Yeah, I don't see it

He's playing young Drake. Which admittedly was the version of the character none of the 30 people who actually wanted an Uncharted movie cared about. But hey Sony gotta Sony.

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As long its a good story and plays like a homage to the Indiana jones movies and doesn't use too much cgi. It should be kino.

you dumb?

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That's Tom Cruise on the right

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Jeremy Renner is just a poor man's Daniel Craig.

No, that is Sean Penn.

>doesn't use too much cgi.
Yeah something tells me they're not actually going to crash planes, have Tom Holland climb mountains, or blow up vast ancient city set pieces so good luck with that.

Cruise mummy = uncharted

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geez this looks identical to me

Why does anyone care. Uncharted already is a movie.

>doesn't use too much cgi
Tom Cruise could do it but capeshit actor? They can't without greenscreen.

What the actual fuck?
Uncharted is a gaming treasure. Why taint it with Yea Forums cliche bullshit for overweight simpletons why make a movie out of it. It's going to fucking suck, fuck me.
I fucking hate this fucking medium.

not yet, wait some years. they do something like young chronicles first and then you get to the older one gradually. this could have the potential for a big adventure series. it already had the indiana jones like stories in modern times and kinosphere is lacking some adventure.

As of now Chris Pratt with slightly dyed hair.

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Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome.

I am so fucking sick of Chris Pratt

I wish Uwe Boll was a director

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He looks sick, is he okay?

>Uncharted is a gaming treasure.

It's the epitome of generic as fuck, play-by-rails cover based shooting and PRESS X TO AWESOME gameplay. It's trash. It deserves trash.

b-b-b-but my story
*cries like a bitch*

A few years later Chris Pratt won't have any hair to dye

What the fuck, this guy is like 170cm and looks nothing like Drake. It doesn't make any sense.

Would only be ok with Chris Pratt as Drake (or in any other role) if he turns down the paycheck and refuses to appear in Jurassic World 3, denounces and disowns his role in Zero Dark Thirty, and gives a more grounded, serious, non-reddit performance in GotG 3.
None of those will happen

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That's really only true for the first game.

>make game clearly inspired by movie
>make movie based on game

This is like the time I saw there was a Words with Friends board game. How do they get away with it? It's just going to be a poor mans indiana jones.

Nah. I played all the playstation ones, and while the level design is amazing the only time the story is anything interesting is some of the stuff with his brother, and Nates misery at working a 9 to 5 in the last one. Other than that it's just him shooting thousands of generic baddies in beautiful locations while quipping and saying how much he hates killing.

Thing is, if you want a good Uncharted movie, just play through the games again.

Same would apply to The Last of Us movie if that ever gets made

Nate’s not a British twink too.

Jesus Christ Jeremy, give it a rest

At least they cast a white.

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post butthole?

Yeah but unlike Evans Renner can actually act

if you add a scruffy beard and age him up with makeup, he can pull it off