothing to do with it. They didn't want his property, they wanted to use his name and connections, and then when they found out that name didn't carry that far and his connections were no good, then they turned.

Attempt number 284 will work for sure

If he doesn't "believe women" his career is over, so he can't exactly deny it. But he can't exactly confirm it either because then it's definitely over. Best to just hide out and hope the mob finds someone else to target.

Property/resources/connections kind of the same thing. They didn't get what they wanted out of the sex, but they have no recourse to profit from it like they would in a divorce.

Well shit, when will the hacks have him back on then?

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He's got a side-buzz, looks like he has aids and wears rainbow shit. He's a flaming faggot.

>you know what's a great way to make sure a political class doesn't completely dominate all aspects of the press?
>COMMUNISM!
Are you retarded?

this age will end in fire

This bitch doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page, lel

>who might fuck dudes here n there
>not gay

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>profit from it like they would in a divorce.
you do know that you don't just profit from a divorce right? That you actually have to put in time.

I would definitely imply jobs/opportunities to young starlets would happen with sex because power dynamics are hot but actual rape is for low lifes

*twirls mustache*
No, my fair maiden, it's not a bad idea! Hahaha! And the best part is that I'll get away with it!

If Max wasn't such a fucked up spastic he'd confront these allegations and demand specifics so that he could sue them for libel.

This is why Christine Ford kept insisting on "muh one beer" despite it obviously being a lie.

>you do know that you don't just profit from a divorce right?

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>it's not considered "profit" unless you put literally zero effort into acquiring it
Based retard poster.

>late capitalism
are you fucking retarded? or just unaware of the intense and widespread manipulation of power for sexual favors in the Soviet Union?

my point is that none of these women accusing max or his like married or intended to marry him. I don't get why you even bring up marriage.

10 minutes talking to an attorney for millions of dollars? Yeah, definitely unprofitable...

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brendan was married for years and had three kids with her. A little more than 10 minutes of talking.

He and his dad should be in prison.

so should alan moore

So when do we start throwing thots in jail for false accusations?

???

when basedboys grow a pair and start suing them for defamation and slander

You see, we're all totally equal. But even me as a hot twink kind of guy can easily overpower the vast majority of girls out there. Higher muscle density and all that shit. But remember, very equal.

not meant in a rapeish way btw, but sometimes they think they're stronger, especially if they're athletic, so they try. Then find out that they're not.

Soon.

>A bill making it a crime to falsely accuse someone of a sexual crime was first read in the Alabama House of Representatives last week

>“If they make an accusation, they better make sure it’s true and make them think twice before they make a false accusation,” Drake said.

archive.fo/grRd2

DA QWEN

You don't want to know.

If she was on shrooms it literally shouldn't hold up in court, she likely had a psychosis and hallucinated it. The fact that anyone takes this seriously is fucking hilarious

I hope it turns out to be true. Then we can throw pretty much all his bullshit liberal opinions on Superman out the window along with his douchebag haircut.

It really is a clown world when fucking ALABAMA actually understands what the #metoo movement is and all the other states are #believeher

a high as fuck person cant think the way you want

They all look like pedos : incels

>Holy shit that logic
Dude that whole debacle is why I am weary of these trials. I think Ghomeshi was one of those guy's who pretended to be a feminist. But it doesn't change the fact that the alleged victims stayed in touch with each other and seemed to work together. Which is unethical.

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So you're saying if she wasn't an irresponsible whore she wouldn't find herself hanging out and having sex with scummy men? Well yes user, I agree, but personal responsibility is something women don't have the cognitive ability to comprehend

>It really is a clown world when fucking ALABAMA actually understands what the #metoo movement is and all the other states are #believeher
qftfuckingtruth

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There was one that actually got me worried, turned out she's on our national rowing team and (think Olympics) does serious competition.

Girl I date is about same height and weight as I am. If it came to it, I would just wreck her shit. Most girls have thicker wrists than I do, doesn't mean they have a chance.

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We've gotten so far into this #metoo shit, that not only do accusations not have to be credible they don't even need to be concrete. She's literally just said
>Max Landis did some things to me
Rape? Abuse? Harassment? Called her mean names? Got her the wrong type of wine on a date? Who the fuck knows. All it takes to ruin a man's reputation is allude to the possibility that they might have done something bad.

Her womb is an infant graveyard user

i remember the day i first shot an afghan like it was yesterday. it was pretty based tbqh.

