/RBMK/ - Chernobyl General

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First for fuck fomin

>doggocaust gets 20 minutes screen time
>elephant foot gets none
epbin

fuck you

Second for sweet Vasily

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And sweet Vasily's sweaty brapper

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some irrelevant bs that does not even have a wiki article in russian or ukrainian

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and zero time of the firefighters on the roof trying to put out the blaze, all for the fact that Mr “Ill be useful” cries over some contaminated mutts.

Best I could think of/do.

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getting up the quality of memes

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But most importantly fuck Khodemchuk

moar

Some pics of a cutaway scale model of the reactor at the visitor center.

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Reposting for user

Their wives gave testimony. There's a lot more info out there from Sitnikova. In fact, I think there are even photos of her visiting her old flat, if I'm not mistaken.

Akimova's account of things is a little more hidden. But she did mention that her husband asked after the boys (from hospital) and told her not to let them outside. I believe her name is Lyubov Nikolaevna Akimova.

This is not RMBGay.

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COMRADE VASILY GET BACK HERE

based fucktard
it's literally the core that melted down

Notice the little white figure on top for scale

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>she didn’t bend over to line her ass up with the penis graffiti
sad

you've got to be fucking kidding me

Reminder that Legasov is on tape comparing the reactor to a human body and is therefore the first Core-chan poster.

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Hickey made me gay. I wanna cuddle and kiss this dude, not okay.

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this is monkey mauling innit?

You sure?

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and it doesn’t mean shit compared to the wider effects of the disaster, russians and ukrainians attempting to cope with having to shoot animals was far more interesting

And I thought there were only gay fanfics.

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If I pulled these rods out would you die?

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Look at the size of it. No way that could explode.

You're delusional.

Just one last Akimfu post before I leave for work :3

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Yea Forums ruins everything

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thank you based family poster

dilate

That picture did not originate on Yea Forums, user.

I wanna give him hickeys

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tumblr ruins everything

Legasov is for cuddling and kissing
Hickey is for rawdogging.

Somebody in the previous thread asked if Sitnikov had a stache irl, the answer is no but he was still a cutie

Okay so who out of you is posting on /fit/ right now?

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What would the characters irl think of the gayposting happening ITT?

Is naked mining gay or what

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Faggotry was a crime in USSR

Currently reading about the Windscale fire that happened at a nuclear reactor in the UK in 1957, fucking terrifying what early nuclear safety was like, literally just guessing and hoping for the best.

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who is this whore

>not having stache in the 80's commieland
Guy must have been a lame doofus irl

no idea just saved from a bread yesterday and edited.

good luck getting promoted now bozo

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>start to watch Terror
>literal buttfucking faggots in the 19th century
Now I understand why you love that show so much. The self insert potential. Fucking homos.

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Then why did my dad get molested by a gay pedo in the USSR

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yuck

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Only if your balls touch something radioactive
another miner's balls for example

>mfw boris got robbed of precious time while someone out there spent it drawing yaoi of real people

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Edmund Akimov

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no it wasn't, it was like watching a different show

>Just got back from trip abroad with no internet
>Been hyped to torrent E04 and E05
>90% of people here seem to think they are shit and it went downhill after the third one
great...

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>Legasov killed himself so he didn't have to see it

It must be really fucking weird to see drawings of you and your friend/colleague having sex. I almost wish it happens to me someday so I can experience it.

no, episode 5 is amazing. just watch it you nigger.

They are retards, episode 5 is the best.

Why the hell did I laugh at that?

They couldn't make any more memes. That's literally the reason why they think the last two episodes are weak. They couldn't force any more stupid shit.

Nice to see someone else who feels that way about the unfunny reaction leddit tier memes. These threads were so good to begin with when /sci/fags were posting about radiation and reactor cores, I don't blame them for leaving

i fucking legit cried and looked away in that episode shut your mouth

when can one expect a hard copy release with some extra footage?

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I quit the threads when they became generals full of people shipping Soviet scientists and party members like it's fucking anime. This show really did appeal to the dumbest people, in spite of how competently made it was.

CIA, I'm Pavel

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it was made to force memes against the soviets who were far more capable and competent than capitalist counterparts

Why the fuck did he have to do this?..
I always feel extremely bad for people who were driven to suicide.
Absolutely no living human being deserves this.

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Legasov had a hard life and suffered a lot

>far more capable
Eh...

