Love Island General

how can you gormless losers enjoy this shit. Literally the most narcissistic show on the planet.

I think we've got a juicy episode ahead of us lads, I can sense it

waheeyyyy deano general alri haha

Have sex

Would explain the need to memory hole
Can't display the true nature of diversity

enjoy ur stay

would eat maura's shit lads

>560 degrees

engage in intercourse

Maura is absolute filth

I made a thread as well.

I’m using this one though. Nobody cares about your autism about threads x

just remembered tommy's cheese sandwich hahahaha

>wrap my legs around his head

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Tommy is IN

Maura is turbothot should make good tv

She cute?

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Given up watching. This series is shit.

>turns 560 degrees and walks away

it's kicking off, slag fight incoming

They’ve just put two slags in. Have faith

This is going to blow her mind
>carbanara

Lmao

>No adam
>No do bits society

>No chris and kem
>No muggy mike and chris rivalry
So shit

Wish I had a girl think of me like that, it sucks being ugly

>overcooked the eggs in his carbonara

Anton looks like such a typical waiter

Do bits society was gay as fuck

Carbonara is top tier when it’s not made by a Scotsman

you're only proving my point with your tedious replies.

And please, for your own sake, don't reply until you've formulated a response befitting my intellect.

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Don’t chat that shit in here again

Get fit, you have no excuses. If you have a good body you can fuck 90% of women, if you work hard and get a decent job that goes up to 97%, get a personality and be an interesting person you can get to the 99% area

Just treat some fat pig like a princess. By her gifts, cook her food. She’ll be all over your cock like a cat in heat

>that carbonara

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Rose tinted goggles mate. They were wankers

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This Irish bird is a MASSIVE whore

Moira friendzoning everyone else

Do bits

Adam was based its undeniable
Chris and Ken were gay there wasn't a /lig/ back then

Nonsense. Face is 99% of the game.

molly mae is horrible jesus christ

>buying fat women gifts
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

Truly /ourgirl/

Maura is dirty af

The format has run it's course.

Anton getting nowhere yet again. Seriously a girl should snap him up ASAP he’s guaranteed final and I’d be all over that

>women SEETHING

OTHER GIRLS ARE SEEEEEETHINNGHHGG

AHAHAHHAH

Gets brought in as the obvious slag of the villa
Gets outrageously slagmogged within a few days

Kinos back on the menu

>Get fit, you have no excuses. If you have a good body you can fuck 90% of women, if you work hard and get a decent job that goes up to 97%, get a personality and be an interesting person you can get to the 99% area

I'm working on it user, I am six foot, 25 years old and have a decent body, but working really hard on the body atm
Also graduating with a law degree next month, not too autistic but I have that Shaqiri hairline shaved, and just look older and ugly desu. Thanks tho

Chris and Kem was based as fuck, especially because Liv was a fucking raging banshee

>Girls acting like harpies
It’s finally going to kick off

Kek Molly is really bringing out the cunt in all of them

t. Fatso or skelly

Nope the order goes
Job
Face
Body
Personality
If you get 3 out of 4 you can fuck most women

>Hahahaha
Oh dear

ANTON IS SO FUCKING DESPERATE

he's got the best banter in the villa but he keeps trying to marry birds after 30 minutes

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lads, whats a glazed ring?

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Anton's humility will win him the game

The absolute state of the girls .

arsehole with spunk coming out of it

He just talks their head off immediately and they get put off

>Maura is a massive slut and has every girl in the villa on strings
confirmed /ourslag/

You are set bro, good job, tall, and fit you can fuck most chicks. Start doing boxing or a combat sport so you can start mogging other guys in social situations as well.

ARHHH WHY IS NO ONE LIKE A MGS CHARACTER YET

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The good was heavily outweighed by the tedious. For every 'lads sneaking out' there was a week of sweet fuck all

For me it’s

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S E E T H I N G

Yh I retract my complaints she wasn't fit enough
Her total lack of moral character is enough to cause some drama

>soon ill spill the tea
state

Think I've just lost my confidence honestly, based on job height social status ect ect, I'm hitting all the targets, it's just my face looks, unfortunately, which knocks my confidence massively. Is what it is I guess

retard doing coke while on tv

None of these are true. He was seen having a wank looking at Anna’s mahusive arse. Can’t blame the lad.

How quick are coke drug tests? Also why did he even have cash on him

clearly bullshit

hope Yewande brings up the Troubles

mfw jealous as FUCK of Tommy right now

I want to lick Maura’s armpits

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Have you seen what Maura used to look like? She looks better at 28 than 21. Jesus christ.