#believewomen
be quiet incel

>this age will end in fire
This train will stop at the end of the tracks

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what kind of retard do you have to be to compare a daily activity with a life changing trauma?

>Actually such a thing did happen once, in this North English shit hole I live in. The local pakis prey on my college for girls, but they’re all ugly little Landis weight goblins so I did have a scuffle with the one who tried to bundle me into his taxi. I won, just, and he drove away when some pedestrians saw what was happening.
You should be banned for being such a racist

Women aren't like men. Their fight/flight/freeze response lands on the third result 90% of the time, and it's the ones lucky enough to get that 10% of the second result that actually end up surviving un-raped.

I blame society for coddling girls and women too much. It instill this idea of anyone other than a girl herself being responsible for her life and what happens in it. When SHTF, most girls just freeze up and wait for someone to come save them or fix it like it works 99% of the time in the rest of their lives.

lol that guy he wrote that wwe video i loved that

he had a lot of female friends

any details of the alligations i need to jerk off

it's also his youtube

youtube.com/user/Uptomyknees

cos she got diddled by ladis

>Also, come out as a lesbian trans, so you can just keep fucking girls.
AND be allowed into all of their private and safe spaces.
God, part of me just wants to transition just so I can go into the women's locker shower rooms at the gym and pool. Did you know it's okay for MtF trannies to be naked AND HAVE AN ERECTION in the women's locker and shower rooms? Cis women tried fighting tooth and nail to condemn the act as perversion/pedophilia/just-plain-disturbing, but they were all quickly shouted down as sexists and transphobes by their own kind. So, now you can just put a wig and a dress on, go into the women's locker room, ogle all the naked tits, asses, and pussies (even underage if you're into that), get a rock hard erection, then go into a nearby stall and masturbate.

In the middle of this thread

If you get raped by a skinny dork with rainbow hair, you deserved it.

>white

so all he did was dump some chicks? jesus christ women can write three pages and not a single god damned solid accusation was made

GET WOKE

GO BROKE

AHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

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>shill for feminism
>get btfo when the women finally outnumber you

lmao another epic win for the SJW retards

>I took lots of disorienting substances before this thing happened that I'm going to describe in painstaking detail.
Hmm... something's off here, but I'm not enough of a bigoted, misogynist monster to know just what.

no, he means "up to my knees" in the blood and gore of the Vietnamese kids his father killed with a helicopter.

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Goddamn she's adorable!
They'd never find Max's body if he tried anything with her.

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she's not smart enough for this to be a joke, right?

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Writers getting the heat now haha. Thats what they get for striking

Based Anglo not-slag.

>all Jews
Never put me near this forsaken tribe

what an inhuman behaviour

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Dumping a girl is a hate crime you incel.

as anyone sent this to him?

What's up, Max?

>BELIEVE SURVIVORS!
>survivors of what?
>I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!

DONT DISCUSS IT
DONT QUESTION IT
DONT ASK FOR EVIDENCE
JUST GRAB A PITCHFORK
A WOMAN IS CRYING GODDAMN IT

I hope he sues Dontlightfarts for everything he's worth.

Before looks better desu

likely story toots

Max Landis, son of John “how do I” Landis.

No one.

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based landis working the wagie into a silent, impotent seethe

because chinks dont know how chairs work

>Young, charismatic, confident, powerful, white, handsome, and rich

and yet you could shoot him in the head and he would be meaningless in an instant

Is there a woman living in LA that hasn't been raped yet?

the same could be said about ever RLM video ever.

>Max
>handsome
kys, you murderer's spawn

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I am not trying to offend anyone but you gotta admit Jews have this innate thing where they tend to treat the goyim as mere tools for their amusement, like sexual cattle to blow off steam with and exploit. They are basically sexual Loki.

Wrestling stories with cute girls as the wrestlers was kino. Best thing be ever did.

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That's just it, Hardwick is married into a family that has not just money, but media mouthpieces. They can keep things quiet. Landis has just enough money to take, but not enough money to shut it down.

commie cuck is itching for a dilation session
be sure to put yourself up on the wall for your future overlords as your kind usually are up against the wall first in those regimes anyway lmao

Hold up. None of you mentioned she's a Sonic fan. This changes everything. What Sonic videos has she done?

Awesome, I made this gif

Jesus christ the fucking ads on that site.
>Hide your fat gut spandex.
>Sexual harassment video ad.
>Female diapers marketed to young woman.
I stopped scrolling at that point.