>competent
Nope.

like clockwork

thats because you're an effeminate pussy

yeah i’ve been kinda irked about the memes that take the situation so lightly not to mention the literal porn being made of the reactor and forced in these threads. It’s really gone downhill since the early threads that were populated by intellectuals.

Good flex there brah, but it wasn't enough.

id rather be an effeminate pussy than whatever soulless creature you are

People use humor to make sense of things that are frightening and confusing. It's nothing new.

I'll force it past your tonsils pretty lady.

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>crying and looking away at an HBO series

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>you can't joke about something that was bad whaaaa
what the fuck are you faggots doing on Yea Forums

>disliking an obvious bad scene makes you soulless
unbased retard

how the hell did the USSR even become this powerful if they were this dysfunctional and incompetent at a government level lmao

>hundreds of scientists misrepresented by one woman
>laughable character assassinations
>impossible and unlikely relationships
humour is all it's good for.

because this series is all a lie to make the USSR look bad

its "power" was mostly an illusion

oh so the idiots are coming from /pol, okay go back and let the adults talk

no idea greg

where the yellow pump guys?

nigga i just like boris, no homo

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based

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Incompetent state that controls entire economy is bound to be more powerful than the less incompetent one that doesn´t.

is it bad I recognize this from modern warfare?

>le /pol/ boogeyman
you don't belong here and you don't belong anywhere else either.

It's the navy, they're famous for faggotry.

>supposed to present his own investigation in front of Academic audience with some political figures there on the next day
>hangs himself despite having a ready gun in his table drawer that he was probably planning to use after his report

It's a big country and they can get shit done when they have to

>misrepresented
Better hire 100 extras to play nameless scientists just so your autism can be pleased.

I am 50 miles from there

God I wish he weren’t shafted so fucking hard

I hate tumblr.

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AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FOMIN

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>yeah i’ve been kinda irked about the memes that take the situation so lightly
I mean it's Yea Forums. It's anonymous shitposting. Never really been the place to go reverence and respect and moralfagging and stuff.
>not to mention the literal porn being made of the reactor and forced in these threads.
I thought it was funny flavor.
>since the early threads that were populated by intellectuals.
lol "intellectuals." and also it's just the way she blows. As a show is happening it's attracting a lot more normals and educateds and people interested in supplemental info and discussion and stuff. Then when the show ends everyone gets their thoughts out and drift away, leaving all the memesmen and shippers and shills.

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Based Boris

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the concept of "homosexuality" didn't really use to be something a person is, it was just something some people did sometime. And there's been buggery on ships as long as theirs been ships.

That one tripfag suparetardname lives on Ascension Island, which was a "prison island" in the 1700s for buggers and sodomites.

where are we?

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Was Legasov so much under the USSR thumb he could not possibly elope to the West at all? If he had done that he would have thrived as a scientist and as an expert.

I feel he wasted his future completely.

fuck I just watched the edit of 1 and 5 and it was pretty good, thank you kind user who made it

Like they'd let him go after that.

was the system corrupt and produced men like Dyatlov?
or was the system corrputed by men like Dyatlov?

In the center

The former, absolutely.
Dyatlov simply did what one had to. I notice it's mainly burgers complaining about his villainous behavior when Soviets know that that's just how people behaved.

What sort of pussy Russian Soldiers can't handle killing dogs

>le strong, independent female scientist doing all the work while every man she encounters is an ignorant retard who doesn't take her seriously
cringe

egg and chicken problem

>ywn marry Legasov to give him citizenship in the west

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From what I’ve heard of the real Legasov, he believed in the Soviet system. He was loyal. He wanted to help fix the reactors, not defect to the west and give up state secrets.

There a link to this edit?

Dyatlov just wanted a promotion. He had no idea everything would bork so violently

he was married

I'll just marry him again, what are you gonna do about it?

in soviet union, if your boss is an asshole, you couldn't exactly up and quit
such a system naturally breeds asshole bosses

vimeo.com/340478805/600bdd1293 there you are comrade

god i wish to kiss him with my penis so bad

Dyatlov did nothing wrong, it was the retards that came up with the test and the madmen that designed a reactor that forces operators to act blindly when on low power.

I don't think he likes that kind of thing.

where's core chan?

