ITT: Stunts for the inevitable female reboot

youtube.com/watch?v=DO0NcjexN3Q

it was called rad girls and it sucked

Came to post about this.

I shit you not, there was a "funny prank" that consisted of asking random guys to kiss their ass and then farting in their mouths.

>Hi my name is Claire and this is the Squirting Tornado of Souls. Welcome to Jackass.

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>Stacy
>Rebecca
>Terry
>Dani
>Chris Pontius in drag
And this is "Shopping in Skin Tone Tights"
And this is "Icy Hot Wax"
And this is "String em along." The idea here is that we stick a white string out of our shorts and sees who notices.
And this is "Cinammon Challenge"
And this is "Lonely Hot Chick gets a date"
Today, we're in Lake Havasu, and we're trying to see who can sneak on the most yachts without getting caught

it doesnt make sence for me really .children are starving and they waste the food ,some day in the near future they are going to regret for sure

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>Hi I'm Lexy and these are skin-colored leggings!

>hi I'm melissa and this is eating a whole pizza by myself. Carb overload!

>I'm Karla and this is Deleting Instagram. Welcome to Jackass

>cut to her screaming as the icon disappears while her female friends howl with laughter behind her

I remember they asked Knoxville (I think) why there aren't any girls in the group. Came down to no one wanting to see girls get hurt...and they bitch a lot.

HI THIS IS SARAH AND THIS THE HORSE COCK

>Hi! Im Susan and this is the cockmeat sandwich challenge

haha oh no, just imagine a girl farting in your mouth haha that must suck
LOL

>hi im jessica and this is "talking to the weird guy at work"

hahahaha oh man I gotta see that that's hilarious

>Hi I'm Leah and this is my new best friend! Welcome to Jackass!

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>Hi Im Katy and this is friendzoning him

woah they rode down a flight of carpeted stairs in bin with helmets on?!?! these girls are fucking INSANE

>Hi I'm Becca and this is Following the Relationship Advice of My Father

>Becca is see on a date with an average white boy who doesnt sell drugs or rap for a living
>crowd of roasties observing the date from hidden cameras start vomiting when the guy begins genuinely asking about her hopes and dreams

>Hi I'm Jenny and this is Getting Creampied by a Hobo

>Hi I'm Kaylee and I locked away my phone for three days!

No no you see. A stunt is something a woman wouldnt normally do.

>Hi I'm Lily and today I will flirt with an incel.

Now that would be kino.

>Hi I’m Jessica and this is changing your oil

>Hi I'm Roastie with the mostie, I'll try not to suck any dick on my way to the parking lot

>Hi I'm Samantha and this is Engaging in a Discussion with a Group of Men that doesnt Revolve Entirely Around Me

>woman breaks her nail
>starts crying hysterically for the next 7 hours expecting me to console her
i fucking hate women

>Hi I'm Hilary and this is lock him up

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>Chris Pontius in drag
kek

>Hi i'm Stacy and this is a woman appreciating kino. Welcome to Jackass.

>Hi I'm Stacy and this is watching a movie and looking at the screen rather than my phone as the movie plays in the background before asking my boyfriend what happened in the plot

>Hi I'm Stacy and this is the "woman pays for a date". Welcome to Jackass

>instead of rebooting hellraiser as the original female the original pinhead was and jackass with non-sexist gender-neutral stunts, they fuck up ghost busters and star wars
ah, pure retardation

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>Hi I'm Gina and this is understanding a Zack Snyder movie

Reminds me of why women’s screams in entertainment sound like orgasm. Because if they put realistic sounds of women in pain no one could watch it.
>inb4 ‘I could watch it’
But can you have sex?

I didn't even notice the cast of Jackass were males, now who's sexist?

youtube.com/watch?v=FMqnPH7lK6E

hahahahaha whata funny prank

What did they do to Queequeg ahahaha

Isn't this a scene from the top ten most extreme animals on animal planet

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/106036957/

holy shit is that Red?

there was a female member of jackass back in the TV show days who left when she broke her back.

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Were they Latina’s? If not then that’s disgusting.

>Hi this is me not talking for five straight minutes

holy shit you never saw robocop

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TRUNKED

haha who would want to watch that is there already anytyhing like that on the internet

omg could you imagine...?!

Women push kids out their cunts but cry when they stub their pinky toe.

Unless all the acts revolve around shoving things in and out their boxes, they'll be in constant tears and it's gonna suck.

They already made female jackass and it was kino
youtube.com/watch?v=50hf2P8PTP0

>taking the bait this hard

>I'm Heather, and this is flirting with Chad without makeup. Welcome to Jackass.