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Maura isnt a slag, she just says what ever girl says to her mates it just they arnt showing that on the OG girls side. Finally some reality

Irish slags are my weakness. Banged a fair few in my day son.

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY

imagine going in and only Anna thought you were fit, i'd be trying to get coke as well lmao

gonna do the two step and cowboy boogie

Major arse

TEA AUDIT

POST EM

its called surgery retard and that you fell for it should tell you everything

top geeza

happens literally all the time. Remember Dick and Dom? The Big Breakfast? Popworld? Fort Boyard? yeah..

>thinking this means she isn’t a slag
>Really it means they all are

She also /sips/? Ourgirl confirmed.

Irish women are the best on Earth. Fight me.

Pot noodle and a bap. Feeling homesick

Shut up you cunt, I am literally poor with mental health problems with a family of retards who ruined my life, I grew up in an orphanage and yet I have confidence to fuck chicks. Stop with the excuses bullshit, unless you are the top 1% looks wise you are in limbo where it depends on the chick if you are attractive as long as you arent fat or drugged out so you have a fucked up fat face or methhead face etc

Chicken tikka masala
Pilau rice
4 peshwari naan

she's a ring girl and does monster energy ads

These roasties are seething

>Unseen Bits includes all of the comedy relief
why the fuck aren't they in the proper show?

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That's insane

>Shut up you cunt, I am literally poor with mental health problems with a family of retards who ruined my life, I grew up in an orphanage and yet I have confidence to fuck chicks. Stop with the excuses bullshit, unless you are the top 1% looks wise you are in limbo where it depends on the chick if you are attractive as long as you arent fat or drugged out so you have a fucked up fat face or methhead face etc

Yeah but you're not an ugly fuck who gets called Trevor from GTA and gets birds asking if you're 40 when you're 24, so calm down you fanny

HERE COMES >>>>>>>WOMEN

yeh until they run out of potatoes and start looking like gandhi

Anton forgot about keto. Disaster.

surgery

no authentic irish women could look that good

Anyone else surprised by how much personality tommy has been showing these last two episodes

>gift wrapped

Super chicken burrito and an orange wotsit from the sodastream

lip filler and a nose job will do that

Which one of these tarts has the most insta followers?

this Irish thot is insufferable

FUCK SHAPES

>hate shapes

>being this gay

i HATE shapes

Fookin triangles innit

>I 'ATE SHAPES

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Shapes bad?

Tommy is based

Michael has hilarious ears

I hate shapes

You just know he meant that he could never remember how many sides each had in school

>it's a molly-mae opens her mouth episode

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BASED MAURA

BASED

Im done with you fuckhead, stop with the excuses or you will settle down with an ugly chick because she preys on your low confidence, while you are tall, fit, and have a good job.

Faggot

looool cant believe he went for it

madlad

>Maura sewing dissent within the ranks
>ill give them something to be immature about
>I don't care
>I don't give a fuck
shes so hot

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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

Maura, thank god for you

Based shit stirrer

he hates shapes bc he's only been with circular women

Camp Curtis hanging with the girls once again

>The entire villa exposes themselves as cunts

Why are the girls so immature? If the guys were doing that, it'd be called abuse or something

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT??

>Maura just saved Love Island

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POWERPLAY

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He wasn’t cooking

Curtis you BENDERRRRRRR

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

HAHAHAHAHA

Maura is the female Adam

she only had 40k followers before LI.

girls all secretly hate each other. the guys would be giving it WAHEY OI OI

SO!!!!!!

LADS!!!!!!

who is now the fittest ever on love island? lucie or maura?

I want to be insulted by Amber and Maura

FORGOT THE STREAM

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_
twitch.tv/mr_darcy_
twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

can messaging a girl on insta saying "ur really good looking" actually get you anywhere

>Only 40k

I know it's surgery. It just fascinates me how when done well, it can make a girl look 10 years younger boost her up a few points. When done badly it's horrific

Lucie

Maura is truly /ourgirl/

t. no experience with women

>slagmogged
what a british mogging

Amber

lucie still has the most symmetrical face but maura has the best body

>girls SEETHING
>based maurichael will flex on the whole villa
>molly mae will fuck off and join the rest of the influencers at chernobyl
C-can this year be saved bros?

maura
anyone that answers differently is, quite literally, a bender

ehat’s the other roastie’s name?