Thanks

>I'M NUUUUUUUUUCLEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

> he thinks they were killing dogs

You stupid fucking retard. I'm not talking about radiation at all. If they razed the forests why is Chernobyl filled with green forests?

needs an "if you only knew how bad things really are" desu

they plowed everything and buried it.

That never happened though. Livestock was killed to prevent consumption but pets werent hunted. Most pets just died of cancer eventually or not at all. Chernobyl is still filled with wild pets

finds grafite in Antarctica

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they obviously didn't get them all, that doesn't mean they didn't try

Proofs?

YOU DIDANT!

Why do nuclear apologists write off the Chernobyl disaster as being irrelevant and only caused by shitty conditions and laziness when everyone there did literally nothing wrong?

Someone /r/ed this comic, any requests for shitty art?

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qt :3

>mustache rides: $0.15

can radiation be transmitted through gay sex?

Are the pumps running?

>been sick for a week
>started to sound like Bryukhanov

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This finally explains why he uses a Soviet pocket watch

I’m curious to see how the Russians manage theirs, since they're literally blaming the Americans for it.

no, but rAIDSiation can tho

Episode 4 is the worst because of "muh omnipotent knowledge of things I couldn't possibly know" Mary Sue science lady

shoot you on the border

What was the point in the low power test?

BASED. Hopefully it's permanent.
(Consider perming your hair too.)

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>She’s a truth ninja. She goes after it
>She also revealed her backstory during the interview saying that she would have been a child during World War II in Belarus.
>She added: ”As a child, she lived through extraordinary brutality and probably was witness to appalling acts. She developed a 'don't trust anybody' mentality.”
Zetta yikes

Draw Dyatlov calling someone delusional

I hated this character the most. His passionate love for "the state" literally sickens me. Fucking insect fuck.

Or condense them to 3 or 4 scientists doing different things instead of a single teleporting mary sue. Not all the scientists even agreed with Legasov

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Disgraceful.

>Gentlemen I propose a ban around /RBMK/. A blockade that keeps it's memes and faggotry from seeping into the greater populace of the boards.

*ahem*

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building a containment structure, a sarcophagus, you say?

Why is the homosexual fantasies phase not on there?

Yes, the state and anyone who willingly wants to expand it's power is disgraceful. I agree.

draw the elephant foot like an anime girl

Why the fuck do all the faggots have to ruin this thread by fantasizing about how much they want to fuck the characters?

Yeah the guy was a highly decorated patriot and pretty much at the bleeding edge of Soviet nuclear research from what I've seen and read. He knew he was already so badly poisoned by radiation from having spent time on-site at Chernobyl that his lifespan could be measured in single digits. By the time he hung himself he probably figured that he was a dead man walking anyway and wanted his death to at least mean something by making a statement through it. In the end it did lead to more rigid safety measures being adopted when the report about the incident was released and people saw the scale of what a real nuclear disaster looked like.

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Spreading disinformation at a time like this...

If I'm ever in the area I'll bring flowers for him.

Ah well, the worst thing released was iodine-131 which has a half-life of 8 days.
Also, based Cockcroft for insisting on a chimney scrubber to filter any potential radioactive content being released if there was an accident. It was costly and people made fun of him but he saved many lives.

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Reminder that Legasov had attempted to commit suicide in 1987 while in the hospital for his radiation sickness.

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In the actual hospital? How did he do that?

Legasov sounds like such a pure soul. Even my dad who hates everyone and everything speaks kindly of him.

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You know, I'm kind of a science gal myself.
There is definitely Graphite on the ground.
Do we have any iodine pills around here?

How did the nurse know about iodine but the doctor didn't?

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Did he know him?
Strong female role

They never spoke but he saw Legasov around sometimes.

Ladyparts?

really/ how?

he was feigning ignorance because the KGB told him to get fucked when he requested iodine pills in case of a nuclear accident

She was a doctor

no, but /r/adiation can

Yes

Why didn't they just have gay sex all the time in Chernobyl? No pregnancies, no miscarriages, just unlimited fucking to take your mind off your doom.

If you want to know more about the disaster, read this shit. It's great.

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>watching Chernobyl with my dad
>part where they are trying to figure out what to do about the graphite on the roof
>dad says “why don’t they just drop a few bombs on the roof and knock everything down”

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based dad

why not just use a wrecking ball?

just leave the graphite there lmao what do you even need the roof for

Nah, concentrate it.
Burn everything from the outside and make it a battle royal with the center inside the reactor.