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She needs to rip ass in my face a million times.

In theory you could even get away with fucking them, perhaps aggressively, not that i would ever advocate that. call it a "sexual emergency" caused by the oppression of being trans. Anyone who opposes you is participating in the re-entrenchment and perpetuation of harmful sexist norms. Stopping you or objecting to you doing what you want, would be a form of structural violence against you AND all your trans kin.

None so far, but in one of her rambles she talks about he we almost lost her to the Sonic-fandom when she was younger (she was right at the tipping point according to her). Being the super-cute autist that she is, she's still really into Sonic though (collects merch, listens to the music, etc).

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Yes, ofc, "white" male, uhm.

Nothing to see here except perhaps mere coincidence.

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>super-cute
Yeah, pretty cute for a 6.5/10 on a generous day maybe.

Is it because I actually know hot girls or because you guys are so fucking desperate? Perhaps a combination of both?

>he thinks "cute" refers solely to looks
What are you, a women?

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Not a womAn. What are you, dyslexic?

Seriously though, when I see that I just start thinking of fetal alcohol syndrome...and lots of it.

>Young, charismatic, confident, powerful, white, handsome, and rich.
You must be thinking of someone else, Max is none of these things...

Max is actually an alright dude, bitch is just salty, and trying to grab the spotlight.

HE
A
RAPER

>what is adblock/content blocker

Is this connected to the last thing when professional victim Zoe Quin tweeted that Landis harassed her friend but basically:
1. No I wont give her name because that would cause her being doxxed
2. No I wont post the text she sent me because you could find out who she is through it
3. No I wont give details of what happened because you would know who she is
But believe me, it all happened and is not made up I promise.

Yeah but Zoe just decided to jump on the bandwagon when it was already rolling. Don't get me wrong I know the... story of Zoe, and how she and the truth tend to have a rather unusual and estranged relationship at the best of times, but she wasn't the one who started it. This time.

psychotic roastie tries to ruin man’s life.
news at 11

Zoe Quinn did post proof, it was of a few private IM texts between her friend and Landis where the friend was throwing a pity party by saying she only attracts violent fuckboys, and Landis daring to go on a mansplain victim-blaming rant that she attracts everyone and she's the one making the choice of only dating violent fuckboys

>and she's the one making the choice of only dating violent fuckboys
based?

ZOE QUINN IS A PIECE OF SHIT

ALSO GAMERGATE ELECTED DRUMPF, HOPE SHE ENJOYS THAT :^)

Holy shit that's comfy

>ywn live far from the city with your daisy dukes girlfriend and have hot sex all the time drinking whiskey and doing peyote

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>she only attracts violent fuckboys, and Landis daring to go on a mansplain victim-blaming rant that she attracts everyone and she's the one making the choice of only dating violent fuckboys
mildly based max

Who'll win a toasty roasty or Max "blood pact" Landis?

wait are you implying that Brett "First the Keg, Then Some Head" Kavanaugh didn't rape Christ-Angel Ford??

>(((6 million))) in (((jewtown)))
Pottery

Fucked ugly jew wih connections in the hopes of furthering her career, in other words another Hollywood whore who thinks she got the short end of the deal. How is this even news ?

what type of retard can't remember the last meal and the exact conversation had?

Guys stop mentioning Zoe. Either the thread will get deleted or she'll start another batshit crusade against mean people on the internet. Let's just keep her tweeting about nonsense every hour of the day, it's better that way.

What did he do?!?
>oh, i don't want to say
Will you press charges?!
>... nah. :)

>telling women they're responsible for their actions
I can see why they went after him now.

>literally who accuses literally who
M'key.

Sorry for my boner.

Lol its Whitney Moore, do you think she looked at Max's cock like she looks as pizza

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yeah, an "alright dude" who relies on nepotism to make shit films when has the talent and intellect of your average walmart employee.

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does anybody have more Allie stories? now I'm kind of glad she's off the Mad staff

More pics

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holy shit, that's the dumb cunt from Birdemic? appearing in the worst film of all time is one thing, but letting max landis fuck you? she should immolate herself from the shame.

LOL

>you need a new therapist
kek this guy

Based

I like how "toxic behavior" is treated as a bigger career-ruining controversy than killing kids.

These hollywood people, man.

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You shouldn't have fucked with her, Max.

Now you pay the price.

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