We'll have to see what maura looks like without makeup.

Lucie by far
They should have made her the late arrival, every girl would have been seething

Maura's personality is a 10

Stanford prison experience

Tread carefully: 190cm is anonposting for (You)s. For avoidance of doubt, I think he's a cunt.

Maurie=Adam

Madam

yes lol

Would be Maura if it wasn't fake, so it's Lucie

Trivago is such shit, never failed to fuck me

You're just as bad, strange behaviour

Why is the show so tame lads, do they never show tits, or talk about dick size or stuff like that? Fuckinh boring, big brother us far better.

If your insta is filled with your abs and luxury lifestyle
Yes

lel asses out at chernobyl land

I don't mind if he posts without the trip, he's still a fag but at least he's not a collosus fag in that sense.

Still nobody likes him tho and he is a nonce, so I hope he fucks off

>will never have a cute art hoe gf who thinks wearing cambodian-pattern baggy trousers is a personality trait like in the missguided adverts

why even live lads

no chin

Had a big lunch at the deep
So just some goujons and dips

Good

I dong give a fuck, aslong as he keeps that faggot trip of so I can pretend the fat nonce doesn't exist

the chicks are all smashed. every glass of wine is an overpour

Curtis gay as anything

like a bloody funeral procession

Chilly in here tonight!

What’s up with this fucking Schindler’s list music lads?

All the women seem to chinlets except lucie and amber

based Michael

Based Madam is going to shag Tommy’s brains out.

Only 5 mins left, I don’t belt it

>no need to get triggered by it
Amber lurks

BASED

/SIP SLAG/

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literally

yeh that was really shit

I like Moira because she tells it like it is

Michael really is our guy

Michael acting like a moron
>eat off Maura’s spoon to wind up the girls
>think Ambers being childish for being wound up

make up is abit over the top

he probably has

My ex gf used to make the exact same facial expressions as amber

>triggered
woiiiiiiiiiii

Molly's such a two faced cunt. Look at her costing up to maura

micheal is now the most whipped

Fuck me these are lovely

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desu amber didn't actually make much noise

Michael is a cuck

*sips*

I know he’s here so I’ll just say it: fucking neck 60 neurofen and a bottle of vodka you nonce and do your parents and the benefits office a favour

based Tommerz fucking off Molly

Are you feeling alright user?

Love Island proving once again girls are two-faced snakes
Classic

he ate off her spoon because the girls were being childish. she says she done nothing but she was definitely joining in on the fake laughing and the heckling

Molly mae is literally Georgian 2.0

Might actually be some kind of Shakespeare plot twist and it’s actually her incognito.

amber needs to fuck off home

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did you rape her when she gave you lip

looks very sickly... white choc on caramel on white choc? christ.

forgot joe existed for a second there

>he probably has
>user posts And please, for your own sake, don't reply until you've formulated a response befitting my intellect.
That's a no.

Michael is such a whingy scouse cunt

This but unironically

Dont give him attention though mate

Annas voice is like nails down a chalkboard in my brain

>lads are welcoming and easy going
>lasses are full throttle bitches

It is what it is

Y’know .... How ppl not wanting to see uglies get humbled & rumbled in the relationship on reality tv, but I kinda seek reverse effect its viewers. I they they get tired of it by now. It’s time to make same kind of shows on geeks, dorks, & rather misfits !!!

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Fucking based Anton

Molly Mae confirmed psycho

>wasn't funny
>ok, cool
CHADTON AT IT AGAIN

I am not fat so I can enjoy it

original girls know the producers told them to take six guys on dates lol...

Molly is imploding

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anton assassinating thots

IT'S ALL FUCKING KICKING OFF

did the give the islanders an extra drink tonight or something

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Im loving michael's attitude being a straight up geezer

girls are so fucking childish jesus christ

Fucking hell when Anton tried to make that shitty joke and Molly-mae started having at go at him ahahhahahahah
I'm pissing myself lads these birds are SEETHING

>BINNED
IT IS WHAT IT IS

It’s all kicking off right now

That molly slag is so hypocritical

THIS SEASON IS GETTING GOING NOW LADS

POST YOUD WAR FACE

yeah me too, just meant it'd taste like sickly shite. Up your game fampai

I don't know why I can't stand yewande

YASSSSSS QWEEEN
SCIENCE!!!!