Because they aren’t a bunch of fags.
My copy is on its way

yeah they should have just dropped a nuke on it desu

The graphite had to go so they could build the sarcophagus. The graphite emitted too much radiation on the roof for them to begin a massive construction project like that.

Draw me hugging Legasov

Modern roasties will leave you if you sneeze even once

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When I talked about radiation in school I was "a nerd" and "had no friends" but now its popular and "a funny meme". Smh yall are posers. Name three radioactive isotopes? Hm? I bet you can't. I bet you can't even write a decay equation or draw a feynman diagram. I'd be surprised if any of you actually know what a half-life is. You guys joke about 3.6 and graphite on the roof but the true hilarity here are the people that think they have a physics degree just because they watch a show.

It's a matter of generations, not gender. He was old, she was young.
He probably went to med school before the cold war and nuclear weapons were a thing, so he had no training on the effects of radiation poisoning and how to prevent/treat them. She, on the other hand, most likely had such a training.
Also, he was a specialist working at a maternity ward, so he had no incentive to step out of his role and update his medical knowledge outside of his field of expertise.

haha nerd

have sex

The thing that really made me laugh as a doctorfag was him talking about how he once stayed awake for 2 nights like it's some kind of achievement.

Why didn’t they put a big slide on the roof for the helicopters to drop the sand and shit on? So they wouldn’t have to fly directly over the core

based

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Nth for I don't know them, fuck them

>watch the series with my dad
>says the Lyudmilla sideplot was melodramatic and cheesy.
>complains about "anti-soviet propaganda".
he still gave it a 9/10 but I don't understand these points at all.

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dilate

Well, that's pop science for you.
You're still a nerd.

I really like his tummy.

Why are Boomers so dumb?

Did Valery Legasov really block the academic promotion of Jews or was that a dramatization Craig Mazin added?

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>complains about "anti-soviet propaganda".
good lord, that's what he got out of it?

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Yes and he also hated black people or "niggers" as Legasov liked to call them.

They just wanted to make him even more BASED

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wtf I love Legasov now

based

it would have required more planning and a larger investment to build something like that.

the decision makers were mostly interested in fast, cheap solutions, throwing one solution after the other at the problem if the previous one didn't work as desired.

I was also thinking of a movable conveyer belt that can be moved towards the plant and that can drop the sand into the core.

If Legasov ever talked about blacks he probably would call them that as everyone in Russia does to this day, even on national tv.

Post a picture of yourself, user. Your dreams just might come true.

I'm going to read the other well reviewed Chernobyl book that was released last year.

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Damn didn’t know valery was BASED

These threads will be non-existant in a few weeks, so what was your favorite /RBMK/, comrad user?

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dat control room tho.. i wouldn't want that hooked up to my microwave oven let alone a nuclear reactor.

Yeah and? You think this series is about the Chernobyl reactor, huh? Get lost, loser

the guy who went to the roof with the guard

The one with the cough, forgot his name.

The Soviets believed in simplicity and trying to idiot-proof things as much as possible, knowing full well Russians are retards.

Anonymous comrades of /RBMK/
You have performed your duties perfectly.
I wish you good health and long life.
All of you are awarded a bonus of 800 good boy points.

They pretty much all looked like that, here's one from a reactor from the 50s in Sellafield.

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I serve the /RBMK/

episode 4 is where it feels like they shift from urgency to basically just drama. It also got s bit confusing when they stopped doing the X days since the explosion. Like suddenly were in July, then December.

Well? Why not?

>ywn see hickey moaning and panting while your cum is leaking out of his ass
reeee

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look at North Korea and ask yourself the same, there's your answer.

4 was pure drama, very little going on. 5 was good.

Hickey is a top.

I serve the /RBMK/

Idk user I’m no nuclear physicist but dropping a bomb on highly radioactive material right next to an exposed nuclear power plant core seems like it MIGHT be a bad idea...

How do I find a tight-bodied sadomasochistic qt like Hickey irl?

post yfw u have 5 years

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I actually really liked Pavel as I was in a similar situation. Granted we didnt shoot animals in a radition zone, but still. I live in a country where we still have mandatory military service, but its only basic training of 6-9 months. However, if they ever need you, they'll draft you again. So being re-drafted with my service being quite some years back and only having served a minimal basic training that didnt prepare you for the situation at hand, namely a fuckoff-huge flood was pretty scary too, especially when there's all these grizzled veterans around you who'll never see you as one of them because you're just some draftee who never went beyond basic training when they had all been to Kosovo or godknowswhere.

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>When I talked about radiation in school I was "a nerd" and "had no friends"

I think the problem was rather your personality, and not your interests.

Thank you comrade!

So I just walked into my apartment building and heard the chorus from Chernobyl at a loud volume coming from one of the apartments, I guess I'm not the only one serving /RBMK/ here.

What part of Switzerland are you from, user?

see

"African-American", "African", maybe "Black-skinned", "Dark-skinned" or "Negr" are the way everyone called them back then or calls them nowadays.
Nigger/nigga is a zoomercore pretty much
No need to pull things out the ass

Why is it that during this series and during a lot of documentaries and such, it seems like even getting close to Chernobyl or pripyat will get you super cancer, or at least have you die in the next 5 years. But then you have thots taking instagram photos in pripyat and full on construction work like the 2017 new sarc right outside the reactor. How does this shit work, is it like super radiation in 20 meter radius, but once youre outside it pretty safe or what?

Did you get along with them ? How did it go?

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What's the difference between "negr" and the American word? I grew up thinking it's the same.

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shut up nerd it's just a fantasy

fetlife.com my friend

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Knock on their door and offer to share your core-chan folder.

Radioactive materials have half lifes. One of the most common isotopes in the Chernobyl area is a type of cesium and it has a half life of 30 years, so those isotopes are half as radioactive as they were in 1986. Plus, a substantial amount of cleanup work has happened since the explosion. When Legasov and Shcherbina are in Pripyat, the fire is still raging and the smoke is still billowing from the core.

I serve the /RBMK/.

I'm finally going to watch it. Whst do I need to know before watching it?

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Yeah, 5 was nice, good ending, especially liked them including real life photo and facts in the credits.

Negr comes from spanish Negro i think and doesn't bears negative connotations like Nigger does.

I've only found cringy-ass pseudo-intellectual fuckers there
I've tried /soc/ too but only found qts who aren't into the shit I'm into or fat hideous neets who are

Damn I just found out that the composer is actually a woman, and to be honest I'm impressed, I thought the score was perfect for the setting and the atmosphere, especially that soundtrack at the end of episode 3. She's an Icelandic qt

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I serve the /RBMK/

its kino

Have vodka ready and start smoking.

Who makes these fringe amateurish Chernobyl memes?
youtube.com/watch?v=tEi0SFnB5C0

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But so does nigga with an r
(excuse me I'm currently living in a country where saying/typing that word carries jail time)

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uranium 235, plutonium 238, xenon 135.
I can write a decay function because anyone who remembers a single lesson of high school maths should, but can't draw a feynman diagram because I'm not a literal phsycist.
Half-Life is the time until the isotope has decayed by half. Now that I've proven to you that I too, know basic physics,I will inform you that I have rarely been called a nerd and always had lots of friends.

tl;dr: user you're just autistic

I like this one too
youtube.com/watch?v=z7_9FdqSH1U

I knew his voice reminded me of someone

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You need to know that RMBK reactor cannot explode

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I serve the /RBMK/.

Anyone got a gif of our boy vomiting?

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but like how dangerous is it to stay there now? Im guessing anywhere near core is bad. Outside the building seems fine? Especially with the new sarc. But wont it take 23000 years until its safe for humans.

Why do you want it?

I serve the /RBMK/

yeah I guess you're right about fetlife

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Don't ask anymore questions.

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I mean that nigger was specifically meant to be a slur and a derogatory term, it was made with a negative connotation, while Negr wasn't, as it just meant "of a Negroid race", "Black".

Take note of all the characters from the beginning. I thought they were just "random factory guy" and didnt really pay much attention to each of them, except for the boss of course.

It’s not safe to continuously live in that environment, but tourists and thots can visit for short trips. The radiation levels are still much higher than the normal ambient levels of radiation.

I always wondered what it would be like to look at such a complex control panel and be like "yeah, i know what everything does here"

I feel the same way about airplanes and spaceships &c.

There's nothing inherently racist about calling niggers niggers, since negro means black. You need conditioning to consider it offensive.

>thots can visit for short trips
also thots probably don't know what radiation even is
"you mean, like, the sun and stuff?"