What the fuck is this logic
>Lol they were confidant when they came in so they deserved to be shrieked at

>molly and co. mocks and jeers new contestants
>molly: HAHA IT'S JUST BANTER XD

>anton: shoulda committed sooner
>molly IMMEDIATELY starts seething and saying it wasn't appropriate

w*men.....

those ears, kek

just bc you're too much of a pussy to find horrible abusive cunts attractive doesn't mean you need to be a little bitch about it

Yewande is the calmest from the girls

lads once again proving they're the better gender

>Anna 28 years old
acts like she's just out of sixth form

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Oh bore off psycho Amy and camp Curtis

Crabs in a bucket, trying to drag them down a peg.

I love it lad

I aint into pegging mate

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Okay so what birds weren't being jealous cunts at the balcony? Like 70% of the girls have dropped to 0/10's for that performance

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She was screaming like a bamboo earlier

our lad anton is in there

yeah she seems quite sheltered. wheres she from?

They were being deliberately inflammatory when they came in. The OG girls shouldn’t have taken the bait, but the bait was there.

What's up with the new girls hairline?
Is she sectrely trans

is Shareef still in?

Your loss

Elma is approaching the wall at mach 2

Just Amy and Lucie I think

Nah mate got kicked out for calling Curtis a bender

girls can have shitty hairlines. a lot of the time it's the result of wearing ponytails too tight and too often

The boys were dragging their girls away from the estrogen cloud

Lucie is a shell of her former self in Joe's vice like grip

Based anton

Molly mae is seething lol

>thinking there's any distinguishable maturity in a woman past 16

is Curtis pissed from all the gay cocktails or just really tired?

Why don't they let the drink a bit more? Would be banter

>Maura pretending to care when Molly is fuming over Tommy being a snake
BASED

He shat in anna's coffee and then rape her while using his phone

Did Tommy actually say that? I think Molly Mae made that shit up

try actually meeting some mate lol

Where’s joe today lads?

>tommy on the ropes

lmaooo Maura throwing Tommy under the bus here

this season is hotting up lads

based tommy
based maura

THIS EPISODE IS BASED

Molly mae does my fucking nut in. FACT.

Plz punch her Tommy

Finally Tommy is just going to have the women fight each other for his attention, took long enough

me Uber eats got delayed by an hour. what a fookin scam

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...

And yet Maura still rates Tommy for his cheese on bread.
That and now she wants to get one over on Molly.

who will have sex first?

>Nice
Lucie
Amy
>Bitches
Anna
Amber
Yewande
>Absolute cow tier
Molly Mae

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Imagine
>Amber v Maura catfight where they fall in the pool
>Curtis hitting on Tommy
Tommy actually hitting Anton
>Amy crying on Yewande’s shoulder
>Michael trying to fireman’s lift Anna

lucie and joe are so boring, can't draw a dime to save their life

those tesco berries are more attractive then any of these women

>Lucie
>Nice

Molly, molly, maura is single handedly making this season based

Maura and Tommy tommorow night

anna amber and molly are total bitches and childish as fuck

turn off desu.

...

purely in relation to tonight's antics

Fee for for fix

>ywn see the ginger girl from the nationwide advert drinking alone at spoons and go over and say you recognise her and offer to buy her a drink
>she will never graciously accept
>ywn live happily together in a modest house with 2 (not ginger) kids

he's in hibernation, all of his bodily energy is goes to producing the seed he gives to Lucie after-hours

apologies lad didn't read the post you were replying to and got worked up

Ignore the nonces thread

Someone else make a thread later

Fuck off nonce

Soneone else make a thread

Jannyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

We don't need another thread with like 10 minutes left

Jesus has amber never been criticised before

Fuck these girls. They've had no adversity in their lives.

Jeez Maura is based

AND JUST LIKE THAT. TOMMY HAS DUG HIS OWN FUCKING GRAVE.
Only 5 minutes and already getting shouted at by Maura.

BE A MAN.

DO THE RIGHT THING.

Lmao nice cope, gymcel
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME
Without these you're fucked

cringe and bluepilled

Tommy just hit her with a one-two punch, shes gone from screaming to being like "I really like you"

Fuck off Curtis coming in like a therapist

Fuck even reading that phrase makes my blood heat up, that was the gayest shit I've ever seen.

went to the same school as my sister (Hitchin), she's not even popular or regarded as one of the fitter girls there.

doughnut HR email?

Let's be honest, most of the girls on Love Island are 4/10s at best. The only fit ones in there this year are Lucie, Amber and Maura. Even the ugliest virgin here could get with Anna.