>That god awful quality
Fuck i can feel all the shitty websites it went through to look like this.

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his voice is so weird. i wonder what he would sound like if he was butt fucked

He always reminded me of Godfather from Generation Kill
Tempo, tempo, tempo..

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>literal porn being made of the reactor
Welcome to the internet, now get out

When will these threads fucking die?

interesting shit to be honest

Which Chernobyl characters have we not lewded at this point?

3,6 Röntgen isn't terribly bad, we really should talk about how 5G is going to kill us all.
t. not a spokesperson of the party.

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Some of these anons won't stop posting for 20 000 years.

When the half-life of the U-235 from Chernobyl ends.

youtube.com/watch?v=BRcbkbfHzKY

The dog bitch with a litter.

When an RBMK reactor is able to explode

I don't remember any women being lewded.

>t. not a spokesperson of the party.
KGB agents have been dispatched to your location.

the half-life of a Yea Forums meme is about 10 years

I like it. Gives an old Yea Forums feel.

Here's one for you weeaboo gay lords
youtube.com/watch?v=DQRTSXEMj4A

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Start to work in a factory. I worked in one for four years and the control panel of my simple manufacturing machine had more buttons than that, plus it had a touchscreen with additional functions. You learn it in months and you can reach for any button on reflex without thinking.

actually am from austria, but close guess user.

I'd fuck Khomyuk like she got fucked in Breaking the Waves

>he thinks the United States govt isn't made up of a bunch of dysfunctional and incompetent corrupt fucks who also get shit done only when they really need to

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I fucking love the Dyatlov's slap.

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servus

>"you mean, like, the sun and stuff?"
That's pretty much on-fucking-point though.

Good luck I'm behind over 200 units of Roentgen. They'll be dead before they reach me.

hitler disagrees

still my favourite desu

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either you're a retard for taking bait or your just cherrypicking to yourself to start a flame war, either way pls kys.

He didn't hesitate for a second

thank you for spelling the joke out for me

This one is pretty dope
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cry more gringo

It's OK, Akimov is with you

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What a fucking slut. I bet he loved every moment of it.

kek
thanks

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This guy, Dyatlov, is the real life Homer Simpson heheh :-)

What a Chad.

((((Igor Kirschenbaum))) Turbine control, Senior Engineer. It was the jews....again.

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god, i want to dress like him

Khodemchuck formerly Khodemsneed

He's dubbed by Homer's VA in the french dub

OC

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>manspreading
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KINDA PROBLEMATIC

In a perfect world someone would make a Levan Polka MAD from this slap.

fucking yes, love blue monday

it's just a pair of jeans and a leather jacket user...

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I want him to be my dad

>cheap jeans
>generic black tee
>old, worn-out leather jacket
>off-the-shelf ray-bans
you can, literally right now. You probably have all these clothing items at home, and if not they really shouldn't be expensice or hard to find. What you're lacking is his confidence

I'm going to write a script with a special role for him where he gets fucked in the ass onscreen.

Can you stop ruining things with your messed up gay brain?

how does it feel
to treat me like you do

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so-so. More draftees came in later, but for a while there wre only like 3 of us surrounded by a bunch of vets. They never respected you, but they treated us like human beings, which is a lot better than it would have been in other armies I guess

Still 10/10

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Where's the long one with the Russian song?

>tfw no exposed reactor core gf

please do and cast a black man as his lover

Yea Forums isn't a cool boys club, neither is reddit but I think you would better fit here. (I'm saying this unironically.)

>Works his ass off since 1970 to get Chernobyl operational
>One of the first to advocate evacuating Pripyat
>Used as a scapegoat following the accident
>Portrayed in the show as a sniveling 3.6 roentgen coward
I feel bad for him.

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Just figured out now that Stellan Skarsgard played the character of Boris. I guess I'm a retard, but he's really unrecognizable.

Irreversible remake with genderbent roles. He would be the rape victim.

that slut, exposing herself around a bunch of naked miners

What is the cost of BLumpf?
youtube.com/watch?v=s7yUSRpugF4

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But he's not innocent enough. He has to enjoy it.

holy shit, this is exactly my bodyshape. people actually like this, even if its just homos on Yea Forums? /fit/ is a lie!

Dyatlov interview
youtube.com/watch?v=N8__v9EswN4